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What? No lunch thread? Problem solved. I had sandwiches that I made at my desk. As it is close to pay day for me.
Alt: The most money you have ever owed aside from a mortgage? I think for me it was the upper £50k. *shudders*
Alt alt: Have any of your mates had sex with a relative of yours or have you...etc?
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Personal guarantees on commercial loansIM SURPRISED I SLEEP AT NIGHT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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For a tad more than 22k though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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A friend of mine is a partner at a big law firm and is on for about £8m in leases. His share. (, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Fuck meWhat would happen if they were called in?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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Not much any of them can do really. It's only a guarantee for the rentThe firm would have to go bust.
Normal practice apparently.
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He gets to take his kids out of private school and rent an appropriate two bed ex LA in Catford(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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As long as the doors are locked when driving through there bruv(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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A pieSteak and Kidney. I am fucking starving still.
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£22K on a car. Ooocha
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They have all been through my Mum. No, in actual fact. I have in the past done both sisters of my mate's girlfriend. Does this count?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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I did go on both of them, yesAbout 10 years apart mind you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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10 years apart? How old was the younger one when you were knocking off her older sister?
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Nice. Then you made your move on her when she was 26. And the older sister was how old by this time?
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About 36 I thinkShe was much older than me.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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That's great. Shagged thm both when they were 26 then!!!! Fucking funny.
Did you ask the older one to sniff your finger?
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No, my mate's ladyHe was very put out about the whole thing. Meh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I'd find it hilarious. I'd be more miffed knowing you had sex with MY girlfriend 10 years earlier.
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Is 10 days long enough ago?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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They will have compared notesTo see how far downhill your performance has gone due to ageing,
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Personal guarantee on company overdraft - £150,000.
Car - £80,000.
Being married & having kids will cost me more over the next 20+ years though.
EDIT: A mate's sister. An acquaintance's wife.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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Ouch! That concentrates the mind. I am surprised you sleep as well.
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I sold the company so don't have to worry about that od any more.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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Think of a pointless one up manship 4x4 for the discerning marketing executive around townand then add repossession
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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I quite like the new one if that helps, the old version was fucking awful(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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Not in a position to afford either at the moment.Currently looking to buy a estate car now I have a family. Probably something like a Passat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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Yeah they're alright, the Octavia might work out better value(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Difficult to find those with a leather interiorWhich is a must as it is so much easier to clear up baby sick off leather than off cloth.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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If you want to call him a cunt then just call him a cunt.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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A decent A6 is out of my budget. The Passat is the same underneath as an A4 and I can get a better VW for the same money.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Swallow your pride and buy a 12 month old 5 series.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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That's actually what I meant to type.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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the only important question iswhat colour?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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you should get a job naming make-uphilarity would ensue
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Passat is the same as the A6 not the A4 innit?at least it used to be.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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I thought it was the A4The A6 is a bit of a beast. They both could be off the same platform.
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Yes.i had had a nasty car accident in a convertible and wanted something big and robust that still had decent acceleration. The only problem was 19mpg (if I behaved) and 6mpg if I didn't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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I dunno you seem fairly decent IRLBut I do struggle to think of a car that screams "utter wanker" more clearly.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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Simple veggie pasta type thingAlt: £350 to a friend
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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Alt: £62K. I owe this RIGHT NOW.Alt alt: as you know, I shagged Yeti's aunt.
Lunch? Meh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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You betcha.Cool eh?
I do have equity of about 90k though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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It's a lot of cash. I only cleared my debt because I sold the house I lived in and made enough money to do so.
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Does his aunt smell as much as he does?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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She does now, yes.OF SPUNK!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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What two words do you think that is a contraction of? EDIT: Hahaha. First one is pretty obvious.
