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We made a Christmas single
I made this!
Because once you’ve had the idea, you have to do it.
I’m very hopeful of success: as I understand it, under broadcasting impartiality rules the BBC have to give this an airing every time they play a record by Gary Barlow.
Must Be Corbyn (Socialism’s Coming) by Left Said Fred feat. The Tony Benn-ettes
On Amazon, Apple Music, Spotify: 22 November.
Rise like lions, and send it to number one.
mustbecorbyn.co.uk/
Profits to Abingdon Foodbank and SIFA Fireside - improving health and inclusion for homeless people in Birmingham
Lyric video: youtu.be/whK1Q3RnrYw
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bounder not here that often, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:37,
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Is this satire?
I haven't heard it yet. Just curious.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:55,
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Absolutely
Not
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bounder not here that often, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:44,
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The scary thing is, I honestly can't be sure whether it is or not.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 16:34,
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I'm sure
this will lead to a lively and reasonable debate.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 17:39,
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It's a shame
that like the country, the board is at one mind on every major issue. We can't even start a proper row about the CaC Cats are Great issue anymore.
How I wish I'd lived in a different time - one with global financial crisis, the rise of nationalist populism and an ever present Stalinist threat.
People will boringly focus on minor quibbles over production values.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 18:13,
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Yeah but CaC
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:08,
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Trotskyite splitter.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:08,
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There's a big difference between socialism and Stalinism
- granted, some cnuts in the Labour high command are Stalinists, but they're by no means the majority, and Labour's policies are by no means Stalinist.
Just as the Conservatives have a bunch of racist fuckers lurking amongst them, Labour have a few blinkered twats.
What we want to hope for is that the twats don't end up in charge.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:22,
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Twats are always in charge
The only difference is whether you agree with more of their policies than the other twats.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:49,
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good luck with that
my metaphor was meant to point to that fact that financial crisis always ends the same way: land war in europe
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:09,
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I've found that when people use terms like Stalinist and communist in online arguments
they invariably turn out to have no fucking clue what they're talking about or what the terms mean, especially the younger generation
it tends to put me in mind of pbfcomics.com/comics/now-showing/
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:33,
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I think it's great that the sixth form are showing an interest in politics.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:50,
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best leave it to the adults, eh
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stubhuman, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 21:30,
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With backing like that, that food bank is going to doling out beluga caviar this Xmas.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:18,
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His mistake was to not follow the predefined Tory approach to sexual misconduct
and accidentally kill himself having a stranglewank in fishnets with an orange up his arse.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:28,
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there's still time
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:51,
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Orange?
Pfft, that's so 1990's, we all know the fruit of choice now is a Pineapple in the arse for them
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Operation Pinetree, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:12,
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I'm confussed about this vegan sexual toryism
I thought the usual was to have their engorged corpora cavernosa ruptured by sudden onset cataleptic rigidity of a Sus scrofa domesticus lower mandible .
And slowly bleed to a shameful and lonely death.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:38,
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My new word of the day
Stranglewank..........brilliant.
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Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:40,
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WTF is this about
she seems like some cunt who want's attention from Boris and doesn't get his attention. IS THAT THE FUCKING STORY? woman wants attention, doesn't get any. I want to be his friend but he doesn't like me any more whaaa whaaa whaaaa
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:30,
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Nope
The Story is he aranged some Goverment funding for her company and blagged her a place on some trade talks in exchange for a ride and a couple of gubbies.
Then when everyone found out he dropped her because she was just as far as he is concered a slag. This has annoyed her somewhat.
The story is he paid for it with public money.
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BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:43,
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The story is about alleged misconduct in public office by the Prime Minister
and alleged misuse of public funds.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:47,
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Almost...
It's about alleged misconduct in public office by the Mayor of London, who just so happens to be Prime Minister now. The misconduct wasn't done by a PM or the PM office.
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mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:59,
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I think that the UK should leave London
As a knee jerk reaction via referendumb.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:41,
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oooh political
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:52,
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Yeah, I could have been clearer on that part
He's gone on to bigger and better things as PM, such as illegally suspending parliament.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 19:20,
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That is bigger?
Suspending parliament??
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 0:51,
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In a manner adjudged to be illegal by the highest court in the land.
Or did you conveniently forget that?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 10:02,
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Yet another woman discarded by johnson
appears to be naive enough to expect him to behave decently.
More than £100k was involved which does seem rather expensive, luckily it wasn't his money.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:07,
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Seems like quite a lot of money to be honest.
But then look at what was pissed away on that bridge...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:46,
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Elijah Nang - Gaijin 外人 [Full LP]
Some Japanese Instrumental hip-hop sounds.
I come back to this now and again for background music.
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Sherbs, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 3:12,
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Nice video
But these have limited effect...
