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This is a link post Something you may or may not have heard about...
While the Olympics is hogging most of the media's attention, something really weird is going on over in Anaheim, California.

So this happened a couple of weeks back and the strangeness is ongoing. Here's a recent update on the state of things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62pffXqRR7o (also there's this home footage from a protester http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrSIBHZLSpg) ...Interesting stuff
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This is a normal post Those crazy 'Merkins sure know how to diffuse a situation

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This is a normal post this might be worth its own thread
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvZCz_3Fqog
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This is a normal post Cool

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This is a normal post DEFUSE!!
It's DEFUSE!

Unless you really did mean "Spread or cause to spread over a wide area or among a large number of people."




(I'm not well.)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if they are afraid
Of a London summer riot situation, so locking down all media and information to stop word/action spreading. Maybe they hope if they strike hard early it will stop a mass outbreak of rioting and protest.

But deploying troops whol are decked out in camo and assault rifels? Fuck that shit

And send an attack dog into a group where there are children seems extreamly fucking stupid tosay the least.
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This is a normal post
By "interesting" I suppose you mean more proof that America is a totalitarian regime ruled by the elite etc?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike, er, er, er,
help me out here, which regime is not ruled by an elite?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Uhm uhm... the totalitarian regime part.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post definite pepsi viral
going by the bruise at 1:42
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldn't have happened if they'd all been armed.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm wondering when the first police officer is going to get shot,
that's when it will really kick off.

Frighteningly, I already knew something like this was going to happen, but I heard it from a tin foil hat source and brushed it off as paranoia.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the trouble with the tinfoil hat brigade
the signal to noise ratio is so poor. it's like there's just not enough tinfoil to go around
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This is a link post Lets end Breast Cancer : Breast Self-Exam NSFW
important subject (people who are offended please hide the link and fuck off)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, ha ha hahahaha!!!
Proper old school flounce! Well done, you massive autistic.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what you mean
but I'm guessing by the reaction to Pissflaps thread there's only a few here who get hysterical over a female breast. So erm, yes I guess they'll be 'flouncing'

edit: ah is autistic an insult now? well done you pillock
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I do believe every single one of your replies and/or links...
...has been rather angry. Chill. It's wednesday. And everything's brilliant. (well, it's not really, but hey ho, what can you do?)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post just me then?
far as i know I haven't insulted the autistic, but carry on with the selective advice
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post my advice was "chill"
was that being selective?

edit: sorry, you meant telling *you* to chill. Well, apart from you seem to be at the start and/or near the beginning of the various outbursts of nastiness, ok, *everyone* needs to "chill". Chill?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless.
You're having real trouble with social interaction and communication, and your restricted and repetitive posts suggest autism.
Also, you keep muttering about "mob-rule", which suggests you think that everyone's marching out of time with you....again: autism.

And as for 'pillock' pfft! Are we back in the eighties?
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This is a normal post yes, yes we are, this was filmed yesterday...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG0V-9sxGbI
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This is a normal post back tracking are we now?
fact is you used autistic as an insult i'e: 'massive autistic.
You precocious odious little prick, bet you feel proud. looking at your stats would suggest you're more of a social misfit than me to be honest. Get a fucking life you twat
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! Oh, proper proving-my-point meltdown.
And the irony of your last hamfistedly-typed words being "Get a fucking life you twat" is probably lost on you, as you're too busy with your angries, dear.
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This is a normal post FLUBSTER AND MACKINA ARE THE SAME PERSON.
(seeing as though mackina deleted his comment here and most of his truly offensive comments on my Paris link from last night).
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like reading Oscar Wilde with this snappy repartee
So glad I had a change of heart and didn't put you on ignore.

Cleaver play on the use of the Breast examination videos because they certainly can be pornographic and anyone objecting to explaining this fact to human resources is clearly worse than hitler.

BTW
You could have also used testicular cancer examinations.
Breast feeding.
Prostate exams
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is cleaver play
some sort of knife game?
; )
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Why yes, yes it is.
I can actually play "5 finger fillet" rather well.
Used to be my party trick when I was a teenager.
Wouldn't dare now though as I need all my hands working to learn the piano.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Given peoples reaction to your constant pointless behaviour do you not think this site maybe isn't for you?

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This is a normal post Wow!
You really are Mr. Angry, aren't you? Take some advice: Step away from the keyboard, go get some fresh air for an hour and calm down a bit. It'll do you good. You're just making yourself look like a colossal wanker right now, I'm afraid.
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This is a normal post Boring now.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^ This
I do so love seeing a good internet breakdown.

And can't help feeling just a little bit proud that we are each, in our own small way, responsible.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post those hands look to young to be part of tht body with those boobies

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This is a normal post congratulations
you've won a flounce
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post is this the beginning stages of an old fashioned flouncing?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The dress is clean and all ready!