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There is an extinct and v obscure Japanese ethnic tribe called The Hairy Ainu. I’ve seen pics of them.books.google.co.uk/books?id=uM1Fx9og0B4C&pg=PA48&lpg=PA48&dq=hairy+ainu+tribe+of+japan&source=bl&ots=c5GMTpDDzN&sig=ZknJclvHy2c269pAsLM5J-rEkaQ&hl=en&sa=X&ei=m8wzT9CtEuPQ0QX43I2yAg&ved=0CEwQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&q=hairy%20ainu%20tribe%20of%20japan&f=false
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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I for one welcome our new Ainu overlordsand their ceremonial moustache lifters.
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Well, it was going to be lentil soup and pitta breadbut, seeing as I grabbed a tin of tesco value kidney beans from the cupboard this morning.... it'll be just pitta bread.
Alt: If student loans count, about 5K, if not about 1K, do could be far worse. I hate being in debt.
AltAlt: mercifully no
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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1k. Pfft. You're not even trying. How are the sleeping tabs working out?
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they work fine when I take thembut the buggers will never give me more than 7 at a time and it takes 2 to knock me out. I'm going to try one and an early night tonight and see how that goes.
I think the underlying issue is I need to take up meditation or some shit, I get stupidly stressed even over comparitively minor stuff and it's just not right.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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WAHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE333333333333333333AAAAAAAAAA@@@@@@@@@@@@@@LLLLLLLLLLLY?(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
When I was a teen I went through loads and loads of different sleeping/anxiety pills to try, but for the last 9-10 years or soo, I've been on Amyltriptaline, and it works a charm.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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I'm trying to avoid going back on the happy pills again, as I'm generally pretty cheery,but for some reason, starting at the tail end of last year I seem to always be stressing. it's odd as it's not really like me generally.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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Nah, closest thing for me is grassbut I'm trying not to start smoking again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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doesn't weed make you paranoid and jumpy anyway?reckon that might be why you have anxierty to start off with?
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Some people maybe, never did that to me.unless it's a side effect of stopping smoking it, but I'm pretty sure the dates don't add up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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Nor me. It's an urban myth - unless you're a whoopsy lightweight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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These studies to which you alludeidentify that a tiny proportion of smokers MAY experience issues. Much as alcohol makes a tiny proportion of drinkers violent and/or dependent. Like that - but an even tinier proportion. They also suggest that this small demographic are, to use a medical term, 'whoopsy lightweights'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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No way blud. I'm HARDCORE TO DA BONE.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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FUCK YOU MEDICAL BOARD, YOUR SCIENTIFIC METHORDOLOGY MEANS NOTHING !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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i thought i saw a documentary where they said smoking it for a long peroid can change the way your brain works a bitso after a while even when you stop using your still a bit jumpy, even if you didn't get paranoid on it
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Only if you're a whoopsy lightweight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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i'm pretty sure your only saying that cos the people in the wall told you to(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
They told me that you are a whoopsy lightweight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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Have you seen this weeks episode of 'Being Human'?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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Doing anything for a long period will change the way your brain processes information,
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You're right.I no longer fancy your mum.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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They ain't happy pills, they're (in my case) for pain and anxiety, but they work well for sleep too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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OK, will bear in mind, but generally would rather sort my head than take more pills.thanks anyway
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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Cool, totally agree that's the best way to do it if you can, but think of it as having your arm in a caste, you wouldn't think twice about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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Oh, yes, I aply this to temporary things.the stupid way my brain works won't get better by it's sel;f though
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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i had a delicious and not at all grey and watery mushroom soup and wateri had an egg credit card as a student, promptly racked up £6,000, spent the next 4 years dodging them. eventually qualified as a solicitor and paid them off in 3 months, but it still haunts my credit rating. entirely my own stupid fault, but really, who gives £6,000 credit to a student?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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i'm never quite sure whether responsibility lies more with the lender or the borroweri mean, mine was just stupid, as i was spending it on clothes and going out, but i also knew when i qualified i would be able to afford it. but lots of people just get attracted by the flashy deals. a bit immoral that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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If they don't check you out, earnings etcThen you can usually barter them down.
I did that for my ex, got about 4k knocked off 10k.
