What has been the biggest falling out on this forum?
Users in question, links to the thread etc would be appreciated.

Alt: What is you favourite song by the band/artist you hate the most?

Altalt: What is the best and worst thing you can draw? I draw a vampire pretty well but I can't draw a car for shit.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:17, 56 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have just dealt with a Chief Inspector Bacon.
I don't suppose criminals have ever laughed in his face about that little piece of nominative determinism eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:15, 152 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Question of the Week vote
And this week guaranteed SHED-FREE

CLICKY
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:37, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

lifechanging decision day
done.
how do you view change? essential to progress, good as a feast, or to be feared and where possible, tormented with pithcforks, fire, and an angry mob of sun readers?

alt: what's more important to you, money or free time?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:50, 69 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well that thread was shit.
GOOD THING/BAD THING THREAD.

Tell the class one good thing, and one bad thing. Anything at all, something about you, your life....or things unrelated to either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:54, 165 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning B3TA!
Two hours ago the sun was shining and the skies were blue, the day was full of promise. Now it's clouded over and it looks like rain - quel surprise!
Tell me dear O/Ters, what would you do if it was sunny and you had the day off? Beer garden and a slow wobble home? Catch up on gardening? Rampant sweaty sex in a seedy back-street hotel with two rent boys and a crackhead hooker? Let your imaginations run wild and fill the pages with speculation.
Alt: £79 million (est) jackpot on the Euromillions. Would you do good or squander it in a coke fuelled orgy of excess?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:22, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Gid moaning.
What a morning. Caught a later train than usual, listened to some Fuck Buttons, then DJ Shadow now on to Galaxie 500.

So tell me- when were you last a 90s throwback quender?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:18, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Stolen from reddit.
If you could pick one moment in your life where you could see your life Split into two timelines And get to watch the other play out, what moment or decision would you pick And change to see that timeline play out whilst still living your current?

Alt; vaginas
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:55, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

American Series what make a good one? Should it be Sci-Fi? War?Police? or any other........
Is it the acting, the budget, or the amount of eye candy that attracts you to start watching yet another one? we all know they milk em till the audience stops watching. So no real ending.

Alt:Have you ever acted or been caught on telly/media in any way? if so how so? and what was your 15 Mins. of fame like?

Alt.Alt: What programme/series do you think b3tans would make, name the b3tan and the programme.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:44, 70 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So, Zombies
One of Monty's favourite bands etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:49, 86 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Shiny New Thread Time
sportscow's Problem Thread

Post a problem and invite other b3tans to help
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:53, 129 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What did your relatives do in world war 2? One grandfather was a tail gunner like off of that Memphis Bells fillum.
The other was a doctor and stayed in Ireland.

Alt: boobs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:50, 95 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I hate working from home
I feel completely useless.

I bought some stuff called "4head" yesterday 'cus I had a headache, its quite good, its a gel you rub on your forehead and then it burns (like you've just eaten a medium-to-hot chili using your forehead), but it worked a treat.

What's the most exciting thing coming up for you over the next few months?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:07, 85 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good news everybody.
Syria is kicking off again, www.guardian.co.uk/world/middle-east-live/2012/jul/18/syria-crisis-damascus-diplomatic-battles-live

Looks like Assads brother in law and security chief were both killed by a suicide bomber during a meeting. Bomber was a bodyguard for one of them, a number of other high profile cunts are injured.

Yay suicide bombers... seems weird saying that but I think of it a bit like Operation Valkyrie.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, 97 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

bit slow on here today innit
what childish things secretly give you pleasure?

alt: do you have a middle name? will you share it with the class? and would you ever hyphenate your surname?

altalt: too early for lunch? i'm going here today: www.gntrbt.com/food_menu.php hmm. balls or sliders. what a choice. they also do a fab "do it yourself threesome", where you get a bottle of prosecco and 3 different purees to make your own bellinis.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:11, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What a bunch of tossers.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18879828

Did you ever belong to a quasi military uniformed thing as a kid? I was St John Ambulance cadet, had a little bag with bandages in and looked a bit of a prick.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:51, 106 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning.
It's far from that, but hey ho. I am struggling more than a little at the moment.

