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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning compadres
Anyone here know about restrictive covenants in employment contracts? More specifically, are they enforceable?

Alt Q.
Best undiscovered/non mainstream guitarists? Y'know, the ones you've seen/heard and are waaaay better than any of the fretwankers held up to be 'Guitar gods'.
For me, has to be Catfish Keith.

Enjoy
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:39, 241 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Not a clue, sorry
Alt: I love what Seasick Steve used to do on his 3 string guitar, that was superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:48, Reply)

Seasick Steve Billie Joe Armstrong
his 3 my one
guitar banjo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
The fact you've likely just had to look that up shows your obsession with me being gay has just gone too far.
Let it go Monty, you're just not my type.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)
It was a good strikethrough though!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Google is your friend
www.out-law.com/page-7086
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:05, Reply)
I don't think Steve Hillage gets enough credit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:33, Reply)
Depends on your seniority within the company
and on whether the restriction can be called reasonable.

I have a little experience - feel free to gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:40, Reply)
Frank Smith from Les Fleur de Lys

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:44, Reply)
I don't think the guys from Sunn O))) get enough credit for what they do with tone and texture.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Tony Hill from The Answers, The Misunderstood & High Tide.
He was fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)
He's fucking shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
You're only saying that because he resisted your advances.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Haven't the foggiest, I'm afraid
Just thought I'd answer the alt:
Matt Schofield, Joanne Shaw Taylor. Also the beautiful but diminutive Japanese girl who joined me on stage at a blues jam earlier this week - I thought little of it when she came up with a Les Paul slung round her shoulders (well, apart from "It's almost as big as she is..."), but when she took a solo, fucking hell that girl could play. Any blues fans in London would be advised to keep an eye out for her and bundle her into a box and post her to my address
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)
I bet you 'took a solo' when you got home that night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:58, Reply)
it depends
any restrictive covenant over 6 months is hard to justify. Also depends on whether your previous agency/employer find out.
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:02, Reply)
Could you sign my copy of 'Rocket To Russia' please DeeDee?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)
depends on the wording.
eg not to work in the same industry for 3 months within 1 mile of the office prob would be. not to work again for 2 years in the uk would not. also depends on job, level of seniority, salary, nature of work etc.

exaggerated, but you get the point - see what it says, even if it sounds reasonable, are they realistically going to sue you if you breach it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Good morning to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
hello lover
how are you feeling, all better?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I'm not toooo bad, thank you. Not tip-top but been worse...
I've seen my child twice this week, have an overnight stay on Saturday up to 1pm Sunday, then another overnight on Tuesday.

This is very good stuff.

Busy weekend ahead?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I have the "joy" of a 4th birthday party for my daughter tomorrow
with 28 under 4s running around like nutters
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)
28 of them? Fucking hell rather you than me, old bean.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I'd rather you, actually!
At least its nowhere near our house though! And there is a bouncy castle and cakes. I'm trying to sell it to myself at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
holy shit that sounds horrendous!!
*doubles pill dosage*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Indeed!
Anyone got any tranquilisers that disolve in KiaOra?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
this is lovely news
Up north this weekend for various family birthdays, as always stupidly packed schedule - dinner tonight, over to derbs on sat, clubbing in town sat night, yorks on sun... On plus side am having massively overdue haircut (new year budget cuts, am saving 200quid by having it done in cheshire not knightsbridge) and can't decide whether to leave it long and red or to go short and dark...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
What, you mean a 'Gary Coleman'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
it's curly enough without a dead dwarf afro
But thanks for the suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
It was a lame 'short and dark' joke, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Don't ever apologise for being you sister.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)
as the suggestion came from YOU though
I am 9.9x more likely to act on it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)
If you
go into a hairdresser’s and, with a straight face, ask for a ‘GaRy Coleman’ and then refuse to elaborate when pressed, I promise to

a) join Facebook and then
b) set up a ‘fan page’ or whatever those ghastly scrotes call it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
A Gay Coleman??
That may be something else entirely!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Oops. Not something to ask for in a hairdresser's, of all places.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)
It's a David Coleman combover with pink highlights.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Haha!
Its a good look
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Since no one else actually helping
www.out-law.com/page-7086
as everything it's a yes/no answer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)
taking legal advice from a wiki-esque website
is like diagnosing your own illness on google - worth every penny you pay for it!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
It's not really an effective comparrison
because, you can get all diagnosis for free on the NHS and he's asking for general advice on /offtopic.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)
...and is therefore clinically insane.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
More sage words....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)
sure, if you don't count paying tax every month
Then yeah the nhs is totally free.

