Ok Tuesdays are generally shit
What else is generally shit (My threads normally)

Alt You have a 10 minute amnesty to punch/ kick any one person in the world, who would you like to give a quick guilt free kicking to

Alt alt, DLT likes to grope, have you ever been groped or have you groped anyone, I used to work in a night club where there were often hen nights and I can safely say that my cock would be bruised by the end of the evening without seeing daylight.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:31, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Proper tough guy stuff
Make up some lies about how "fucking hard" you are.

Alt:
Soft as shite stories
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:03, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is proper tough guy stuff
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/28/doctor-fights-shark-stitches-up-leg
Could you see your GP doing this?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:42, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Please summarise your perceived level of your own cuntishness on an average day in one word and score yourself out of 10

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:30, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright
Alt: go eat a generous portion of monkey shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:28, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In honour of Chompy, a newslink
seems Ringofyre is up to his old tricks still...

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10571012/Man-posing-as-woman-on-online-dating-site-retreats-after-two-hours-following-sexist-abuse.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:46, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where's Chompy when you need a good news linky, eh?
Still I stand by Rory's bullying of him as an acceptable price to pay.

Alt: Trierweller - deserving slag or woman wronged?

AA: Is your part of the country about to flood or be frozen solid?

AAA: Animal porn - too much love or exploitative?

GO!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:26, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What are you having for lunch?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:02, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jobs
Do you like your job? Is it well paid for what you do?

What is your ideal/worst job?

Pick a job for a b3tan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:28, 229 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah hahahahahaha


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahayeah

yeah

hahahahahahaha

haha

yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well it's cold, wet and icy. I'm knackered. I'm here until 8pm. It's Monday.
Have you got a crap start to the week or is it better than mine you fucker?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 7:36, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where's Battered gone?
Boy, I'm getting rusty at this b3ta lark. What were your past *things* you can no longer string together?
*sucks Werther's Original and waits for tumbleweed*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:38, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Look at you all acting like you've got something better to do on a Sunday. Pathetic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 14:02, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone wanna buy a video game?
www.ebay.com/itm/221357006206?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 10:42, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Saturday night
The voice
Splash
Take Me out
Suicide

take your pick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 19:56, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Crikey
Just nipped out for some cigarettes, 2 minutes after I get back it's a bleeding hurricane out there.

How's the weather in your neck of the woods.

My parcel still hasn't arrived, Royal Mail fuckers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:40, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha


yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning.
I have the joys of a kid's birthday party today. Not mine, someone else's. With a hangover this will be bollocks. How will your Saturday be? Good, bad or indifferent?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 8:11, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 6:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)