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Generic Friday Starter ThreadHas this been a good or a bad week? Anything good planned for the weekend? What did CQ actually say that got him "stepped"?
The answers, AND MORE, lie within
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How do you wind down for the weekend? A cheeky lunchtime pint? Bacon sarnie? Line of skag? Cat rape?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 6:53,
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It was boring enough yesterdayHe got stepped for being a deleting crybaby, who also happens to distribute child pornography.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:21,
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I dont think he did delete thoughI cannot comment on the child porn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:00,
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It was pretty gruesome stuff.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03,
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As I predicted, the week has been full of meh.I will be cutting trees down near Basingstoke over the weekend. everyone of them will, in my mind's eye, morph into my boss as I whack it with a big axe. This is the best way to unwind after a week stuck in front of the computer.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:30,
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I'm going to be working this weekend. So I won't really have anything good on, aside from tonight, when I'm going out to see a friend play at a bar. Should be a good night. :D
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It involves ping-pong balls(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:31,
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I bought a steak from the butchers on monday morning and I really fancy it tonight.Is it OK to eat still?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:35,
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No problem at all.assuming you have kept it in the fridge, and not behind the radiator.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:38,
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Yeah', in the fridge.Sweet.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:38,
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You've just aged it a bit more, so increased it's tastyness.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:39,
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In the plastic wrapper bag thing that the butchers use, in the fridge.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:41,
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EDITMonday evening, I mean, he cut it about 5ish.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:41,
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I've just looked, turns out I did freeze it.I'm making some Baboti instead tonight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:11,
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I don't know about anyone elseBut I'm shattered today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:41,
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It has been a long week Jeff, but how much did you drink last night?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:43,
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I went to the gymAnd drank Ribena afterwards.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:04,
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Sorry, I don't understand a word of this.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:09,
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I'm a big fan of mixing ribena with water.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:21,
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Not ready for the full Ribena experience, eh?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:32,
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Fooking exhausting weekEvery day has followed the same pattern; work, dancing, home, more dancing, bed. Factor in the three mile hike down the Uni for dancing and the same back each night, and you have one seriously tired (but increasingly thin) Foxtrot.
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Due to gut rot I appear to have lost 8lb in the last 10 days(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58,
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If you want a week of explosive farts, feel freeMy arse actually hurt with so much farting
*awaits strikethroughs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02,
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Honestly, I went out on the Friday and I felt like a fucking hovercraft(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:09,
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You sick fuckWhere would you even stick it in? A car I could understand, that's what the exhaust pipe is for, but a hovercraft? The mind boggles
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I like the danger of the blades*spunks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:35,
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It's been a long week, that's all I knowI've got a gathering at mine tomorrow night, that should be fun!
I couldn't give two shits what he was banned for, as it was clearly bollocks. Others are still around who have said far worse.
Alt: I used to have a pint after work, but now I tend to not even bother with that. Tonight will consist of films and drinking for me!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:50,
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A gathering with pitchforks and flaming torches?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:52,
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I've been enjoying some beer from round your way recentlyFrom the Red Willow Brewery. I particularly enjoyed their Smokeless, which is a smoked porter infused with chipotle. Went very well with a chilli.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16,
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Ah, very nice!The brewery is only about 2 minutes drive from my house
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:50,
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or a ten minute walk for the non-obese(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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Less than that, there's a cut through(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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Fucking hell, I leave my computer for 2 minutes...and there's another outbreak of manstruation. What's up this time?
This week has been both. I'm in new levels of pain and I'm not allowed to shower until tomorrow but my arm is now plated up.
Alt: always with the skaggy cat rape, sporters. always.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:53,
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Concentrate on the league eh Badge(been waiting fooking YEARS to say that to a Man U fan)
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do you know what?bilbao were brilliant over both games and there's a lot of people clusterwanking about it today but frankly .. at no point in either game did Man U actually look like they were trying or that they gave a shit. I don't understand it, really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03,
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You know Utd have been done when Fergie can't be arsed to whinge about the refIt's bound to prompt the usual caterwauling about this not being a vintage United side but the Europa League is hardly the measure of that.