But also that's only if you go down and see a doctor. The nhs are never going to recommend google as an alternative medical resource!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)
it's not really wiki-esque though
because that implies that anyone can add content
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
anyone could put advice out there yeah
That's why law is so difficult, all contracts can be interpreted and re-interpreted and re-re-interpreted. Or misinterpreted if you are responding to the other side on their ridiculous suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Sage words....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Hmm, wasn't this link posted over an hour ago?
You're getting slow, Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
ha, I hadn't noticed that
Chompy fail
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I COULDNT FIND MY GLASSES SO I WAS LATE IN

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
The CAPS LOCK key is over
there *points left*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
THANKS THAT MAKES IT MUCH EASIER TO TYPE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)
It does when you press it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Did your dog eat your homework?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I actually once had to give the excuse my dog had vomited in my bag, on my homework
It was fucking true!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Course it was.
Sure it didn't happen to your 'brother' when he was round Neilly B's jamming on some 80s metallic riffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Yep, it was,
Also, considering my brothers and I went to school only a few miles from where he grew up, is it really such a shock that such words could have reached a school there?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
No-one believes this ridiculous charade.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I don't think it's that, mainly no-one cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
my brother's flu has turned into pneumonia
and he is now in hospital. Unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
That is not good at all.
Is he generally in good health?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)
same thing happened to my sister-in-law
We got to jamaica on 19 dec, she got into bed and didn't get out until we flew home on boxing day. Then dr sent her to hosp as it turned into pneumonia, she only got out on mon. None of the rest of us got flu at all, it looks awful. Your poor brother!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Hope he's ok dude

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Sorry to hear that chief
Unless he's got a history of bad chest infections he'll be fine and dandy in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
thanks everyone
he is generally in very good health, not much history with any medical stuff so he should be fine.

He has been ill for a couple of weeks with flu though, so I hope that the pneumonia was caught soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
It can take a while to get over
but it'll be fine the prognosis for someone over 5 under 70 is very good.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Wombling free?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
that's what I like to hear
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This might help,
www.nhs.uk/conditions/pneumonia/Pages/Introduction.aspx
some people hate reading about that stuff, but I find it helps to know some facts if I'm worried.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)
cheers
I prefer to know as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Unless ‘The Sweeny’ and ‘The Professionals’ has lied to me
The appropriate course of action is to sneak some booze in for him.

Hope he gets better soon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
As long as he doesn't get Dr Tinkle from 'Carry on Doctor' he'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Nurse I dreamt about you last night.
"Did you?"
No, you wouldn't let me

HYACK-HYACK-HYACK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)
'I'm a meeean I tell you, a meeaannnnn'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
It's an enigma, Matron, an enigma.
I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Wonderful stuff. I might watch it this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)
tesco had the entire box set of them on dvd over christmas
they also had the entire "scooby doo" in a dvd set shaped like the mysterymobile. i really wish i hadn't been tempted to buy it (for the nephew and nieces, you understand).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I am a huge 'Doo' fan.
'Goober & The Ghost Chasers' was better though. My best pal used to say I had made it up, until I got all the episodes on DVD. It was basically a poor man's 'Doo' but the dog was fucking great and could turn invisible. Hilarity ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Monty...likes something?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This sounds fucking shit

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
scooby was v funny
i was watching it with the nephew over christmas and there was a bit where shaggy was being bricked up somewhere by a ghost. he looked at the camera and said "just my luck to get caught by a phantom who just happens to be a master bricklayer in his spare time" and it made me laugh a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
god, i had such a crush on jim dale when i was little
didn't take me long to move onto kevin costner (but only in "prince of thieves", nothing else) and patrick swayze though.

in fact, patrick's toned bronzed muscular back can still make me turn to jelly in the french-knicker department, even though it's probably not looking too hot these days.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)
What isn't, 'the french-knicker department'?
I'm sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)
you're not funny
well, you are, but that wasn't.

in fact i'm not wearing french knickers today, so they are looking lovely all silky in the drawer at home.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I don't know, and I can't say.
This incredibly useful device comes to you courtesy of Lampers, Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Of course they're enforceable
Depends on the drafting, reasonableness, and what you intend to do post employment. Without giving any details that's all ya gonna get bubba.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Or you could gaz frisbee adam
I hear he makes a mean cup of tea in the law office where he used to be employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
This is crazy advice Rory
Next you’re going to say that you can be taken to court for breach of contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)
First rule of litigation
Have you got a pot to piss in?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Justice doesn't have a price Rory
*stifles laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Society inherently unfair shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)
life isn't fair rory
suck it up, there's a lovely little bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I always break down in floods of tears whenever they show african kids with a face full of flies on the news
How annoying must that be? Still, their bellies always look full so they must be well fed.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
So do I
Tears of frustration at how these woolly leftists can be allowed to apply strong arm tactics to attempt to engender sympathy for these povvos. I mean, if they're not prepared to help themselves, why should I have to carry more dead weight with *my* wage slip?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
We need to parachute David Blunkett and his dog if necessary into some needy African Village, he can dig a well for them or summit
I'd watch that effort on tv
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
not as sorry as i feel for people
who blame schools/the tories/hitler/everyone but themselves for not doing some work at school and getting a job.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Send those fuckers to Africa, and see how they get on
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
What I particularly like
is the way you posted this question early today, and yet you haven't bothered to come back and thank any of the people who have actually bothered giving you some useful advice.