I was recently on ship where they opened a dredging pump (16 tons of iron and steel) to replace a damaged water seal.
Cue to people strolling under said pump held by a single wire on a rolling ship...
So yeah, they saved a few minutes risking getting squashed under the watchful of the Chief.
And we had had a death on another ship not 6 months before.
Idiots.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 21:28,
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This video would set them straight.
The cheesy acting and country western guitar works every time.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 1:39,
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Yeah, that 70's pron music should get their attention.
But joke aside, the level of lack of common sense basic survival instinct is really impressive.
The company that fired me did not even allow me to do a proper exit interview because they know I do things properly...
They do not want dire safety stuff recorded in black and white in the minutes of a meeting, so when people will die, they can profess ignorance.
I have no ill feelings to them, but I have friends working there, and I don't want them to roast in a Piper Alpha mess.
Oh yeah, comedy site, erm.. Salty seamen?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 8:16,
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Worst strawberry dessert ever
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97800, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 8:18,
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Yeah, but it's no...
APACHES!!!
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 8:17,
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JESUS!
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:34,
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On a tall cross with no Working at Height certificate and no Permit to work entered into the New Testament.
And nary a high viz vest. Shameful.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:43,
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New Mexico my ass. They're on holiday in the UK .
I do like the part where the kid drowns in a pool of shit.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:56,
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Surprised Klaus wan't in the replies...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:56,
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Haha
Holy fuck, it's an all out horror flick.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 16:40,
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I stumbled on Klaus late night on channel 4.
If anybody ever tries to claim Germans don't have a sense of humour, show them that.
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champagnerocker, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 17:15,
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That was superb
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 0:47,
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What a coincidence, one of the musical videos
I posted here recently comprises 1/3 clips from this, albeit too heavily edited to by GC'd. It is strangely arousing.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 17:38,
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It's a small world after all.
I saw that video. Never made the connection.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 19:01,
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You would never have spotted it unless subliminally maybe
Lots of 2 frame shots of tiny details.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 9:05,
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Parrot joins in.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 23:48,
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Was that Pizza Express Woking?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 0:05,
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Where HG Wells shared a Funghi di Bosco with a Martian?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 7:16,
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h.g.w.: They're taking their time serving the pizza, it must be almost half an hour
Martian, *nodding*, : Toooo lonngggg
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 8:55,
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h.g.w: I wish I had a pizza time machine
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 9:35,
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h.g.w.: At last a future free from war and populated by the young and the beautiful, but are they truly carefree, what are their laws?
Copper: Eloi, Eloi, Eloi, what's going on 'ere then?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:19,
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If you go there, try the ali pie
you won't believe how good it is
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 22:03,
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I've tried that, gave me the weirdest shits.
Floated like a butterfly, stung like a bee.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 0:10,
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Easy to get there, no sweat.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 0:32,
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The A320, Guildford Road, can be a nightmare.
That's why if I can't take the helicopter, I insist on outriders.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 7:16,
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can anyone think of a sweatier royal?
George IV is all I've got
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 9:23,
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poor macaw
Sounds like hell
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 11:40,
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He'd been taking ecstaseeds
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:05,
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Jesus on seeds
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97800, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:10,
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Hoffman - Live Amiga DJ Set and Chat
I know theres some old Amiga/Demoscene bods lurking round here who'll enjoy this.
For those not interested in the chat, mix starts at about 1:07.
Watch ya bass bins i'm tellin ya ;)
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EladBerond Fish are evil, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 22:03,
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Waiting for the Sinclair ZX81 set
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antopants hindercorp.org, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 8:56,
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Boy Meets Girl are really scraping the barrel these days
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97800, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 10:47,
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Like this? (I couldn't find any YT videos of it producing sound without additional hardware, but there are a couple of ways to do that on an unmodified machine).
Bonus music-related ZX81 video.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:23,
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that hit the spot
Just like that
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antopants hindercorp.org, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 19:40,
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Always believe in your soul
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 23:33,
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"Fucking mind, mind yer fingers!" I shouted at one point.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 15:38,
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Mrs Pickering - The tragic saga of the prison island canary
I made this!
Mrs Pickering - The tragic saga of the prison island canary is the emotional story of a prisoner trying to commute her sentence to be with her family. Against all the odds, she navigates the dangerous world of the British prison islands, 2030.
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antopants hindercorp.org, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 13:24,
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No likes or comments for anything anyone else has posted ever....
I'm pretty sure you will not be poosting here next year.
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Tivert, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 1:51,
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sound like a challenge....
There is a certain emotional comfort to poosting
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antopants hindercorp.org, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 9:01,
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poosting
Is that the cheeky friendly version of shitposting?