I was reading about 'coach potatoes' this morning. Not quite sure what they are, Metro, you fucking wankers. Apparently we're the third most sedentary nation in Europe. Only the Maltese and the Serbs are worse. How embarrassing, eh?

What is it about a nation's behaviour than lends itself to a lack of exercise? Could it be our long hours culture here, I wonder? We cannot blame the weather: surely the Norwegians and Finns would have a better excuse. The Maltese I know nothing about, and the Serbs are of course bull-necked Slavs and are little better than lumbering beasts.

Alt: I am really starting to loathe the Olympics. Every company under the sun is putting out ever-more-tenuously related ads: there was one for fucking TAMPONS which they'd desperately shoehorned an Olympic theme onto. Olympic periods? Jesus fucking Christ. This isn't a question btw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:41, 123 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Slow night?
Where is everybody?

Not you Harters, not you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:09, 61 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread, new thread, my kingdom for a new thread
And by "kingdom" I mean an unkempt vegetable patch, a box room at the top of the house smelling of old beer and stale man-sweat and a Sega Master System (defunct).

What do you estimate your wordly possessions amount to? I reckon my CD collection, taken as one item, is the most valuable thing I own. Unless you rate it based on how much it would fetch now, not how much I've spunked on it over the years. How depressing. I've also got quite a nice telly.

Alt: What massive void in your life does b3ta fill? In my case it's a substitute for human interaction during my working day, because my colleagues are even meaner than you lot, and not half as pretty. Except Rebecca*. Mmm, Rebecca*.

AltAlt: I don't know, favourite monkey




*OK, OK... Barry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:07, 139 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm off to a Weatherspoons in a bit.
Who wants to judge me?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:04, 35 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What is your favourite vegetable OT?
I like carrots. I could munch on those fuckers all day. Tasty stuff right there.

Alt: What do you like that no other fucker appears to like? How do you go against the grain?

Altalt: Which user on here is the most wide open, no regard for personal security online and all that shit? Lax motherfuckers, that's what I'm after.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:09, 253 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What are your views on chuggers?
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1583627_government-report-could-spell-the-end-of-chuggers-on-manchesters-high-streets

Or in general, directly being asked for money on the street? Including beggars or Big Issue?
Haven't thought of alt yet, suggestions?
Edit, sorry, threadstomp.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:59, 144 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So I'm staying up to finish a practical report for organic chemistry.
And I keep popping in to make sure you're all still alive and snippy.

Why should I not worry if you're not posting?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:58, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Documentaries.
I like documentaries considerably more than those bent box-set shit bollocks everyone has a fucking wank over. I was shouting at the televsion only last night in a 'Father Jack' manner, whilst viewing a doc on Stongehenge which had some of the worst-supported speculation I've ever seen. I also watched one on 'Black Metal' which was hilarious - best line: 'there was 'Dead'*, dead...on der bed'.

Quality.

Tell us about a good - or appalling - documentary that you have seen.

Alt: wank on about Star Trek or some terrible US drama instead. I despise you.

Altalt: what's your current food 'thing' that you're milking? NB saying 'milk' will only make you even more loathed.

*some metallurgist's ludicrous nom de plume
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:16, 239 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning pricks and tossers.
The sun is shining in London and I have freshly brewed coffee. Pass me a croissant.

What were your careers aspirations when you were young? Did you always really want to stack shelves or count paperclips or have you let yourself down?

Alt: What’s your favourite box set? I’m rather enjoying Jericho at the moment. Recommendations of other series please.

AltAlt:This evening I will be drinking with B3tans. Again. Will I ever learn? Despite it being a ‘school night’ who will get in to the worst state? My money is on Stunned.

AltAltAlt: shit off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:21, 223 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bring out your dead.


Cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:57, 132 replies, latest was 13 years ago)