Mornin'
I had a terrible night's sleep last night and at one point I convinced myself the flat is haunted.

Advantages to living by yourself :-
- I did my morning buisness with the door wide open, because I could.
- I sat in my underpants in the living room last night while eating cocopops for desert, I got to give myself a good proper scratch rather than a sly subtal one.
- I did the washing up as soon as I finished eating, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TOO, I could have left it.
- I can use the bathroom at any point in time, safe in the knowledge that nobody else is in there (with the exception of disadvantage point one).

Disadvantages to living by yourself :-
- If you live in a haunted house, weather it's haunted by ghosts or monsters or aliens, it's a well known fact that they're 3 times as strong if you're home alone.
- If you wake up at 3:15 in the morning, it's not because you've naturally woken up, it's because it is 'the witching hour. And 3:15 is some biblical thing about horrible things, or a wrestling thing, not sure.
- Nobody to say "Hello, good morning, how are you?" or something like that.


So, for Montistic out there, what's your living situation like?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:21, 266 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mines pretty good I have to admit Gonz
I get to be woken up by the sound of the wife having a shower while Classic FM tinkles away from her alarm radio. Sometimes she turns on BBC Breakfast before she gets in the shower so I get to wake up to whatever slutty little number Sussannah Reid has decided to wear that day.

After that she usually leaves for work before me, so I eat my rice crispies in front of either channel four, or sometimes I stand in the kitchen listening to Today on Radio 4.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I read that as your wife tinkles Classic FM
I think I need more coffee.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Sounds like the bit in Independance Day when Will Smith is in the shower while his kid is watching telly and the news of the space ship is on, and then everything starts rumbling and will smith is all like "aww HELL no".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

And he turns around is all like "Yeah, shit just got real mother fuckers"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Do you wake your wife up by punching her in the face, say "Welcome to earth", and then light up a cigar?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Only on saturdays
so the bruises have gone down by the time she's back at work.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I can just imagine her sitting around the coffee table with a couple of girl-friends, laughing to herself as she dunks her rich tea into her coffee going, "It was funny the first time, but every sodding week. AND, and, he leaves the towel on the floor".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

But, but, but, I do the laundry more often than her and I always empty the dishwasher.
So you know, it's swings and roundabouts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

that would be hilarious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I live with Lampers, it's pretty great.
But you already knew that. We used to have "CSI and online shopping Sundays" until the TV and sky subscription left our lives. Now it's been replaced by "Make your own cocktail Sundays", which is possibly EVEN BETTER.
(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Oh man, do you both wake up
and then start with the pillow fights in your gigantic bed with white bed linen?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

THREAD DELETION!
You said things got a lot bouncier when Amberl was round and then you deleted it!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Didn't mean to ahh.
Obligatory breasts joke etc etc
(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I only know one breast joke and it's shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Is it a joke about one breast?
one breast would be rubbish in comparison to two. But if that was all you could get it would probably be better than nothing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

in the centre?
or off on one side?

if so, which side?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

It's how do you make 2lbs of flesh and skin attractive?
Put a nipple on it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I obviously still suck at b3ta

(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I'm trying to work out if this is true or not

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

No telly and new sky? You need to get out of that situation ASAP, I have a spare room that you're more than welcome to live in.
I'll promise you I'll lock the door when I do my buisness, and I can keep the "Sitting in underpants watching the telly" rule, if you want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Considering the fact we only used it for CSI in was deemed Not Worth It.
I miss shitty TV so much.
(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'm thinking about cancelling it and getting a Boxee instead, outside of freeview the only channels I watch are the food channels.
We have so much in common, you breath and eat, I breath and eat. You like CSI, I like Law&Order:SVU, both being crime dramas, you hail from brighton, next year I want to move to brighton.... it's common sense really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I think it's pretty much inevitable if you think about it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

So it's settled then !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

You're thinking about moving to Brighton?
Why have you decided that? Other than the fact it's great and the ChoccyWoccyDooDah cafe.
(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yup, second half of next year.
I'll buy a place here next month or soo, then rent it out and try living in brighton for 6 months. I did some maths and thinking, it's only an extra 30m each way into work, rent is so much less, lifestyle can be so much better (Mock Turtle and Boho Geletto every morning).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You're doing a good thing going for the latter part of the year.
In June and July it becomes Foreign Exchange Student/Tourist HQ. And I know we live in London but the concentration of annoying pricks is so much more unbearable down there because the town centre is so much smaller.
(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I love staring in the window of Choccy Woccy Doo Dah.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

It's so lovely. Almost too lovely.
I never actually want to eat the things I get from there.
(Charmander, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Makes sense, it'l probably be around sept next year, depending on how life treats me.
I want to go down there more often, I think I'll take myself down there to oen of the cheep B&Bs next month for a long weekend, see how it's like.

