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This is a link post Christmas argument simulator.
Might as well get some practice in now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another Star wars parody

(gijoel, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Jameson argue that relentless parody and pastiche would lead to the "death of the subject" ?
*checks if the original trailer still exists*

Nope, still there.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Jenna Jameson said that?
Was that in A Clockwork Orgy?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Officer and a Genitalman

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you'd made this up until I googled it
6.9/10 on IMDB and it scores better than Expendables last night! Channel 5 should be reviewing their Christmas films if you ask me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post was she in pussy galore

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nicely that
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
^ this

with some added that and the other, especially dumbo + buddy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Really well done
But strangely lacking in jar jar
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post here

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
strangely thankfully
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post still don't understand why she's riding a Walls Magnum lolly

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post To cool her laby bits?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, some people really are masters of After Effects aren't they

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post By George, that is very well done.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That must have taken some time... err
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
Bloody hell!
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.

Most impressive.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post All of the above.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post Wanderers
A grand vision of human expansion into the solar system. Something to watch as you dribble the corn flakes down your chin in bed this morning. The galleries are well worth digging into as well.

This is what Interstellar was missing by the way. This sense of exploration as a good thing in itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is breathtaking
and with the reassuring voice of Carl
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it?
Something that deserves a much larger screen than I've got available here...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Breathtaking is right
Wow.

I was put into the mind of Iain M Banks books whilst watching that; I can imagine his mind was populated with such visions of future exploration and activities. Wonderful video
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I really must read more Banks
I keep getting put off by the size of the damn things for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post FRACKING. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT NSFW
Scotland’s smartest pro-Fracking campaigner tells it like it is.
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe that I'm the first to comment
THAT is brill.
 (mersault, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Raw meat radio. Chris Morris
Just in case you missed it... I did
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay.
And it put me on to this Blue Jam sketch, which I hadn't heard before.
 (DestructoLettuce, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:55, Reply)
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Great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
 (Lord Custard, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome Princess Dentist
Sweet dreams, b3ta


 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome great to cool for school awesome awesome awesome...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, so this means... that bird off Aladdin...
I can finally actually pull her teeth out?!

Fuck me, Christmas and Birthday rolled into one.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Quicksand games
What an inspired name for a company making games which aggressively push micro transactions at children
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Games Workshop should sue. She's clearly a genestealr hybrid.
img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1393/51/1393515404791.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember Busta Rhymes looking like that
Wasn't he always quite short and bedreadlockled?

Steroids much?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Im pretty sure he has taken up body building
He appeared in a doco I was watching.
www.imdb.com/title/tt2205904/
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Steroids?
Pah! Balloons up his vest and a high protein diet.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact he's so dense that he drags all of his entourage off the stage after him...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there was a little more than tobacco in that stogie.

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Busta Face

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLD STTTTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He was always the novelty act
In Leaders of the New School, Charlie Brown was much more accomplished than him. Always puzzled me as to why he became the more popular one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post World banking
A bit crappy quality, but if you listen to it ,it all sounds oh so familiar. Over extended banks time and again through history, saved by QE and someone stepping in.

Im definitely buying a cave.
(Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:15, Reply)
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You went on too long. "A bit crappy" would have covered it all. Try googling "where does money come from". Hasta la revolucion siempre.
 (itilliterate, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post ...
so tired
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my Ex.

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post what massive hands and tiny face?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha fucking wat

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
one handed DE and no recoil?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It was otherwise factually excellent...9/10
Would kill again...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just impressed she could level out the barrel as it must weigh as much as she does.
I have a DE as my carry.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a benders gun.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
only if it is in pink chrome.


I'm sure it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you wacky Americans and your guns...
It's much more civilized here, my carry is a Stanley knife with 2 blades in so the cut wont stitch cleanly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a benders knife

(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post + My other gun is a Panzerfaust, just in case criminals come at me in a tank.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post A really old tank

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post panzerfaust 3 will do a modern tank.
Not as authentic though.
 (DestructoLettuce, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Carry a gun?
Nah, just piss on them.
 (emptyspace, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of morbid curiosity
Why a Dessie as a carry? I've fired a few guns and the Desert Eagle is the one I'd be least likely to put any shots on target with. Its also insanely overpowered. When are you ever likely to need to shoot someone through an engine block? Given the choice I'd take a Glock any day.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, only sane purpose for this gun would be hunting methinks.
Piercing through engine block is a bit overestimation.

www.magnumresearch.com/firearms/magnum-research-desert-eagle-50-ae-titanium-gold-w-tiger-stripes.asp

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www.mocpages.com/moc.php/345092

I'm quite impressed.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Moggy
watch out JJ
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that's nowhere NEAR mentalism enough to be moggy.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post trufax

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post This was a fast response!
the new Straw Wars trailer... Lego version.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:07, Reply)
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Would it have killed them to spend an extra couple of hours so their green screen shots were at least mediocre? Went from 10/10 to shit pretty quickly there.
 (sithemong, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKHhP8sUR8
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This one has added George Lucas
just to improve the quality of the experience.


youtu.be/v93Jh6JNBng
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post Estimated 10,000 slaves in the UK.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post There's far more married couples than that in the UK!

