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This is a link post Very Metal
24/7/365 AI generated death metal. Seems two musicians wanted to see if they could train a neural net to understand the differences between the various kinds of shouty music.

It does have a certain energy.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been plugging this with everyone recently.
Fucking love it. Especially the vocals.

The next step is a machine learning algorithm with some kind of user feedback mechanism e.g. how many comments/likes are there at any given moment.

This might slowly inch it's way towards perfect death metal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Boaty McBoatmetal

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They should train it on two or three completely different genres.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking superbly mental

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post fuggin
fuck
this is good
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post The Ferryman I made this!
A short film what I made about a ferryman
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems a happy and contented man.
Enjoyed that, are you making more?
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 24 Apr 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you. That’s the plan. Got a few things lined up and always open to ideas if anyone lives in the area

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
Gaz me - I'm local and have some ideas. Won't help much, but might bring beer.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a room.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a life
Btw 1999 called - wants it put down back.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I live and work in the area
Im also the local Surfers Against Sewage rep and do beach cleans. Would this be something you'd be interested in filming?
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely...
I discovered the existence (or rather lack of) this ferry service in recent days, whilst exploring local waterways on my bike...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have a private income
Because, as everyone knows, don't pay the ferryman.

Don't even fix a price.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ivana Puliakokov, Sat 4 May 2019, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Kuwaiti academic claims summat daft about teh gays
Imaginative if nothing else
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post In the hierarchy of evil Islamophobia trumps homophobia.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Leaning towards MEMRI being a fake racist bullshit site

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The info on Wikipedia suggests it is an organisation devoted to sharing Israeli confirmation bias.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "Yigal Carmon... is the president and cofounder of... MEMRI...
... Carmon was a colonel at Aman, the Israeli military intelligence service, and later counter-terrorism advisor to Israeli prime ministers Yitzhak Rabin and Yitzhak Shamir."

Hmmm.
 (stubhuman, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you expect from extreme god botherers, rationality?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She's going to cure gay men by stuffing things up their arse?
It's a bold strategy, I'll grant her that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bitter foods increase masculinity?
Surely she meant 10 pints of bitter and then some curried foods?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the board is broken
Someone's posted Mrs Brown's Boys and it's still up.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a very useful social experiment
I don't speak french so can't understand what they are saying but yet it is still unwatchable and makes me want to smash my computer screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Even in French that’s getting you on ignore until it drops off the bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post NSFH
All the arse you can handle
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very niche.
Even for here.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's midnight and i'm looking at hamster bums

(Sherbs, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You've made it

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post sore?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 3:59, Reply)
This is a link post Horse

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where he played E flat and then D flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a shoe car
They shouldn't just be for comedy EDM superstar DJs.
 (plankton, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8AcmzqFdPM
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding
What an expertly researched video, dropping laser guided wisdom bombs with finesse.
 (Melatonin, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
All he has to do is offer Zizek a hanky really.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 30 Apr 2019, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post I'm guessing her husband lives out in the "Converted Garage"
to get away from his bonkers wife

Click for other rooms
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He might be resting in the 'historical Texan burial plot in the front yard'

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like a theme park of just weird houses to look round.
I'd enjoy the sensory overload of wandering round that. Probably crack up if I lived there, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that Van Gogh knows how to redo a room

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post and it looked so unprepossessing from the outside...

(I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Love these

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The house looks amazing
shame about the crappy garden
 (WinnieTheTurd, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheesh
I'm a bit surprised that there's not more dolls though.
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they under siege from vampires?
Why so many crucifixes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That kitchen is quite something though- if they'd done it any differently it could've looked tacky.
If I went into that house I'd be fucking certain they were murderers. All the crosses suggest that the sensible money's on the wife looking (and talking) like the woman out of the Poltergeist films.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm, tasteful
That's not far from me. I'm almost tempted to check it out for myself.
 (ianisme, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Zizek & Peterson Debate

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Jordan Peterson has never read any Marx and sounds like he has skim read the communist manifesto
the guy is a prick and Zizek sounds like a broken record
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post unwatchable

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 23 Apr 2019, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "I'd rather see Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably Peterson's advice on how to obtain happiness is 'take loads of antidepressants like me'

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Then God only knows what Zizek's is...
But I'm guessing some fairly challenging mushrooms.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 23 Apr 2019, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Often better than the antidepressants.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I was struggling to follow the Hhhhlovenian

(97800, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Peterson is one of those insufferable men's rights wankers isn't he?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pair of lazy out of date wankers
You'd think they would at least have prepared with a little reading.
 (Hemipygous, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Zizek is a rambling old drunk professor who will have any opinion if he thinks it will surprise you
Peterson is a sociopath with a self-inflicted skin disease* who has made plenty of money rehashing crap old self-help books from the 70s.
Both of them are basically nothing more than bad actors playing the roles of wise intellectuals.
Just feel sorry for the poor cunts who paid money to watch this, imagine being that gullible! Poor fuckers.

*with his all-beef diet, that's it Jordan, keep making yourself visibly ill by not eating the food you need, you're really owning the libs with this one.
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This is a normal post AKA white male christian mystic Marxist from the eastern bloc agrees with a white male canadian christian.
That seems to be what happened.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Negareddit/comments/bgoe0w/%C5%BEi%C5%BEek_v_peterson_thanks_i_hate_it/

*According to Marxist Theorist, Douglas Lain, Zizek is a Christian Marxist... he essentially believes nothing exists, and it's only through grace which we appear to exist. Hence people believing he's a Christian. In fact in the debate he says he's not even a Marxist, he's a Hegelian. So yeah, he's the opposite of Ron Seal.
 (chompedhomas, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, don't know what to make of this bit. I'm assuming he's just explaining his revision work.
But it's hard to say, and I've seen other clips suggesting he hasn't read much Marx.

19 seconds long clip.

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 (chompedhomas, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the other clip
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Found on twitter.

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 (chompedhomas, Wed 24 Apr 2019, 5:05, Reply)
This is a link post Dan le Sac chats with Cyriak Harris
Spotify link. Other podcast platforms are available
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post GAME BRAIN (Games Master Parody) I made this!
Here's a new sketch based on that bizarre 90's TV show Games Master... Enjoy!
(SeldomDiffer, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:41, Reply)
This is a link post Everything is fine.
Probably.

Bad Gateway. Naughty gateway.

Why the frick was it linking links to "www2.b3ta.com/-are-you-on-the-blob/"?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought "on the blob" meant having your period?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post Fluff
[Wait... earlier someone complained about links with no description - so... this is a bunch of animals and stuff, nice pictures all taken with an "iPhone" (whatever that is). It is about 1 minute of artistic images of nature, and probably is quicker to watch than the time it took to read this.]

[It's an ad for Apple, but meh. Still awesome fluff.]
[Why am I typing in brackets? More to the point, why are you reading and wondering why I am?]
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they trying to sell us on the very thing that's killing the planet?
More weird chemicals to bury in someone's backyard, where families live?

You know what would beat that whole fucking ad, and win them the admiration and respect of everyone who mattered? Putting an ad out that said "Hey - we're not making another one, you've got enough of them they work fine." or perhaps "This new one is modular, cheap, durable, easily repairable, and attempts to be zero waste at our apple phone and technological recycling and reuse centre!"

HOw about that billionaire capitalists of the world? How about that?
 (chompedhomas, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 16:31, Reply)

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