I can pretty much choose what area I live in acordding to RightMove, it all looks good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I live in a three bedroomed house with a large 6 car drive way and reasonable sized garden
I have a nice big kitchen, massive living room and good sized dining room with a 12 seater dining table.

I pay a massive amount of mortgage every month and it is slowly putting us in to shitloads of debt. I know this sounds like a shit excuse but we were doing fine until the cuntservatives came in and fucked us over on childcare and tax credits. We are £400 a month worse off than before. I know to some people here that's an evening out but to us its 2 months food shopping.
( Peej, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

"God help those who get poor or sick under a Tory goverment"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Fucking hell PJ
why should people like me and Swipey, who work really hard for our livings, be paying MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TAX to subsidise you and your family when you never did anything for me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I tell you what though
if you send one of your kids round to do my cleaning, I'll pay them 3 shiny pounds.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I have a chimney that needs sweeping
(not a euphemism)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

And if they give you 2 shiny pounds back
you'll let them leave
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I live with one other guy,
he's a vegan and a geek. I play and complete all the £40 computer games he buys before he does.

I have next week off, I should probably plan something.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

My room mate at uni only lived there three days a week
when he was away I used to complete all his playstation games, this really pissed him off.
( Peej, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Ha ha, I know it's great.
When he's playing I say things like "oh there's a good bit coming up" and he just glares at me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

He was especially pissed of when he left one weekend and I completed his save game of Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2
and unlocked everything so he had nothing left to do. He was about halfway through when I started and he had to start again
( Peej, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)

A move to north london?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You and Chompy living under the same roof would be like the ultimate b3ta pad.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

No thanks gonz,
I'd need a job and the last two decent jobs I've seen in my field have been in MK and in Birmingham.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I can get you work in the cab office, £5/hour, cash in hand. Staff discount until the point you need to use a cab.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I wouldn't move to london for less than £40k
which is why I haven't moved to london.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Why not?
£40k is a massive sum for London!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Massive ego I suppose
and it's sort of the going rate for what I do, if instead of teaching myself SQL and VBA I actually had the qualifications.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I can set that up if you can pull off 153 hours a week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Currently it's excellent, thank you.
I love having Lusty living with me - the only downside is that her fucking job means I'm barely seeing her. This is massively gay.

I'm rather tired today because I was up making STICKLEBRICK CASTLES at about six. I am feeling pleased with myself because I've not been opening my post because it's fucking scary but I tackled it last night.

Go me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Did you win the Readers Digest prize draw?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

There have been several people enquiring about buying flats JUST LIKE MINE recently.
To think I might have missed out on this incredible news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I get leaflets for Sweat and Stretch gym every fucking day
I'm going to throw a molotov cocktail through their fucking window
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

My particular hate
is for those fraudlent 'charity' clothes collections - that are in fact private businesses who sell the clothes on. Fucking dodgy eastern European cunts.

If I could be bothered I would leave them out a bag each week - with a shit-caked pair of pants in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

yeah, I get a lot of those too.
I've been giving all my old fat-person clothes to my dad. He's the most hiply dressed 65 year old around.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

See the thing with them is.
If they didn't pretend they were a charity I wouldn't have a problem with them. It's like a recycling service you don't have to pay council tax for.
It's that they pretend to be a charity that fucks me off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Given that you have to pay council tax anyway
you'd just as well leave it out for the binmen.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Well that's a waste of clothes isn't it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I mean the recycling binmen.

