Retro gaming meets telemavisual movieland
IMAGINE! Classic retro games like Manic Miner, reimagined in sitcom/movie form

Laugh, as Willy and the Toilet Monster chat about life the universe and everything while a canned laugh track echoes round and round

Marvel! as Head and Heels run around the place like squirrels on crack, having hilarious movie based antics (Edward Norton shall play Head, Heels shall be played by Alan Rickman)

Cringe! at the marvellously bad 70s sitcom nonsense of lemmings as they shit all over the sofa and try to kill themselves.
(Each lemming shall be played by a clone of David Bowie)

Or something
( The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Mohamed Al Fayed
He's as mad as a box of frogs, and deserves the b3ta treatment.
( Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:21, Reply)

solving the problems of climate change
what will you do when everything looks like waterworld ?
( connor, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:48, Reply)

The Y-Men...
Ever wondered what happened to the not-so-superheroes? The ones who got the shitty end of the stick when it came down to being handed out the superpowers?

Create someone from the superhero Z-list, or perhaps modify an existing superhero (ever thought what else Wolverine could have instead of adamantium claws?)
(Tyburn Finds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 23:41, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Nondescript advertising
advertising the latest gadgets will all the interesting bits left out
( Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Bond Killers
The Bond villains have had some pretty odd ideas for disposing of 007.
Which methods are left to explore?
Show us!
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:49, Reply)

What if... you could have your doodle on the Google homepage for a day?
Google's competition is only open to American kids (http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-if-you-could-have-your-doodle-on.html)

Let's all have a go
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(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Subway are recruiting for "Sandwich Artists (TM)"
Was browsing the Subway website to find out when the new store near work is due to open. Nosing around, I happened upon their Jobs page. Apparently, the spotty Eastern-European that makes my lunchtime sub is, in fact, a Sandwich Artist (TM). I kid you not.

This news set my B3ta sensibilities working, prompting the question, what aesthetic wonders might an artist create if they worked in the medium of sandwich, as opposed to say dead animals and formaldehyde?
(JohnWatson66, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Post-apocalyptic Britain
Germs, terrists, financial collapse, we're clearly going to hell in a handcart.

But what will post-apocalyptic Britain be like?
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

"The merchandise they never made for games or films"
There's some very weird merchandise for games & films out there, but did they miss out?
Such as: www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/BubbleBobbleBath.jpg
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Real Painting Sunday
Either post a real painting you've done, or a photoshop of a photo that looks like a painting.
It's got to be better than pylons, right?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2008, 18:12, Reply)

Fly, my beauties, fly!
Any mad genius worth their salt has a legion of winged minions at their disposal, so why should b3tans be any different? Fire up the graphics software of your choice and show us what your avian flunkey would look like.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Inappropriately placed price tags
Perhaps there's a DVD cover, where the price tag, "ONLY £5" covers up certain letters of a word to create innuendo or something similar.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:53, Reply)

B3ta without the internet
What would b3ta look like if there was no internet? Would it be a newspaper, a pub? Where and how would all that happen? What would the jokes look like?
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Subtly
You know, for kids.
( The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 17:04, Reply)

High and low
What happens when high culture and low culture swap places?
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Sharia Britain
I was watching the news this morning and there was mention of the Archbishop of Canterbury and his latest blunder about Sharia law being inevitable in Britain and i was reminded of the stoning scene from Monty Pythons Life Of Brian. So fire up Photoshop and show us what "Sharia Britain" would look like.
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Legal illegal..
Ever wished that something that was legal was banned ? Like adding mayonaise to chips ! On the flip side, something illegal that most definatly should be legal. Like running people over that cross 5 meters from the crossing.
(clogdiver, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 12:41, Reply)

CHANGING BRAND NAMES
I was thinking around the lines of:

-HULA POOPS

-SLITTLES (Emo candy, taste the pain bow)

-SMOKA COLA

-KICK KATS
( thelastryan working on a technicality, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 20:19, Reply)

I do not obey social laws.
Show us what you would do.
(baybled, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:28, Reply)

A lions?
You know how your teachers try to get you to learn stuff by getting you to tell them about whatever 'as if' they they were an alien from the planet zog?
What would you tell a real alien about Earth?
How would our favourite celebrities and politicians do it?
( JojoThe3rd They WILL wear lapel pins., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 16:33, Reply)

B3ta scout Badges
Old one but this www.b3ta.com/talk/4421830
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 15:49, Reply)

And All Because The Lady...
Has syphillis :-D

Inappropriate advertising for inappropriate products.

Just take a famous slogan and apply it to something really inappropriate. Simple as that.
(Tyburn Finds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 23:41, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Seams
Seams are funny. Everybody can do seams, even the N00bi3st of N00b5.

What's more - everybody fucking hates them.

So fire up MS Paint and seam the sweet bejasus out of google images...
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Mock the Masons
what ARE they doing at their secret gatherings? Why the aprons? Are they a cooking-cult?
( c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Fruit Based Film Titles
Titles and Actors with Fruits in the titles.

For Example : The Naked Plum (The Naked Gun)

HellRaisin (HellRaiser)

etc...

Should be a good-un!
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

OW ABOOT...
Celebrity Death Parts take over the world.

For Example : Princess Diana's Blood Stained Hair Piece taking over the board of Mercedes Benz

: Jeremy Beadle playing the part of the Hand in the Addams Family

You get the jeist
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Lithps
What would the world look like if everyone had lisps?
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:40, Reply)

Hey Hey 4k!
Myth and Folklore tells of an age when an image challenge of pictures no more than 5k was bestowed on these fair lands.

Up the ante, and lets do it again but with the limit of 4k
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:40, Reply)