The Guardian has stopped moderating my posts
And I've just used 'shirter' on pam connelys blog column thing.

Shit, I need a question... Erm... That Kickass movie looks the utter tits, what are you eagerly anticipating this year?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:46, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BEARS
Last paragraph: it is possible to hybridise grizzly and polar bears to make some sort of über-bear.

Which animals would you hybridise? I'm tempted to try and hybridise carrion crows with ostriches to create a race* of enormous novelty crows.

*_{Possibly an army}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:29, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cross your fingers for me folks

I've got an interview on Wednesday. Same place but different department, more pay and, crucially - I'd finally move up a 'band' to management level, after a decade at 'senior NCO' grade.

I tried my suit on this week for the first time since...well, probably since my uncle's funeral in 2005 and, surprise surprise, it's a little bit tight around the middle. I may have to purchase a pair of those special magic-pull-you-in-pants tomorrow (or borrow Mrs G's).

Anyway, France vs Wales should be good tonight.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:58, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wipe that fucking grin off your face!
Today is my last day in this job then I have a week off to move to Dublin before starting another job. In four hours, I'll be down the boozer with the lads and lassies and many, many drinks!

Hurrah!

So... what are you grinning about?

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:33, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Geeky help please. First time asking.
My sister needs a new powerpack for her monitor but has been quoted £30. I figure I can get it cheaper on the tinternet but need to make sure I get the right thing.

12 volt
4/5 amp
+ to tip
2.1mm dc jack (I can only find 2.5mm)

Anyone able to linky to correct item to purchase please?

Edit - Having looked again I think the price she's been quoted seems reasonable. If anyone knows of cheaper than please let me know.

Fanks!
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:50, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Afternoon all!
I should be cleaning up right now.
Motivate me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:04, 93 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning all!
I'm in a very good mood this morning, for several reasons.
1. It's payday
2. I've got a night out tonight with several mates
3. I'm only working 2 days next week
4. The police called me last night, told me that the Scrote who stole off me has finally been taken into custody and charged. He's been given his court date, so things are finally happening! I'll be getting money back soon, and he's likely to be fined a rather large amount of money.
5. Liverpool won last night.

How about you lot, what's making you cheerful today?

EDIT: Whoops, sorry. Started making this thread a while back, didn't realise someone had posted since. Actually, it looks a rather boring thread, so I'll leave this here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 8:41, 132 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I woke from a nightmare
so here I am, until I can get back to sleep.

I don't know why, but somehow seeing celebrities with cats makes me have a somewhat higher opinion of them than I previously held. No matter how much of a twat I think they are, they can't be a complete waste of skin if they have a cat.

Well, except for Regis Philbin.
( Wanderer, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 8:34, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEH............

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 1:01, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is a thread purely for
telling Lab that he is GOING DOWN IN THE STOBART GAME. I am unbeatable and will remain so.

You can tell me what games you are unbeatable in but I probably won't care
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 22:22, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I WANT ATTENTION!
look at meeeeeeeeee!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 18:58, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm pleased about the new QOTW
only because I get to use one of my favourite (true) phrases.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:19, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's ever so cold out and I'm ever so tired.
Can I come in please and put my feet up in front of the fire and maybe if it's not to much trouble have a bite to eat and a blanket? I promise not to be any trouble.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:51, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just had my annual appraisal
I used the word "cuntbeak" and the phrase "disconnected nouveau riche smugfuck" in it.

It went rather well!

You lot had appraisals yet?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:02, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Al is approaching dangerous Vipros levels of smugness
and needs to trip over a dog pronto.

Discuss
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:06, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I went to see Mastodon last night
they were astoundingly good, I am amazed that a group of people can not only be technically that good at playing, but actually know over an hours worth of very complex progressive metal off by heart.

My car has also been returned to it's usual state of noisiness by the nice garage round the corner, the new hard drive for my laptop arrived and was installed without any problems and I've managed to get adobe acrobat working properly on my desktop again.

So all in all, things are going pretty well for me at the moment, and I don't want to tempt fate, but last week I wasn't very happy at all as lots of things had the potential to go very wrong.