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That's amazing, people also want to buy
or let my flat for me! WHILST I'M STILL IN IT!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

While clearing out my old place
I had unopened bills from the 90s. Gas, electric, phone, water... Fortunately the phone and water were paid by direct debit, but I always left the other two until I got a red one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I hate opening post, this started when I owed lots of money.
I got a friend to open three years of nasty letters for me last year. She didn't tell me what they said, just gave me the details to fill in for the cheques.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

What about her normal job though?
lolololololol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

*stern face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Careful, the wind might change and you'll look like that forever. It'll be a shame for that to happen twice to one person.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Hahah fuck off Ace of Cakes man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Haha, more like this fella....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xu4Uwianyw
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I fucking love that guy!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Adam Richman is such an awesome fella.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I did a little lol at this.
I did not do a lol at 'I bet it smelt like an industrial fishing ship dumping it's throw-aways into a public swimming pool.'

Gonz knows this and know's that if he carries on I won't run away to Brighton with him.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Will you still run away to brighton to avoid that old guy that keeps following you around?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I bet it's as luxorious as a mug of hot chocolate containing 5 marshmillows and an entire bar of galaxy ripple so you get a spoon of melted chocolate at the end.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)

^ world backpedalling champion shows us how it's done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's impressive to see a man capable of pedalling backwards
almost as fast as he can do forwards.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He should be on BMX Beat with Gary Crowley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I don't remember that one.
Which means it was probably on ITV, you horrible prole.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

My pal Craig Campbell won it.
He got the trophy from Gaz Top.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haha, dude, stop cockblocking me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You don't need any help Mr Trawler Captain.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I also live alone and don't shut the bathroom door
I have to be a bit more careful with the living room underpants combo as there's a patio door onto the balcony and people on the other side of the courtyard can see in when the lights are on. I know because I can see them in their pants.

I'm also doing the washing up as I go along, as part of my "develop good cleaning habits in new place". Also it's a small kitchen so if I don't there's no room to do the next meal.

I'm pretty sure mine's not haunted. Yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I live on my own. I have my PC plumbed into the the telly
and my clothes in a pile on the floor. This means I only ever have to get off the sofa to clean myself, go to work, or haul myself into my foetid sleeping pit.

Living the dream, gentlemen.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

The mrs gets up for work quite a while before me
so I don't really see her much in the mornings. The lodger is long gone before either of us even think about getting up.

My house is a bit of a state at the moment as we've only decorated half the rooms. One of the bedrooms is chock full of stuff that will either end up in the dining room, or stored away somewhere, once we have created the storage.

Found out yesterday that the lodger will be moving out in October because his job down here has been made permanent. This is excellent news, because while it will leave us £300 a month worse off, we took him in before we get new jobs etc. Means I get the freedom to walk around my house naked back!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

When living as a couple, the important thing is not whether you will walk around the house naked,
but if the missus will.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

couldn't stop her if I wanted to

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I get told to close the blinds occasionally.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I've mentioned to my mrs that she might want to close the bedroom curtains before parading around with her norks out

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's only a problem when a double decker bus goes past.
and even then, only when you've got the lights on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

you probably can't see in from street level
but the people over the road can see in I suspect. and they are filthy scumbags for the most part.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Spare a thought for those of us hiding in the bushes in your front garden

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

All the girls I go out with are oddly prudish about this.
Only once has it happened and she had no problems displaying herself to half the street. That was, perhaps, a step too far.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Don Draper really is a pretentious cunt.
www.b3ta.com/questions/church/post1339613
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

if he's not Edmund
then he's a whole new variety of prick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'll read that on the tube into work, if that is alright with you.
Ooooohhhh, I almost finished building my facebook app yesterday, I started it yesterday too, it's pretty awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I actually have a relevant story for this QOTW for once
I might post it and see how many people accuse me of gigantic Honda According.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

If it involves excitment or real women in any way
you will be accused of being an Accordian.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I "had relations" with a lady
in a quiet corner of the cathedral at Santiago de Compostela. It's the second most holy place to the catholic church after the vatican, and the finish of one of the most important caminos to the religion.

Curiously, she was catholic.

