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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You alright?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:50, 307 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
All the better for seeing you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Oh BGB, if only I was 10 years younger and you were 10 years older... maybe in this alternate universe, we couldda had something special.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)
We can dream Gonz.
It's all we have.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
It seems like life itself is conspiring against us, sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)
*whistles strangers on the shore*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I think i need a poo, but i have a meeting in 6 minutes!! What should I dooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Speed pooing is the way forward.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Not sure I have it in me!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)
THEN WHY POO SILLY!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)
i set them up...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Tell a collegue that you need to extract feaces from your rectum forthwritly and that you shall attend the meeting hensforth when excration of feecies + 6 levels of angry birds is complete (whatever one comes last).
and ask them to fill you in, as you fill that toilet in.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Not really, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)
you really are a moany ill person aren't you
Suck it up and be a man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)
THAT'S HOW I CAUGHT THROAT AIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
You and me both old son

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Bent innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
What's wrong big fella?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)
He's an attention seeking martyr.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Yeah but think of all the virgins.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Sad Times, i remember when he was 50% rock and 50% roll.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
My throat is fucked.
I have been unable to sleep for more than an hour at a time all week as when I swallow it wakes me up with the pain.

I'm sat in front of a delicious Brazilian beef and black bean soup and I cannot eat it.

Not a patch on your ailments but I've never been in so much pain in my life. WOE - AND I MEAN WOE - IS ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Get some of those meal replacement milkshakes to keep your strength up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I was told I was half a stone overweight a month ago.
Bet I'm not now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)
You still need vitimins and minerals innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I can't even drink water.
My piss is like sherry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Then auntie Blouse is stumped.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)
None of the things that would normally cheer me up do anything but make it worse.
I think heroin might be the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I would start with paracetamol and work your way up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I'm double-dropping paracetamol and nurofen alternately
and have an anaesthetic throat spray.

NOTHING DOES ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Throat amputation is the way forward.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)
It doesn't matter what I go through, if I just stubbed my toe or just found out I've got eye cancer and brain aids.... it's not going to make your throat feel any better or worst.
Everyone has people who are doing better/worst than others, one never takes away the right for the other to get a bit of sympathy.

And just for the lols, I just spilt a glass of water down my trousers and it looked like I pissed myself, so I wen to the bathroom and held my groin up to the hand-dryer before realising I wasn't tall enough so took off my trousers. It's a good thing the dryer/hand-basen/cubical is all in one room rather than one of those toilets where the hand-washing side of things are shared.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Disappointing lack of 'the MD's disabled wife came in'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
+ the hot air had given me a minor bone-on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
+ I'd forgotten to wear pants!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
I was getting into a bit of a stress, what with work being busy and tryiong to get the christmas shopping done and such, but I'm calming down and I think I've finished my xmas shopping now except for a couple of boxes of cockies and some cards, so that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)
No-one asked you. Fuck off sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Up yours ya wimp.
Would Hitler wine so much because he had a poorly throat? No, he'd be a man and invade Poland, I suggest you do similar you effete North London Woofter.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)
He had terrible teeth
and rotten guts and complained CONSTANTLY about them. His supposed vegetarianism was merely a reduced-meat diet he took on to cope with his shitty guts. SO THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Another reason why Stalin was the better dictator
He had no weaknesses. Man of Steel indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Shitler, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Ooo! is the box of cock for me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
ahh, It's seems I missed an H.
sorry to get your hopes up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I saw a box of Jaffa cakes yesterday, a metre long at least.
One sitting easily, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)
So you're saying I should sit on a metre long box of Jaffa cakes?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
It can't do any harm.
I was more thinking of eating a whole box in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I like to set myself little challenges.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Now I want Jaffa cakes you bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Get thee down to Asda, young man.
Home of processed food and cheap DVD players.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Well I could do with a new DVD player....
But there is no asda anywhere near her, it's too posh. Maybe tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Lidl then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)
That's good, nice to get it out the way, do you enjoy doing that side of things at all?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Not really.
Christmas is already doing my head in.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
^This
I'm trying to wriggle out of it for the first time this year
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Tsk, this is the time of year for consumerist capitalism, you should be all for it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I usually am!
I love Christmas dinner etc, but I'm tired and worn out and it all seems like too much fuss this year
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Lazy, bad capitalist.
And here's me stimulating the economy while you lie around feeling sorry for your self. you're being out consumed by a communist, I hope you feel ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
You two just need to watch muppet's christmas carool, that'll sort you out !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
The muppets are shit, FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Yes, you shouldn't steal copywrited material.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)
You work in a sex shop.
Dildos for everyone, problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)
They can all get fucked as far
as I'm concerned!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Oh LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I see what you're trying to do.
But I won't fall for it this time, foe.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Is it a trick question?
Have I fallen for it?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)
tis the season to be jolly
fa-la-la-la-la la la la la
tune in to watch fearne and holly
fa-la-la-la-la la la la la
Hope they both get
Shot in the neck
fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la la la la
blood rains down upon your brolly
fa la la la la la la la
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I can smell 'Christmas number one'* RIGHT HERE.

