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This is a link post We made a Christmas single I made this!
Because once you’ve had the idea, you have to do it.

I’m very hopeful of success: as I understand it, under broadcasting impartiality rules the BBC have to give this an airing every time they play a record by Gary Barlow.

Must Be Corbyn (Socialism’s Coming) by Left Said Fred feat. The Tony Benn-ettes

On Amazon, Apple Music, Spotify: 22 November.

Rise like lions, and send it to number one.

mustbecorbyn.co.uk/

Profits to Abingdon Foodbank and SIFA Fireside - improving health and inclusion for homeless people in Birmingham

Lyric video: youtu.be/whK1Q3RnrYw
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this satire?
I haven't heard it yet. Just curious.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
Not
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The scary thing is, I honestly can't be sure whether it is or not.

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure
this will lead to a lively and reasonable debate.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame
that like the country, the board is at one mind on every major issue. We can't even start a proper row about the CaC Cats are Great issue anymore.
How I wish I'd lived in a different time - one with global financial crisis, the rise of nationalist populism and an ever present Stalinist threat.
People will boringly focus on minor quibbles over production values.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but CaC

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Trotskyite splitter.

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a big difference between socialism and Stalinism
- granted, some cnuts in the Labour high command are Stalinists, but they're by no means the majority, and Labour's policies are by no means Stalinist.

Just as the Conservatives have a bunch of racist fuckers lurking amongst them, Labour have a few blinkered twats.

What we want to hope for is that the twats don't end up in charge.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Twats are always in charge
The only difference is whether you agree with more of their policies than the other twats.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck with that
my metaphor was meant to point to that fact that financial crisis always ends the same way: land war in europe
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've found that when people use terms like Stalinist and communist in online arguments
they invariably turn out to have no fucking clue what they're talking about or what the terms mean, especially the younger generation
it tends to put me in mind of pbfcomics.com/comics/now-showing/
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:33, Reply)
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I think it's great that the sixth form are showing an interest in politics.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:50, Reply)
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best leave it to the adults, eh
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post With backing like that, that food bank is going to doling out beluga caviar this Xmas.

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post His mistake was to not follow the predefined Tory approach to sexual misconduct
and accidentally kill himself having a stranglewank in fishnets with an orange up his arse.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post there's still time

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Orange?
Pfft, that's so 1990's, we all know the fruit of choice now is a Pineapple in the arse for them
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confussed about this vegan sexual toryism
I thought the usual was to have their engorged corpora cavernosa ruptured by sudden onset cataleptic rigidity of a Sus scrofa domesticus lower mandible .

And slowly bleed to a shameful and lonely death.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My new word of the day
Stranglewank..........brilliant.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF is this about
she seems like some cunt who want's attention from Boris and doesn't get his attention. IS THAT THE FUCKING STORY? woman wants attention, doesn't get any. I want to be his friend but he doesn't like me any more whaaa whaaa whaaaa
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
The Story is he aranged some Goverment funding for her company and blagged her a place on some trade talks in exchange for a ride and a couple of gubbies.

Then when everyone found out he dropped her because she was just as far as he is concered a slag. This has annoyed her somewhat.

The story is he paid for it with public money.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The story is about alleged misconduct in public office by the Prime Minister
and alleged misuse of public funds.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost...
It's about alleged misconduct in public office by the Mayor of London, who just so happens to be Prime Minister now. The misconduct wasn't done by a PM or the PM office.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that the UK should leave London
As a knee jerk reaction via referendumb.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh political

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I could have been clearer on that part
He's gone on to bigger and better things as PM, such as illegally suspending parliament.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That is bigger?
Suspending parliament??
(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post In a manner adjudged to be illegal by the highest court in the land.
Or did you conveniently forget that?
(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another woman discarded by johnson
appears to be naive enough to expect him to behave decently.
More than £100k was involved which does seem rather expensive, luckily it wasn't his money.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:07, Reply)
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Seems like quite a lot of money to be honest.
But then look at what was pissed away on that bridge...
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 20:46, Reply)
This is a link post Elijah Nang - Gaijin 外人 [Full LP]
Some Japanese Instrumental hip-hop sounds.
I come back to this now and again for background music.