I reckon I'd get the full 2.6 Accord for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!
(just saving you the effort of posting it)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Cheers ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Fuck 'em.
Take my attitude, the internet believes that the moon landings didn't happen, 9/11 was a Bush conspiracy and that Lady GaGa has a cock, so I really couldn't give a fuck how it judges me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

What, Lady GaGa DOESN'T have a cock?
I call shenanigins.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

She actually calls them
her 'shenanigans' funnily enough.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Shemanigans surely

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

This is v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

what films should I download and watch today?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Martyrs, The Sons of Katie Elder and Kuffs

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Watch Page Eight on the iPlayer
excellent old school Spy drama. Stars Bill Nighy, Rachel Weisz and about another dozen good british actors.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

That new x man film, the first class one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

A film called "Super" from 2010, it's like a (very slightly) more realistic version of kick ass
and it has the most amazing scene where Ellen Page rapes a man.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Type "DVDRip" into your favourite torrent site and sort by seeds
then check rottentomatoes.com for the movies that come up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Oil City Confidential - it is fucking brilliant

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

What's it about Monty?
Is it about a really old band that nobody listens to anymore? Or is it about Massive drugs?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

The former.
But Lusty will back me up when I say it's just a brilliant film. The human interest angle is way more important than the music.

I have to admit that there are very few zombies in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Yeah but, who is it actually about?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Dr. Feelgood.
Canvey's finest.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Read a book.
Film is for children and shut ins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I agree with this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I also endorse this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I've read 5 books while I've been off work.
and am an enforced shut in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I've read 6 books while you've been off work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

don't be silly, you can't read

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I got back into Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy
It's brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

according to imdb they are making or have made a new film
with Gary Oldman as the lead. That should be great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

American - The Bill Hicks Story

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

The Hill
with Sean Connery and Harry Andrews.

Top film.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I have a nice if small flat
It's in a converted Victorian bank, so nice high ceilings, and while most if it is quite compact the living room is immense and that's where I spend most of my time, so that's nice.

I live alone barring occasional visitors, and I quite like this as I do not tend to play well with others, or not before I've had my coffee.

While I might one day share with that Certain Special Someone, I can't see myself sharing with anyone else, I have the radio for company or I can always call friends and I sleep with a batonette to ward off anny ghosts/monsters/rioters.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I approve of the era of building you have chosen to live in.

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yes, it is good, and makes the otherwise poky bits bearable.
Sadly it is in New Cross, armpit of south London. Still, at least it's not Lewisham.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Fuck off.
I have a massive house you gyppo gaylord.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Yes, but it's in Lewisham, the only geographical area other than the gaza strip I can look down on.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I live in Ladywell.
But say Lewisham to "keep it real". Haha!

I know, it's Lewisham.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

What ever works for you dude.
Technically I live in New Cross Gate, but not quite Telegraph Hill, but a boy can dream.

How's the rebuilding going? Have they reopened the Aldi yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

How can a small piece of carrot ward off ghosts?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

They're terribly scared of vegetables.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Scottish?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

It can when it looks like this:

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You own swords?
Suprising, you don't seem the type.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I'm going to assume that this is meant to be read as heavy sarcasm.
However to take the question seriously, yes I do, although the 1907 pattern Bayonet is not one of them, being as it is only about 18-24 inches long.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

That assumption is safe for all my posts.
Looks like a sword to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Better to be safe then sorry Chompy.
In some regiments bayonets are called swords anyway.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

This is because one of us has an incorrect definition of the word sword.
Rifle Bayonets are traditionally referred to as 'swords' and due to length this would be classed as a 'sword bayonet' anyway, but I tend to classify it as a bayonet rather than a sword as it was intended to be attached to the end of a rifle, rather than as a separate weapon in it's self.
/nitpicking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Morning all
I've been away on holiday but now I'm back. Did I miss much? Did you miss me, or are you thinking who the fuck is that?
Anyway, to answer the question: I live in a house with a wife and a son, but this weekend they are going away so I am going to enjoy the advantages of living alone. That is I shall be smoking more marijuana than my wife would approve of and masturbating a lot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Wotch Tango.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Eh up Monto
Anything noteworthy here, or is it business as usual?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The fun police have now banned puns.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

not at all
it's just constant, mindfucking, totally unfunny ones. That you kept crowbarring into other threads, ruining them for everyone else. Like a kind of attentionseeking bastard lovechild of Mortal Wombat and Baldmonkey. Except that Baldmonkey is occasionally very funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You got 'occasionally' and 'very' the wrong way round, here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

When he actually takes his meds
and stays on the right side of manic, he's a very funny chap. I promise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

HA!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Everyone's bent.
That's basically it - business as usual.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

There seems to be a bit of a flounce epidemic going on
and people are whining it's shit on here, other than that, not a lot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

who's flounced, now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Noel
Did it on Facebook. Didn't even give us a chance to take the piss, the terrible gay.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

what the fuck for?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He didn't like the negativity shown to puns.
His last words were defending me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

He's deleted his profile now so I can't check if they were exactly his last words
but I like to think they were.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I find this so unlikely as to be statistically meaningless.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's in one of the late threads of that day.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

If you think I'm going to check
I'm afraid you, sir, have mistaken me for someone that gives a shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

A good scientist should always try to disprove their assumptions.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I had a look and couldn't find it.