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they usually end up selling it off cheap to a company like cabotwhich will then try and agree a 50-75% deal with you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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thank christ you reminded mei have a fine for not renewing my tax disc in time that i forgot to pay and that goes on the register if i don't pay it today.
THANKS!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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the irony iseven though i paid it all off about 6 years ago now, it still mashes my credit rating to the extent that i bet they wouldn't lend to me again. not that i've tried.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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I had a pot noodle and a packet of "Metcalfe's skinny popcorn: chocolate crackle flavour", as I'm working from home today, as my insides are WohIsMe'ing.Alt: I owed my Ma' about a grand at one point, but she said I don't have to pay it after a little while.
Alt Alt: See Alt.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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i hated that popcorn when i first tried itand then got to like it. it's strangely addictive for something that isn't covered in toffee and chocolate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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oh i had a ginsters steak thing, pack of mccoys, pack of hula hoops, a blue riband, an apple, a banana, and a sausage rollalt. I owe about a squiilion pounds to your mum for services rendered
alt alt i want to do malc's sister and maybe my exes mum but thats it
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I'll have a word with my Mum for you. Perhaps we can get you on a payment plan.
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Somewhere at ten-year-old is missing their packed lunch.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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Alt: Only student loans, which I've never repaid.18 years and counting on the first one.
Alt alt: My sister's best friend, when I was 17. She was large, I was drunk. I am not proud.
Also, one of my friends had an unrequited obsession with my sister around the same time. That was odd.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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I think the most he managedWas to write some soppy love songs. She was not interested.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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It was a different story with me. I was litereally beating her off with a shitty stick.
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About 30K all in in when I finished my PhD.Got rid of it fairly quickly though. I think I owe about 12K now but that's mostly money "re-arranging" and I've got at least 5 times that in equity anyway.
Well, yeah, it's your duty to shag your mate's attractive sisters, isn't it? Although I genuinely accidentally came very close to a crossover with my brother, which would have haunted me for some time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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why in more ways than one?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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well because he was your actual brotheras well as your belly brother
or would have been
look, it doesn't stand up to much analysis, mm-kay?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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haha, OK.It didn't happen anyway, thank fuck. Just.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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i don't think it's as bad if you got to go firstsloppy seconds, that's what you don't want to be eating
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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this would have been about 2 years apartat the very least I'd have hoped she'd washed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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Fortunately, very few of my friends have attractive sisters, and those who do are either several years younger or older than I am.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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I'd always try it on with older sisters. I fingered my mate's older sister at his 15th birthday party. She was 17.
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Meh. Mate's older sisters are the way forward when you're in your late teens.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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The only one who was around when we were that age was only a year older than us(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Ah, a mate had a 23 year old sister when I was 17.Good times.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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The closest I've had to anything like this is either the time I snogged my girlfriend's cousin, or when I snogged my brother's girlfriend's sister.Both of which were rather funny
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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Nope, SkemI've been fairly well behaved since moving to Macclesfield
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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About 19 grand at one point.But 9 of that doesn't count as it's student loans and they can go and whistle.
My bank loan is now at the half way stage.
It was my fault for letting my ex run it all up in my name, but I had none of the fun of it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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My ex-wife walked away with 100 grand of joint money.that was nice of her, I thought.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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You got her number?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Strangely, no.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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I moved out when we split upshe sold the house despite that being in breach of a court order and shipped all the financial assets of the marriage plus the equity to the US into a bank account not in her name.
Almost impossible to recover. The court seized her UK assets, effectively, but I only got 16K back and it cost me 8K in legal fees to get that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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One word for that: cuntish. Did you cheat on her with her 23 year old sister?
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Meh. It's only money. I'm not on the street or owt.
No, she was an only child. Luckily for the male population.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Shit, dude. What did you put in your joints? Diamonds?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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that's just how I roll, Dr S.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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It's all about the massive drugs here, Quints - didn't you get the memo?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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textbook MDing.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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i liked it when mia MD'd in Pulp fiction and they stabbed her with that marker pen(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)
These things happen.If someone said to me "Give me ten grand to keep this nutter out of your life" I'd have found it. So that's basically what I did. Pursuing the money would have meant aggro and contact. Some of it was down to me, but mostly i used it to pay rent when I got none from her, or it would be a 'loan' that i never got back here and there. it built up.
lesson learnt.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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No.I just went out with a bird when i was a yungster
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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Tough lesson. It makes one cynical though and you don't then want to let new people take the piss even though they have no intention.