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:32,
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I'm thinking more posting whilst sat on the toilet...
something I may have done on here earlier today...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 22:13,
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or something you get a few hours after a hot curry
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 21:39,
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Fuck off spamcunt.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:10,
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Hello you cunt
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:41,
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Do you like crisps?
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 0:53,
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I like Pizza Express
in woking preferably
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antopants hindercorp.org, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 11:22,
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One of them, are you?
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 16:57,
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Hummingbird
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:10,
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Sketchy!
It's either:
1) Machinery
2) Human
3) A large animal
4) A small animal with a large megaphone
5) Some unknown animal/alien/Bigfoot etc.
My money's on 4.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:25,
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Obvs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 15:44,
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Sounds a bit like....
...some of the special effects noises in American Werewolf In London. Just saying.
Canada you say? *crosses it off list*
What with that and trump there is bugger all of North America left I want to visit again. Maybe Panama, I need a new hat.
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I_love_rachelswipe, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 18:12,
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I recorded the same sort of noise in a forest in the highlands. Turns out it was some sled dogs 2 miles away, but by the time the sound had reverberated itself through 2 miles of forest it was pretty similar to that. Scared the hell out of me as I was on my own at 5am doing field recordings.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 14:08,
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Run Away!!!!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 15:38,
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Hmm, did nothing for me.
I'll maybe watch it again later, but this time with sound on.
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 17:34,
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It's in the trees. It's coming.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 8:17,
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It's just somebody
passing a kidney stone a couple of miles away.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 10:56,
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Haven't they seen 'The Ritual"??? Don't go in there!
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JamTallons, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:27,
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pissed person posts something about cats
Grumbling cats
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 8:55,
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Lolcats
They always go after the one their mate wants.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:27,
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She is awesome, I love how much fun she's clearly having.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 8:08,
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yes, her parents forced her to practise hours each day at appearing to enjoy herself
if she didn't have a look of authentic joy then she was beaten and practice time was doubled
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 21:41,
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If 2:57 onwards is faked
She's an even better actor than drummer.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 11:03,
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Yes.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:28,
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I like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 13:45,
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Very tight!
Er...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 14:50,
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This is wonderful
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 15:41,
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She needs to get together with these two...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_OzUXdi_0
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 17:39,
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Haha.
youtu.be/z0lhr2XTJOw
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 22:27,
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Just a kid bursting into 'This Is America' by Childish Gambino..
Whilst playing Zero Caliber VR online
Double drat Muttley!
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Tivert, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 1:29,
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Hitler reacts to Corbyn's manifesto
NSFW
I made this!
I had this idea, so I did it.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:22,
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No one else in the entire fucking world is thinking this
Unless the sweet bird of sarcasm is flying high over my head, you've lost the plot.
It's an entirely Brexit election so Corbyn has doubled down on being mental with risible policy commitments that even he doesn;t believe.
As an old skool tankie, he is an accelerationist - He (like Farage and Tice and Banks for different reasons) wants the UK fucked so the people revolt.
He doesn't have any expectation of holding two thirds of his seats.. He is going down in flames as a glorious red martyr and hoping the Overton envelope has been widened enough so that when we 'ok boomer' gammon types are dead, these ideas will become credible again.
THis is politics as stupid and dangerous as anything the Yaxley-Lennon wanks have come up with. And in many ways is the same - free stuff for good people taken from baddies.
When has that ever gone well?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:16,
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Raw nerve, eh?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:26,
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That's what you got?
Nope. I'm an honest one nation conviction Tory.that hates Brexit. But as a financial journalist, I know how this stuff works. It's a joke. They don't believe it themselves.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:33,
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How's the cognitive dissonance keeping?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:38,
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Where is your Glastonbury moment now?
I pray you move as swiftly through the Corbyn Labour Party grief process as I have through the Brexit Tory party process.
And when you do. Reality is over here.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 1:05,
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Has Johnson ever had a Glastonbury moment?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 7:21,
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Is that a euphemism of something a aspiring Tory does to a pigs head?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:36,
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You've only been convicted by one nation?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:41,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_longest_suicide_note_in_history
Also, did someone just delete a thread?
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:26,
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not so much deleted as escorted off the premises
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:33,
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Didn't get time to click?
Don;t worry, they'll try again.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:34,
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There's a Dutch version that includes prices and reviews.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:36,
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Ha!
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:35,
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Five knuckle shuffled away?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:40,
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Indie Game Review: Super Rebellion
I made this!
Come for the game review - stay for the mild racism...
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dogbomb, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:09,
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Where do you find all these games?!
I've got a daughter and a death metal addiction. I have so little time for games that I still haven't finished all 96 levels of Super Mario since the mini SNES came out.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 7:33,
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Brilliant
as always.
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:23,
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