Starting a new thread


Simply trying to move that bloody big parrot down the page
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:38, 229 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

erryone chill, I got this
MOD EDIT: He's a very nice parrot, but some people have jobs to think of.

FRANK EDIT: well now you can edit the cunting line breaks out of the thread above this one

What's the biggest thing you've ever stood next to?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Uuuurrggghhhhhhh
It's 'book day' or some shizzle at my nipper's school today, so she's gone to school dressed as her favourite book character The Cat in the Hat.

Who would you dress up as if you had to do the same?

Alt: who's your favourite character from literature and why?

Altalt: Got to sleep at four. When were you last a complete fucking spastic? I am dying here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:12, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck that shit. When's Frank getting here?
I want some high-end parrot action.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 7:14, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Doctors.
About a week ago I found out that (supposedly) Shambolina is a real PhD. Of "Maths" no less.
To say the least - I was mildly impressed, having seen my mum go thru getting a PhD I understand what the workload is to get your thesis approved by the uni, presented and then printed.

Then I had a think about it.
Shambone spends a lot of time on this site (I can give regular time-frames), apparently he works as a consultant and has a young family.
Where does all his time go. Particularly for study (he's been a member for 9 odd years don'tcha know).
But there was something else. Niggling at the back of my mind.
And then it hit me. I remembered a young lady getting her doctorate on the same night my mum did.
Her PhD was on "The Impact of The Klingon Lexicon as part of Modern Language".
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
So. All due respect to all the people on b3ta who have spent years studying, presented their theses and got a piece of paper. I salute you.
But remember there's someone out there who got theirs by watching Star Trek.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 6:31, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

12th beverage of the evening. Oh dear. This won't end well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:09, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Seeing as there is no one around I’ll post
So Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention
What do you regret?

Alt: Who would you like to go out with on the piss?

Alt:alt: Who would you tell to piss off?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:43, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dullard's evening thread?
why aren't you at the secret bash?

Alt:least favourite housework. has to be washing up for me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HIiya gang!!!!
Yeah it's me Monty you know off the internet? Just wanted to say hi!!!!!!

I hope you've had a nice day today. Mine's been great!!

No negative replies in this thread please! x x x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:00, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

While we're on a taboo day.
Is there anything that really makes you lol that most other people find really seriously properly offended?

Alt: I started the new Tomb Raider game last night, it's pretty amazing, very cinematic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:07, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Starting a new thread.
Just so I can show you someone I saw in York the last time I was there.

Pic in replies
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:55, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Apart from the internet, what sort of things do you take too seriously?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:54, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a bit livelier on here today innit, are you all skiving?
We all get a bit desensitised on here (like YM's fanny /ac). Is there anything left that genuinely offends you? What is it?

Alt: who deserves a punch in the cunt/mancunt today?

Alt alt: lunch? I'm abstaining due fo the secret bash curry later on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:29, 285 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that Cornish nonce and his 300 posts
wine made me sneeze last night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:28, 239 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have one of those odd friends that believe everything David Icke says and think the masons run the world
He is pissed off today because of this image HERE of the queen with a masonic woman! He says, and I quote "these so called people need to be stopped yesterday!" he even went to that 10 hour David Icke thing at Wembley and thought it was great.

I know several Masons and they are generally to drunk to run anything.

Who really runs the world?
( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:33, 295 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that shit.
Guess (or correctly identify based upon personal or photographic evidence that you have seen) a B3tan's famous lookalike.

EXAMPLES:

Gonz: Duff Goldman from Ace of Cakes
Nakers: Ben 'we call it aciiieed' Fogle
Me: Gary Oldman in Harry Potter
EmVee: The Child Catcher fro Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, if he joined Ned's Atomic Dustbin

ETC

GO!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:32, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that shit, Frank's Vinegar Strokes image is on the popuLOL page.
Well played, all.

also: Al is a cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 7:32, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jeff
Agadoo
just sayin'

Alt fuck you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 2:08, Reply)

I think that threads dead
Pandatron, share links tell stories

Alt: Creepy posts who is/was the creepiest person on b3ta
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:12, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Spitting in a wishing well, go to hell, crash, I'm the last splash.

What's been your favourite ever qotw scandal?

Mine was chompers telling spankyhanky that he wasn't as funny as he thought he was.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:44, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right alcohol related thread
If you could only indulge in one type of tipple for the rest of your life
What would be your choice?

Alt:What drink can’t you stand?

Alt:alt: Hot drinks and alcohol is there an acceptable one?

Did't notice that one Fanks Frank
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:28, 227 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My Audit went ok thanks for asking guys
Have you all had a fun day? xox
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:31, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey guys
Does anyone have any good holiday destination tips for the coastal areas in Devon and Cornwall? Preferably Devon as it's not as far away.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:40, 213 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm boycotting the tradition of asking a question
talk about whatever you want, go on, try it. you don't need me to hold your hands
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:18, 237 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

vanity searches
who was the last person to mention you in a search, and what did they say? i can blame AB for this:

Basically, we should have a thread speculating what Swipe's fanny looks like.

(Amorous Badger very well-regarded amongst the modelling community, Mon 4 Mar, 20:23, 3 Replies)


alt: who was your last gaz from/to and who should die in a fire?

altalt: lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:05, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Listen I know it's bad form to stomp and even worse form to post IRL information about other posters
but I found a well LOL picture of Dozer that I had to share. See replies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:33, 182 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rules of life.
What rules of life do you believe to be true?

Mine include:

Fit on the phone, add two stone.
Spring starts when you see the first twat of the year wearing sunglasses on the tube.

What are yours?

Alt: favourite description for a vagina?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:23, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that.
My father is currently in Belize building a school or some shit. He's 70 in a couple of months. Plumdozer is in his 30s and yet still walks around with Metal Mickey shit stuck in his face, and dresses like some bent sk8 kid.

Do you do things you really should have packed in years ago had you any dignity? I know I certainly do. Perhaps someone you know embarrasses you with their refusal to age gracefully.

Tell us your tales of embarrassing parents etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:01, 183 replies, latest was 12 years ago)