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it's so unromanticbut deeds of trust are essential. you should never underestimate how much someone can fuck you over at some point down the line. and if they baulk at a deed of trust or a living together agreement, then that of itself is a bad sign.
i see sooooo many people who've been done over by former partners, siblings, even parents/kids. it's really sad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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Deeds of trust are only of any use if you aren't married though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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dependsbut yeah, family lawyers can unpick it more than most. esp if you have kids.
the main thing to watch out for is if you are putting more cash in than the other party. otherwise it doesn't really matter.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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The court will always start from the position it's a 50:50 split if no kids.You'd have to go some to get anything else. Deed of trust would count the same as a pre-nup - ie fuck all unless the marriage was short. Investment of time is the same as money in a divorce so being a higher contributor is irrelevent unless you can somehow prove the other party had been hiding money away or blowing it on their own lifestyle. Been there, done that, sold the t-shirt to cover the legal fees.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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I think the concept is reasonably fair, actually.the problem is usually the execution.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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If the marriage is shortyou're entitled to take back what you brought in, so if you had a lot before you were married you'd get that back - but much over 5 years and even that doesn't apply.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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i've never done family law, so i am vague there. it's kind of a grey overlapbut i HAVE succeeded on a deed of trust where the husband put in 90% and the wife 10%. however, she may have baulked at the fees and backed down.
ah, they'd only been married 3 years. maybe that explains it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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pricing the other person out of the game with legal feesis how it usually works.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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it's a key factor in 90% of my negotiationsonly insurers and seriously high net worth individuals with a point of "principle" ignore it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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WOOLFE WILL BE FURIOUS !!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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haha i've met himall i could think of to say was "nice speech".
he must have thought i was a scarlet gibbering idiot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:39,
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Yeah, I ent got a fucking clue what to say to the great and good, so I keep me trap shut and look stupid, it's worked so far.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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we had this guy here who practically robbed his own kids of every penny they hadbrilliant bloke, we made him MD
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Love isn't about romance.It's about shooting your muck right up someone's fishy cunt
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you should get a job writing valentine's cardsthat was better than anything i saw in paperchase today.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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for the 12th time on hereRoses are red
Ivy is twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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ah, man, considered the subject matter of the coversation aboveyou've done well to make me giggle. Have a gold star, sir.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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Both Badger and I find it hilarious. I am surprised that you are so against it as you are clearly a product of it.
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hey hey hey, it's the only way he gets laidso don't be mean to him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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well holy fuck i just saw thisthats a bit completely out of order innit?
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Hell yes.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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some by clowns.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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Roses are redViolets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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it's not just the ivy that's twisted, is it?so this brother of yours.
he hot?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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He's married with two small kids.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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does that mean he can't be hot?yeah ok, i guess it does.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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he also has a brother who looks like uncle fester in a flight suitso the genese aren't too good neither
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coming from the man who didn't manage to inherit a neck from either parenti find this a bit much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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I'm confused by this post.Where would you get that idea from?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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where does he get most of his ideas from?his own hairy distended arsehole, by the look of it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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ah, right, that makes sense nowI thought you were talking about my brother when you meant his brother. No worries.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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tahts why i said 'he' in a conversation where your brother was being refered to as 'he'YOU THICK PAL?