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I think though, the point is, regardless of the quality of competition or how much the fans/players claim not to carethey got proper outclassed. Twice. And that's just funny.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:09,
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I don't understand why the players didn't carebut they very obviously didn't.
what I find proper funny is my scouse mates banging on about Man U being knocked out of europe twice. Yeah, try qualifying for europe before you comment, boys.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13,
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I'm actually far more worried about how rancid they were against Basle tbh.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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there is a certain style of football that UK teams seen unable to cope withbut really, if you watched the games, they were half-arsed about everything. They could have competed had they bothered trying... it's almost like if they didn't try, they wouldn't need to care about risking losing.
Edit: Fergie hasn't whined properly all season. I think someone has replaced him with some kind of clone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:11,
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Maybe he's mellowing with ageHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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We should hire Fergie for England manager(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:28,
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didn't he once say he'd rather die?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:30,
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no idea I just wanted to be involved in the chat....(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:32,
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the last scot doing an egnlishmans job wasn't exactly a great success(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Give Dozer a chanceHe might make a good mod once he gets over his banhammer-happy tendencies
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I still can't read the word Banhammer withouthearing "Crockett's Theme"
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48,
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I always picture some sweaty, long-haired virgin in his mid-30s, wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirtsurrounded by similar stereotypes, bellowing in what he imagines to be a gruff approximation of John Rhys-Davies' bellow in Lord of the Rings, as he pretends to be a mighty Dwarven warrior named Torin Banhammer.
But that's just me.
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That is how I picture everyone on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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I think everyone outside of Sussex said they'd rather die, actuallyA Jock manage England? Whatever next, the World Cup bring played in a country who've never qualified for the tournament, home to stone age attitudes, alcohol restrictions and absurdly high temperatures, just because they're oil-rich?
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the next world cup is in russiabut your point is fair.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:40,
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The NEXT World Cup is in BrazilLook, I'm really sorry, this is probably the only time I'm ever going to be able to prove you wrong on something, so I'm off for a lap of honour
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oh yeahgood point.
I'm using the mixture of tramadol, codine and leftover nerve blocker as an excuse
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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*practices tearful victory speech*If you're suggesting that a combination of chemicals have impeded your brain from performing to its maximum capability, can I apply the same to my congenital stupidity?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:53,
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This week has been OK.I had a record breaking day of egg hunting yesterday - www.thebigegghunt.co.uk/ - , finding 19 new ones , so that made me feel good.
Tomorrow I am going to Canary Wharf and Knightsbridge to get those ones, as well as picking up three weeks worth of DC Comics in Basildon that I haven't collected after being away the last two weekends.
(Look, I gave up drinking, I didn't claim to have removed the addictive personality completely, OK?).
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:54,
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Oh 'FOR' the weekend, not 'AT'.Um...I wind down by masturbating out of the window by my 8th floor desk trying to hit the tourists in the queue for The London Eye.
As a younger man, I may have had a chance, these days it just dribbles listlessly onto the Japanese tourists taking the open topped bus tour on the road below.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:56,
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as a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58,
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I clicked 'I like this'but I am not sure quoting films is acceptable round these parts.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59,
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It's not, reallyI just felt it was relevant to the conversation and imagined you doing a Monty voice.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:01,
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I can actually do that voice. Hang on...*cough*
*ahem*
*deep breath*
"I'm so fucking poor and I love Hitler and I think David Bowie is shit you fucking bent spastic. Drugs, Needos, Food, moan moan moan"
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03,
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Good work. 9/10. Needs more mentions of daughter and mad ex girlfriend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13,
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I actually deleted those, as it felt too mean and personal.I'm actually nicer than i seem, you see.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:20,
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That isn't hard thoughYou seem like a right cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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oh and bent, this is bent, thats bent, your benteverything is bent except me
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It has been an ok week I thinkI thought yesterday's shenanigans were hilarious and provided us with four threads with a post count over 300 (despite multiple deletions). There may be life in offtopic yet...
My understanding is that CQ has been branded as a nasty racist by the mods (I reckon one of them must be one of those porridge wogs).
