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Fuck that shit, yo.
Hate. It's all about the hate this afternoon.
People, situations, products.
WHAT ARE WE HATING TODAY, PEOPLE!
Extra credit given given for my Mum or me replies.
Alt: Candy floss or toffee apple?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:36,
336 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
I'll get the ball rolling.
Steve Jobs - messianic visionary or a bit of a cunt?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:41,
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Alt: Toffee apple obv.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:41,
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I'm reading his biography at the moment
Cunt but a clever cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:52,
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Yeah. That's why I hate him.
Not as much as I hate the cunts that buy his incompatible shit though.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:21,
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I have owned 4 Apple products and paid for one
Won an iPod Nano in a work draw, won an 80GB iPod video for being one of the 1st 200 people in the world to pass an exam and was given an iPhone 3GS by work.
I bought an old iPod Mini though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:27,
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I have an ipad I got through work.
That is all.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:29,
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Not sure I want to be in this thread
Mother Teresa, biggest cunt ever, the walnut faced harridin of doom
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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Agreed.
Her fucked up opinion on birth control did way more harm than she did good.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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you. your face, your mum and her face. and your nan.
candy floss.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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I don't mind you venting on me, my mum and my nan
but your outrageous opinions about candy floss are a bit much.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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I've moved beyond hate now.
I've reached ennui and abject apathy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:43,
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THAT'S Worse!
You don't care enough to hate? Tsk, tsk.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:45,
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Meh.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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I hate people who steal music, films and televsion programmes and then use semantics
to make themselves feel better when really they are grubby thieves and no better than some wanker stuffing CDs in his pants down Our Price.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:43,
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LOL!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:43,
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Or Tower Records.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:45,
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I don't think you can go back in there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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Not after 'poo-gate'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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They didn't know you could stack shit that high.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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Or Zavvi.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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Sorry, I meant to say 'Asians'.
I always get those two mixed up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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i'm hating that i don't know if i'll see tracey again after today :(
but on the plus side i'm wearing my new suit and i took my jacket and tie off after lunch she goes 'yeah, keep going'
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:43,
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She's such a pricktease.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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she's a slutty little essex slag and i love her beyond all comprehension
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:45,
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She been sacked?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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no she did credit control for the old company, and the new one already has credit controllers
gutted
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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Offer her a job as your PA,
she can remember all your b3ta passwords. anndd..... make tea?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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she does make amazing tea
excellent idea, chomp
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:51,
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As long as I have a face,
Tracey has somewhere to sit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:52,
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i said something similar this morning
her seat smells like salt and vinegar crisps
creepylols
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:55,
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As long as she doesn't have
anything that resemble crisps on her la-la you should be OK.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:08,
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i bet her la-la is so dipsy i'd po from my tinky winky
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:16,
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Alt: no thanks. Sweet food is not my 'bag', daddio.
I'll just kick back with this nommy 'Rustlers' burger like my main OG nigga Lighty here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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Livin' the mutha fuckin' dream.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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*adds ketchup from handy sachet*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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Please, I use proper sauce*
*depending on severity of hangover
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:20,
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I hate people who bang on about the music industry based on the opinion of one of their "mates"
and only that.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:45,
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You're right, first hand accounts from inside the industry - what would they know???
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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I always get tips on how the Oil price will change over the next 2 years from the guy at Total who sells me fags.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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I have tried that.
I don't recommend you buy shares on the strength of said advice.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:51,
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I imagine all his colleagues were only joking when they said they were made redundant and cleared their desks.
And left the building and never came back again. Really they're just on holiday I expect. And that relocation to smaller premises and the doubling of everyone's workloads was just a crazy dream.
The redundancy consultation process that the entire department went through twice in two years was actually just a wind-up because really they were doing great! That and the fact that it was only a shitty little firm - Universal are small fry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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I'm not saying people haven't been made redundant from universal.
What I don't believe is that it's because of piracy. I mean it may be because of that.
But do you think that it could be that they've been planing a takeover of EMI for the last three years and maybe they didn't need as many staff in London? I mean just a thought.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:54,
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If your industry consists of selling stuff
which no-one is buying any more because they've beeen getting it free, you are in trouble.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:57,
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Conversely, Chompy's problem is the other way around.
His industry has been providing its services for free, but some people think it will ultimately have to be paid for.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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It's a waqqqi old world!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:01,
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Bollocks.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:05,
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Adele's already sold 50million albums in 4 years.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:15,
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She probably ate them.
The fat bobbins.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:19,
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To you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:19,
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Rihanna has outsold The Doors and barry manilow.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:25,
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This is the end
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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In Milton Keynes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:29,
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Beyonce has outsold Nirvana and the Spice Girls
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:27,
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In your house
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:29,
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Taylor Swift has outsold Bob Dylan.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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You are floundering
because you like to think of yourself as right-on and moral but the fact of the matter is you've nicked* stuff which you should have paid thousands of pounds for, you know it's wrong and no amount of Taylor Swift albums will assuage the underlying unease you feel about being dishonest, repeatedly and over a long period of time.