*I have a cup of wee from last December under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I just did a LOL

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Lusty's Christmas present doesn't sound too pleasant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
............ *clicks 'post this message'*
UNGARD !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
*stops guarding*

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I just posted a serious message on a QotW given over to consipracy theories
I think I need to sort myself out
www.b3ta.com/questions/conspiracytheories/post1455949
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
You massive bender.
Get a fucking grip.


PS 'Benny Green' was a character in 'Grange Hill'. Someone's been yanking your chain, old boy. What's next, 'The Tucker Jenkins Slayings'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Geen not Green.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Gene Simmons is bassist for Kiss.
Someone's been yanking your chain.
Coincidently, I have a humourous story about Gene Simmons yanking a chain while Kiss were touring with Personality Horse as our support act in the late seventies.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Oh man I read that one on the fan site.
Crazy, crazy nights indeed!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
"Splosh it, Genie!" still cracks me up.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)
*wipes tears of mirth from eyes*
Good times, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)

tears of mirth tramp spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Listen sunshine, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least make it believable
Kiss wouldn't have supported ANYONE in the late 70s.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
They supported Electric Head Funk
at the Railway Inn, Winchester in 1989. Tickets were a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)
How very dare you, you bounder.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I dare with ease, you insufferable cad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)
*teapots*
*stamps foot*
*flounces*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I think you'll find they considered themselves HONOURED to be offered the opportunity to support the VERY SUCCESSFUL UK BAND Personality Horse.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I think you'll find that they don't have a fucking clue what you're on about mate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Woh'.... is there any books on it for the point of view of someone who isn't legally minded?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I don't think its that famous
I linked to his blog. There's a documenatary on BBC scotland about Colin Norris who was convicted at about the same time in similar circumstances (although there is a little bit more evidence against Norris) which you might be able to dig out of the archives or buy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)
So is this Geen chap in prison or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Serving several life sentences.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Oh damn, I'll wait for it to conclude and for them to create a documentary/book/whatever that I could understand.
Whatever happened to the poisened sayline sollution women?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)
She was entirely vindicated after having her life ruined by the police and media

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
The dirty fucking bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
That really pisses me off about the media, they'll vilify and ruin someone's lives yet won't give even a 1% decent appology.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)
No crime took place.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
oh man, mongychopos is gonna be PISSED

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Haha, he didn't even make that up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)
you better start running, that man knows what hes doing and you'll be in big troubel mister

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)
pussyole southlahndan wankstain take one step over the thames we'll see where he be at.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)
fight talk that, i can't wait to see this sh*t go down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I am now, yes
Massive pizza and Stella for lunch = happy cow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
oh man, I totally forgot, I got me some goyza and sushi for lunch !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'm a tad sleepy now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I have discovered that trying to look busy when you're not
Gives me even less time to arse about on the internet. Possibly because my boss suspects and is keeping an eye on me. Roll on hometime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I have too many meetings today and too much to do
But i think take away and a botttle of pinot Noir will fix this.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I'm bored of this week
I wish to be at home with red wine now please
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This week has been super quick, I've only been in the office for 3 days, nesx week I'm only in 2 days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I'm totally winding down today
Loads to do but fuck it, it will wait until Monday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Never do today, what can wait until tomorrow
a mantra to live by
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This ^ indeed
I'm fucking tired and have worked until 10.30pm more nights in a row than I'd care to think about.....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Again this.
There is stuff I should do but I'll wait till next week and work my socks off then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Nice weekends ahoy!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Sounds stressful
I just did an online stress management thing and I can recommend better time management and prioritisation.