I take my weekend pleasures in small measure these days, so I am looking forward to finishing at 3pm today, picking my son up from school and taking him on an educational visit to the best off licence in the world (well, in this city at least). There will also be fine curry eaten, probably on Saturday night.
Alt: It is all about the sneaky afternoon pint for me since giving up weed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:01,
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I may pint at lunchtimebut I am seriously looking forward to tomorrow's curryfest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02,
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I am so evangelical about my local curry takeawayI now have friends who travel across the city to eat his food (and this is in a city which has no shortage of Indian restaurants & takeaways). If you are ever vaguely near the Midlands, I will insist on dragging you there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:11,
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I've recently found one I love, makes all the differenceall curies were not created equal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:17,
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This^I hadn't realised the restaurant we are going to also did takeaway
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:21,
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It seems that some regional specialising is keyMost places tend to have roughly the same generic menu with little to distinguish them. There are huge variations between the food from the north and the south of India.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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Ooh!Which one is it? I'm (nearly) in Cov so I'd like to give it a go!
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The Indian Empress on Binley Road (opposite Bulls Head)I absolutely insist that you go there. If you don't love it, I will pay for your meal. All freshly prepared South Indian food (he buys all his ingredients daily from the greengrocer around the corner). As opposed to the bland generic Bangladeshi food that is on offer at most Indian places in Cov.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:21,
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I shall dine from there this very evening!Thanks for the recommendation.
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Oh man, I found an indian just up the road this week, I'm gonna give it a try tonight now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:52,
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Looks good.www.the-poppadom.co.uk/menu/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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Close enoughCome and have a curry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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This place only does takeaway, so we'd actually be staying in...*winks*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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I have been out at clients for the last three days and I'm now exhaustedalso mini spe now wakes up at 6am every day which is tedious.
The weekdn will involve some DIY some rugby, some F1 and hopefully many sleeps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:06,
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Got man flu.Guinness seemed to help last night, however the effects aren't helping this morning.
Tomorrow will be more decorating, rugby and curry. Sunday watching films, reading and beer.
Alt: A wank.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:12,
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Drink more Guinness to counter the after effects.tangledupinblue takes no responsibility for any alcohol related problems which may arise from advice given.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:18,
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This week has been a Curate's egg...... Good in parts. Some excellent client visits but far too much paperwork (can I still call it that when it's all done on a laptop?)
This weekend I are mostly celebrating the semi-inlaws' 60th wedding anniversary on Saturday with all of the G/F's relatives - stone cold sober as I'm driving.
Sunday will be twang club followed by a large roast dinner followed by snoozing in front of the fire.
Rock & Roll!
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always in r harts(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:17,
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He certainly had the biggest pube face here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:27,
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and it seemed to me that you lived your life like a pubic hair in the facethat doesn't really go, but it'll do
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I read that to the tune of candle in the wind.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:49,
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I think that was the point.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:52,
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Generic Friday StarterThe Prodigy's less etc...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:23,
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haha!Twisted Friday Starter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:35,
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This week has been a hard oneFAR too much work on at the moment, leading to me working every night this week and now also tomorrow
Curryfest on Saturday and massive roast dinner on Sunday
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Curry on Saturday and many, many pints. A cheeky two at lunch I think, with a bit of fruit machine action
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:42,
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do you get paid for overtime?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:49,
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Fucking shitEmotional relapse
I am hoping for alcohol this weekend.
On the plus side, I have been idly browsing around job sites. I may be starting to think about sorting my shit out.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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*THUMPS DESK* DAMMIT THATS THE KIND OF GOGETTER ATTITUDE THAT WE NEED MORE OF ROUND HERE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:59,
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Listless, half-hearted go gettersare the best kind. Let nobody tell you otherwise.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:12,
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it's over Kroney, they will never make another series of "Voyager" you need to move on*tough love*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:01,
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You say that, but my online petitionHas already got six signees. It's only been going four years. With this sort of public opinion they can't fail butto feel the pressure.
