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This is a link post Mort Garson - Mother Earth's Plantasia (Official Full Album Stream)
for all you conscious plants out there
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Nigger
GC, sue me
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on, delete some more!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is b3ta in court yet?

(97800, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the offending post has been removed
Fadge is salty about it, but meh
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This is a normal post Keep deleting

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post RIP LouLou I made this!
Pea ing this because the star of the video LouLou unfortunately passed away today :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:19, Reply)
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Adorable LouLou, immortalised forever :)
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:33, Reply)
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cheers mate
 (I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ;^;
It's rough when a beloved companion goes. Hope you're bearing up*.

* and by bearing up I don't mean getting backwigs and pecwigs and cruising the local gay bars.

Take care chief.
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haha thanks first laugh today - ta beaucoup
 (I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post Farewell then, Rip Torn
Seen here in a fist fight with Norman Mailer in Central Park
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That ain't Central Park in New York.

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post he meant Centre Parcs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Longleat Center Parcs is flippin' dangerous...
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-48788092
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post Another ambient wandering I made the other day (contains little, if any, sick) I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooooosy

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 9:57, Reply)
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Is that woohoosy or I-need-to-lie-down-on-some-cold-tiles woosy?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post All of the above

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Flying over Beijing at night sipping Baijiu...
Likes it. Clicks it.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you sip baijiu? Best get it down before you taste the stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post An hour of ambient meditative music. With vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 0:29, Reply)
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Genius, talk about niche.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be called VomOmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 12:49, Reply)
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I had an idea a while back of stoner music with people eating crisps low in the mix.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *subscribes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post sick mix, bro!

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post OMMMMMMM BLURGHHHH OMMMMMMMM BLURGHHGHGHGH

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Something I don't need in my youtube history
Time to borrow my daughter's laptop
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:57, Reply)
This is a link post Bits from one episode of What's Up Doc
I went on the Youtubes looking for something and stumbled on this.

Early nineties anarchic Saturday morning show that features jokes that would not be allowed today...

Features two actors from off of the Baywatches and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That looked pretty good but never saw it
I was probably wasting my time on BBC mooning over Sarah Greene
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Mooning?
Is that what they call it now :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i think they used to sometimes have Frank Sidebottom on it

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post Are plants conscious?
The debate rages on
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *Stops eating peas*

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Give peas a chance?
(Sorry)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose you can keep eating plant embryos
and buying bouquets of plant genitalia
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone told the vegans yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post are people conscious?
the rage debates on
 (stubhuman, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly not all of them.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If it turns out they are conscious,
does that mean vegans need to fuck off?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 0:20, Reply)
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Nah, they just need to stop eating.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That wouldn't solve overpopulation, there's too few of them

(97800, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I had some kale last night that looked a bit depressed

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post we could end the debate once and for all by applying the
IQcumber test
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post beanz means screamz?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The future is a bright orange

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fnord
Evidence
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Cake, prostitutes and face painting I made this!
What’s not to love?
(AOEComedy, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle & the less said about the end the better!
But apart from that, excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the best ASMR video
but not the worst
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:23, Reply)
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ASMR vengaboys
 (97800, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post kabloom!
Kablammo! KABOOM!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Puts on Vera Lynn
Singing "White cliffs of Dover"
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 5:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I worked in a few open pit mines
the blast crew would occasionally get it wrong in their calculations. Once they flattened the mine manager's land cruiser with a rock the size of a bathtub. He thought he'd parked safely over half a kilometre away from the blast. he was wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 6:14, Reply)
This is a link post Arranged marriage
to appease the rain god
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post (Repost) Bet their froggy marriage ends up like this
youtu.be/N37lWmhFnO4
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
In what fucking universe do you think it's OK to post that?

It will be removed very soon. Or, possibly, I'll be taking b3ta to court.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Wonderfully frustrating game
It's an amazingly creative bit of UI design
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post My time (first run) was 00:06:26
Should be a fairly easy one for someone to beat
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 07:18
But I'm on my shitty phone.
That was amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a bit of fun
I shall send it to the designers at work
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post NNNhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggg

(ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post this, squared

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't be arsed with the log in screen.
{;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like online banking

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever.
but I think I've had to register on worse!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 7:55, Reply)
This is a link post Deer chilling at the beach


(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:17, Reply)
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if only they had guns

The deer seems rabies-free
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the lifeguard, you damn dirty speciests.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post is lake ontario salty?

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post freshwater

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Plane landing sideways at Bristol airport
Action around 0:30.
Oct 2018, so I'm sorry if it's been here before but I didn't come across it until today (via reddit).
It's a 757, landing during Storm Callum.
The TUI pilot was Captain Brenda Riepsaame Wassink.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post fuuuuck

(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely executed

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking show off

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle power

(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Twenty six gusting forty knots...
.... is on the 757's crosswind limit if it was at 90 degrees to the landing direction (30kt demonstrated, 40kts manufacturer's). So Cap'n Brenda proved them right, and the misogynists wrong.

These conditions are generally referred to as 'sporting' in the aviation fraternity
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How much of this was Brenda
And how much of this was the on-board computer, though?
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The approach may have been auto
But the flare, touchdown and landing roll-out would be manual.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief. Well done captain!

(ThisIsMyRealName, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So the wheels don't freely rotate to the direction of travel?
There must be a massive amount of torque on the landing struts then?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post now I'm imaging the same aircraft but with shopping trolley wheels
Or imagining
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Merica! Fuck Yeah!
www.popularmechanics.com/flight/a13586/b-52-stratofortress-landing-17630171/
 (DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
That would make steering a bit of a bugger... :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Textbook!
And at quite an angle too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:09, Reply)
This is a link post Симпсоны. Артхаусная русская версия
THE SIMPSONS. Russian Art Film Version
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 19:09, Reply)
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This is fine. His Terminator 2 1/2 is fun too:
youtu.be/ccTzuF6jVH8
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff

(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:07, Reply)
This is a link post Fastest Bass Players
This guy is a cynical comic genius, and happens to be a beyond basic bassist...
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, recently discovered his channel is better than the preview images suggest

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah he's quite entertaining.
And he's a total badass on the bass.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Can confirm, he's not shit.
His 100 bass lines thing is pretty amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post liking the spotify playlist someone made for this

(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:45, Reply)
This is a link post Like watching an old master work being restored
- live footage is available of the Night Watch being spruced up.
 Title:
Operation Night Watch to start at the Rijksmuseum - Press releases - Press - Rijksmuseum
Description:



 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more vimes

(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ving + rhames, maybe yours will catch on

(97800, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post you must be so bored

(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:21, Reply)
This is a link post Sleepy kitten drum solo


(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post =)

(Sherbs, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post I made this bit of ambient tunery last week on my birthday but couldn't log in to post it. I made this!
So I had to wait until I was back in work to post it. Password reset doesn't work for me and neither does the contact form, anybody else having problems with that?
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:59, Reply)

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