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i think you're overestimating the time/attention he pays to your posts, if i'm being brutally honest(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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yes, but you'd also refer to me as "he" in that situation. Even if I was paying enough attention to read it properlyso, in conclusion, no, no I'm not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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especially what with you having a photo of yourself in a flight suit in your profileyou really are really stupid
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No you wouldn'tas you weren't replying to me, you were replying to swipe.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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yes i fucken wouldi was replyin to swipe who had replied to you, in the preceding 10 texts or so your brother was referred to as 'he', and as i ahve never seen your brother, and you have a FUCKEN picture of your FUCKEN self in your FUCKEN profiel wearing a FUCKEN jumpsuit you should have known that i fucken meant fucken you
FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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quentin is a neckless desperate mentalnext.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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Most women seem to think he's pretty hotI more thought the wife and children woudl put you off.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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that was my point, darlingthat the wife and kids automatically mean he can no longer be considered as hot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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good stuff.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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sad but truei actually have some principles.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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About 750 quid to my Dad.I almost got there with my overdraft at Christmas, but got a nice cash in hand job at New Year so it all disappeared.
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oh you cunt, leave me alone and get out there and make some salesyou cunt
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Fuck off, it's your fault Sasha leftYou shouldn't have been sticking your dick in the companies ink
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I DINT! honest, it was tricky what tried to chuck one up her i was only messing aroundthats why joe calls him a drity dog every day
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i'm sure our paths will cross againfrom the sound of it she gets around quite a bit
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You leave Sasha aloneShe's an angel. She's just had a bit of trouble that's all.
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That's 'cause you've got Joe wrapped round your little fingerHe'll do whatever you ask him to
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yeah but i love himi don't care that he looks like the guy from agadoo, he's a top bloke
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Big gay clubnightSet up, door work, teardown, van driving. All cash in hand. Great for post-Christmas debts.
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Ahh right, I know someone who's worked the door on gay clubs, but I think thaey were north of the river.Club Kali is the only name I can remember
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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FOR ROOTA:the liverpudlian insult 'meff' means a tramp, or person who drinks methylated spirits.
Schooled on your own city of culture there
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Oh I see, we're playing that game now are we Gary?or should I say Tricky?!
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oh man it was well lol earliermalc has been flirting with this girl at another firm, even tho he has a girlfirend with two kids between them right
and tricky started emailing him pretending to be from this girl asking for a threesome, and malc fell for it
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Cheers QuintCaught any sharks today?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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you know, the usuallSUcking off the homeless for loose change.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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for you baby, I'll do it for freeit's a standing policy for b3tans
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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originally yes, but now we just use it to mean div or badly-dressedOr a 'meffy' house is a scruffy house.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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i know that, but you said you didn't know so i told youDON'T START WITH ME WOMAN
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Not just Liverpool, I've often heard it used in Doncaster too.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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I owe student loans about £22kand took out a bank loan to finish uni and have surgery. I've paid £4.5k of the original £10k of that back, though. Oh, and I owe my stepdad some, but the vast majority of that is having just had to borrow nearly a grand and a half for the deposit on my new flat.
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I am permanently impoverished paying the cunt backbut I am much happier for it. I could have had the op on the NHS - eventually - but I would have had to get much worse than I was and I was fucked off with having to a) wait and b) get worse so I went private.
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Did they give you the full penetrable twat or just lop off your fiddle and prunes?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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If she had a sex change, then why would she have to 'wait for it to get worst' ?It's not like you can wake up in the morning in a daze, go to the toilet as usual, look down and think "AGHHH FUCK, I HAVE EVEN _MORE_ PENIS NOW ! DAMN IT, ITS GETTING WORST"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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You've had surgery to fix your insides, I've had surgery to fix my insides, we've had surgery to fix our insides..... *sigh*.... so much in common.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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i just gazzed her sayingGO OUT WITH GONZO, TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM
no need to tahnk me
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I like to think that nobody would have to "take one for the team" to be with me, that I'm alright enough for someone to wanna be with me.Or maybe they can 'take one for the team' to begin with, and then get hooked. A bit like how drug dealers lace weed with smack to get people on the ball.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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thats what i was going forit'll be like pretty woman, the first ones just a job but then you'll rescue her from prostituion and it'll be ok
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Keep em in a permanent daze of morphine and methadone, with a weekly monitored phone call home(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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oh right so she/he's thin now?might have to get myself a new shirt
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