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 3:12, Reply)
This is a link post Possibly a cult classic among bulldozer operators.


(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video
But these have limited effect...
I was recently on ship where they opened a dredging pump (16 tons of iron and steel) to replace a damaged water seal.
Cue to people strolling under said pump held by a single wire on a rolling ship...
So yeah, they saved a few minutes risking getting squashed under the watchful of the Chief.

And we had had a death on another ship not 6 months before.

Idiots.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This video would set them straight.
The cheesy acting and country western guitar works every time.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that 70's pron music should get their attention.
But joke aside, the level of lack of common sense basic survival instinct is really impressive.
The company that fired me did not even allow me to do a proper exit interview because they know I do things properly...
They do not want dire safety stuff recorded in black and white in the minutes of a meeting, so when people will die, they can profess ignorance.
I have no ill feelings to them, but I have friends working there, and I don't want them to roast in a Piper Alpha mess.

Oh yeah, comedy site, erm.. Salty seamen?
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst strawberry dessert ever

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but it's no...
APACHES!!!
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post JESUS!

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post On a tall cross with no Working at Height certificate and no Permit to work entered into the New Testament.
And nary a high viz vest. Shameful.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post New Mexico my ass. They're on holiday in the UK .
I do like the part where the kid drowns in a pool of shit.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised Klaus wan't in the replies...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Holy fuck, it's an all out horror flick.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I stumbled on Klaus late night on channel 4.
If anybody ever tries to claim Germans don't have a sense of humour, show them that.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was superb

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What a coincidence, one of the musical videos
I posted here recently comprises 1/3 clips from this, albeit too heavily edited to by GC'd. It is strangely arousing.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a small world after all.
I saw that video. Never made the connection.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You would never have spotted it unless subliminally maybe
Lots of 2 frame shots of tiny details.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post Parrot joins in.


(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that Pizza Express Woking?

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Where HG Wells shared a Funghi di Bosco with a Martian?

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post h.g.w.: They're taking their time serving the pizza, it must be almost half an hour
Martian, *nodding*, : Toooo lonngggg
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post h.g.w: I wish I had a pizza time machine

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post h.g.w.: At last a future free from war and populated by the young and the beautiful, but are they truly carefree, what are their laws?
Copper: Eloi, Eloi, Eloi, what's going on 'ere then?
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post If you go there, try the ali pie
you won't believe how good it is
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried that, gave me the weirdest shits.
Floated like a butterfly, stung like a bee.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy to get there, no sweat.

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The A320, Guildford Road, can be a nightmare.
That's why if I can't take the helicopter, I insist on outriders.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post can anyone think of a sweatier royal?
George IV is all I've got
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post poor macaw
Sounds like hell
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd been taking ecstaseeds

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus on seeds

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post Hoffman - Live Amiga DJ Set and Chat
I know theres some old Amiga/Demoscene bods lurking round here who'll enjoy this.

For those not interested in the chat, mix starts at about 1:07.

Watch ya bass bins i'm tellin ya ;)
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Waiting for the Sinclair ZX81 set

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Boy Meets Girl are really scraping the barrel these days

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 10:47, Reply)
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Like this? (I couldn't find any YT videos of it producing sound without additional hardware, but there are a couple of ways to do that on an unmodified machine).

Bonus music-related ZX81 video.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that hit the spot
Just like that
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post Banging Saturday night - gold!

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Always believe in your soul

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fucking mind, mind yer fingers!" I shouted at one point.

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Mrs Pickering - The tragic saga of the prison island canary I made this!
Mrs Pickering - The tragic saga of the prison island canary is the emotional story of a prisoner trying to commute her sentence to be with her family. Against all the odds, she navigates the dangerous world of the British prison islands, 2030.

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post No likes or comments for anything anyone else has posted ever....
I'm pretty sure you will not be poosting here next year.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post sound like a challenge....
There is a certain emotional comfort to poosting
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post poosting
Is that the cheeky friendly version of shitposting?
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking more posting whilst sat on the toilet...
something I may have done on here earlier today...
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post or something you get a few hours after a hot curry

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off spamcunt.

