Technology Fails
Tell me tales of your fails when it comes to the realms of technology please. I found two games wedged into the Wii this morning, explaining possibly why it wasnt working properly. I also managed to electrocute myself in the neck when reaching behind some old networking equipment many years ago

Alt:
With 6 months of 2014 gone already, how has your year been?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 13:52, 192 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

come on losers
let's get you talking about food. the government is going to ban consumption of one meat (or type of lentils for tangles). which should it be?

alt: are you a goody-goody or a wild-child? how do you rebel?

altalt: i have a cold, some fresh orange juice, some raw nuts and a file on my desk. what do you have?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:17, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So. Farewell then
Jeremy Paxman
Journalist
And much loved
presenter of
Newsnight

We never did
Find out if
Michael Howard
Threatened
to overrule
Derek Lewis

Alt: Hi, morning, how are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:49, 80 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Thread's dead baby, thread's dead.
I've had a smashing weekend helping Blousie to celebrate her birthday, although I fear I got a wee bit too blootered on Saturday night as I can only remember sporadic incidents after we'd been for dinner. I expect I'll be haunted by the odd flashback for the next few weeks, resulting in me trying to cram my fist in my mouth. When did you last want to cram your fist in your mouth as an unwanted memory came flooding back?

No alt; that's just the way I roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:09, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's your karaoke songs?
You've all done it at least once.
I normally do a bit of Ed sheeran (gay), Snow patrol (gay) and Keane (gay)

Gay.

alt. In the event of a zombie outbreak or even warfare, what would you do?
I reckon I'd stock up in the city and cross country. See if I can't get me boat and get outta dodge.
Or. Bunk up in a shopping centre.

altalt. dunno lol.
How has your day been?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:37, 57 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh, for fuck's sake.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27876300

Alt: Shit off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:20, 94 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I lost my virginity on the 30th May 2000 to a girl I was very much in love with, thought it was great and was glad I was 18 and not 14 like my mates
Do you remember the date you lost yours? Was it crap? Do you still speak?

Alt, I have a 1994 dark green 1.6 VW Polo, mint condition with just 56k on the clock. What shit car do you have that you love anyway?
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:54, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I found a company that did this a couple of years ago, but they stopped doing it. Now there is another: www.goodwood.co.uk/experiences/experiences/learn-to-fly-a-spitfire.aspx

WANT.

Ever thought about learning to fly a plane?

Alt: what would you like to learn?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:26, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A 32 stone scotsman walked into a hospital and told them he was going to stop eating whatever they said
so they might as well monitor him for science. He ate nothing for 382 days and lost 19 stone.

www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm

I just ate half a 15" pizza. How's your weight? Do you diet?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:24, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Going all CQ here
What is the best thing that has happened to you so far in 2014?

Alt:
The Wurst?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:08, 91 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Aw, I just got 2.0ed over on qotw :(
Who have you upset recently?

Alt: I hope frog managed some kind of reconciliation with his old man yesterday. Who aren't you speaking to?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:11, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

FOOOOOOOD
This weekend I went to a food festival just along the road from me. I came back with banana habanero chutney and some Crazy Fred's chilli sauce. What was the last odd/great thing you bought?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:19, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Pricks.
How has your weekend been?
The party mansion was nothing short of epic. I tried to update you all on my journey from Nottingham train station where the only thing in near vicinity was the job centre.

What's on our sunday evening agenda? Im getting a takeaway and stocking up on lost nutrients
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:45, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening scuzz buckets and cum garglers.
I apparently have offended one of my mates today by declining to attend his 'Football BBQ' at 10pm this evening. When did you last cause upset IRL?

Alt: I am pleased to announce that tonight IS a night for lime & chilli chicken. What are you pleased to announce (if anything)?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:18, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What no new thread for over 12 hours, don’t tell me people on here have changed and now actually have a life?
So all this kickball at the moment love it or hate it, it’s pretty much going to all you hear about until England gets knocked out again so…
If you love it how do you accommodate all the late matches into your working life?
If you hate it how do you avoid the constant media attention, gossip at work Etc?

I’ve finally got round to watching “Breaking Bad” just finished watching season 1
Recommend something else worth watching*, I’ll throw out “Band of Brothers” which was an excellent mini-series.

* MM really isn’t worth watching
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 12:56, 14 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

does anybody know if DBT still has the squits?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 22:10, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bowel update, have not squirted since 13.00, my dose of the shits is over hopefully, may attempt toast soon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:32, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Friday night thread! Whatcha got goin on house whales, shut ins and internet nonces?
Alt: most "famous" person you've met? We're they a prick?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:41, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

As everyone seems to be out this weekend
Pub tales
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:30, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Muggy cunts, mugging people off. The mugs.
If you were a biscuit, what sort of biscuit would you be and why? Obvs Swipe would be a soggy biscuit.

Alt: Spit or swallow?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:13, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What the fuck are you knobs doing that's so important you think it's acceptable to go all quiet?
Alt: Lunch
Altalt: Has anyone said weekend plans yet?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:14, 159 replies, latest was 11 years ago)