Which makes me wonder why you bothered posting it in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Terrible form.
Hello, Master Al. How's the knee?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Much better
Yesterday I had to repeatedly climb over a wall and carry a load of sacks of bentonite down some stairs. I'm going to see the chiropractor again today for some more back crunchy goodness.

How's your knee and boobs?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Bentonite
Is that poisonous to Crowsephine?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)
I wish, I could have wiped him out ages ago.
No, it's a very high plasticit clay used in sealing standpipes into boreholes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Sounds like a job for....WATERPROOF TROUSERS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Oh boy
I wish I had been wearing some waterproof trousers yesterday, I got really damp around the knees.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
waterproof trousers don't help
when you have pissed yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
You need £100 wellies mate.
I've got mine today, they are...basically they are some wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Ooh dear. Can't believe it was dislocated and no one realised (that's what happened, right?)
My knee has only been twinging a little, it's fine for the most part. The Stingrays are sleeping at the moment. They're pissed off as no one seems to do sports bras above a D cup and I genuinely don't want to knock myself out.

I amused myself yesterday by running down the steps in the library and one of them made a break for freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)
The Stingrays?!
Did your boobs kill Steve Irwin?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
He saw them and realised he'd never get any closer to heaven without being dead
so he stabbed himself in the heart.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Jeff's pet name for them
After I posted a picture of them from the time I was dressed as a stingray.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)
:)
JeffTheTitNamer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I quite like them.
But they're not exactly flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Bumps are good.
I like lady-bumps.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Them too.
Breasts are brill.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
The stingrays?
Have you named one "Troy" and the other "Tempest"?

EDIT - dammit, always refresh before replying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I may just name them that.
Beats Ronnie and Reggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Barbara Windsor's fucked your tits?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
My tits love their mothers.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
He may not have internet access at work, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Since when was being fair
part of the internet?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Sorry Al
I forgot where I was for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
HALIBUT!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
ROOOOOOOOTTTTTAAAA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!!!!!
How are you my dear?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)
I'm areet like!
Your bitch is visiting me tonight.
I miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Oh boy
I was thinking about him last night. Me and the wife are planning on cycling to where he lives in the summer and I was going to see if we could stay the night, but then I remembered you might be moving somewhere together.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)
He's got a flatmate who wears ballstranglers. I wouldn't.
But yes, hopefully we'll be elsewhere.
But what with jobs and houses, and my GIANT flat full of shit, how will we ever get to the same place? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
oooh, al
i love it when you're fierce! do me, do me...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
You shouldn't get your hair cut short
When I meet you I want you to look like you do in your photos. Drunk and wearing a bathrobe and holding an iphone in front of you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
You wanted me to pose like that!
I thought you had a specific kink, but you were just trying to me look like Swipe!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
And me!
I thought I was special!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)
You are very "special" monty. Very "special" indeed.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)
that is pretty much every sat/sun morning to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)
But the bash is on saturday night?
What am I going to do?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)
play your cards right
and get lucky with one of the girls who is staying at mine
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Who's staying at yours?
And where is yours? And will my wife find out?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
at the moment i think i have LAAK, berk and rakky
and me of course.

mine is on high street kensington.

and just tell your wife that all 7 of us raped you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)
If all rapes were like that, I would imagine the conviction rate would drop even lower.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)
you have to pretend you don't like it though
and beg us to stop. we like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I'd be all like
"No, no don't put it there, no definitely not that, no, don't you sit there while she's sitting there, mmmmmfffff mfffffmmmmmmfffmmfff mffmmmfmfmmffffmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmffffmmmmmmmmfmffmmmffffff"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
this made me laugh
also, do a little sick. but then laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Coroner's report:
White male, approximately 30 years old though hard to tell due to historical pie abuse. Died around 0500 hours from dehydration caused by perpetual and explosive ejaculation, aka The Gush. Lipstick, along with bite and scratch marks, occupy 90% of his body. Severe anal dilation. Jaw appears to have been broken for approximately 2 hours prior to death, swelling and rigor mortis causing it to be stuck into a permanent grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
i clicked this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Ta luv!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Will there be enough room?!
Remember, I live in London so it's not essential I get a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Are you seriously trying to talk your way out of that nork fest?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I'm trying to be polite.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
i am planning to boot the flatmate over to her bf's that night
if she's still with me by july.