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:20, Reply)
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Are "scientific estimates" devoid of hyperbole? Can we have a definitive analysis of what constitutes "modern slavery"? I don't dispute that this is a serious issue, but I'm not very bright. When the Left demeans the word "slavery" by describing the low paid as "wage slaves", and "workfare" schemes as slave labour, it muddies the waters. 13k? Really? Was this one of those loony UN studies that have started telling us that the UK is one of the worst countries in the world via à via social justice? Have the "scientists" presented their findings to the old bill along with the empirical evidence and data that backs up their findings? If they have, surely investigations and prosecutions are pending. Or is this just a massively exaggerated and sensationalist load of pony and trap? Thirteen slaves is thirteen too many, but this reeks of "the UK is suffering a widespread famine, that's why so many people are turning to food banks" bullshit. Parklife!
 (itilliterate, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you are Jeremy Clarkson
aicmfp
 (Melatonin, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
You are Chairman Mao, and I claim my contribution to the workers' revolution be waived for the benefit of the proletariat.
 (itilliterate, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem awful touchy about this.
How do Natalya, Oksana and Lyudmila in your basement feel about it?
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:57, Reply)
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Well, it started out OK, but now they're refusing to "sleep" with me, in spite of all the potatoes and beetroot I throw into their cage. They keep whinging and whining about some shit or other. I keep playing them this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOi4Mh_rmWo
EDIT: they're all called Agnieska round my way, but how they bitch and complain when you don't pronounce it just so.
 (itilliterate, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's just ungrateful. I would reduce their ration of vodka to two bottles a day.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:38, Reply)
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I know, right! I'm not going to give them any more vodka, how the fuck do you think I lured them back in the first place? I think they might be plotting against me, I'm not sure they like the Black Crowes either.
 (itilliterate, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that last one has blown any sympathy I might have had for them. Commies!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I read the comments. Christ.
They all seem to think *The Telegraph* is left wing propoganda.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post Some good content
I didn't see Man of Steel but i'm guessing this is better.
(dogfood, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the kid in Bready's basement.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post Connan Mockasin live set
I thought this was great, as long as you can handle that everyone but the drummer seems to be going through a chorus pedal.

This makes two interesting 'boiler room' performances I've watched in a row... I didn't know that could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Where was the woman who was singing back up?
I wanted to like it despite his haircut, but it left me somewhat sleepy.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she's the one dressed like an evil mage sitting cross-legged on the floor
The song at 7:20 is good, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like one of those dudes that says "stick with me and I'll make your rich and famous" and then sells out his band at the first chance.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post is this some kind of reference to Julian Assange?
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post Who have you outlived?
I've outlived thus far:

Osama Bin Laden
Jackie Robinson
Grace Kelly
Michael Jackson
Judy Garland
John F. Kennedy
Elvis Presley
Robert Kennedy
Malcolm X
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who is dead really.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post None of the people on that list are dead.
Except Michael Jackson, but he wasn't real.
 (DestructoLettuce, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post When you say "outlived" do you mean that you were born at the same time or before them?
Like "the father outlived his son".

Or do you mean just everyone who has died since you were born? Because that's gotta be in the gaetrillions.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it compares lifespans with an arbitrary list of famous people

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Divine was a good one
as I remember thinking he was a right old cunt when he pegged it.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Moses.
Fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay..
How did you know my names Moses anyways?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post When you've been around
as long as I have...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *prods*
still reasonably in date?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The ends are beginning
to fray a little. But I passed my MOT.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This preys heavily on my mind
I have just six months left if I want to join The 27 Club.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Pornoculus Rift? NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Still love this tune
and don't understand why it was never a hit, always goes down well at pissed up gatherings.
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 4:28, Reply)
This is a link post Shark, Helicoptor and Batman
This scene has literally everything you could ever wish for
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post holy sardine!
nothing fishy here...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one he gets out of using his shark repellent bat-spray from his utility belt?
Coz I thought that was a weird thing to have 'to hand' when I saw this when I was about 12.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Batman is obsessive about being prepared.
Not that this scene makes any sense either way...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have been six
when we went to the Odeon in Gillingham to see this as my big brother's 10th birthday treat. Couldn't understand why my old man was pissing himself laughing at such a tense and exciting scene...

The Odeon is now a Pool, Darts & Snooker hall, and Drugs Venue. Probably.
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that would be ridiculous
Skip to 2:34 to see that he actually radios Robin to bring the Shark Repellent Bat Spray from the RACK OF OCEANIC REPELLENT BAT SPRAYS IN THE BAT COPTER.

Don't think that this is a one-off however, this film is chock full of excellent scenes along similar lines, just look up "Sea for Catwoman" or "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb". Anyone who thinks this isn't a timeless and excellent action-comedy film isn't getting the joke.

I actually feel the same way about "Batman and Robin", but have a harder time convincing others.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No bridge
Fake!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:11, Reply)

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