Hey guys,
I realised that I shouldn't let work get to me, I am wasting energy being annoyed by idiots. What winds you up at work? Any good stories about idiot customers? Did I tell you the one about the guy that shit himself? That was well lol.

Alt: What gets you upset outside of work, when I ride motorbikes I was much calmer than now, I get angry driving my car sometimes,

Altalt: what do you enjoy most about work and life?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well i asked earlier but no cunt replied.
WEEKEND PLANS?

Extra points if they involve a pulled chorizo cayke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:50, 208 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Popular board member Pyschochomp has put Racelswipe on ignore
because he owes her money and she wants to see pictures of his cock to compensate her.

Tell me a story about a time someone owed you something, or a time you owed something to someone.

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I once drove Baldmonkey to a complete breakdown by getting married.
What's your most successful act of trolling?

Alt: (◉~◉)
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:12, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, I think it is clear that the overwhelming view on 'that shit' is 'fuck'
I'm bored with all the truth being told on here.
As Fleetwood Mac once said, tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
Go.

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:01, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When Oscar Pisstoryarse is in Prison, do you think they will take his blades away?
And will the RAF drop him a new pair?

Alt: Lovely day isn't it?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:01, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No Gazzes today please
Badmons Dukaz has had to borrow my in box for the over spill of all the tit gazes he been receiving.
Who was/is your hero?

Alt: How did your valentines evening go? Was it all Harlem Shake or Home alone Jake?

Alt:alt: It was World Radio Day on Wednesday, are they any decent radio stations left? What do you listen to radio-wise? If you could only listen to one radio station for the rest of your life what would it be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:45, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning.
Looking forward to the weekend? Any plans? I haven't. I was in bed by half nine last night too. Rock AND roll eh? What a load of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:42, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yahyahyahok
alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:11, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright alright
do you have any limits/boundaries? what are they? (so that we can in no way cross them)

alt: it's supposed to be a psychologically tested fact that 4 x your annual salary is enough to bribe anyone to do anything. would this work for you?

altalt: i am buying chocolates for my valentines date berk tonight. what should i get her?

altaltalt: what question you would ask if battered forced you to start a new thread at gunpoint (so threat of kneecapping) but you had no questions to ask?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:16, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that thread went well
Back to the topic of Cavy being dumped.

What are the best times being single, care free, and unattached
OR BEING IN A MARRAGE FOR 15 YEARS BUT THE RELATIONSHIP IS ONGOING FOR 21 YEARS OHHHHH FUCK I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING SINGLE HOW CAN I CLAIM BACK ALL THAT TIME?……….
Or being married?
Alt: Here are some supposed reasons to be all Kronley this Valentines.
metro.co.uk/2013/02/14/valentines-day-10-reasons-its-ok-that-youre-single-and-alone-3445031/

Why does Dorner look like a Fat LL Cool J?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21452105
Lookalikes who looks like who?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:27, 213 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank you Nakers for the highly amusing and original tribute of using my username & adding a full stop to it.
Would someone please send me some industrial strength tape? I need to put my sides back together.

EDIT: Congratulations to Nakers on becoming Badmons Dukaz
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:38, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:19, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's being some more misery to Valentines Day
Biggest relationship failure?

Alt: longest period of your adult life you've been single?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:28, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Romeos and Juliet’s
So a romantic day? Tales of love won and love lost, indulge us with your tales so we can all have a laugh*.
metro.co.uk/2013/02/14/top-10-failed-marriage-proposals-on-valentines-day-3475150/

Alt: Also today is the birthday of George Ferris so Google informs me. Without his wheel where would we be? What ground shaking inventions that serve no real purpose could you not live without?

Alt:alt: (◉‿◉)
Poor Cavy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:31, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YOU'RE WELCOME BATTERED!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:57, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, Lighty's spending tonight crying and wanking.
What are YOUR romantic plans?
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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:57, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening all
I've just been speed dating. A surprising number of the ladies were "would" (or if you prefer "wood") and apart from a couple of menkles were all v pleasant. Apparently I go on their website tomorrow and mark the ones I fancy, at which point I suspect they'll want more money from me, but whatever. I booked it while drunk and went because I figured it might be nice to meet some new people, if only for 4 minutes.

What have you done to push your boundaries lately?

Alt: talked to any strangers lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:52, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A thread for Jeff
Tell me what you think Jeff would like most for his tea, if he could choose anything.

Now tell me what you think Jeff would like to drink, if he could choose anything.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:07, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New thread time,
Tell me a joke about your favourite b3tan. Or a b3tan you'd like to bully.

What's Broadsword's favourite harbour town in France? Brest.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:01, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

two windy pig threads in one day eh?
I've got a couple of hours free before I go back to work again, what should I do?
What do you do if you have a couple of hours spare?
I might play computer games, or read a magazine. Or take the dogs out.

Alt. Colleagues most irritating behaviour, one of my bar girls keeps inviting me to vaudeville raves, and insists on playing shit folk jangle music and insists I will really like it.

Altalt; Did cavy get laid or what?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:21, 271 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:41, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright fine I'll start a new thread
Nicknames. Have you ever had a nickname? Can you appropriate a nickname for a fellow b3tan? Preferably something above a Baldrick level of cunning, "Cunty-chops" or "Juggs" will not suffice. I was known as Bez at school because I hated my surname. Then the Happy Mondays came along and ruined my fun, although I doubt they noticed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:33, 227 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so, I've been wondering about you lot, and how you came to be in such a place,
Most of you seem to have lives away from here, kids, and families and girlfriends and home brew kits and epilepsy and all these things, and seem fairly settled (there are of course exceotions), so I'd have thought it would be you that all slowly disappeared, and yet we have lost the shut ins and nutters. There are some great stories about old bashes and bertdowns and crazy bou. But where did they go?
Why is there no new ones?
What is the glue that holds us all together?
What do you think of the person posting above you?
Shall we give darth a hug he seems a little sad?
You.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:07, 270 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Consolidation thread
I got a stinking cold on Saturday, headache, deafness, blocked and runny nose, the works. Today I am better, because I'm fucking nails.

Are you nails? or are you a Hypochondriac wimp?

Alt: I'm making horse bourgingon tonight for my date with the Pope tomorrow. What would you cook the head of a popular religion?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:12, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

At Darth's request
a thread about Bras.
they make me do this face: (◉‿◉)
how about you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:08, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)