Gymnast
I get a brilliant tingly feeling after clinging to the top landing with my fingertips and hanging over the stairs. Then I lift my legs so my body is a right angle and hold it for as long as I can. Kills my fingers but I love it.
(Feelslikehome, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:08, Reply)

knickers etc
I teach a class to biomed students on how to use micoroscopes. The class, 150 in all, is about 90% female. From the back of the lab, just as they are all leaning forward to use the microscopes, I am witness to a gasp inducing view. An ocean of knickers, thongs, tattoos and cracks. In fact I spend most of the 2 hour class there. Just can't help myself.
(ghetto soldier, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:07, Reply)

adventure in your own bathroom
Taking a bath or shower with the light off.
( wangmaster2000, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:02, Reply)

Dreaming of escape
whether its the lottery, death, vw wagons full of hippies that pull up along side and ask if I wanna join etc

The idea that there is a 'way out' is how I stay happy and sane. Guilty pleasure? Oh it is.
(CMEast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:01, Reply)

Realising that I've just worked out that I know someone on here
And i've just learnt a lot about them which will be very, very interesting to other people.

*evil grin*
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:00, Reply)

turning down great things...
such as:
one i was offered 500 pound to make a cartoon and i only accepted £150 and two weeks later after my bills came in and in was 350 pound short!!!

:)
(steven_l, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:00, Reply)

Takeshi's castle
I am also sick - i compulsively watch Takeshi's Castle - hilariously evil mwhahahaha
(Ghost Batty Rider, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:45, Reply)

Dunkers, cheese and mail access
Dairylea Dunkers. I'm a bit of a foodie - went to the Fat Duck (posho restaurant) last Saturday. First thing I ate when I woke up on Sunday was Jumbo Munch dunkers. I think it's actually one of my favourite cheeses.

Squeezing spots and smelling the pus - you can work out what you've been eating recently.

Having the password to my ex-GF's email account and reading her emails. We split up two years ago and there's never anything that interesting anyway. Don't know why I do it really...
(treblekicker, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:45, Reply)

Sad TV programs
I can't stop watching Takeshi's Castle.
And old episodes of Bullseye. Help me I'm sick.
(Boney N left a cake out in the rain, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:43, Reply)

Generic nu-metal
I like listening to various different types of music. Anything as long as it isn't cheesy commercial nonsense usually.

But I also have Slipknot, Sum41 CDs and other things that I listen to sometimes.

Forgive me. Please.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:39, Reply)

Overtaking
I like trying to overtake cars on my bicycle. I attempt it when i'm either riding down a nice steep hill or going past a 30mph speed camera.

Great joy when its achieved, was really good when I went past a learner driver.

Also once when i was out running, went past a cyclist, such a buzz
(loquis, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:35, Reply)

I am the proud owner of a pair of swimming trunks that would be small on a two-year-old.
The reason for this is that they have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them, and they are the crowning glory of a massive collection of TMNT junk.
Ninja turtles make me very happy indeed. In an increasingly depressing world, they are one of very few constant pleasures.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:31, Reply)

Furthermore, I am into
peanut butter and banana slices on toast.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:23, Reply)

Wearing
nothing but my pajama trousers, which I wear as a hat, and bursting in on my girlfriend and shouting in a sing-song voice "BE-HOOOOLD!"
(skitster, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:17, Reply)

Smelly
I seem to have an issue with new computer components. Just the smell of a soundcard fresh from the anit-static bag makes me shiver.
I also smoke three ciggies at once a lot of the time but thats mainly to piss of my flat-mate, so I suppose my other perversion is annoying Von Dutch wearing wannabes.
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:16, Reply)

Replacing the words in TV themes with the word "fuck"
For example Johnny Briggs:

Fuuuuuuuuucccck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
fucka fucka fuck fuck fuck
fucka fucka fuck fuck fuuck fuck
fucka fucka fuck fuck fuck

and so on.....
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 16:03, Reply)

farting
in the bath. Enjoying the bubbling mass of methane rising to the surface, then enjoying the guilty pleasure of taking a whiff of your *own brand*
(monkeyseemonkeydo, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:56, Reply)

Singing
Songs in my head when I'm in the office, but EXACTLY RIGHT and if I mess up I rewind and start agin. I also use my teeth as drums and sort of breathe the lyrics really quietly with my mouth closed. This can be embarrassing when I accidently make a squeaking noise at a particularly emotional point in the song and try and cover it up by turning it into a yawn or something.

I may/may not* imagine myself to be singing the songs in front of an audience composed of ex girlfriends/girls I fancy, friends, e.t.c.
I have performed some awesome concerts lasting whole afternoons at work.

*do

p.s. I honestly think I am the only person not to have some disgusting faeces related pleasure, although I do pick my nose. And eat it. Still, youse are all sick puppies.
(chocolatepossum, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:45, Reply)

Apes.
- I find nothing better than ripping a burp and saying "apes" - Give it a go, betcha won't stop once you start.
One of my exgf also had huge pleasure removing 4 of my black toenails, with a compass point and scissors.
EDIT:
- Also love the smell of empty Guylian boxes(that expensive-ish Belgium seashell shaped choc) - I spend hours smelling the chocolatey/plasticy goodness.

- I work on Savile Row, I spend many a fag break giving touristy people directions. Normally I don't know where they're wanting to get to so I send them on a imaginary journey to lostness. Then scarper sharpish.

