OK let's talk about CARS.
Not really.

I found out some fascinating stuff about C11th Chinese siege warfare last night. I was especially interested in their early (the earliest recorded in the world, in fact) forays into the world of chemical warfare.

They made ceramic bombs which contained powdered human shit, and ground up beetles which caused skin blistering. Anyone caught in the blast radius would have skin lesions which then became infected with poo-dust. How fucking cool is that?

Tell me something else cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:12, 302 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BEST THING ANOTHER HUMAN HAS EVER DONE FOR YOU?
alt: Plastic surgery - yay or nay?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:00, 118 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dull-starting thread got even duller.
Let's talk about transport, not seen that done on here before.

What do you drive/ride and why is is awesome/shite?

If you are a user of public transport with no wheels of your own, is this through choice or necessity and how do you make it bearable?


Alt: What should the Government be doing to aid your form of transport and or hinder others?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, 134 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning cunts
I'm in an odd mood today. Good kip but lots of work ahead for sportscow. How the fuck are you lot this fine (i.e. not raining) morning?

Alt:
What could you not do without?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:04, 267 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Anyone up for a bit of work? We got some going and I know a few people are always on the look out.
Work: Data entry in regards to bikes on a new website, mostly removing duplicates.
Time: 9-5, Thurs 8th, Fri 9th and mon-friday next week.
Cash: £10/hour
Where: Farringdon (EC1)

Gaz me for any more details. It's a good foot-in-the-door for a totally awesome sports media company too.

Please popular page this. No mongs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:54, 81 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So, Tanks.
What'as you favourite Tank?

Alt: What's your least favourite Tank?

AltAlt: Call me bent for starting a thread about tanks.



I reckon my favourite, had it ever been made would have been the Ratte, but I'll plump for the Soviet IS3. Piccies will be in replies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:11, 66 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am going to Wemberly to see England tonight.
What are you doing in your pathetic little hovels, except bumping uglies and spawning lots of little drains on society?

Alt: Lennon or McCartney?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, 225 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've found the ideal event for Monty
kickingandscreening.com/ - A film festival to engage, connect, and inspire soccer and film enthusiasts through the celebration and presentation of soccer/football culture.

Not just because he's really into film, but also because of how much he enjoys a good football discussion.

What events would you send a b3tan to?

Alt: Lunch, but only if it's interesting. We wouldn't want to bore anyone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:45, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sorry for blaming Mike woz ere for Joey Dekion's lovely penises.
I'm starting a new thread seeing as no-one else has and that last one's gone shit.

Losing things.

When I was a semi-professional DJ I used to lose on average one mobile phone a month. Then a year ago I lost three £50 wallets in the space of four months.

Do you lose things a lot? What's the worst? References to virginity will be met with a disappointed sigh. Also, any replies referring to 'loosing' things will be met with ARSON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:41, 126 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I wish Mike wozn't here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:23, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Post gnomes in me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 0:20, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'ollyoaks L8er on tonight, looking forward to that.
Got a home constructed pizza in the oven, happy days. My body falling appart this morning seems to have mostly gone away now too, which is a bit good.

GENERIC EVENING THREAD

After living at home on my todd for a week now I'm convinced that I'm being haunted by eaither ghosts or aliens and reffuse to watching scary films for the time being.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:27, 212 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you could change something about your personailty, or gain something about it, what would it be?
I was just thinking that I never talk to people on the phone, I think I would have loved to call people up and talk about nothing for 20 minutes or soo, maybe even an hour. I think it's the one skill that has stopped me from having relationships with people. I can talk to my ma' for 30 minutes or soo every day, sometimes for even longer... but when it comes to friends and potential girlfriends, i find it quite hard. I donno why, online I can chat for england.

Do you chat on the phone to people for ages? You know, that cute stage where you're like "No, YOU Hang up" and all that? Do you just talk about every single detail you can think of? I've noticed all the people who I know who have good relationships have the gift of the gab.

Should I make a checklist of things to disguss or is that over thinking things?

Alt: What's your phone number ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:57, 266 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Big thread is big
Here's something: www.avitable.com/2011/09/05/wheres-my-reply-okcupid-prelude-to-a-lawsuit/ - someone set up an OKCupid account for this guy touting for gay sex, and ended with a rape fantasy including the guys real home address.

What's the nastiest thing you've done to someone?

ALT: What's the nastiest thing you've had done to you?

Alt alt: What nasty thing do you have for lunch?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:54, 140 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well that thread's not got much else to offer.
What are you fucking shit hot at? Better than everybody else you know?

Blow your trumpet, no other fucker's going to.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:45, 287 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The last thread has inevitably turned into insults and what food we've all eaten. Time for a new one?
Anyone seen the new Ant & Dec show, Red or Black?
Is it not the most pointless "gameshow" you've ever seen. I'd say it was on a par with Deal or No Deal on giving idiots who don't actually have to do anything a chance to win money.

ALT: What advert is really pissing you off at the moment? For me it has to be the new Haribo one. "oh so smooth! Love them soft!" AHHHHHHH!!!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:02, 272 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What the fuck is going on around here?
I'm hearing rumours of flouncing, who's left and why?

I expect a full report by the time I get off work tomorrow.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 2:50, 152 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm bored.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:03, 29 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sunday afternoon boredom.
We've just tried shopping for school shoes with a teenage girl. That was fun.

Where is everybody?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:44, 103 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Does anyone here have a famous namesake?
Jeffington's mention of the BTCC reminded me that I have a direct namesake who is a well known BTCC driver.

Obviously I ain't naming no names.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:15, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tiny little men are mining my brain matter with pickaxe and hammer
so I am off down the pub for a breakfast.

Is there anything fried pig can't cure?

How's your Sunday looking?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 10:54, 23 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lego Batman
Lego Harry Potter, Lego fucking Star Wars... My kids got me hooked on the stuff. What other Lego games would B3ta like to see?
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 22:52, 51 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well, I reckon my sister will struggle to get her eldest off to sleep this evening.
She'll be regretting letting her watch Doctor Who I'd imagine.

Anyone doing owt fun tonight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:48, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have hoummous
it's quite nice if a little bland. I have pepped it up with some tabasco and some worcestershire sauce.

MMMMMMMM.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:39, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)