Also breathing in through one nostril and out through the other.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)
hmmm, maybe I should rib it up tonight seeing as I got no socials on this week.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
You are Little Richard and I suspect you don't get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I'm sleepy
I may be forced to do some work to stay awake
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Curl up in nice warm box, and hibernate a little bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)
SHE DOESN'T WORK WITH THE BOXES ANY MORE!
A nice warm radiator
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Since when?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I thought she had a huge one
/Mayhavemisunderstoodthememe
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
yeah well i miseed lunch cos of my girlfirend so whats it to oyu?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Did she lock in the cupboard under the stairs again?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)
no i met her for lunch and we spent so long looking at wrapping apper and gift tags that there was not ime left for doof

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Man, I could really do with some doof right now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)
fucken hungry right?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Always
The fucking huga pizza and chips I've eaten isn't even starting to quench the sportshunger
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
You are sucha fat cow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I am that
Fuck it, if you can't over eat and drink too much in December, when can you?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
oh what bitch?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I'm still hungry
Is that OK?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
no not really, i had a barnana earlios and thats it til home time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Is that Harry Potter spell?
barnana earlios!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)
*Roffles*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
That's retarded
I'm wrapping everything in brown paper this year, with coloured ribbon or some nice string
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)
its like you hate your family

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)
No, I hate your family for creating you and then not taking the opportunity to flush you down the bog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Abortion of chips

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This should be the colloquism for chips and brown sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
GANG RAPE!
Wait, I've got this wrong, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
oh man, now i want a mcgangbang

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
greasy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)
its a real thing in the states
some chicken added to a double cheese or summat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)
bit nasty that, i didn't even start it or nothing, gonna take it as like when the boy pulls the hair of the girl he likes on the playground
you want some eh?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Isn't it odd how everyone on the internet seems to think that any insult is actually a display of affection.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Thanks for saying that!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I have one of your earth hours left till I can leave work.
*laughs hysterically*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)
+to go home to your empty house
*+in an empty room*
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Actually no.
To get the train to visit my friends up north. In fact if M&S did friends then my friends would be from there.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
It is quite quiet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
by yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Not bothered : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
til last thing at night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Burt Chimpcaster will sort her out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Whether I want it or not : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
SURPRISE!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)
These aren't just any nothern friends
These are sweary gas filled friends
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I have 2!
early finish fives
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I'm better than whoever buys this (advert from local newspaper last night)
Only used 4 times!
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I can't see that at work, so I'll just assume that it is a mooncup

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Buttplug.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Nice
The link didn't work for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
"BUTT PLUG
5" butt plug used only 4 times, genuine reason for sale £10
Tel:[078...]"

I'll post the number if you want it?
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
No thanks, you can try it for size

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
IT DOESN'T MENTION GIRTH :(
Maybe I should call and ask them
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
It is an important piece of information.
What if you buy it and then find out it's not big enough. How fucked off would you be then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
How fucked off WOULDN'T you be?

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
It would be a right pain in the arse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Get them to email action photos of it in use

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Then it would have been used 5 times.
I'm not going to buy a butt plug that's been used 5 times.
Even if there is a genuine reason for sale.
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
i saw butt plugs that cost £2,000 at the weekend
not sure if i was more horrified at the price or the fact that they were jewel-studded. even if you thought ramming a few inches of metal up your starfish was a good idea, would you want scratchy jewel bits up there???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Itchy internal clagnuts

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
this sounds like one of the plagues that god visited on people in the bible

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
The Harvey Nicks Bible, maybe
And lo, God sent down a plague of ruby butt-plugs (a snip at £2K each). And Darth did come....to pass out.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)
where is everyone's favourite non-bender today?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Long weekend cottaging

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Seems legit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)
That's Middlesbrough for you.

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I'm a bit hacked off
I want to take money out of my bank account (sorry Monty, I'm not doing this to rub your face in it) to pay the plumber who's doing my bathroom, but unless I present a cheque made out to myself they won't let me have my money.

How shit is that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
What for?
Do you have your bank card?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Yes, I have a cash card and ID, but because I want to take more than £300 (but maybe a couple of hundred pounds more on a one off occasion) out
they say I'm not allowed to withdraw any more in cash unless I pay myself a cheque.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
What bank are you in?
1928 TSB?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Midland bank innit.
But it's all owned by dirty forrins now innit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
No debit card?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Don't you have a cash card?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Present a cheque made out to yourself.

