I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
Oh yeah!

I came into work today to find a big box on the reception desk full of crisps and they're all for MEEEEE!

I sent an email to Tyrrells around Xmas telling them I thought they were ace (I was having a very slow office day and was after free stuff) and they only went and sent me a box of free crisps! Mwahahaha

Has anything nice happened to you today to turn your frown upside down?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:20, 114 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Disappointment of the day
On facebook I was invite to a group called

Dislike Button™ is Finally Here!

However it was not a group celebrating their tabooed hatred of Jenson look-at-me-I'm-so-fucking-amusing-I-have-a-button-tattooed-on-me Button but some shit about a button you can press to dislike people or things or something. I didn't really read it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:44, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Colder on the top deck of the double decker bus than outside this morning
not too bad outside. got on the bus and it was so cold my fingers started to hurt and stopped after I got off the bus.

Stupid buses.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:16, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wow. I was not looking forward to this QOTW knowing I'd see stuff that
my little brain can't/won't/refuses to allow process.
I've read every single fucking story on there, and not once freaked out. This pleases me immensely.

So, what's for breakfast?

Edit: Umm....just in case you don't see my post on there, I'm acutely emetophobic (terrified of vomit).

So, breakfast? I plan on getting up in 7 hours and making ham and eggs.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:50, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Coldplay hating
It could be IMPORTANT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:04, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just found out that al had been naughty stepped
So in retaliation I was going to construct a highly amusing or as close to highly amusing as I can manage piss-taking post as my alter ego: The Modgazzer General. After logging in though I was confronted with this message.

Your account has been suspended:

2010-01-06 comedy sockpuppet cleaning time!

Anybody else lost an account? I feel like a schizophrenic who's been cured - all alone in the world.

EDIT: Ahahaha, I see Gonz' picture of me made it to the Popular page. Quality.
( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:04, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sign up for this bash you miserable cunts.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21651


Picture of beach near Tourettes and Davros in replies.

I defy you not to go....Ooooooo!
My photographic skills do not do it justice.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:42, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

high res satellite image of the UK covered in snow
rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov/gallery/2010007-0107/GreatBritain.A2010007.1150.250m.jpg

from earlier, but much better quality.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:36, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Husband just told me
that marital sex is like Christmas, it's going to happen anyway so you'd better make the best of it.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:34, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today
me and the boss were testing a theory that if you spin around in one direction, then spin in the opposite direction one turn, it stops you from being dizzy. It worked a little, but made my face go or tingly.

What silly things have you got up to at work today?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:56, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just had someone be arsey at me on the phone
because I wasn't the person I thought I was, like I'd stolen that person's phone number

"We all have that number for her..we're family, see"

what have you got blamed for inappropriately?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:47, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw, bloody hell.
Photobucket has blocked the magnificent snow cock. Bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thou shalt not make CDCs out of rice
oddlyspecific.com/2010/01/no-rice-dicks/#comments
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)

how come I didn't know Al had been stepped?
I had to find out from bleeding facebook!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:39, 153 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love metcheck.com
They've only been an hour out so far with their weather predictions - said it was going to start snowing at 3pm it's just started now instead.

Edit: No question, just a statement. Deal with it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:23, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

More childishness
It's not always a cdc......
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:57, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got some t-shirts ! YAY !
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SMBC-DINOSAVE&Category_Code=
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QC-SCIENCEVERB&Category_Code=009
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SHEL-ANATOMY-SHIRT&Category_Code=
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:23, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just shouted at my printer
Ok, so we all know technology can be useful, but that is based on the premise of it actually working. I'm using a printer which rarely takes in paper, and then when it does, it takes over a minute to print a page of text. I may have just stood and shouted at it quite a lot.

To keep up tradition, a question: what's your most hated piece of technology?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:06, 166 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga Ooh-la-la!
I appear to have passed my end of year exams, although I'm still waiting on the confirmation letter in case the website is fucking with me. Could be a while since I think our postie is scared of snow. What surprising things have you found out today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:09, 168 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's so bloody cold I'm going into town at lunch to buy a hat.
Wish me luck.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:26, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So following yesterdays "stalkers dream"
Of getting as many people as possible to post the colour of their underwear on fb. What else could we get the nation to do in the name of charity?

Post the number of times you've had anal sex in your status to raise awareness for prostate cancer?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:49, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does anyone have
Monty's address? I've got one of those new 'The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars by David Bowie' stamps and I want to send him a letter.

EDIT: What are your favourite album covers?
( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:30, 86 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going out there...
I'm being surgically removed from my jarmers, I'm having a wash, I'm putting on the 70s racist boots, packing the distress flares and the polar-bear-repellent, and I'm facing the arduous TEN MINUTE WALK to work.

Woah, Nelly.

How will you be engaging in a spot of MTFU today?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 8:38, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chicago
Any b3tans live in or around the Chicago area? I have a 3 1/2 hour layover there on Feb. 15th and wondering if downtown is easily accessible from the airport?

Edit: Also, if anyone wants to meet up for a drink somewhere near O'hare while I kill time that would be nice.
I'll also be in Lafayette, IN from the 15-18 Feb.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:59, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A bit of a stab in the dark for B3ta but here goes.
Does anyone read chick lit. I'm taking some books over for my sister to Tenerife. She's twenty, likes chick lit and I'd like to at least give her some top notch stuff instead of the usual drivel they turn out.


Any recommendations. The nearest thing to chick lit I've read is the time travellers wife.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:33, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Artists or bands you once loathed but are now quite fond of?
MGMT and Duffy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:54, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Something new, musicly.
Find something on spotify, that you like, that you think most people here haven't herd before.

Here are a couple to get started, 'Crash into me' (A Bluegrass Tribute to Dave Mathew's Band and A Sleepytime Tribute to Dave Mathew's Band )
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:41, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So then.
Do you reckon he did it up the ass?SFW
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:39, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)