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like crisps?

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Pizza Express
in woking preferably
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post One of them, are you?

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post Mysterious noise recorded in the Canadian wilderness
www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/15/canada-forest-howls-shrieks-video

Could be Celine Dion having a primal scream therapy session in the forest
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hummingbird

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sketchy!

It's either:

1) Machinery
2) Human
3) A large animal
4) A small animal with a large megaphone
5) Some unknown animal/alien/Bigfoot etc.

My money's on 4.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Obvs

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a bit like....
...some of the special effects noises in American Werewolf In London. Just saying.

Canada you say? *crosses it off list*

What with that and trump there is bugger all of North America left I want to visit again. Maybe Panama, I need a new hat.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 18:12, Reply)
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I recorded the same sort of noise in a forest in the highlands. Turns out it was some sled dogs 2 miles away, but by the time the sound had reverberated itself through 2 miles of forest it was pretty similar to that. Scared the hell out of me as I was on my own at 5am doing field recordings.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Run Away!!!!

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hmm, did nothing for me.

I'll maybe watch it again later, but this time with sound on.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the trees. It's coming.

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just somebody
passing a kidney stone a couple of miles away.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't they seen 'The Ritual"??? Don't go in there!

(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post pissed person posts something about cats
Grumbling cats

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Lolcats
They always go after the one their mate wants.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post I thought rock and roll was supposed to be serious!

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
She is awesome, I love how much fun she's clearly having.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, her parents forced her to practise hours each day at appearing to enjoy herself
if she didn't have a look of authentic joy then she was beaten and practice time was doubled
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post If 2:57 onwards is faked
She's an even better actor than drummer.
(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Very tight!
Er...
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is wonderful

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post She needs to get together with these two...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_OzUXdi_0
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
youtu.be/z0lhr2XTJOw
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post Just a kid bursting into 'This Is America' by Childish Gambino..
Whilst playing Zero Caliber VR online

Double drat Muttley!

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Hitler reacts to Corbyn's manifesto NSFW I made this!
I had this idea, so I did it.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No one else in the entire fucking world is thinking this
Unless the sweet bird of sarcasm is flying high over my head, you've lost the plot.

It's an entirely Brexit election so Corbyn has doubled down on being mental with risible policy commitments that even he doesn;t believe.

As an old skool tankie, he is an accelerationist - He (like Farage and Tice and Banks for different reasons) wants the UK fucked so the people revolt.
He doesn't have any expectation of holding two thirds of his seats.. He is going down in flames as a glorious red martyr and hoping the Overton envelope has been widened enough so that when we 'ok boomer' gammon types are dead, these ideas will become credible again.
THis is politics as stupid and dangerous as anything the Yaxley-Lennon wanks have come up with. And in many ways is the same - free stuff for good people taken from baddies.
When has that ever gone well?
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Raw nerve, eh?

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what you got?
Nope. I'm an honest one nation conviction Tory.that hates Brexit. But as a financial journalist, I know how this stuff works. It's a joke. They don't believe it themselves.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post How's the cognitive dissonance keeping?

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is your Glastonbury moment now?
I pray you move as swiftly through the Corbyn Labour Party grief process as I have through the Brexit Tory party process.
And when you do. Reality is over here.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Johnson ever had a Glastonbury moment?

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a euphemism of something a aspiring Tory does to a pigs head?

(, Sun 17 Nov 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You've only been convicted by one nation?

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_longest_suicide_note_in_history

Also, did someone just delete a thread?
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post not so much deleted as escorted off the premises

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't get time to click?
Don;t worry, they'll try again.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a Dutch version that includes prices and reviews.

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Five knuckle shuffled away?

(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Super Rebellion I made this!
Come for the game review - stay for the mild racism...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Where do you find all these games?!

I've got a daughter and a death metal addiction. I have so little time for games that I still haven't finished all 96 levels of Super Mario since the mini SNES came out.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
as always.
(, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 11:23, Reply)

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