Why are you feeling generally pretty good about life?

no depressing shit about being an alcoholic or anything please, it's your own fault if you can't stop drinking, don't try and make it my problem.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:11, 143 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As an extension of BGB's thread,
I'm listening to my new CDs today, and I keep hearing some lyrics that made me think of a number of you lot.

"I am the stranger staring
At you and what you're wearing.
May I undress you with my eyes?"

What lyrics remind you of B3tans?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:32, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey kids! it's rhyme time. Make a rhyme about a B3tan.
I'll start.

There was a young scouse girl called Roota
Who liked to chat away on her puter
She'd mention her nan
Of which she was a big fan
And her work at the deli which did suit her.

Sorry but couldn't find anything rude to rhyme with Roota.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:05, 148 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning all
I'm in quite a lot of pain today, had to walk to work. It's about 2 1/2 miles, mostly uphill, and my foot is still sore. It's now even better because it's got a huge motherfucking blister on it, which also hurts like hell. Also, due to walking funny, my knee and hip are both sore. Basically, I'm a bit of a twat.

Ah well, payday tomorrow!

Come on /OT, tell me what's bad and what's good in your life at the moment?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:36, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oooooooooohhhhh, boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
I'm eating a Maltesers Bunny at the moment and it's awesome, like Galaxy chocolate with a malteser center.

They're AWESOME, seriously, awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:10, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tomorrow should be an interesting day.
I am being interviewed by the local newspaper for an article on the transition from illegal alien to legal alien and the difference in attitude towards me (white & English) as opposed to those illegals of the Hispanic population.

So it should be interesting to see the comments that are made in the online edition.

So, what you lot up to tomorrow (by that, I mean Thursday).
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 5:28, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New Stuff
Damn it, I need a new job, washing machine, microwave and now new tyres!
Does everyone else need everything all at once also?
(Magrat rockin' your undies since, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 1:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

CURLING!!!
Anyone else watchingit?
Thrilling fo shiz!
Out of the whole of Team GBR and VoiceOver and shit I hear only
one English voice.
GBR my arse.
Which is exactly where you can shove that fucking Act of Union shit!
Fo Shizzle.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 0:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not trying to push down BGB's thread but I have a technical query
I finally have a phone that works online, but I've found it to be terribly slow. I remember I downloaded another browser to my last phone but I can't remember what it was now. Can anyone help please?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 21:02, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Listened to Bigelf on youtube.
Enjoyable, but the kind of stuff I was listening to twenty years ago.

What else has made you feel old recently.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:59, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

MORE GEEKERY ! _and_ delivery* news.
I bought a "copposite av cable" for my iPhone. In my bedroom, I have a telly, but I couldn't watch anything like Freeview on there, because of the shit reception.

Now, I can stream movies from my Laptop, watch iPlayer, 4od (via YouTube), Movies I've actually downloaded to my iphone, music and radio.... all through the TV !... Plus it charges at the same time.

I no longer have to take my laptop to bed with me to do the same job, which I'm trying my best not to do any more as I get distracted and find it hard to get back to sleep. The cable was a lot cheaper than getting any other kind of Media Streamer thing, and a lot more conveniant, as I can put it in my bag when I go somewhere, like my mums, and want to watch something on the big telly there that I've downloaded.

Plus I finally bit the bullet and got Windows 7, as my version runs out in a few days.

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY ! GEEK WIN !

* What was wrong with the last thread? Nothing, I just missed it and wanted ATTENCHUN !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:29, 70 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BFF
Can I get a list of these BFF pairs please, I missed that meeting and want to know if there's anybody good still left? I'm also being nosy.

Or if you're outside of all this cliquey crap, who wants to go see Hot Chip with me on Saturday in That London?
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:14, 208 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My friend Beth Delbridge is missing :(
Beth has been missing since around 6.30am on Monday. She was in her British racing green Volkswagen Golf (Registration N678 HCV) and is believed to be missing in the Helston/Falmouth area - although she could be elsewhere in the country by now. I know its a lot to ask but can you just keep an eye out and if you see a British racing green Golf check the number or maybe stick up a poster or two for me? www.coolstf.com/beth/Beth1wthfixPDF.pdf
( Peej, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)