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This is a link post Havent done this in a while.
edit: video not working, so have some Iron and Wine instead... www.youtube.com/watch?v=coNSl5bYSzU
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That is prolly some sort of blessing really for you guys,
I can see it fine though?
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
Can you ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Here, borrow my eyes...

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd lend him mine
but i just tried sneezing with my eyes open
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Eye Told You So
So my mates Pat and Jonny decided to see whether you can sneeze with your eyes open.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!
his pupils are dilated, is he on drugs?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Your pupils would dilate too
if that happened to you
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
fucking hell
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that's science

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Eye
liked this.
 (Tivert, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
and eeewwwwwwwwww :)
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah jonny's face
makes me go ewwwwww too
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 9 Jul 2011, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Flip out,
Like a ninja :D

Love that tune ^^
 (Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post sweeeeet!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 9 Jul 2011, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post this!
first I was all like eewwwww

BUT THEN

I was all like *skank skank skank*
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Bit of Friday 'Feck me!' NSFW
VBS TV an American website detailing all sorts of ' non-news' items in a news-doc format. This one is Liberian drug dens, have a look around the site and especially the Swansea Love Story in the Rule Britannia series.

"In the first instalment of Swansea Love Story, we go for breakfast with Amy and Cornelius, a young homeless couple addicted to heroin and booze."
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted Swansea Love Story on here a while back...
...me mate's deranged and disowned sister is in that, dating the guy leaving prison. Quality city this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a top documentary that
Made me cry, I seem to remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)
Although, the whole story of story of starvation,drug taking children,guns, cannibalism and generalised rape and prostitution does make a good watch.

The Liberian ones not too bad either .....
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That
Sure was fucked. Thank you. Very interesting.
 (Fistshaker, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Arkham City Gamplay footage
This be looking fiiiiinnnneeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw man
that looks awesome
 (Leemondus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post catwoman isnt shiny enough!
I want some shiny latex fetish goings on!

It does look rather nifty though, and im not even a batman fan! The first one was ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt!!!!
Arkahm Asylum is still one of my fave games.
Only game I've played through twice
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more Zap! and Kapowee!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, funnily enough...
..when I watched the clip, the part where it says "24 hours later" I made the trumpet interlude music from the 60's Batman play in my mind :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post The Firefly Rap
For all the Browncoats out there!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Thank-you
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A what?
er.... okay thanks :$
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Shiny!
Rather enjoyed that. And I have a Jayne hat too :D

I do have soft spot for Sci Fi rap though. youtu.be/ClP8n6asn3w (For Trekkies - NSFW)
 (Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post My contribution to Fall Friday
Victooooori-a!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct me if I'm wrong,
but isn't The Fall that band that's fronted by some mad rambling tramp who babbles incomprehensibly? :P
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
And here you see him dressed as Nelson. Or Bonaparte. Or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a pint of what he's having then.
Pop stardom here I come!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Good description
It's the mad rambling tramp who babbles incomprehensibly, plus some randoms. Wikipedia lists 65 members:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Fall_members
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So eseentially a pub formed after kicking out time at some shit hole pub.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to guess what's on your mind this friday:
PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB PUB.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what's on my mind every waking moment...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As Mark E Smith himself put it
If it's me and your granny on bongos - it's still the Fall
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post Fall friday, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this program....
...It's a crime that it's not as widely known as say; Quantum Leap or Star Trek TNG. FACT!
 (Megamoss, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Fall Friday? Mark E Smith reads the football results...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely fucking great.
Have you read MES's book, Renegade? It's also wilfully curmudgeonly and very funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:10, Reply)
This is a link post Last night, whilst watching Dynasty......ah, Snub TV
Bill is dead, The Fall
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't remember the name of one of my favourite Fall songs.
But it goes "Der, Der, DerDerDerDer, Der Der Der" in the middle. Anyone got any suggestions about what it might be?

(On a slightly more useful note, I think they performed it on TotP... But beyond that, I have no idea. So I can't post it.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post HIGH TENSION LINE
STEP DOWN!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmbOkSHLRJE
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post cruisers creek