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You've mistaken him for a good scientist

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Indeed.
I'm an exceptionally good scientist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

People didn't like the food puns
and he didn't like the song thread.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

A real flounce?
Or is he secretly watching us, biding his time?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Noels and Bobby

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

were either of those down to your fucking attempted puns?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

The opposite, the fact that people got so grumpy about it and prefer to fling shit about instead.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

dunno about bobby though, he hates me so possibly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

bobby flounced?
I take back anything I said about your puns being shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Did Bobby punch Al before he left?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

No :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

can you link to his flounce?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1338746
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

How shit.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

He probably heard the microwave ping so he was in a hurry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

He tried
but he couldn't reach over his belly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Shame.
A bit of b3ta sumo would have been quite funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Wait, what?
Have you killed TGB and buried her under the patio or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

She left under mysterious circumstances.
Now, I'm not suggesting that she left a cleveland steamer on the living room rug, or that her used tampons were frequently found lying on the kitchen worktops, but you know, maybe that's the kind of thing you shoudl bear in mind.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Maybe I will.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I used to live with a housemate, but when he moved out, I ended up for 3 months on my own
I quite enjoyed it, but found that I was actually functioning better, not putting off tidying up, etc.

Now, I live in a shared house with 11 others, and it's absolutely fantastic. Really enjoyable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You could move in with me, I reckon you'd make a good flatmate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

He'd leave his munchy boxes everywhere.
That said, I wouldn't mind too much as I could finish them off for breakfast.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I love the smell of pakoras in the morning
^ FILM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

*waits for the inevitable polite refusal accompanied by unconvincing excuse*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

And if I was looking to move down to that there London, you'd be my first port of call!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

After the YMCA.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Well, I have to dance sometimes!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

After Old Compton Street and the Vauxhall arches.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Gay joke?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You are, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I live in a Victorian flat with my wife.
really unsurprisingly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

a Victorian flat an illegal gypsy camp in Basildon

wife hordes of unwashed uneducated tax dodging drive tarmaccing bare knuckle fighting cohorts
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

7/10 for efford and imagination.
The closest I've got to Basildon was 6 months living in Brentwood, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I've driven through Basildon.
True story.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I fucking live there.
Well, close enough that I have to shop there anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Quixote lives in New Cross and I look up to him.
He is upper class.
scarpe lives in Basildon and I look down on him.
He is working class.
I live in Lewisham.
I am middle class.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I live in Guildford
What am I?
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

A chutney ferret.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Hah

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

A cunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Pah
I'm a fucking yokel, living it up on my country estate. I just have to spend more time than is healthy for anyone actually visiting the town centre doing my shopping at weekends.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I don't know what's worse
Basildon and it's benefits theives or Brentwood and it's oxygen thieves.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I used to be genuniely entertained
by the local slags fighting in the high street of a friday and saturday night. Nothing like the dull thwack of fake Louis Vitton on fake tan.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Back in my day it was all salt of the earth types
and 'Sugar so called Hut' was The White Hart and had pool tables and football on the telly instead of Jodie Marsh and £15 bottles of Sol.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I have fond memories of Bas Vegas.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Oh God, that place.
I go to the cinema there still. Which is why I rarely go to evening showings of films any more.

Shameful Confession: I've been to a wedding at that Holiday Inn there.

And used to work in the pub that serviced the golf course that the car park is now built over.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I have had pissed up nights in both the Holiday Inn (a wedding)
and that golf club (a birthday party).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Pipps Hill Country Club
as it was called with rather false grandeur. I learnt to swim in their kidney shaped swimming pool and spent way too much money playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out and eating Scampi Fries in there when I was a kid.

