Roger Moore
The god-like genius that is Sir Rog surely deserves his own image challenge?

Inspired by this

EDIT: would tie in nicely with his
newly released autobiography

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't Trust Anyone Over 25
Having just read Cory Doctorow's brilliant 'Little Brother' which mentions b3ta and indeed this image challenge I thought it might be fun to do it for real...

The kids are revolting - how will they take over the world?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)

cthulhu (and the rest of the lovecraft universe).
even though most of us are familiar with the stories (if only through the internet and not because we've read them) and the great old ones pop up here at times, we've never had a full-on lovecraft compo. it's almost hallowe'en and therefore time to break out the madness. get kraken!
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Desk Creations
No photoshop for this one, just the clutter in/on/around your desk. Make something awesome with whatever tat is piled on your workspace, be it at home or at work.

Bonus points for creating NSFW things at work. Or robots.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)

kebabs.
the late night lamb sandwich, the stable of any less than sober person.

What else can they do? Where could they appear? Retro kebabs! Badly wrapped kebabs!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Exacting revenge on an irresponsible dog owner
Some cunt let their dog shit right outside my house, where, because it's autumn, the tree outside my house has shed it's leaves. So I didn't see the turd, and walked it into my car and unknowingly tranferred it onto the clutch pedal of my car. Being autumn, it was wet and cold yesterday, so I put the heating on. As you can imagine, the smell of baking dog-shit soon began to fill the car with it's meaty, rank odour. So there I sat in the stench of warm ordure, all the way to work. Lovely.

I have no way of getting back at the dog owner, who I imagine is probably sat in a cafe somewhere with a chilled glass of white wine and a croissant and feeling rather smug about themselves.

It's a rather narrow challenge in terms of scope, basically exacting retribution on an irresponsible dog owner.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Eveyone knows Sports is dull
... if it wasn't for the incessant drinking and increasingly less casual violence what would be the point?

So - my challenge idea is this: make Sports watchable while sober... take baseball, replace the bats with guitars and the ball with a watermelon and *BING* you've got something I can stand to watch.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)

Everyone's house is haunted these days
So grab your most blurry camera, and night vision goggles and show us what's going bump in the night in YOUR house (or garden). Bonus non-exisitng points if you use pics around your OWN house!
C'mon ghosts AND a chance to sneak pics of B3tans homes! (or gardens)


( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

______ Attacks!
Aliens, apes, birds, triffids, computers...

They've all had a go at toppling humanity from it's top spot on this little planet...
Who's next?
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Look forward 50 years...
How are today's celebrities going to spend their retirement years?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Rare STIs
I got peruvian scrot rot the other week and wondered if anyone else had been experiencing vomiting blood from their jap's eye or a crusty asshole.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:46, Reply)

Cheer up Tony Hart!
Tony Hart has had to give up drawing after two strokes, poor chap.

Let's cheer him up with a "Gallery"-themed compo. I guess Morph might make an appearance too...

b3ta.com/links/archive/1968/
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, Reply)

GAS...
We can all see what Solids and Liquids get up to, but what about the shady and mysterious world of Gas?

Time to open up photoshop and show us what Gas really gets up to, and also some hitherto unknown properties of gas.

/for the Americans here, it's the third state of matter, not petrol
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:32, Reply)

But when their powers combine...
take 2 unconnected things (eg a banana and Mr T), not exactly amazing by themselves, but what would happen if they were combined in a sort of squishy combining type machine thingy?

there might be better ideas, rather than mr T and a banana, but hopefully you get the drift
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:47, Reply)

another week of retro scifi as it has caused so many excellent images and much top quality hummus

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:57, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rebellious toilets...
... this idea came to me after the college loo broke, combusting all its contests all over the room and the corridoor like some horrific ass explosion.

When toilets rebel, it can often be the most hilarious thing ever.... or just make you boke.
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:05, Reply)

Useless Inventions
We have heard ideas for all kinds of completely useless inventions:

Solar powered torches,
Inflatable Dartboards,
Ash-trays for motorcycles,
The Labour Party,
Waterproof tea-bags.

Come up with some new ones, create the sort of crap that only people who watch QVC would buy!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:05, Reply)

An alternative to capitalism or communism?
There must be an alternative, SHOW US!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Paul Newman. The man. The leg end
Tattyshop a tribute the the end of a leg!
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sarah Palin (or all US candidates?)
Come on guys, this image challenge has already been started...


(Spankymonkey, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stick figures
Its simple. Anything with stick figures. Show us how they do stuff.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 20:11, Reply)

Evolution Revolution
With the world around us changing in ever increasing ways, what will be the next great step in Human Evolution?
Will it be as simple as an extra arm or eye? A chameleon-esque ability? Or possible even nuclear-propelled fists?

Show us what Yaweh has on his drawing board!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:52, Reply)

Dragon's Den
Invent something and pitch it to the Dragons.

The 'Dragons' of course, are your fellow b3tans - extra points for replying in the style of Duncan Bannatyne - and the top three will recieve almost 17p and a cabbage to market their invention.

Will you create the next Reggae Reggae Sauce?
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Brown needs ideas help him!
Gorden brown is screwed, his policies haven't worked and he is fast running out of time.
What can he do to get you to vote for him-
Give everyone a special handshake?
Turn into David Cameron
Take on the Iraq Insurgance by himself Rambo Style
Or Impliment a new fun policy like discos in schools!!
(Jeff Balls, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:36, Reply)

Tips for Bill Gates to spend his money on
Bill's fucking minted. He would wipe his arse on $50 bills if they weren't so rough.
Instead he can probably afford to pay someone to lick his arse clean after a dump, even after a night on the curry. He's that rich.

So what else should he spend his money on?
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:29, Reply)

What would celebrities be doing if they weren't famous?
Cluttering our streets drunkenly braying nonsense of moaning from gutters. Perhaps they would find alternative employment.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:25, Reply)

Could we change "image challenge" to "weekly challenge"? IF SO:
Create the most pointless blog in the world.

The blogosphere is full of people posting the minutiae of their lives, let's fill it up with more. What kind of mundanity are you capable of?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Human Slaves, in an insect nation.
ah ah ah ah ahhhh....
(shengus, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:14, Reply)

PLEASE TAKE THE P!SS OUT OF DAVID BLAINE
Just because he's a twat. Look at his upside down nonce-sense for starters...
(stu465 stu465, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 13:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)