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Holy shit
I wish I'd thought of that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
That is rubbish
Halifax let me take money out when I had my card stolen by wearing a low cut top and waving a passport at them. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CHECK THE PICTURE!* And they let me take out £100 when the normal limit is just £50

*additional security checks may have taken place
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Did they look at your boobies?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)
A pony a tit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)
And a fiver for his arse.
/into film lolz
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
*worries about the films Al watches*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I jiggled for my money

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Oh man, I wanna make a joke about TGB having flat enough tits to put them in the card slot for them to scan through.....
.... but she doens't really have flat tits, and if she did, I'd be too self concious (as an ex-flatmate) on her behalf to mention it.

Can we pretend someone like....ermmm.... YOU KNOW WHO..... said what TGB said?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Allow me
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Sadly
This has reminded me of the spakka fiction about my boobs.

*cries*
*books therapy*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I now need to know more about this!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I'm sure I already showed it to you
And you laughed so much wee came out
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I wee myself often
Please narrow it down

By it, I mean the cavernous vag
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=badger+office+chair
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
my eyes
MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Haha, I'm gonna get that bound into a book for you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I may beat you to death with it if you do

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Then I'll get it transcribed on my grave and I'll make my grave in a really conveniant location like somewhere somewhere between.....
... oh shit, I was gonna say between BG and WG tube stops, so when the train goes through, you'll see it. But no, it's underground at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Also I rarely get the tube anywhere
Please don't make it your last wish to have it on the side of double decker busses :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
have a floating sky-grave

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
That's really retarded
I've taken out £2.5k from my bank account and all they wanted was my drivers license...
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
yeah but you weren't paying your plumber in cash
*cough* tax fiddling *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
That's the same amount I need.
Did you steal my money?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
No, this was in 2006 to buy a car
I've not had £2.5k in my bank account since, sadly...
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
i'm good thanks gonz, how are you??
as you asked, i just spent an hour torturing a small child with a reading book (well actually she totally rules the roost with me and spent the whole time making me draw princesses), got my bezzie down from cheshire this weekend and we've got all sorts planned including motherfucking afternoon tea on sunday, got a date with a nice guy on monday, saw the boy this week too.

how's the flat?????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
So you're playing the field ey?
slag
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
hey
it's not slaggy, it's being charitable.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Open all hours

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
i don't have high hopes for monday
he is very very sweet. i don't do sweet. it confuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Oh, there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweet
as long as you team it with a lot of filth.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
true, i suppose
it's a monday night though. i am unlikely to be feeling filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Heh
he's not trying hard enough, then.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
we'll see...
... problem is, he's not the boy, however nice he is :((((
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)
the boy?
are you referring to the one whom we had previously discussed is a douche? Please say no :(
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)
of course
we're getting on really well at the moment. he's an idiot!

i went to a black tie do last night, and he was texting throughout; this morning he emailed to say "hope you enjoyed sucking [name of barrister]". and he got upset earlier in the week when i told him his brother is hot (which he fucking well is!).

so i REALLY wanted to reply and say "nah, i didn't suck him, because he's not as hot as your brother." this would have amused me. but i contented myself with something generic about rimming a tramp or something romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
berk speaks the truth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
i know
but it's not my fault the other offers all look very bland next to this one! urrrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Swiiiiiiipe
you said he was being an arse! Why have you gone back to him?!
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
because i have all the willpower of-
no. wait. i have NO willpower.

i will get rid in the new year, i promise. we're both away over christmas/new year anyway, so that'll give me a head start.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Christ woman, you're worse than I am
please give him the boot. The guy is clearly a monumental fuckwit.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
you're correct
but it's HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Hah
I know, I really, really do. But he's an arse, and he's messing you about.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
he's confused
but it is having the same effect!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
No.
He's an arse.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)
all my friends say that!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
swipey is a shallow slag, shallow slag, shallow slag
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
you say that like it's news.......

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I said it with difficulty

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
it has a certain rhythm to it, mind
i am singing it inside my head now to the tune of that... can't remember the main bit, but then it goes... doo dah doo dah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
oh good that's what I wrote it to go with :D

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
it is really quite catchy
i need to replace it with something...