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If I were a mod that sort of grammar would see you banned five ways from Tuesday(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Alt: Ms Foxtrot is on a hen do tomorrowI'm basically free ALL AFTERNOON, with no fear of the thumb-horn being blown to bring me to heel. Anyone fancy a pint?
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I have drunk enough to kill a lesser man this week.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:18,
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That is not answering my questionI assume it pre-empts the need to ask if you've had a good break, however
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Yes, OK, make mine a Peroni.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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All Bar One does Peroni on tap. And EstrellaSee you there at 2? Bear in mind that if you stand me up, you'll be no different from any of the other spineless homosexuals who've done so.
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yes, but you're 400 miles away.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:19,
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I suggest you book your train tickets now then sunshineI'll set them up while you're en route
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You should consider doing this, as I amwww.goal.com/en-gb/news/2995/betting/2012/03/16/2968703/the-accumulator-millwall-vs-southampton-and-eight-other-football-
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23,
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I don't bet as a rule mateAnd am a bit brassic at the moment anyway
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Plus, y'know, day off, no dancing, no housework, free time, etc......the last thing I'll want to do is think about Championship football innit?
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Yeah, that's just as badas thrashing around at the wrong end of the second division under a horribly inept manager, less than a season after being a bent referee away from the Premiership
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Great week thanks.Hol was ace. Stupidness with ex over child maintenance casting a shadow over the last 24hrs, now not seeing daughter tonight/tomorrow which is super-shit.
CQ what? What's the boy done (apols but I'm not reading all this thread to catch up)?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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Morning MontyYou've not missed much.
How was Iceland?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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Monty is now upholding the proud traditions of b3tans who have not yet learnt what a razor is for ALONE!!!(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Never mindI've just remembered that Lighters is also a face-fuzz aficionado
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Amazing, apart from the Northern Lights which were more Northern Shites, sadly.Great Viking stuff and a v beautiful country.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23,
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Definitely.Why I didn't book today off as well is a fucking mystery. I am retarded. This is not a mystery after all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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I think Battered has got a link bookmarked that answers this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:26,
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Happy to obligeb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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Did you eat soup from a bowl made of bread while drinking Turborg next to a log fire while Tom Waits plays and then get drunk and tell an American girl you just met that you think you are in love with her?
I suppose everyone has a different experience of Iceland.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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He went to the country not the shop.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:32,
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I've been drunk in both.I'm fairly sure the one with the fire was the country. That or I dropped my cigarette in the shop.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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No, but then I'm not a spastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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No, we knowb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:45,
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He agreesb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1542921
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:50,
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This is like William Burroughs' cut-up stuff.You weird cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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Lusty was rather gutted.The week before, they were amazing, according the (quite possibly lying) coach driver.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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That makes sense there was a large coronal mass ejection going past the planet a couple of weeks backyou probably just missed it.
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It was supposed to make them visible further south tooDidn't reach the Midlands though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:45,
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We saw a green, foggy rainbow, effectively.Plus the whole thing was ruined by what appeared to be extras from Phoenix Nights talking shit v loudly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:56,
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every time I've been to Tromsothey've been brilliant "the day before"
I think there is some untruthing going on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:12,
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My sister recently saw them from a plane on a special northern light spotting tripthe pilot siad they were the best ever, she said they werr disappointing.
Apparently the timelapse version we see on TV has got everyones hopes up too much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:15,
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The wankers who took pictures when we were thereclaimed the next morning that they were great, too. One of them was a fat lezzer who annoyed me more than I could have believed possible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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I didn't know you went with your Mum(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:18,
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My mother is a medium-sized lezzer.She also can be fucking annoying, mind you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:19,
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Sounds like you went on that program "coach trip"which is full of hateful plebs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:19,
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You tell me, not being mongoloid I have never heard of it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20,
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Frightful commoners who hate 'forrin food' culture and anything else it seemsare driven around Europe to not enjoy the opportunity they've been given. The least popular is then voted off everyday, it's awful.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:22,
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That sounds like the worst television programme ever.Worse than 'Deal or No Deal', which is quite a claim.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:25,
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did she cheat on your mother?sorry
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20,
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Oh Mighters.Mighters, Mighters, Mighters. I thought better of you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:22,
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This is because you are incapable of thought.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:24,
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good man.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:24,
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it's the drugs talkingtramadol and codine - breakfast of champions
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:23,
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Crack Cocaine - That's why Monty goes to Iceland.Which incidently, is the same reason Kerry Catonia does too.
