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This is a link post Trump balloon given go-ahead...
F'kin YES!

I'm sure it'll be fiiiinne and he'll see the humor. ^-^

(mainly though, i'm interested in if/how much this'll get picked up by the stateside media - in this day and age of single-story reporting, this bit of excellent sillyness could easily be disproportionately important)
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This balloon will certainly rise above his puerile conduct.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't really understand satire do you?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent an entire academic year studying the satire and parody of the last two thousand years, love.
You might think an inflatable balloon is literally the height of satire, Benny, but I've seen better satire on Mock The Week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post have the essay on my desk by tomorrow morning
You fanny
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's good satire!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Someone'll take it out with a rifle or a drone or something, I'd be surprised if it lasts.
 (ohidunno, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like people are going to be firing rifles in central London during a presidential visit
it’ll be black helicopters
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Sadiq has got gun and knife crime totally under control.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it's only 6m so wont be flying very high
you'd probably be able to get it with a slingshot
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is mentioned in the Metro free paper
This morning - p 24.

Let me know of you want a scan of it.

Ugi
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just now on the BBC news site.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44737293
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(Myarse looks big in this, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sums up the quality of discussion very well.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he seems so disturbed it's hard to know what will get under his skin
If it gets enough coverage he'll tweet about it though I reckon
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post That's some scoop

(ohidunno, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "the town council is now accepting donations at the pool from those who wish to contribute."

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I already dropped the kids off at the pool.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post A poop scoop.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
- Summertime
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I do love a bit of Satchmo...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:45, Reply)
This is a link post Failed my MOT NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have picked someone different
There’s not many blokes that haven’t already copped an eyeful of her bristols
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post If you think your council is shit...
You haven't visited Waveney.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 5 Jul 2018, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My council is shitter
Because it does stupid things ON PURPOSE
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ladz!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this that there bantz i've been hearing about?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post #bantz

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Kiss with tongues like

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post #offcamera

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post Impeach the President - The Honeydrippers
have a listen, or don't, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(AdamMotorcycleRider, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 2:59, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing levitating ninja
How does he do it?
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubting the hoop test

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post the hoop test was amazing

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can pass it
Motivated by this inspiring video I tried it down the gym later. I could not only levitate but got my Chakras aligned to output a ninja death glow


 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Two minutes after seeing David Blane’s levitating trick
My brother had mastered it. We never could figure out what all the fuss was about.
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post David Blaine was never subjected to the hoop test.
Not really on the same level as this guy if he can't do the hoop test.
 (sithemong, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Still not as good as Death Kwon Do!
1...of death,2....of death......
 (midnightrambler, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
This... is the hand of friendship...
This... is THE FIST OF DEATH....




and this is a ping-pong ball on some fishing wire...
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A Ninja, with glasses.
Anyway, I've cracked it, he was held up by a particularly hard shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Levitating is almost as hard as balancing your arse on a small object in a seated position
Which is clear by this attempt
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Watching the ping pong balls
I have just realised that this makes The Great Soprendo a ninja
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post How does he do it?
By balancing on his arse of course. Not sure what the hoop was suppose to prove.
 (MagicMoose, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It proves he's levitating
There is no doubting the hoop test.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is joyous,,,,thank for posting
the shit execution, the edit, the trip.... i got proper giggles.
ta
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Scientifically Impossible to Fake Hoop Test
still, you'd think with all that Ninja power he'd get himself off "Saverspecs" from the local mall. Does my heart good to see an American involved in such "beyond science" stuff....
 (water00boy, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Enough now, I promise I made this!
Without doubt the best West Wing clip, though
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like these

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post I went shopping for crisps in Sainsbury's
You have too admire their honesty


 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Hey it's that Primitive Technology guy!
Oh wait - no it's not!
(chompedhomas, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post I made these pictures move - July 2018 I made this!
I hope that's alright?
(drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
sue me
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
consider yourself susan-ed
 (drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this too
but not sue me
 (horrid, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I Like This
I like this
 (Zipraker, Sun 8 Jul 2018, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post i always miss my B3TA anniversary NOT TODAY
lillllllll
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have the other lasses left the band?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post one guitarist died last year
and one of the girls seems to be dying too (some weird illness)

like a tragic spinal tap, this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candlemass

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm so old. Can't understand a word she's saying.

Happy Cuntles Col
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candelabras, shmickles.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post twelve candles, 12 years, cheers
eleven and 11. edit is broke
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY COL!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Happy fire day colm
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Candleton congratulorio
Or something
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candling.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post happy flame units

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 x fork handles!
Have a good one Col!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy mega candles time

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post BREAKING:
The European Parliament has voted 318-278 against Article13 and Article11
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Those faceless bureaucrats have saved us from the dastardly EU yet again! The EU is dead! Long live the EU!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Until September when we get to do it all over.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, what? You mean the EU will keep asking the question until it gets the answer it wants?
That's ridiculous and hardly plausible. The EU is not Nicola Sturgeon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason this didn't feature in the recent carpool karaoke.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post "All Was Well" by Wintergatan
Music Box & Modulin
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
This guy is clever..but what's a Modulin?
Never heard of it.
 (Sherbs, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, what's a modulin' you?

(sithemong, Fri 6 Jul 2018, 7:37, Reply)
This is a link post More musics wot I done did I made this!
Fresh (almost) from my last musics (Oxygene) I give you some Crockett's Theme goodness - tis what it is nothing special I just like it so that's all that matters
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 4 Jul 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Bear enjoys some quality time
hot tub plus margarita equals happiness
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he have some sort of flower in his hair?
Very fetching.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post But of course
the well-dressed bear always has a scarlet begonia tucked behind his ear. He picked it and presented it to the lady bear with great formality(just out of shot). Laughing - and blushing - the lady bear tucked it in his hair. Later, she will have too many margaritas, give him a blow job and spend sunday being ill. You know the form.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What a very suave bear.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmtd0bOiPsM
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Margaritas? You're off your face on Hofmeister again.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that same Prufrock
who was berating someone for being stuck in the 20th century?
Did the bear pop into your head after reading your favourite paper grandad? www.express.co.uk/news/uk/719463/Beer-brand-Hofmeister-comeback
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I was commiserating with them.
That article is from 2016, but even so that's good googling, grandad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
faint praise ftw. can I have ice for that burn? Or has the cart not been to deliver it yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You used to be cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post upside here
is that at least one of us was.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a room.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course.
It was going to San Fransisco.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
It really enjoys that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "The uploader has not made this video available in your country"
The uploader and his bear can both go fuck themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike the Californian grizzly bear, which became extinct and hence the state's symbol
the black bear avoided this fate by evolving endearing characters followed by deletion of every gene that encodes for dignity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 6:45, Reply)
This is a link post I will now sell five copies of a 1996 record by The Lightning Seeds I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Wed 4 Jul 2018, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been fourteen years since I left the UK.
Are people still flogging that fucking song?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 5 Jul 2018, 3:33, Reply)

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