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Plant life animation.
If I saw something like this I would be coming back with napalm.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post fake!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Are you sure?
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
Wasn't this the one they used as the inspriation for the Dolby plinky-plonky sound samples in the cinema? I'm sure I remember one that was all sorts of weird plants playing noises...
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Oh OKAY! I'll join you with Fall Friday:
Von Sudenfed's "Fledermaus Can't Get It". Ace.
(never seen the vid either)
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger...
I was going to go for that!
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha ha.
IN YOUR FACE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post Well, I'll join in with Fall Friday
A less than sober Mark E Smith on Adam & Joe's Vinyl Justice. He likes roads. GC be damned.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
And here's the not properly synched (how apt!) Mark E Smith Guide To Writing Guide
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post The Star Wars Zone.
Have a nice Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha :-)
Click
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post I'm Having My Credulity Stretched To Breaking Point Here.
Anyone else not believe a word of this?
Someone, somewhere is getting very high indeed...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, does look fishy
but cocaine tests are apparently really unreliable. I got pulled up once travelling on the eurostar, and they reckon they found traces of cocaine in my bag. the customs woman went through all my stuff, saw that i didn't have any on me (because i didn't), and she told me the result from the coke test they do is really random and they get heaps of false positives.
(sorry, i know this isn't QOTW)
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a link post Pat Butchers Leaving Eastenders!!!
Have this piece of internet history to remember her by.

Needs some volume.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You cow!

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU BITCH!

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post SHUT IT YOU SCHLAAG!
YOU'RE BARRED!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post GET OUT OF MY PAAAAAAAAAAB!

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post meh...
i want the instrumental version of this :)
 (swank, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.last.fm/music/Osymyso/_/Pat+n'+Peg
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post My name is Frank Butcher
www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=5738
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post They know everything about you
Nothing new here, but it's quite a nice clicky draggy graph thing.
 (bill g christmas, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post no worky for me?
All I get is a quote on a blank screen
 (what day is it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I get angry

When I think about slimey advertising people

Gets a click
 (Montyphuq, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post IT'S FALL FRIDAY
50 Year-Old Man
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent song!
Fall Friday you say? I'll be back! Here's a link to my Story Of The Fall website.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oo-ooh! That is an ace site
And completely new to me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The fall are without a doubt
the worst band I have ever seen live - Reading Festival 1987
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen them 3 times
I hated them the first two, loved 'em the third.
It's the luck of the draw, I think
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Can't Hug Every Cat.

(foxprorawks, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post for some reason i dont understand
i actually found that enjoyable, and far more catchy and more interesting that half the stuff on the charts.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are cunts.
Even pop-tart cats.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ What she said ^^
I'm going to be humming that all day.

"Can't hug every cat" / *sob* *sob* *sob* / "I can't hug every cat"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't Nyan every cat either
GC says no, but I'm not so sure.

nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/nyanit.com/dontclickthis.whatingods.name/glasscock2-orig.jpg
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
...Needs more cats.
 (Megamoss, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Crappy Christian song covers.
Ok ok ok, it's one of those annoying "top ten" thingies, but I still got a perverse satisfaction from it.

*Posts & goes to work*. Have a good day board :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 5:43, Reply)
This is a link post a song about what i had for dinner NSFW I made this!
it's hip hop rappy type stuff and all quite hasty and shoddy and i can only apologise for the lack of NOTW related stuff in it. :D nsfw for a very brief softcore swear. :P
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post All rap songs should be about chips.
Brilliant!!! CLICK, HARD.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. My. God. So THAT'S what you look like.
Have a click. I'll click again when I'm on a computer that has sound.
oh, and don't change your name- tickle's great & name changes are for nobs
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i totally looklike that. :D
you can see why i haven't made many videos... :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I will know be singing this every time I go to the Chip shop (Chip. Shop. Chip. Shop. etc)
 (MyFakeName, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post tee hee hee :D
super pleased!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hehhe aceness.....
big up the chip shop massive aight!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post what! what!
these pickled oinions are well nang! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
now youve started something, this needs padding out into a full release. Quickidy quick micro click
 (bruxia, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think so?
i didn't write more partly cos it was the build to te punchline chorus and partly cos i didn't want to spend too much time on something so silly (which is a bit silly in and of itself) and mostly cos there's only so much you can say about chips. i was going to open a challenge to other scottish rappers to all do a verse on a massive chip shop epic loop! let me know what you reckon to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing. An instant classic.
Edinburgh's answer to Junior Spesh... love it!
 (BoyBacon is good for you., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post the beauty of reworking a song everyone knows eh?
love dead prez... ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality, I like this *click*
WEST COAST WITH THE VINEGAR


Have you done anything else like this? If not, you should do more.
It made me laugh from my real life mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post no i nortmally write more serious (look at me i'm serious) raps.
you can see them on my youtube channel. i put them on youtube cos /links people (including me) are disinclined to click through to soundcloud or our label site. it's had the same niumber of views in2 days as any of my new proper tunes has had in 2 months so i'm desperately trying to think how i could subvert more hip hop anthems...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

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