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This is a link post A merry Jingle I made this!
Video I made for the intro to our Christmas Quiz
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post How does it smell?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It could sniff two dogs' arses simultaneously.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post Santa tracker
"Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to time zones [...] 91.8 million stops [...] sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. [...] The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame [...] Santa would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force." --Physics of Santa

 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:21, Reply)
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Santa is everywhere at once and essentially unobservable. This sounds less like a classical physics problem and more of a quantum mechanics problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he's going so fast round the world that time goes backwards, like what Reeveman once did.

(97800, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That was originally a great piece in Spy magazine in 1990. And I probably still have it.

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post Kojak theme bass line cover
Originally played by Carol Kaye
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 17:54, Reply)
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I can dig it
 (Sherbs, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Footage taken yesterday of the Indonesian Tsunami that hit a Music concert
Not Graphic footage but many of these people died. Life tip, never go to Indonesia at Christmas time.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:43, Reply)
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Feck
 (Sherbs, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:53, Reply)
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Aaaaaaargh... DO I GET A REEEEEFUUUUNNNNNDDD?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They were about to do a wet wet wet cover...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post CROWD SURF!!!!!
Sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Too soon dude
Leave the ‘new wave’ jokes until 72 hours later
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post Kevin Sorbo (DISAPPOINTED!) Christmas Vignette for my Candle Day
I know I've been gone for a while, but I was divorced on Sept. 17 and my ex-wife got married December 21. The bad part is I'm still madly in love. But, I still feel pretty grateful that I am alive, have a job and good friends and have hope even for people who do things that hurt me that I can't understand why.

Happy Chrimbo to all you lot and you might wanna get a hanky for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! You! CCCCAAAANNNNDDDLLLEEESSS
Fuck 'em. Be yourself and good things follow. Been in a similar place and things have since really worked out better than I could ever imagine! Happy Chrimbo x
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you. I feel lucky I haven't had my arms ripped off by a rogue Boston Dynamics robot.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles Coxxy and welcome back!
2019 will be better.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
That's shit and nothing can be said to make that awful feeling go away in the short term. Good to have you back though and Happy Candles.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!
In time, you will probably look back on your current tribulations, as you look back now upon those of the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A suprise Christmas present of human shit should help

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Microwave it first.
Because DNA.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Coxxy! Merry Crimbo candles!
Sorry for your woe. b3ta will make it all a tiny, tiny bit shitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Christmas and may they keep getting merrier

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! Cockxy, WTF have you been?
Happy Candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 19:22, Reply)
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Been wondering where you were. Sorry to hear it's been for shitty reasons.
You don't need someone on the internet to say it's going to be alright, so I won't.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candleday and
things do get better.
I only made it 10 seconds into the video and had to stop it.
I lost my wife this year, had her services on my birthday.
Although I have my bad days, I am loving the new life that has been thrust upon me.
Peace b3ta brother.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for this. Very nice.
Hope things look better for you soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Donald Moffat NSFW
Great scene, and one of the all time best lines from Horror films which seems appropriate for Christmas TV - "I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but I'd rather not spend this entire winter tied to this FUCKING COUCH!"

NSFW - just for naughty words and horror/violence, no boobies, plonkers or frou-frous.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post NO plonkers?
I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No boobies?
I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post No frou-frous?
I’m out.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of film of The Thing were you all expecting?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A porno version of course.
Hermaphrodite monsters that go at it like a ferret fighting an octopus.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film)
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well put it back in again.
If there were any knobs in The Thing, I dread to think what they would mutate into; it would probably be like a Japanese horror-hentai.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The detached Norris head sprouts a load of tentacle cocks and penetrates everyone present

(97800, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing film
This is a painful part to watch..(cutting the thumb that is)
Didn't they have any syringes though.
 (Sherbs, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post Best Christmas Song Ever
Roy Wood makes for a fine subject for Googling, decent glam rock rabbit hole to go down. Assuming you can stomach that kinda thing, I'm sure Stuj is a big fan, even fake Stuj
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The main discussion these days is
Is "when the snowman brings the snow" a hidden drugs message, or Roy Wood remaking history to make himself seem cooler and more rebellious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Sssssh!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post And the Johann Hari award for journalism goes to...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post nevermind that, is David Dimbleby posh?
www.theguardian.com/media/2018/dec/22/david-dimbleby-rebuffs-sneering-john-humphrys-in-interview
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, are you posh if you go to Eton, or if you send your offspring to Eton?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wKRg-1e6s