*whatever name you choose to give it. How about Nigel? You've Nigelled it all, OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:34,
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I don't torrent music by the way, I had a pro spotify account.
Before that I had the paid for napster, before that I nicked my housemates CD's at uni.
Now I just use youtube if I really want to listen to something or listen to the radio.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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Just games and films then?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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TV shows mainly.
I don't torrent games because I use Steam. Here's an interview with the guy who runs steam about piracy.
www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-28-valve-piracy-a-non-issue-for-steam
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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Here's a link about how ABC has reduced piracy on TV shows
www.news.com.au/technology/abc-warps-time-to-put-dr-who-online-early-at-iview/story-e6frfro0-1226460269988This is the sort of thing that stops piracy, make what you sell better than what the pirates offer and bingo.
Waaahhing about the terrible theft won't stop anything.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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This is so true
I love steam, I've bought loads of games through it.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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Monty, calm down, no-one here has argued that dowloading stuff via torrents and not paying for it is morally correct in any way
all we've done is consistantly pointed out that what it most certainly is not, is theft. It just isn't. It doesn't matter how annoyed you get or how many friends you know in the music industry, downloading copies of music from the internet is not theft.
It may be wrong, it may be right, it may not be a love song (/music reference).
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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I hope you're going to pay for that reference.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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I got it off the internet, you don't have to pay for things on the internet.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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That's alright then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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Except that studies have demonstrated that people who download music and movies
actually tend to pay for more music and movies as well. The real problem is them sinking millions into shit that only retards would listen to/watch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22,
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They volunteered for redundancy. Rather than work with 'Chompy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:54,
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Anyone who bases their opinion on something their mate said definitely happend
is a twat.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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What if your mate is Jonathan Sumption?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:10,
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Widespread redundancies throughout the music industry haven't been happening at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:10,
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Even if they were (which they haven't, it's all made up by my friend)
it's just because of the EMI takeover and are specific to those two companies. But they haven't anyway so that's alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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I used to own EMI.
True story.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:20,
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actually Monty
A mate of mine has a 'record' label who sell their tracks via Beatport, you know, paid for downloads to support his business. He regularly finds tracks of his on torrent sites, which means that these are genuine instances of torrents equating to lost sales.
I would name the underground house label in question, but then my cover would be blown.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22,
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No they aren't.
Just because something is torrented doesn't mean it is a lost sale. You have provided no evidence for this being the case.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:29,
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Every time I listen to the radio I'm stealing a sale.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:31,
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I hummed a tune this morning and the artist that wrote it commited suicide because he could no longer afford cheese.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:32,
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Ever heard of PRS?
Friends of mine get occasional cheques from radio play of stuff they wrote years ago. Money. Going to the artist.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:37,
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in his view they are.
I've torrented stuff before, some of it I have later bought on a physical format, some not, but if the only way to buy them is digitally, and I acquire digital versions without paying then there is dishonesty at work. It drives him mental when he finds the torrents, it really does.
On the whole though, I'm ambivalent about it. There's loads of stuff I torrent that I would never buy, so no lost sales. It's a grey area really.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:33,
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NO NO NO HE'S WRONG. WHAT WOULD HE KNOW?
AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PASSING ON THE FIRST HAND OPINIONS OF AN INDUSTRY INSIDER MAKES YOU A 'TWAT' BECAUSE HE IS YOUR MATE - IT SAYS SO UP THERE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM AND THEY ARE, SAY, A JOURNALIST, IT'S FINE THOUGH.
FFS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:35,
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Hang on, how do you reconcile these two statements:
"which means that these are genuine instances of torrents equating to lost sales"
and
"There's loads of stuff I torrent that I would never buy, so no lost sales"
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:38,
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because he has no physical product to sell
Only the digital ones, which end up being torrented. It's not a loss leader situation.
I buy digital content very very rarely, I prefer to own artwork and sleeve etc.
In any case, he views these as lost sales with that lack of income having a direct impact on his bottom line.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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So what? It still doesn't equate to a lost sale in exactly the same way that a download of a physical album doesn't equate a lost sale.
Following your edit, it still makes fuck all difference whether he views them as such or not, there is just not the evidence out there to suggest that a download equals a lost sale.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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it's alright Al
I just emailed him a link to this thread. He's sending it on to his accountant. He's been a bit of a silly billy it deems!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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Yeah, joking aside, you don't actually have an answer though do you?
You've already said yourself that you download stuff you wouldn't buy, so no matter how angry he gets that someone is sharing his stuff via torrents or whatever, it still doesn't mean that people who would otherwise have bought his stuff are getting it for free. They are just as likely to be downloading it and going "this is shit".