Mum of the year, lol.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:30,
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Who better than Rory to sum things up succinctly for you?www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1561665
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23,
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Ah, I see. The old 'deleting nonce' issue.Always a thorny one...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:24,
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carefulyou don't want him saluting you, by standing to attention, if you know what i mean
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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did he actually get banned? or did he just do a mini-flounce?i crank up for the weekend, not wind down!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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Naughty steppedAlthough he may still be lurking in his sock account.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:30,
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he strikes me more as the kind of person to ban himself tbhbut what do i know?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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*places velvet rope and bouncers at entrance to Swipe's fanny*Form an orderly queue, boys...
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not that kind of crank, you throbbing pervert of doom(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:32,
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The less successful Indiana Jones sequeletc..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:48,
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i'd have thought that would be a lot more successfulapparently there is in fact a porn movie called "raiders of the lost arse". rank!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:51,
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Big nobs and womb sticksis my favourite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:53,
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What makes anyone think cq has actually been stepped rather than just not posting? You people are retarded.
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Oh for fucks' sakes. For FUCKS' SAKES.I'm agreeing with Chompy. I blame you all for this
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He said he'd been stepped on facebook.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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And he came back with a sock.Seems a bit much of an effort to disguise a flounce.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:40,
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Also does anyone want to buy the guts of my current PCyou'll need a case and dvd/cd drive and hdd. but you'll get everything else. I can't remember the specs but it's "OK" and "decent at games"
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I'm not sending you my hard drive,but the graphics card will support HD porn on dual screens if that's what you want.
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I often wonder why I post here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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It's the sparkling wit and Wildean repartee, Rory, you know thatThat and all the juicy fanny just begging to get picked up
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you've got fanny on the brain this morningare you trying to override the gay meme?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:50,
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Yes. Yes I am. Once that's achieved - should be done by midday - I'm going to track down all the WMDs in Iraq, paint the Forth Bridge and find an Oasis song worthy of the name.
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Now's the time to confirm how many times you've cheated on your girlfriend(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:55,
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What a twistThis is just like that Prodigy video.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:59,
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If you pronounce "The Crying Game" backwards it sounds suspiciously like Rory Lyon(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Oddly, that track has been stuck in my head this morning...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:03,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:15,
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Do you slow down your car to stare at accidents on the motorway too?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:44,
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it's becasue it's the only place in the world where you can feel better than everyonewell, here and a romanian mental asylum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:46,
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Everyone wants HD porn on dual screens, ChompyEspecially internet shutins.
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Holla atcha!!How's perv bosses bite wound?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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What, the band?Or gangrene, you fucking flid?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:28,
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like dick van dyke in Mary poppinsor everyone from "lock, stock and Two smoking barrels"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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i just wrote the first thing that popped in my headYoure thinking too much into it
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:36,
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It looks like they are getting on well
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:47,
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Christ it's like when a delegation from the Soloman Islands goes to Westminster(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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A poll conducted when Betty Boothroyd was Speaker of the HoCrevealed that most Americans thought she was the Queen.
Our "special relationship" is basically friends with benefits; they can fuck us whenever they like, but we can't get upset when they don't call
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This has been a shit weekI was supposed to be going out this weekend, but due to lack of funds I shall be stopping in, and fermenting in my own rage.
Alt: You mean there is a difference between days?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:37,
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I am also brokeWent to the Nottinghill brasserie for dinner on Wednesday which was expensive, but add in the taxi ride home and babysitter and it was really expensive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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Well I hope it was good(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:39,
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got the tube therebut after a nice dinner out, the last thing you want to do is take your 'date' back home on a piss stained bus.
although if you are on your way to a Holiday Inn I guess the tone of the night has been set already
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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