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This is a link post Don't do drugs mmmkay...
GC from 2016 but what the heck.....
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 25 May 2020, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went once with my brothers to a taping when I was 12 at the ABC studios in Melbourne
my brother dared me to crawl on stage during an interview molly was doing with hall and oates. Molly ruffled my hair and said "get back, tiger" and continued with the interview without skipping a beat. Apparently they cut to a close up of oates so nobody at home saw me. admittedly not the best anecdote, but they can't all be winners
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 26 May 2020, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could compile this and the peregrine falcon anecdote
in a Nearly Framed book without you on the cover. I expect the last story to be about stepping in front of a Google Streetview car only to find your face blurred on the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 26 May 2020, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I was an extra on The Day The Clown Cried

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a picture of me interfering with the Playschool clock.
If I think about it, it was about that time that the world started to go a bit wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Iggy Pop
does not own any shirts

#TruFax
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 26 May 2020, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Untrue
images.app.goo.gl/73uN6sYNXSkbzXwLA
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not his!
Belongs to the props Dept.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 26 May 2020, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwJ_y_R5U0
 (Sherbs, Tue 26 May 2020, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would you say that Anthony Kiedis was inspired by his way of dancing and stuff?

(Sherbs, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a link post My Way by Dominic Cummings I made this!
I don't know why I did this but it appeared in my brain so now you all have to put up with it too.
(andrew-t pops up once a year with topical javascript, Mon 25 May 2020, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's such a /links goon

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 26 May 2020, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Civillization VI for free.
Fair warning: it's Epic Games.
(I get it, some people hate them. Fine. Cya.)

I downloaded GTA5 from it last week... it was a royal pain in the ass to register - requires two-factor auth, and took like 10 hours to download 'coz they were swamped, but eh, it worked.

Had to give a legit mobile number, but not a bank account or anything, so I'm OK with that.

Just got Civ 6. It only took about 5 mins to download. Is available for the next few days.


 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a wiki link for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 26 May 2020, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a link post This was surprisingly compelling.
Squirrels are bastard geniuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 25 May 2020, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 May 2020, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Woodpecker

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 26 May 2020, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a link post A families response to lockdown
The mum and the dad and their kid made this animation, drawing musical work while in lockdown.
(Wilow1, Mon 25 May 2020, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 May 2020, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 26 May 2020, 4:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mega candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 26 May 2020, 7:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flaming joy to you

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flaming Nora!
(which also happens to be my drag go-go dancer name)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Concandulations!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I appear to be on fire!
Aaaaarrrgggghhhh
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 May 2020, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excruciatingly good.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 May 2020, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 May 2020, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 26 May 2020, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a link post The Fearless Flyers - Colonel Panic
More funky than panicky
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 25 May 2020, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if joe dart could save me money on my car insurance

(97800, Mon 25 May 2020, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't ask him a question where he might nod the answer "yes",
unless you want to see his head fall off.

I'm personally loving the stank face on Cory while he's watching Mark's solo.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 25 May 2020, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just cos he has to take a back seat on this one

(97800, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol. They're all very generous musicians from what I can tell.
Cory is all about appreciating other people and showcasing their talent!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tight as my pants are

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now thats a fuck tonne of candles!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 26 May 2020, 5:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ohhh

(97800, Tue 26 May 2020, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Unsettled I made this!
An asynchronous piece for isolated musicians, by my talented niece.

I posted her preliminary flute recording, now here's the mixed work.

Wistful and eerie - but if we're all enjoying the Isodistraction videos, this works in the same sort of way, but for your orchestral geeks.

"I made this" cause she's my niece.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 25 May 2020, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really very LOVELY
I like the idea of free tempo - reminds me of Eno's Discreet Music and others, which is a good thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 25 May 2020, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a smart way to use an innovative technique
- and it does a great job of being accessible and modern at the same time.

I'm really very proud! How she manages to be so clever and share any genes with me, I'm not entirely sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 26 May 2020, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Martin Luther King, I have a dream
You know about it, but have you ever watched it?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 25 May 2020, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post he liked his similies, did martin
While I agree with the sentiment, i find his speech overly flowery, and that preacher trick of getting louder and louder doesn't do it for me either. I prefer people who speak more plainly. "out of a mountain of despair a stone of hope" indeed. Maybe some gravel of disenchantment to go with that.
"Well, what did he talk about, Rudy?"
"I don't know, something about having a dream?"
"A dream?"
"Well, there was other stuff there. A desert of human kindness or patio of oppression or something. But he definitely said a few times that he had a dream"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 May 2020, 5:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character."

nailed it though.
 (Melatonin, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, his best lines are his direct ones, but there very few of them.
I understand the importance of the speech in the context of the black civil rights movement, I just don't think on its own merits it's a great speech, there's too much preachy waffle for my liking. Now if you want a great speech, listen to the 3/4 time rev-up by the coach at the 2004 Riverina footy grand final
speakola.com/sports/shane-lennon-riverina-football-league-grand-final-2004
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 May 2020, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
But in the end his children used his speech to fuck over copyright law so they could live off his words, and prevent his message from reaching a wider audience so they could make money.