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This is a normal post \:D/

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This is a normal post Please read the FAQ
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet jesus
you'd think I would have learned by now: "look before you click"
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This is a normal post purple link is purple
:)
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This is a link post Crash! Bang! Wallow!
This is Luke Wright's film that went in the Cannes comp back in 2010 and it was on here back then too, but that's two years ago and I like this :)
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This is a normal post likey
*clicky*
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This is a link post Masturbating Jimmy - Ear worm of the day NSFW
Now I realise that because youtube host it it must be safe for work but I just can't shake the feeling some workplaces won't like this played openly.
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This is a normal post Theme day!
Songs about wanking

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHXnDdfOgw

Ivor Biggun- I'm a wanker
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite song about wanking:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-s38V7lAI

I always wank to this
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But there are so many!
Stranglers, (Get a) Grip (on Yourself): www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGdkR7lVSs

Undertones, Teenage Kicks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrP6JaPUv0

Buzzcocks, Orgasm Addict: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Mi995ggFU
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This is a normal post who could forget...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile, here's Boris Johnson getting stuck on a zip line.
EDIT It's a video - soz I was expecting it to embed.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post pssst - look dahn there
Delete the thread, quick - before people whinge at you!
Go on. I dont mind.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The London eye is looking a bit shabby these days.

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This is a normal post What a dreadful moment to be struck with a bout of diarrhea.

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This is a normal post cock stuck in zip

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This is a normal post He lived?
Not interested then.

Dizzy haired, inbred twat.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Freeno and Olaf
Lovely tune from the modified toy orchestra and top video n all... think I posted this a while ago but deserves another outing

edit: and peace and love everyone /hugs
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That video has made my day!
I was a bit worried their batteries were going to run out

***SPOLIER ALERT***

Their batteries don't run out.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen this before, definitely worth revisiting.
Thanks.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Following on from what tOria said, have some lushness.
Pure lilies for the soul.
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This is a normal post That's lovely
:)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Very calming I thought.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just lovely that
Splendid..*saves for later
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post Why Can't We Be Friends with kittens and puppies
/links has got a bit shit and grumpy recently, hasn't it? This makes me sad. It used to be fun on here.

EDIT: Have a bonus unfortunate URL: www.rimadog.com
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If anything is going to fix it...
it'll be this. Or possibly some drugs and a nice holiday.

Edit: Also now that song is stuck in my head.
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This is a normal post Hello
we'll have to entice the old crowd back :)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello! Have you been lurking on here all this time
or just happened to pop in on this lovely day?

We need an old school /links bat symbol or something to call the old crowd back when needed.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Help me!
I posted a response to someone on a website and they pointed out my logical flaws so I need help!
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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQfjIw3mivc
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This is a normal post Oh noes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFBK9GhS5Q
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post she'll love that
unless theres some boobies and then she'll have a fucking fit
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That was for you.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you pillock

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut the Fuck up

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
You shut the fuck up cunt

see i can type too
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but that dobber must irritate you so.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post erm ?
okaaaay. I'm guessing you should probably follow your own initial advice at this stage
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So I presume this is Pissflaps on his alter-ego
and you don't even know what a dobber is? Get the fuck off!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post you made more fucking
sense when you were just typing swears

(you cunt)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Barely.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not very well, though.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post been done
no one gets a silver for being slow pillock I'm afraid
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're so scathing
I think I have post traumatic stress now.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post quick start a donating thread about it
and then you can see how many of us give a fuck
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Donates 20 *fucks*
as an opening bid.

:D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially for you.
www.dramabutton.com
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I usually scan the boards every so often :)
How's things?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Been better
I've got whooping cough, but I'm getting to watch the Oylimpics in bed so it's all good.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Savage, are you a victorian?
Get well soon! Lots of soup!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, when you're not peering out the window ;)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
it's you
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the bat signal.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And heard the high pitched dog whistle

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You aswell!?!?!?!
Hello!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
The whistle and bat signal were enticing ;)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaah it's like the good old days
Have none of us still not got anything better to do?

Ed: That sentence makes no sense!
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This is a normal post I'm podding broad beans while I'm here anyway ;)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My broad beans are all over and done with, they were shit this year.
Yummy, but shit.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Broad beans are the creamy pods of teh gods

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Broad beans munt
horrid horrid horrid
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post HEATHEN.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Each to here own but in believe in fresh peas from the pod, broad beans are mere disciples.

