I could play that all day
Can you put trampolines at the bottom?
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:20,
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Can you post it again, that's a dead link
(FridgeBadger, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:26,
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grandma's tuppence, more like
(Two HatsI saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:41,
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you would 'n all
($$✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:00,
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Given the message on the T-shirt
I'm just glad she didn't do this trick with the penny inside the barrel...
(bovine intervention, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:52,
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Fight the power, drink a Pepsi
This gave me quite a chuckle, but only because I know I would have been so pissed off about it if I was 10 years younger.
I'm so meh about this,
that I'm meh about the meh-ness of it all.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:42,
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How he took the hands off made me wince...
I've always used one of these
I know his way is technically better but one slip and you've got damage.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:45,
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Could have
done with one of them years ago when I was calibrating bourdon tube pressure gauges.
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:29,
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jesus that music is abysmal
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:41,
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Is it the Dalai Lama?
He has a bit of a watch mending hobby I think.
(Varmint, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:50,
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imagine if you put all that back together and there was a tiny wee screw left over
(colmcq2, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:45,
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Wonderful
What a creature. Currently some serious preening going on.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:51,
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There's some serious plucking going on
Is there such a thing as bird lice? This is making my scalp all itchy.
(BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:04,
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Update: Nest building restarted and some major faffing
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:29,
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Apparently his name is Karl.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:54,
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The swaying keeps my mind off the imaginary lice crawling around my scalp
Where's that bloody bird at?
(BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15,
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buying nesting material
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:17,
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Talk winging
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:44,
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and
I am having ear surgery tomorrow. In Dunstable. I would rather go deaf.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:45,
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My work is done
Good luck Karl and sort that nest out.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:45,
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Painful to watch
What a scumbag.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:50,
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He should have spent some of that money on a lawyer and an accountant
That's rule #1 of any successful pimp preacher, cosmic prophet, drug dealer, or comedian.
(BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:53,
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yeah totally
pretty poor excuse for a pimp.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:57,
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in cases like this...
...it should be allowed for the person asking the question to slap him in the face after every bullshit answer.
(kingjayumpfh, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:12,
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haha!
yeah I mean several belts at ££££ each? wtf? That deserves a slap straight away, last longer my arse, or was it so he could beat his daughter in style?
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:59,
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DJAbstraction - Psy Sessions - 01I made this!
A Psy Trance mix I done on a new controller I got a few months back. I actually managed to use it without Traktor crashing the entire laptop for enough time to record a mix. If anyone knows where the "do not crash" option is, please let me know. I might post these here regularly if actually likes this kind of thing.
01. Electric Universe, Raja Ram - Brain Forest (Original Mix) [Tip Records Limited] 02. Double R.E.L, Elektrik Boy - Sawlead Moment (Elektrik Boy RMX) [Dementia Society Records] 03. Electric Samurai - The Last Samurai (Original Mix) [Speedsound] 04. Vibe Tribe - Incore (Original Mix) [Mainstage Records] 05. Nomax - Mindtwister (Original Mix) [Dropland Recordings] 06. Phase - Serum (Original Mix) [Looney Moon Records] 07. Injection - Can You Hear It (Original Mix) [DNA Records] 08. Earthspace, Spectra Sonics - Japazilia (Original Mix) [Grasshopper Records] 09. Pogo - Fabric Of Reality (Original Mix) [LW Recordings] 10. Psilocybian - Neuron Tickler (Original Mix) [BMSS Records] 11. Vibe Tribe - Electrified (Original Mix) [Mainstage Records] 12. Yar Zaa - Fearless (Original Mix) [Maharetta Records] 13. Static Insane - La Luna (Original Mix) [Speedsound Rec.]
I've known people who worked at the Swizzels Matlow factory.
Apparently, the powdered sugar gets *everywhere*, which is why it looks like everything is dusty in that video (I have heard tales that they sweep it up and re-use it, though...). The peeling paint is another matter...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:24,
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1:35
That guy's had a lot of experience getting something that flaccid into the tunnel...
(PooPants, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 1:09,
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That was crass beyond belief
I just picture the beardy hipsters planning that in some backroom meeting with lots of high fives and, ironically, coke
(Gusofnavaronealways makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:49,
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There are going to be an absolute shit ton of parodys soon.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:13,
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Probably more if they go with the Andreas-Lubitz-lured-out-of-the-cockpit-with-a-can-of-Pepsi campaign.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:33,
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Horrible advert aside
My god daughter recently explained the Kardashians to me. Still none the wiser.
(herd of chickensFirst part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:22,
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Did you tell her to shape the fuck up?
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:42,
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Good for her.
She should pick up that multi-can pack and get straight on the next plane to Syria.
There is nothing we can't overcome with love, carbonated beverages and good looks.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:03,
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But it could make them feel gassy.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:30,
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Guilty lol right there
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:06,
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BArf's...
(Master_SlobUK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:59,
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The ad "co-opted" protest culture?
There are many people in that article who need to be slapped.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:27,
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Well that didn't last long
It was just announced on the news that it's been dropped.
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:01,
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I think it's fine.
It does seem odd that they appear to be able to travel further north and south than they can east and west but I'm sure that's because of gravity or the earth's magnetic poles or something.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:17,
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It's relative to the steadiness of your mouse-hand
And also proportional to the cosine of latitude
(BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:29,
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Breaking news: Trump has retaliated.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:46,
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lol wut?
NASA paid shill, keep peddling those spherical earth lies!!11!11oneoneELEVEN!!1111
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:30,
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You're right, anyone who says that the Earth is a sphere is a filthy liar...
...it's an oblate spheroid!
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:10,
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This is obviously missing a large magenta CDC in the Pacific
How unprofessional
(BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:20,
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It says Nodong!
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:22,
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If they name their missile Nodong, you know what they're compensating for
Still, this needs a large magenta CDC
(BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:12,
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It's probably very accurate.
Taking into account direction of wind, air density, etc.
Can't help thinking that this is going to be trumps war. Every U.S leader needs at least one to feel like they've been a proper president.
Personally if it were me i'ld be encouraging the Chinese to invade instead.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:41,
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you could tweet trump and suggest it
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:17,
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I'm way too busy realising my own geo-political goals without helping others.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:29,
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is that your flag flying over the dog shit bins in the park then?
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:51,
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So sorry, is it distracting you from chasing those girls round the park to some upbeat saxophone music?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:06,
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those were the days...
Edit: check my username :)
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:07,
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So sorry, I thought you were Benny.
Must quit drinking gin for breakfast.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:14,
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I think you are all thinking that the missile can only be launched from a fixed position.
Theyre taken into account the missile could be launched at the countries extremities.
The diagram shows it can go further north and south than east or west, becuase the country is longer than it is wide.
(Dan dan danThey tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:11,
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Les & Robert
Has anyone out there in internet land got any copies of "Les And Robert". My brother raved about it back in his student days, so I'd love to hear it…
(Cossack, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 1:20,
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