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This is a link post Best Love Song of the 21st Century...
... so far.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 29 May 2020, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This band are fucking superb
Proper punk rock, Some Mutts is even better
 (I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 May 2020, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indian urban monkeys are utter bastards
Was home schooling the wee weasels the other day and educating them via Youtube about monkeys, when the algo decided we needed to know how some particular simian sods steal things of value to humans - wallets, phones, keys, sunglasses - and then only return them in exchange for tasty food. Seems they've upped their game recently though.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 29 May 2020, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kidnap one
Negotiate with the family
Receive stolen items
Profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post The nature of monkey is irrepressible!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SUoHmpRdM
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 31 May 2020, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eat 'em!
That'll teach them a lesson!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 29 May 2020, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if they name the new prion/virus after me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Make your own Jazz
I recommend clicking the Semiquaver and selecting The Koln Concert (Keith Jarrett) for mellow fun.
JazzKeys, by Plan8



Send a message in Jazz!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 29 May 2020, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remarkable.
I like this!
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 29 May 2020, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post the jazz is good but the option of sending on your 'composition' is even better
excellent
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 30 May 2020, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Whispery sleepy dreamy time
Danish lady sings about drippy love.

We had this played at our wedding, I just spotted it on the Tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 29 May 2020, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post A spooky trip into the basement
A guy makes a video of things in his basement shown with only a torch. the result is spooky and strangely touching.
(Wilow1, Fri 29 May 2020, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Irish rap
Yes, that's a thing now. From West Belfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 29 May 2020, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that Gaelic I couldn't understand word?
Edit: Obvs it must be I've just read the video title now but its quite a fete to learn or speak it, let alone rap it.
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Fri 29 May 2020, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The title means Out Tonight
in Gaelic Irish. It's the first two words of the video, if you want to know the pronunciation. They're speaking Nordie Irish, though, I haven't a scooby what they're on about for most of it, but I caught the gist. The smattering of English that pervades most Irish language conversation since it became involuntarily niche helps.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 29 May 2020, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Never heard the term "Nordie" Irish before must be a Northern Ireland term? But I'll google for further info thank you :)
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sat 30 May 2020, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Nordie is just a way of saying Norn Irish, which is a way of saying... etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 30 May 2020, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some find typing English quite a feat too.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 May 2020, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahh balls typo must of got away there
I've got a slight touch of dyslexia and on occasion have posted a dull reply because I've smoked to much weed and monged out, but apart from that I do alright and manage well thank you Prufrock :)
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sat 30 May 2020, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm ...

(ozof, Sat 30 May 2020, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with Noam Chomsky when he said Americans have this weird fear that their country is going to be taken from them
they don't realise they have won and no one is coming to take it away
 (Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 29 May 2020, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of cheating partners who accuse the other of cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's great that lols are free

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 29 May 2020, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Until they are monetised.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said to an American the other day
that I was looking forward to lockdown easing so I can sit and have a beer in the park with my friends.

I don't think he knew I was British so he said, "What state allows you to drink in parks?"

Another American replied "No state as far as I know"

I then roundly took the piss out of them for living in a police state where you can't even have a drink in the park with your friends without getting arrested.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 30 May 2020, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a link post You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs I made this!
Sky News's Kay Burley discusses Dominic Cummings's illegal COVID trek with health secretary and psychotic supervillain Matt Hancock
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Fri 29 May 2020, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Laughter IS the best medecine
unless you have diarrhea.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 30 May 2020, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look down and you will see a glassy cock
b3ta.com/links/Man_wanted_to_be_tied_up_and_have_a_broom_handle_rubbed_around_his_underwear
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 29 May 2020, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooof
I'll just creep into a corner and quietly flagellate myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 29 May 2020, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
POIDH
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 29 May 2020, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post so, no changing your ways then?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 May 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know you don’t have to do that
You can pay someone to do it for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 May 2020, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Um,

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 May 2020, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Ever wished you could hunt Alaskan bear cubs and their mother in their den?
How about shooting swimming caribou?

#MAGA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 29 May 2020, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Authoritarian types need to hurt something to feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That should be posted over one of those "inspirational" pictures on Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 29 May 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a bit 'demotivational' meme.
Easy to drift into when attempting to be succinct.
Edit: Let's face it, if I quoted bits of psychotherapy with Alice Miĺler references, no-one would read it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Blind Melon Chitlin'
had this on cassette
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 May 2020, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Shagged by a rare parrot
^^this
GC from 2009 and 10 but worthy of a repeat.....
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 29 May 2020, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's natures way
of saying you need a haircut
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 29 May 2020, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Music Friday
can't get this version of the song on ITunes or spotify, lucky I have it on a CD from early 80s....
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 29 May 2020, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Eleanor Rigby
not Beatles. Different version though...nice
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 29 May 2020, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I actually prefer that to the original.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 May 2020, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Something went terribly wrong there I made this!
Link is broken

use this soundcloud.com/corserine/dcdcdc-very-alternativev2
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 28 May 2020, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's How I Became King
Is really great
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 29 May 2020, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tx very much!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 29 May 2020, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a link post glassius cockius

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 28 May 2020, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paulstretch is so good.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 29 May 2020, 2:08, , Reply)

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