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This is a normal post Yes, you're right
But just for today because we're all laid up being poorly :)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You too?
I'm just considering getting out of bed. I'm getting a bit peckish
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got left over cake in the fridge...but I made it on Saturday
I wonder if it's still safe to eat....
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You are already ill, whats the problem?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly the cake has already been given to the chickens
Sadtimes.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My chickens love cake, although they nearly turned cannibal the other day when one of them
got covered in salad dressing when I was chucking scraps into the run.
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This is a normal post Wow! didn't expect to see you here! Hi Monty!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post well as the other bit got deleted
Monty Propps? On Links? At this time of Day? With my reputation? Fnarrrrr! **HUGS**
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats going on, is hibernation over or something?
Hello!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello :D I'm not lurking much I have been less active than usual
got on popular page with my King Leonidas/Queen gif :D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure other things are keeping you busy :)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You know me too well :D

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This is a normal post Oh no not another case of fifty shades of grey is it?

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This is a normal post No bloody fear! I take the piss out of that book on an almost daily basis on Facebook
No my concern is now with (Meles Twattus) or the common European Twatbadger.
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This is a normal post Thank fuck for that. Twatbadgers need all the help they can get.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes they definitely need some kind of help

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This is a normal post skiver

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we putting the band back together?

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This is a normal post Hooray!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Can I play drums?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to play slide whistle!

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This is a normal post never heard it called that before

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What would you like me to call it?

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This is a normal post I'm on the fiddle

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This is a normal post You Irish always are
*rascist lols*
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This is a normal post terrible bullying

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not seen much of Fetid recently
or M-A-T-T, or Pilchard.
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This is a normal post Bombay Micks been gone for ages too.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully PC mechanic will be back soon, and Herbs is on a sort of sabbatical.

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This is a normal post Last saw Fetid on XBox ages ago
I've been out of the loop for a year or so.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he donated to my JustGiving and I thanked him when I saw him on Xbox, but not seen much else of him :(

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post we need a meetup!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you fancy the Nantwich Food Festival? A few of us are going? :)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post when is it?
Edit: Or I could just google that. Weekend of the 14th. I'll check whether I'm gigging that weekend. If not, might be a goer :)
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This is a normal post I think we're going on the sat...
www.nantwichfoodfestival.co.uk/
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I post today, the whole THREAD gets deleted
That's how much MOD hates me :-(

/Edit: When my boss asks me what I've done today, I can't even show him what I've been doing on B3ta now!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Print screen everything from now on :)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Try scaning it in, just put your monitor face down on the scanner prior to each time you refresh.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever since Pissflaps got made one i've lost my faith in mod.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissy is a great mod, anything goes.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish his sock puppet would

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it still here?
I don't know who it is, I don't think it is pissy though, just some irate unfunny prick he pissed off a while back. Komp maybe.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember now a while back the was a Pissflaps with a capital P.
rather than pissflaps lowercase. This is the same person, I recognise the links on their profile.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
thread deleter!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post Boris you pleb, how the fuck did they put you in charge of London?
Latest gaff from our notorious London mayor, Private Eye's next front cover sorted then.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well unless he's repsonsable for setting up his own zip line or breaking gravity it's not really his fault.
Sounds like he handled it rather well.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
"The cause of the incident has not yet been officially confirmed, but it is understood to be down to a "loss of momentum"." Hahaha! It is quite funny though, poor Boris.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Did he learn nothing from Richard Branson abseiling in a suit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuxEyeqri0
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that could have gone better!
Oh dear Oh dear! :D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this Boris' fault?
I like the fella.

Some choice quotes in this article:
www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/9437495/London-Olympics-2012-heres-20-jolly-good-reasons-to-feel-cheerful-about-the-Games.html
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Amadeus said he probably broke gravity, he just can't help these things.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post To Be Honest
I love Boris.

He has the sort of vacant-eyed look that would call his men to go over the top with a yippee and let's stick it to the Boche while armed only with soft fruit and harsh language.

I'd follow him. If only to see what he'd do next.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It would probably be quite entertaining.


Cheers.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "inelegant"? Boris? Whatever could they mean.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

:D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Wrong sport, terribly sorry.

That is amazing!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A thing of rare beauty.

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This is a normal post Haha!
Go, Boris!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a wild animal freed from the cage.
Had to be against the Germans too, you couldn't make it up.
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This is a normal post When i used to play kickball (i was forced) at college
I used to tackle people in a similar manner. Just lunge at them
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on him for being a sport and doing it in the first place.

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This is a link post Olympic Village made out of Lego by Warren Elsmore.
Particularly like how he did the people to give a perspective on the size of the stadiums.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Killing Of Georgie
This came up as random track when I was working. A song I hadn't heard in donkeys years.

Written and recorded in 1976 - before being gay was really acceptable.


Great song though.

Cheers
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly Great Song
I remember this being really powerful as a kid in the 70's. Great storytelling.
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This is a normal post NSFW!!
There is some skin showing!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I work in teh Crown Court
I have never seen an ankle in real life! anyone viewing such might get sacked!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, you really have a problem with me don't you?
Have you never spoken to a girl before, is that it?