That's why yo don't hear this speech very often - usually people who post it get sued.

www.trademarkandcopyrightlawblog.com/2018/01/martin-luther-king-jr-and-copyright-five-things-you-should-know/
 (strongp, Thu 28 May 2020, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once he turned against Superman
I went right off him.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 25 May 2020, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the wiki link?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 25 May 2020, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 May 2020, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog plays drums, in a free jazz style I made this!
Thanks, peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 25 May 2020, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love free jazz
I certainly wouldn't pay for it
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 25 May 2020, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dog plays "Badum Tish"

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 25 May 2020, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a link post How to use the electric telephone


(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 24 May 2020, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The music is great
They should use that for cheery kitten videos on YouTube instead of fucking ukuleles and glockenspiels
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 24 May 2020, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I learned a lot from that thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 25 May 2020, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I watched this on Talking Pictures TV the other day, I love these short films.
 (who's_the_what?, Mon 25 May 2020, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why does the kid have a butt plug?

(JauntyArt, Mon 25 May 2020, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Cucumber Sunday Spurt
CUCUMBER SUNDAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 24 May 2020, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a fish up their bottom
youtu.be/o6NIG3KkwLE
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 24 May 2020, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here we see the Gove Fish and the Boris Cucumber

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shart and a half
Been there done that
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 24 May 2020, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 May 2020, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Cucumber Sunday!
The Squirting Cucumber. Squeeze the cucumber and it fires it's seed all over the place.

Fnak fnak, yik yik!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 24 May 2020, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post it just needs it's pods zucchinied

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 May 2020, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 24 May 2020, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a link post The aardvark cucumber
The only plant eaten by the aardvark
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 24 May 2020, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting relationship and geocarpic plants.
"elaborate anal sacks" is my phrase of the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 May 2020, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a link post we done did another one I made this!
Unfortunately I lost access to my old b3ta account so had to start all over again, here's some lockdown noodling for your sunday entertainment
(raypugh, Sun 24 May 2020, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Tour of Internatinal Space Station

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 24 May 2020, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What is a 504 error?
I thought "Gateway" folded years ago...
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 24 May 2020, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you wiki it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 24 May 2020, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post what are friends for?
www.howtogeek.com/367129/what-is-a-504-gateway-timeout-error-and-how-can-i-fix-it/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 24 May 2020, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Gateway
and thought of Zubrin's orbital toll booth.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Sun 24 May 2020, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was a great album

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 May 2020, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Hell on Earth
(as it were).
 (Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Sun 24 May 2020, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 May 2020, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a link post cyclic bit
Raymond Scott www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5tpH8l7Rw
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 24 May 2020, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
any idea what the film is?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's linked to in the YT description.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 24 May 2020, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post RS is great.
People will probably recognise some of his band tunes from watching cartoons. His electronic stuff is incredible...the Manhattan Research Inc. collection is well worth going through.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 24 May 2020, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep
Powerhouse though I mistakenly thought it was just the bit at 58s
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 24 May 2020, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough
it was an advert that first turned me on to RS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 24 May 2020, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post I made a AMSR video I made this!
am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, should have added a dollop of ketchup though,
and I really don’t want to hear/see the sequel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 23 May 2020, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I would have thought ketchup might make it a bit soggy. And who puts ketchup on prawns, other than Donald Trump probably?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Us, apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 24 May 2020, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marie Rose Sauce is a mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise
I learned this from my sister who worked in a Harvester.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You would be great company in a cinema
Plenty of crunchy noises =)
 (Sherbs, Sun 24 May 2020, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean holding sandwiches up close to my neighbour's ear?
Not a bad idea to get two seats to myself I suppose, airplanes too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 7:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good thinking

(Sherbs, Sun 24 May 2020, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it
amsr or asmr?

Either way, no thanks to people eating loudly. I don't like it in normal life either.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 24 May 2020, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's my least favourite thing.
And what's more I can go a whole film without having to fucking eat at all.

edit: I think it's ASMR, my typo.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 May 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
It's the same with car journeys - what is it that makes people stock up with masses of snacks for a journey that takes no longer than the time between two meals? It's as if sitting still makes your calorie intake needs double.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 25 May 2020, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry below did a few memorable ASMR videos a few years ago
youtu.be/w2K5d5WN8lg

youtu.be/fodDUhJQmRU

If he doesn’t mind me reposting...
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 24 May 2020, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Found footage from the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 I made this!
Just a little snapshot from the the end of the world...
(dogfood, Sat 23 May 2020, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That lager looks superb! Enjoy and stay safe

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 24 May 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Looks like a pretty decent way for bands to jam during lockdown
I'm sorry, they don't have a wikipedia page, so here's a link to a post on a forum

www.talkbass.com/threads/jamkazam-play-with-multiple-musicians-in-real-time-in-different-locations.1453265/

And here's an article on playing music during lockdown, because posting this stuff I googled makes me smart, right?

https://theconversation.com/lockdown-singing-the-science-of-why-music-helps-us-connect-in-isolation-137312
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 23 May 2020, 12:41, , Reply)

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