- And have a secret obsession/admiration with a certain David Hasselhoff. And I'm male. I just think he's great, nowt else dodgy going on I have you know.
( -:Coop:-, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:42, Reply)

setting fire to cats
then moonwalking on their charcoaled remains
(a_monkey_spanker, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:37, Reply)

Fun with tailgaters
Slightly different to the other tailgating stories. If you have some twat tailgating then simply flick your sidelights on for a moment whilst accelerating hard.

The tailgating twat thinks your sidelights are your brake lights and so hits their anchors. Meanwhile you shoot off into the distance, thus creating a massive gap & cheesing off the tailgater. Such sad fun

Be careful to make sure you won't cause an accident by making the tailgater slam on their brakes and some poor unfortunate sod driving innocently behind them ends up in their boot!!! Ensure that no one is behind the tailgater please!!! And of course don't break the speed limit!
(winagoldfish, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:19, Reply)

oo most of them are here actually,
getting rid of ingrowing hairs, spots, lack heads with pins.

Laying on my head on my cat and dogs, Stroking my girlfriends back and tatto,

The feel oh cotton buds,

Waiting till my sister gets in the shower and turning on all the hot taps [the sink in my room is closer to the water tank than the shower]

I love pins and needles, sitting in funny posistions untill my limbs go dead. I did this on the bus once and couldn't get off at my stop becuase i couldn't move. Most embarrasing.

I used to like licking all the cutlery before putting it on the table. If someone had pissed me off i lick it and wiped their cutlery on the floor AND OR my bum.

Having a smooth anything. Dont like stuble or hair that's not on your head/arms/legs.

I like making concoctions using citrus fruits.

Um, more to follow. Cant think at work!
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:14, Reply)

I throw knives.
In the kitchen. At boxes... the floor... doors... I'm getting pretty good at it. Unfortunately it's a rented house, but I'm also getting pretty good at touching up the holes with pollyfilla.

I once forgot about one stuck in the floor and my housemate walked into it with bare feet. He needed stitches. He still doesn't know why there was a knife stuck in the carpet.
( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:11, Reply)

I do many things.
I periodically turn into a cat. Not literally but I just love to meow, go round on all fours and curl up and go to sleep. As well as play with jingly balls. I used to eat the food as well, when I was about 5, now I cook my own food.

Also, when no-one's around. I clean stuff. I love cleaning places and stuff, as long as it's not my area.

Howling at full moons is a classic favourite.

Chopping bits of the hard skin off my foot and roasting it over a fire. Smells gorgeous.

I also love to to draw shapes along my arm. Well with fire or knives. It's purdy, and fun.

Oooh knives are always fun, my friends get scared when I have large knives because I think it's a great stress reliever to stab fruit.

I think I'm also addicted to adrenaline.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 15:04, Reply)

i have a few...
I salute magpies..... no so weird i agree...... plucking my eyebrows is very satisfying.. watch Buffy the Vampire slayer for hours at a time.. playing GTA when i get bored of Buffy.... i put songs on and then i look up the lyrics on the internet and attempt to sing the song perfectly.. sometimes i have to do it repetitivly if im messing up... wearing a pink thong that my mother doesnt know about and then hiding it with a bunch of CDs (including a porn CD that was lying around my old house... my brothers im guessing, dont ask, dont watch) after wearing it (and after washing it for a good ten minutes - its after im with my boyfriend so yea, not so dry..)...... hmm lets see, what else........ crying desperately into my pillow at night rarely but then not telling anyone is quite a guilty feeling... ack, picking my face until i bleed! sooo bad for my skin!!!!..... writing nasty/naughty/mean things in my diary (got about 7 of them).... telling my boyfriend fantasies over instant messenger mmm nice.......... biting my toenails hehe well i used to but now i have braces so that relationship ended swiftly. um..... singing songs that i have just made up in my head if im walking alone in the country in italy..... acting out a scene that i have just made up - usually just when im out of the bath so clothes are of the off............ oh speaking of bath tub.... MASTURBATING.. ok so i dont do it so often and i get to lazy to keep at it.. so basically, having my boyfriend's hands all over me giving me the best guiltiest pleasure/arching back tingles EVER! I LOVE YOU! (boyfriend, that is) *SIGH* multiple orgasms are the BEST! i dont care about the length, its your choice if you wanna read it or not!!
(bite_me38, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:50, Reply)

How to play Aggravation
First, you must understand and use Dave's Law: No matter how fast your auto can go, mine can go slower.
Drive the speed limit on any L.A. freeway and listen to the blood vessels pop. Fun for up to six players.
(Lister, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:47, Reply)

Mmm, fluffy
I love catching my cat sleeping on my bed, and lying down and resting my head on him like he's a big fluffy pillow.

I also make up songs about him and sing them to him.
(emgee, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:41, Reply)

Squishy
When I'm at the store, I like to squish the marshmallows in their bags. I don't buy them. I just leave them for other people to enjoy squished marshmallows.
(pk, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:34, Reply)

Numb
Spraying chloraseptic in my mouth until it all goes numb then spacking around like Joey Deacon. As an added bonus you tend to drool uncontrollably.

Jumping down as many stairs at the end of a flight of them as possible without permanent spinal injury.

Looking up naughty words in dictionaries, then giggling uncontrollably at the straight-faced descriptions of them.
( the_manhattan_project, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:34, Reply)

I cant keep it secret anymore...
You know the sleepy-dust crap that collects in the corner of your eyes? You know how it looks a bit like the pus you get in a big spot?

I get mine and flick it on one particular mirror in one particular toilet at work.

The cleaners have not cleaned it for months as a result. Now it looks like every zit in Britain has been burst against it.

I feel a sense of quiet achievement every time I add to the montage.
(I am the infinite monkey!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 14:32, Reply)