Ed: Also I don't think you are a second Pissflaps account, but if you are I'm disappointed, I had just started to like you!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post yep its all about you
you delusional cunt haha
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok now you're just making no sense.
Bye.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post all ow me an observation
because i noticed when you were losing the other argument which was deleted, you accused me of not having a job and now you're suggesting ' i have 'never spoken to a girl' as a reason for someone daring to point out the fuckwittery of your logic. As if your gender has anything to fucking do with it. Insecure much?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post How To Pull Women I made this!
A simple guide on how to definitely get off with chicks.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one are you?
/edit - sorry, that was rather good, have a clickity :-)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If only it was this simple!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Put your cock in their hand and cry.
Works every time.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post Spinal Tap copies sing a dreadful song whilst ladies get their tits out and other people wave inflatable dildo's. NSFW
Don't look at the preview pic if you are Lord of Teh 9 because it will upset your victorian morals.

EDIT: Link changed because Lord of Teh 9 is crying because he saw one nipple. Boo Hoo.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES!
Edit: that music was awful though.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAY FOR BOOBIES !

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love boobies, best of all the mameries.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAY FOR COCKSIMEEN BOOBIES!!!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ What she said ^^

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what she said^

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a good band
I have all their gramophones.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Spinal Tap - Naaa...
Its Steel Panther - btw. they were great @ Wembley Arena last December!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post best tory party conference ever

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It went bad when Boris started waving his cock around.
Always has to ruin everyones fun. To much coke I reckon.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not even real tits.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the NSFW checkbox
not automatically hide previews? Thought it did.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT would be a good idea
I'd say post it on /bugs_and_feature_requests but I don't think that's for requests or bugs. Dunno what it's for, really. Cake maybe.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's for cake. Definitely cake and nothing else.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like cake.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm kind of ambivolant about cake, I can take it or leave it.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to test this under scientific conditions.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite happy for you to do so.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the original link and don't let the tiresome pillocks get you down
looks like when their logic started to disintergrate they threw their toys out the pram and deleted their posts. Boo Hoo.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi5

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post What Is ASMR and Why Does It Make Me Feel So Good?
I get this but I didn't know it was a "thing" The video really does make you feel nice and tingly, if like me you are lucky enough to be a felow sufferer. Give it a go, it's kind of like being on a nice mellow happy drug.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was a lot easier than yesterday's session with the live frogs
Does that mean I've got ASMR?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely, I don't see how anyone could get a tingly feeling from that video unless they did.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating stuff
Still not sure it's a "thing" or just people feeling good.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post There is definitely a feeling that I can associate with it, it can happen at quite random times,
like when browsing a museum or watching someone concentrating really hard on something. It's hard to explain.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff , now i know what that feeling/sensation is called that i get
i can find more of the same and waste away to GentleWhispering



gets a click from me for revealing something to me that has been with me for so long , but i didnt know what it was
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a lush feeling.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ecstasy used to be like like that!
Back in the good old days.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but alot stronger, it is like having mini rushes though.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Get this concept to the Porn-o-matic forthwith!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The thought had crossed my mind.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *does search for ASMR porn*
*drops monicle*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :o
I say.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Some teachers do that in those looney-bin school that mentals go to.
Keeps the inmates calm.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it work for you?
My Old man taught in one of them mental schools once, more for he criminally insane though, they would have set fire to you and raped you to death if you tried this.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What a lovely school that must have been!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. It was.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that tingly feeling?
probably the mahoosive cold sore on her top lip
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't notice that, but it isn't just about her though, more the content of the article, it can happen at wierd times and places.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post 6 year old's top 10 reasons not to vote for Obama
Wow, just wow.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He forgot to mention that he was black.
PEOPLE ARE AWESOME.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fucking shocked ...
they have a World map.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "Isaac Anthony is a conservative six-year-old who knows where he stands on political issues and the upcoming Presidential election."
No he doesn't, because he is six.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
More proof that birthers have the IQ of a 6 year old.

Well, that's a little unfair. This kid's parents who made him do the video doubtless have a lower IQ than him.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Coccyx's kids build a strong case.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post kill it
With hammers
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:51, Reply)
This is a link post Bloke who may/may not be pissed falls over at a cricket match.
Enzyme, you may begin squabbling as to whether or not the bloke was pissed and if indeed it was at a cricket match or exhibition.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not pissed
That's a classic dead leg reaction if ever I saw one.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ mind-pissage :D

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - partial save of face there ...
with some of the pint left :) I reckon he had 'pins n needles' which caused his leg to go spaccy when he stood up.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He certainly made an exhibition of himself
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Marcel the Shell with Shoes on
Apologies for two posts in quick succession, but this is too good not to share.

More views than yer maw's snitch but I hadn't seen it.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post YAY! GOLD!
EDIT

Very quick and dirty



EDIT EDIT apols for cross-board showboating.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good men.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they cheated and took drugs.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
'women's pair'
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

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