Oh man, someone broke Gonz.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:05, 80 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That thread's too shit. I called THAT.
The Olympics: genuinely good for the UK economy long-term or a stupid waste of money, guaranteed to be an international embarrassment marred by terrorism and greedy tube drivers holding us to ransom?

My natural inclination is toward the latter - however the investment in East London transport has been good for me personally, and for the value of my flat.

Alt: PIES. Best filling (you fat sweaty cunt)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:26, 212 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That threads too long I called it.
Hey look www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSBkK2B6AfI&feature=share
A cat got on a football pitch yesterday, how'd he do that eh? Crazy.

What's the best thing about cats?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:22, 100 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This place
Has gone downhill, what would you do to inprove it?

Alt; Proudest childhood achievement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 7:48, 196 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've just written a rude letter to Crispin Blunt
When was the last time you wrote a letter and to whom?
( WormuIus, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dayshift! At ease!
Evening shift! Form up!

What are you looking at, you 'orrible lot?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:27, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hate the 80s cos the 80s were shit.
What song lyrics do you agree with?
What song lyrics do you disagree with?
When was the last time you stopped to collaborate and listen?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:09, 158 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Okay, let's not talk politics.
I'm going to Australia, I like holidays. Do you like holidays? Where are you going and when?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:10, 154 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hey, all you unemployed or soon to be unemplyed b3tans. Stop fucking whining, look:
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/feb/06/minister-disabled-no-shortage-jobs

There is no job shortage, there are fucking loads of jobs, you're just a bunch of workshy cunts for not getting one.

Hey, the government said it's true so it must be true.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:00, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Telephones
I've just had a 'failure to communicate' with a relative. They called me on the landline and launched into a tirade about me 'never using my mobile and what's the point of having one if you don't answer' etc etc. I then asked said relative if they withheld their mobile number? 'Yes' came the reply. I then informed them that I never answer withheld numbers - ever.
Youd've thought I'd just announced I was lightly grilling a baby prior to a marathon chicken-buggering holiday on the moon. they really didn't understand that someone could actually NOT answer a 'phone!

Do you, gentle reader, answer 'withheld number' calls? If so, why? My own logic is, if you don't want me to know your number, I don't want to talk to you.
Discuss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:42, 98 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Urgh. It's going to be a loooong day today.
Having been drunk as several lords for two full days I feel fucking weird. I had a michelada for breakfast yesterday morning and things did not improve thereafter. What did you get up to?

Alt: Snow. Do you have snow where you are? Do you like snow? Do you like Snow? Or perhaps you find the idea of a bespectacled white Canadian singing about 'licky bum-bum' to be in some way ridiculous?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:26, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've just read the top story on last week's QOTW
and it occurs to me that Pooflake could repost it on this week and win again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:14, 142 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So then.
Who is coming out to play on the 18th? Stunned has put details in the calendar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:34, 92 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

SUPERBOWL!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:33, 16 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Anyone who mentions the snow today is a fucking cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:26, 17 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do you like my new icon?

( WormuIus, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 3:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

'noon

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:51, 107 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'ning

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 9:38, 77 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This evening shall have its very own thread
So what are you all doing this weekend?
Anyone want to tidy my old house?
Or bring me tasty ribs?

alt: isn't that enough? What is the best thing which is red?

edit: OK alt alt: why are you a shit boy/girl?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:15, 176 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have got a job!
Heard yesterday I have got a new job, starting on Tuesday, as head of brand strategy and marketing for a large plc, with responsibility for three large restaurant chains. Initially for 6 months but it could be extended for up to 2 years.

So my question is: what work around can I use to access B3ta through a company firewall?

Sorry to stomp on your thread Bobby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:46, 106 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WEEKEND THREAD. Who's doing what? to whom? why? and where?
Alt: most pointless musical instrument?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:40, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

News link of the fucking month
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study--conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html

Check the hilarious comments!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:01, 150 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thread is dead, that's what I said.
1. Best film soundtrack or TV theme ever? I am torn between 'The Warriors' and 'Grange Hill', personally. 'Dirty Harry', 'Ironside' and 'Monkey!' also contenders.

2. Weekend plans?

3. Nommy nom nom. Nombies.

4. Siblings. Got any? If so, are you close? Perhaps you hate their fucking guts. Maybe they hate yours. Maybe you are a fucking bumlord. Tell the class.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:50, 232 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bad news for fatties
Boffins in the US reckon that there should be a sugar tax:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16822533
What do you think? Can we finally rid the world of fat people taking up two seats on the bus? Would this merely be another way to raise revenue from poor people? What would you tax instead, to raise more revenue?

Alt: Remember when Quentin used to piss most people off? Now he seems to rule the popular page. How did that happen? Is his theory correct that people hate 'swipey more than him? Is it all just a big popularity contest? Who cares anyway?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:24, 97 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

London Pride, Fursty Ferret or Old Speckled hen
i will be drinking some of these later as I have tomrrow off! What are you doing tonight tomorrow or this weekend?

Alt: write me some wanking corporate bollocks to go in my end of year review.

altalt: would you still like breasts if they were furry? What else isn't furry but could be?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, 259 replies, latest was 14 years ago)