I've got to get the back of house repointed at some point soon
fuck me it's expensive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha
It's funny because it's true...

newsbiscuit.com/2009/06/09/electorate-send-bnp-leader-to-live-and-work-with-foreigners/
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Following on from...
... www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post442483

I kind of combined Vipros and PorkyLips' recipes for hot toddies last night and in addition to still being here I got a full night's sleep for the first time in about a fortnight. Ayyyy.

Still had lots of lovely phlegm for breakfast with my coffee this morning but didn't feel so much like shit as I couldn't face my bike ride to work, and the ride really blew away the cobwebs. Fonzy-type Ayyyy :)

So, whilst I wouldn't call it a cure, things have certainly improved. Vipros and PorkyLips don't get a token for my arse in this case (probably much to their relief lol), but a cold beer is definitely in the bank for them when the opportunity presents itself. Thanks guys ;)

PS: Having another tonight - might well be medicinal but it's also quite nice
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So, what's up today then
Are you london based b3tans looking forward to tomorrows transport chaos? Makes me wish I lived there.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:06, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hello internet peoples
it's my birthday today.

my proper one that is.

feel free to pander and/or insult as you see fit.

EDIT: thank you for all the fluffeh replies :)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today's biscuit
was a Go Ahead Citrus slice.

Very nice. I may now eat my pepparami.

I don't need a poo yet. I may need a wee soon as I've had two cups of tea.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My office
is just next door to the RMT Union headquarters on Chalton St, Camden. There's a load of TV vans outside now waiting for the fat bulldog impersonating cunt, Bob Crow, to venture outside and make a statement. I think I may have to chain myself to my desk otherwise I might have to run outside and kick him hard in the nuts.

So, my question is - Who would you most like to kick in the nuts (or lady garden) and why?
( SpankyHanky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Holy shit
Safari 4 is beautiful. Got it last night before I went to bed, got up and am now currently sat at work and S4 is teh sex. It is sleek and beautiful.

Also, I'm bored at work, so anyone wanna help me out?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you happy internet people? Really are you? If you could change one thing about yourselves, what would it be?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

IMPORTANT CROW-RELATED DISCOVERIES
Ms Crow is presently in Strasbourg and has just emailed to tell me that she has found Le Pont du Corbeau - i.e., CROW BRIDGE.

I think this is a wonderful name for a bridge and that more things should be named after crows.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This morning's question
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=180337599697

should I buy these bitchin' hi-top Iron Maiden trainers?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:24, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sorry just have to share this fantastic piece of news
over the past 3 days we have had more then 100mm of rain! All four of our water tanks are full (will get us through the summer - more then we hoped for at this stage).
/loves rain.

In other news - chocolate makes you happy. so what food makes you grumpy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:38, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Time for a new comic!


Whether or not Picasa is co-operating and showing an image there, click it for the comic.

Feedback welcome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:58, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Be Nice to Spimf Day
But I would still like to announce today to be official Be Nice to Spimf Day.

I think he needs our love right now.

Everyone go gaz him with teh fluffeh kitties and stuffs.

Edit: Headline changed to make more sense
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:28, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A little puzzle for you
It's been done before, but I quite like it so here goes...

Imagine an airplane on a treadmill. However fast the wheels of the plane go, the treadmill matches the speed, but backwards.

Will the plane take off?



Discuss.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:22, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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‮̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕̕̕̕̕̕ ̋̌̍̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕̕̕̕̕̕ ̋̌̍̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕̕̕̕̕̕ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̕̕̕ ̌̍̎̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕̕̕̕̕̕ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̕̕̕ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̕̕̕ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̕̕̕ ̐̑̊̋̌̍̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̕̕ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̕̕̕ ̑ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕̕̕̕̕̕ ̋̌̍̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊ ̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̊̕̕̕̕̕̕ ̋̌̍̊̋̌̍̎̏̐
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:00, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

okay I'm off for my exam in 5 minutes.
bye my lovelies. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Since Wormulus has flounced, I think Chompy will find it a little lonely on here
so how about a nice OT welcome for her?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, 256 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just painted the window sills at the back of my house
they're blue.

delightful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fucking shitting christ
how difficult is it to buy a house exactly?
Very if you are dealing with imbeciles. Today I visited my solicitor to sign all the legal guff and start the completion. That is until we looked at the building plans.
I am purchasing a ground floor apartment with a wee little plot of garden at the back, however I dont have a back door, I need to walk through someone elses garden to access it.
According to the property plans the persons garden I need to traverse to access my garden is not communal access, its private property, which means it is impossible for me to actually reach my garden.

Better still at the front of my apartment I have a patio door that opens to a path and a small patch of grass. This is also private property, and not mine. So I can open the patio doors but as soon as I step out of the door im technically trespassing on somebody elses property.

What.

The.

Fuck?

This is clearly fucking wrong, which means after almost 3 months im no nearer completion, but, we have now proved to the housing association and the estate agents that we have never received the correct documentation, which means my 6 weeks to completion actually starts when they provide the right property plans, and I get a cool £1000 cashback, wheee.
But what a fucking palava this is!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New iPhone
announced.

Prolly being talked about elsewhere but meh.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm pretty fucking bored.
I've currently got proper full-on non-phone ON MY COMPUTER access to the internet and I've forgotten how to waste hundreds of hours a week online.

So please, good people of Off Topic, show me the way.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here I am
about 4:40ish. Been here since 8:25ish. Will leave about 5:10. Not yet done one single thing which could be descibed as work.
Apart from one phone call.

It has been a good day.

How's your day been?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sigh. Tube strike imminent
www.tfl.gov.uk/corporate/media/newscentre/archive/11854.aspx

How about a thread for venting? Either against the frankly ridiculous demands of the unions, or the horrible tone of the TfL press release?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This Air France plane
is a prime example of how the Black Box system has serious flaws.

The aircraft are in near-constant (if not constant) radio communication with someone on the ground, i.e. Air traffic control.

Why don't they use some of the radio bandwidth (lets say, 9.6kbp/s, or the quality of a phone call) to stream the cockpit musings to a safe place on the ground?

Surely it is better to have low bandwidth copies of the recorder, than to have no frigging idea where the plane fell out the sky, let alone whats on the black box?

Discuss.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Monobash at the Porterhouse
I can't make the London bash on Saturday, and given I'm going to be a 1st-time dad in July, I may never get to one. Just found out from work that I have to be in London tomoz nite - so I'm off the Porterhouse for a monobash.

Does this mean I'm sad, or just a total twat?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rudies
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( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)