... how about TGB is a mean old bully, doo dah, doo dah???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
HEY
I'm not old.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
not compared to me, i suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
An echo, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
excuse me
kegels cure all
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
How old is he? 5?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
that's his iq

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I suspect you are much better than that...
as Monty speaks highly of you, off the board.

Get your Chrissie present and give him the elbow.

Just sayin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
monty has excellent taste
but i am still blushing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Don't blush.
Lose the cock and get with a winner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
he just emailed me
and he did, in fact, use the word cock.

but not in an insulting sense.

ok ok, new year's resolution: no more cock from the cock!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh swipe =(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I shall remind you you siad that around the 10th January

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
weirdly enough
we have theatre tickets for that very night. if we haven't fallen out before then, or if he hasn't married some thai bird on his lads' holiday over xmas.

so can we say 11 jan? i'll do it then!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
ok done
*makes note in diary*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Thailand with the lads?
Pur-leez.

I'd have him tested when he gets back if I were you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
You know that thing in class when you shoot your arm in the air 'cus you now the answer and you go 'oh oh ohhh me' and you strain so hard that you have to use your other arm for support.
Yeah', well, that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Haha, I've heard off TGB the amount of cleaning she used to do
I'm not talking about that kind of filth...
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
No doubt he'll say please before asking you to shove the footlong dildo up his arse then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)
how on earth do you think he'll be able to talk
around the ballgag?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
He'll tap out first and give you the "safe" word

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
He likes to call her "Steve"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Schteve

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
M'alright Gonz, you?

(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
How's your new job going?
And how's your man?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Good, busy and meh.
in brief.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)
That sucks

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
sucks she dates schmucks

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
She dates circumcision skins?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Is that what a schmuck is?
Eww.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Do they have proper name?
Is that what a schmuck is? LOOK AT ME I'M LEARNING!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I believe so.
But I am not a practising Red Sea pedestrian.

EDIT: Yiddish for penis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
*shrug*
How's stuff with you?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
alright, getting the bathroom redone at the moment
but they dropped the charges against the guy who vandalised our car.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Why? Didn't he do it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Do you want me to send the boys round and duff him up Al?
I'll make some calls for you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I bet you know a few boys.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
My cousin was a fifth Dan in various martial arts for a while
And a bouncer. And in the Hells Angels. I know lots of people through him. They are all lovely but scary.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Open up a can a whoop-ass on this boy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Oh man, was he like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse?
Did he ever tear a mans throat out with his bare hands?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Not that he ever admitted to
he could do proper roundhouse kicks though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah, I can do that.
And The Crane.

And The One Inch Punch.

Easy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
yes dear
Of course you can. Your beer gut doesn't get in the way at all. That's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Beer gut?
You must be thinking of somebody else. :-D
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
oh silly me.
Maybe it was Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Yeah, deffo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Probably =(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I would greatly appreciate it
If they could possibly take him to the bank to withdraw £900 to repair the damage he did too that would be even better. But he'll have to remember to take his cheque book.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Why did whoever it was vandalise your car
and why is whoever it is dropping charges?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Because he was a cunt who decided to throw paintstripped on it for no apparent reason
Because the CPS are cunts who despite charging him and setting a court date and all the rest now decide there isn't enough evidence against him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Child protection society?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Crown prosecution service.

(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Croissant preservation society?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
*whistles*
doesn't quite fit to the tune though, sadly.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
say it faster it'll be fine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Do you know where he lives?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
No.
Sadly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Even if I did
the Mrs has a real bee in her bonnet about us not lowering ourselves to his level.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Your Mrs
Whilst undoubtedly right and lovely, doesn't need to know about these things. I'd brick his windows at 4am or something.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Oh man next time you're about we'll get some balaclavas
and go break shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Too right!
Pick a CCTV free escape route and the world is yours to smash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
it's norf laandaaan innit
allowed to smash shit up here and do some lootin on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Keep your eye out.
And paint stripper the cunt's face if you see him out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
That's really fucking retarded
if they had enough evidence to arrest and convict how have they suddenly not got enough to take it to court?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Because they are stupid cunts. Probably.
The mrs is going to try and find out why.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'll try and get it so he wees himself and I'll film it and put it on youtube and send you the link
and you can point and laugh at pissy pants.

£900 for the damge and an extra £200 for the emotional damage. May as well get a few drinks out of it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

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