so 2 of you can have the spare bed, 1 in that room on the camp bed, 2 on the double sofa bed, 1 on the airbed in my room and then me in my own bed. it's all good. i have millions of people crashing over all the time, am quite used to it.

there is also lots of floor space/another sofa, so i think we'll be fine. i am much more concerned about running out of mirrors/towels etc when we are all getting ready!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Oooh bloody hell, must have a big flat!
Thank you for letting me stay. I'll be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
it's big enough for parties!
actually it's excellent for parties, because the lounge is big and the kitchen/dining room are big and open off an archway from the hall opposite the lounge, so people can minglise quite easily.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I'm sorry but I'm leaving you.
You just said 'lounge'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
you're leaving me
when i am (apparently) hosting an orgy with the most beautiful women on the internet?

as if!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)
And you didn't comment on "minglise"?
It sounds well nice, and if we're pubbing in Ken or thereabouts it'll be easier for me to get back. I think the only way of getting home from there that doesn't involve multiple buses is one 61 min journey :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I stopped reading in disgust
when I got to 'lounge'. It could have said 'nommy zombies' afterwards and I would be none the wiser. She's on 'ignore' now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)
It actually said there was lots of room in her lounge for all her nommy zombies to minglise
whilst listening to David Bowie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)
No doubt they minglise on the 'settee'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)
What exactly have you got against "lounge" and "settee" then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)
well
it will no longer be me, pressing him into the cushions as he moans my name in ecstasy, let's put it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)
If that's the case, room for one more?
Nope? Thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)
what
you want to be the only guy there with all those women?

fancy that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)
In all honesty, I think I'd be thoroughly uncomfortable, so a hostel will do me fine!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Sorry, did you say something?
I wouldn't know because I have you on 'ignore'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)
we know you don't really mean that!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Precisely the same thing I have against
'serviettes'. They are common terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)
What about lavatory?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)
the word 'toilet' makes me feel physically sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)
How about bog, or shitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Listen, AA.
I'm going to be quite firm with you now - I really don't fancy you AT ALL and your attempts to get me involved in some kind of tawdry 'cottaging' episode are both pointless and rather offensive.

Try to move on with your life - somewhere out there is a man who will be right for you, I'm sure. I hope you take this in the spirit in which it's meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)
HAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
that is the proper term

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Didn't Kate Middleton say the wrong one? I swear she said lavatory instead of toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Her mother said 'toilet'.
She used to be an air hostess. Peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)
thank you!
it IS a really nice flat, i am totally spoiled, but i am always happy to share my spoiled good fortune!

the pub i have in mind is actually farringdon, as that is about as central as i can think of, rather than dragging everyone out west, and it's easy enough from euston/kings cross for the northerners. so about 30 mins in a taxi from mine, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I'll be coming from Marylebone
But if it's within zones 1 or 2 I'll get there no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)
it's v easy from marylebone
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)
30 MINUTE TAXI?!
Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)
*Reads*
In London, about 200 yards, but someone will have stupid shoes on and be unable to walk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I never do taxis.
I live by a place with buses to pretty much everywhere. I'm probably at most 3 buses away from anywhere in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)
FACT OF THE DAY ^
Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)
MY LIFE IS FASCINATING.
Would you prefer this:

In regards to the treaty: Aeneas begins as he “originated the arrangement” (Servius) Fowler: is the hero, and perhaps to contrast the “roman dignity and tranquillity of Aeneas’ speech” with the “greater fervour of that of Latinus, which seems comparitavely wanting in self-possession” pg 60
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Stingray is better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Just a quick point ...
Didn't someone else ask if this was the Fence you were talking about? I only ask because their website says they're closed on Saturdays. Of course that could be out of date though ... ?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)
How many people can you fit into the bathroom?
I've noticed over the years that women have to go for a piss en mass, if you can't get 7 people in your bathroom, then you might have a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
They can all squat over swipeys bed

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
dunno
the bathroom is about 12feet by 15feet i think, from when i bought it. it had a ridiculous wooden four poster bath in there too, if you were taller than about 5'6 you could not get in the shower, my bloke hated it.

the new bathroom, however, is one of my best features.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
*Reads*
Swipe is proud of her plumbing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I can see it now, barging each other out the way of the mirrors
Twenty different hair dryers/straighteners/curlers plugged in hap-hazardously, empty bottles of Lambrini strewn across the place and "Here come the girls" playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
After a few bottle of wine one of them will make a harumph noise
and the others will ask her whats wrong and she'll go "It's my breasts, I'm just not sure they're firm and juicy enough" and one of the others will go "But you have lovely breasts, mine aren't as good, here, look" and then another one will go "No look at mine, they are nothing like as good as hers".