Although in later years I actually worked in The Golfer's Arms next door selling beer to the man who ran the jet-skis who I am fairly sure shouldn't have been drinking beer while running the jet-skis.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I fingered Denise Van Outen in the car park.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Who hasn't?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Although she doesn't like it when you call it her car park.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

car park, car park, car park, car park.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Yes,
I noticed her car park echoes too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

a Victorian flat an illegal gypsy camp in Basildon

wife hordes of unwashed uneducated tax dodging drive tarmaccing bare knuckle fighting cohorts
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Has it all kicked off at your camp?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

They won't take me alive, I tell you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

How much for that there tranny van bruvva?
I'll cut the back of and use it for me scrap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'm moving into new student digs the Monday after next.
I haven't even seen it, nor can I remember what number the house is. I assume it's swanky as fuck seeing as the damage deposit was £500, double what I've ever paid anywhere else before.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Whereabouts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

at that price, lewisham.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

You wouldn't say that to Lewisham's face.
It'd kick the fuck out of your New Cross.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I try to avoid saying anything to Lewisham's face
although I did go through it on the bus the other week on my way somewhere. I though it looked surprisingly unscathed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah, I think the looting (it wasn't rioting)
was minimal. Fuck all to steal tbh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Didn't stop them in Peckham.
You know that pic doing the rounds of that girl looting Monster Munch form Poundland? I'm pretty sure that's Peckham Pondland.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I’m surprised there are enough people in Peckham who are in the market for a pond, to merit a specialist shop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

hahahah, you are such a dick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Woo I'm going home at half three today.
This makes me fucking TOUGH and COOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Are you going to your empty flat full of sticklebrick castles
and the scent of a lady who you know is too good for you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Hahaha most poetic.
Nah I'm going to my ex's to go through her private stuff and shit in her cistern.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

10 of us are going to Tayyabs for lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I went last Saturday.
The cunts have raised their prices.

Needoos is potentially better these days.

/CONTROVERSY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Really?
Hmmmm, not happy about that. I have always been of the opinion that Needos does equally good poos and dry meat, but that their lamp chops weren't as good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Sounds like my kind of restaurant

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Have they raised them alot then?
Did your mother notice the difference on the bil?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

If indeed there was a difference on the Bill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

kerlick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I've never taken my mother there.
I took yours once, but she shat herself halfway through the starters so I left.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Hahahaha!
That was you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

This is my feeling too,
but a small dry meat is now £7 at Tayyabs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Still price par with the Lane and the grub is infinitely better.
I still quite like the Lahore.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Me too.
First 'proper' curry I ever had.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

And you need at least two of them plus 4-5 poos, a couple of tikkas and a portion of lamb chops.
Yeah, that's getting quite pricey, you used to be able to get utterly stuffed for under a tenner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

THEN DARTH PUT HIS PRICES UP!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Me the misses and the babba share a one bed flat on a quiet road
in South West London, 2 minutes away is the high street with a butchers, bakers, fromagerie, deli and independent wine merchant. a little further is the park with the large duck pond and excellent pub and in the other direction is the majestic river Thames.

/croissant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

/bedroom
What are you going to do when Apey Jr gets older?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Well this is the flip side, the average house price in my postcode is...wait for it...
£1.2m

Now there are some very big houses, which push this up, but even a 2 bed terraced 'cottage' is half a million. So looks like we might move to the countryside earlier than planned.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Accidently drop him down the stairs.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

SW London is bent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

He's Plumstead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Now we're talking.
I'm Woolwich.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Ape regularly pays to hang out with local 'villain' Dave Courtney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Step forward everyone who has a son.
Where are you going Courtney?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

POTD - thats' genius.
Actual LOL here
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

His house is a serious contender for the funniest thing I've ever seen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'd pay good money to hang out with Dave at Camelot
As advertised on his ace website www.davecourtney.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

SE London is more bent and is always being stabbed in the eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Yeah, it's manly well fucking hard eye.
Mustard trouser, tweed jacket, Hacket shirt wearing fag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Actually my shirt is from Jack Wills so :p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

No candlestick makers?
Lame, dude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

There is a jewelers that probably sells them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Is 'Mr.Bluesky' the most bent song ever written
it's on the radio now and god it's shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Diary of Horace Wimp is gayer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It's atrocious.
I like the tone matey-boy gets on the guitar solo but the song stinks and they're all cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)