Your mate Dinny's the resident expert on all things public school, what does he say?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Andy Murray's getting more ginger as he ages

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is interesting,
because ginger nut biscuits start to taste a bit like Andy Murray as they pass their use by date.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Wobbly Bob Christmas Crackers NSFW I made this!
Christmas can be a stressful time, Bob is here with a few well timed suggestions that you definitely shouldn't do to make the festive season easier.

Please share, subscribe and like the video please.

Thanks and that.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me what to do

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Live a long and happy life.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *dies alone*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^The two best Christmas films mixed into one

(97800, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Home Hard
Starring Mcauly Willis and Joe Rickman.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Live in a home John, you'll be much safer there and not on your own"

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post All I want, etc...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Shalom aleikhem

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 17:22, Reply)
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Would
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post very easy
popped right out
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post Scatalogic rites of all nations (1891)
A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globe

'Although the adoration of Flatulence cannot be found among the Chinese,
religious customs equally revolting have been ascribed to them.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's this christmas' reading sorted.
V. Human Excrement used in Food by the Insane and Others 29
VI. The Employment of Excrement in Food by Savage Tribes 33
VII. Urine in Human Food 38 Chinook olives. — Urine in bread-making. — Human ordure eaten by East Indian fanatics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And before anyone else does it
reading dinner
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
Being obsessed with faeces, this is just up my alley.
Pages 168-173 definitely worth a few mins of my time.
On the basis of that, I may just read the whole lot.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of old crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:21, Reply)
This is a link post Jim Browning at it again
Moral of the story (if you get to the end):

Don't bank with Santander or Lloyds TSB. We already know banks tell you to go fuck yourself if you're scammed if it's you that actually enacts the payment - but but these two chucklecunt 'customer service' departments not even wanting to *hear* details of a scam in progress almost pisses me off me as much as the madachod scammer himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Having said that my dear old grey haired mum was scammed
and Santander were brilliant about it, the sent replacement card, refunded the stolen cash and went out of their way to make her feel reassured.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Work
We had an rather embarrassed old fellow come into our shop with mate and his laptop - he's paid over £60k in six months to a fake tech support company who had just sucked him in completely. Most of it was paid via Paypal - they were surprisingly enough absolutely fantastic and refunded him most of the money.

Most of the banks - especially Barclays are complete shite.
 (strongp, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post White Awkwardness
We are steadily heading for the world of Judge Dredd, this is how I imagine the juves of MegaCity 1 or New Amsterdam Free Zone.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Twatdance
The Movie
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 4:16, Reply)
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youtu.be/XlaiLYEb6Yk?t=62
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to DaveExclamationMark?
I've never knowingly danced like that to gabber/hardcore/breakcore...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He's more Drunkenuncle@weddingcore

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 5:03, Reply)
This is a link post The Battle of Gatwick Airport
The Battle of Gatwick Airport (19 December 2018 – 23 December 2018) was the first offensive campaign on British soil during the Drone Wars.

The identity of the belligerents were unknown in the opening bouts, with many blaming environmental activists, bored teenagers, the late Jeremy Beadle and the Russians.

This battle is generally considered the starting pistol of the Drone Wars, where artificial intelligence (AI) started its long and gruelling campaign to inconvenience the human population.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the reeanctment events are terrifyingly realistic.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 7:11, Reply)
This is a link post A Christmas message NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Middle aged women swearing.
Phwoar, eh? Phwoar!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn straight
*zips up*
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Not from the side

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry I'm back

I was, err, busy...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess them getting rid of Bonnie fucking Langford is one posiive...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't Bonnie one of the Blue Peter pets?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when she shat on the set

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 14:05, Reply)
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the set Una Stubbs
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 15:54, Reply)

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