I saw this on a documentary once so it does happen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I think I saw that one too
Didn't the shy one then quietly ask one of the sluttier ones what it's like to kiss a boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah, only because they didn't have any boys with them
they all showed her by practising on each other. That's what girls do when there aren't any boys around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Y'see, I suspected this was the case
Glad to have it confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)
yes
this is exactly what we do. we don't just confine it to breasts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Well I know that
but I didn't want to give away the end of the documentary
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)
That's ok, it sounds like one that I'll watch over and over

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Well what happens is that one of them says "Oh girls you'll never guess what I bought as a joke"
and then gets out some strawberry flavoured lube, and she says the others should try it, but the shy one then surprises everyone by actually squirting it on her breasts.

Then they all take turns trying the lube.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I saw a bit where one of them slips on the lube and falls
She looks unhurt, and laughs it off, but just as she's about to get up she notices a box under the bed. She pulls it out and they all giggle at the collection of sex toys found within. One then says "Oh my, that one's huge! That'd never fit!".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)
I'm totally picturing the start of this happening at Swipes place
but with all the others looking increasingly more uncomfortable and then horrified as Swipe goes through the entire process described above on her own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)
i am not sure i want to meet you now
the reality can only disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)
But everyone thinks I'm quite nice in real life
and TGB always says she forgets that I'm not actually grotesquely obese and is therefore surprised to see me looking like I've lost weight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)
How odd.
Most people think I'm a cunt. We appear to have swapped...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Not really
Everyone thinks your a cunt on here too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)
That's not correct.
It's "you're".
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Sorry Lampers
I'll try not to let it happen again
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)
It's fine, I like cocksuckers.
/ac

Of course I meant it's fine, I like YOU
(why the hell is that on autocomplete?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)
At least I know the difference between you're and your
Ah, now I see where your coming from
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)
And then Swipes guests turn up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I have a picture in my head of the bash.
Everybody around the table, girls chatting together and all the men with a distant, glazed expression on their faces because one of the girls has a faint reddish smudge on her otherwise smashing blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Or it'll be like a school disco.
All the boys on one side of the pub, all the girls on the other too afraid to speak to each other.

There will be tears before bed-time I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I can't imagine the girls here
being too afraid to talk to anyone. The boys, well naturally. They'll all be too busy concentrating on not putting their hands in their pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)
And trying not to spill shandy on their Star Trek outfit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)
you're not even coming
so you don't get to comment!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)
That's because I've been banned from attending.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)
If Al jumps in front of me in the queue I'm punching him

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Cancer is a small price to pay
for the chance to shit in Swipe's bed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)
So, out of all the lovely ladies staying at Swipe's that night
All those drunken, giggly, suggestible ladies... and you want to shit in Swipe's bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Meh, married men have to get their kicks where they can.
It's not like i'm allowed to actually touch them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Morning Internet people.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Alright our kid

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Not at all bad, lar.
You boss today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)
*waves*
Hi Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
*Waves!*
Wotcha Blousie.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Just had a mad coughing fit but I'm ok now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)
*There there*
*Pats Blousie on the back to stop the coughing*

Feeling good today though?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Yeah! a lot better.
Might get to the gym later. My mum's off to Tenerife on Sunday for a week or so, so I have to man the fort at chez Blousie's parents.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Do this mean more opportunities to kill squirrels?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Probably.
It's warm enough for the squirrels to get out and about.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)
The dogs will have to use all their skill and cunning to bag themselves a juicy snack then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)
nah! they'll just run really fast till they catch one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Squirrels have the ability to climb, so I consider it a fair fight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)
So do I.
Still not nice when they're caught though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I am supa dupa flyyyy
and I just had boss news!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)
What news?
Seat for Squeeze? At the Phil?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
GREAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)
What? What? What?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
You are Harry Secombe AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)
*Hands over the money*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Has DJTP got rid of the rash at last?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)
It's no biggy,
he just doesn't have to play footy Sunday so he can stay longer.
My dead great-grandma made this happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Great guitarist?
This guy: harpguitar.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Thanks all
Sorry for the lateness but I've been at work and, would you believe it B3TA's blocked. The cheek of it!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

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