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:58,
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Perhaps he should release less shit music?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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I would if I were him.
I'd release stuff that people actually wanted to buy.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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I'm ambivalent about it.
Just saying that someone who's livelihood depends on selling downloads views the illegal distribution of hid products as theft. He's not a lawyer, neither am I and neither are you. But he gets angry when he finds that his copyright has been violated. So crime, yes, theft, questionable. There needs to be a sale in the first place, so the uploader breaks the terms of use. That's illegal, but not theft.
Semantics semantics semantic Patel.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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You've already said this
but the issue is that you started saying this "He regularly finds tracks of his on torrent sites, which means that these are genuine instances of torrents equating to lost sales" but as I've said, this is an incorrect statement.
And he can view the copyright infringement as theft all he likes, much like monty, but the fact that I am not a lawyer makes no difference to the fact that he is wrong.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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His friend is an idiot.
Partially for this, but mainly for being friends with Dozer
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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It's a gay area more like.
Like the one you live in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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NO, this is all made up.
I realise that now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:30,
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I love it when people on the internet pretend to misunderstand things in a deliberately humurous way.
It makes me think they're all like:

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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:31,
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People who torrent music either would have bought it otherwise or they wouldn't
If they wouldn't - no lost sale.
If they would - that money hasn't disappeared, they'll just buy something else with it. And since they like music anyway, nothing says they can't have bought music.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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I hate the way your mum's teeth keep catching on my helmet
need to get a bigger training ballgag or something.
alt: neither, both are wrong.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:48,
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you know what i'm going to sound like a bit of a freak here
but i don't mind when that happens to me
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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I will pass your "feedback" on.
I suppose you like to eat hotdogs served by a gyppo on a donkey?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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I have never eaten a hotdog on a donkey, no.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:55,
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I HATE HATE!
POST THIS ON FIVE OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS TO ERADICATE WORLD HATE OR I'LL HATE YOU
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:52,
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Do you mind?!
The haters are hating.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:53,
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it's alright,
I fixed it. quite like this phone now. it has ever certain cheap plastic charm to it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:55,
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TUDOR
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:03,
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MOCK+
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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why do you mock me good sir?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:06,
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HOUSE OF STUART
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:23,
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I'm hating the fact that I have no more food and I'm still hungry
I'm also hating the fact that I haven't sold my house yet
Alt:
I like both
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:55,
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How much do you want for it?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:56,
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£249,999
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:14,
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I'll give you £249.99.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:18,
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I'll give you £20 if you throw your car in as well.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:18,
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Sorry, the Smarties lids have won
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:30,
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+f
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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I'll swap you my house.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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It's no wonder you haven't sold it yet.
Here you have two people expressing an interest and you don't even respond to them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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maybe he's holding out
I've got a complete set of alphabet smarties lids I might offer
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:03,
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SOLD!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:14,
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have a drink of water, it's bound to have the memory of something nice in it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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i think all my water has repressed memories of childhood sexual abuse :(
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:03,
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does it touch you in bad places during a shower?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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it gets everywhere
it's violated me in every orifice
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:04,
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I wish we had good water pressure like that
my shower is just a lazy grope
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:06,
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you need a power shower
i got mine off my uncle
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22,
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I hate the fact that it's going to cost £40 million to re do the train franchise bidding process
That's such a staggering amount of money to just piss up a wall.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:03,
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Branson is a hypocrite.
He has been taking subsidy for years. It's a bit rich for him to criticise someone else's business model.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:07,
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He's a massive fucking cunt
he's all too fucking quick to buy up parts of the NHS, but then he claims he's a nice guy and being done over by the government. I hope he gets AIDS and his daughter gets raped by Captain Placid and then commits suicide.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:08,
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It would be cheaper to renationalise all of it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:11,
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I went to school with Holly, nice enough girl, pretty dull by all accounts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:11,
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I fucked her in the corn hole.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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It's ok, three people have been suspended.
Three people caused a 40million fuck up, nothing systematic to see here.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:09,
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Is it a fuck up?
One of the applicants is challenging the decision.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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They misscalculated the amount of money they had to put up as a bond in case they ever jumped out of the contract.
By a lot, I think it's about 6 times.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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i hate the fact that that guy got cooked alive in that oven at the pirelli factory
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:15,
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Eh?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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They think he might have been assaulted beforehand.
As he was from Cumbria, he'd probably just been out the night before for a pint and a fight.
Dog rough up there, Quints.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:24,
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it a HOTbed of antsocial behaviour, that's for sure
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:27,
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the DEGREE of crime there is quite high
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:35,
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I'm TYRED of this now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:35,
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F °ff
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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Get a GRIP.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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it would be a terrible, horrific way to die in an OVEN
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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it's a real pressure COOKER
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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He should have let off some STEAM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:37,
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I hope they give the rest of the staff there a good GRILLing about it
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:38,
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I bet he's not a FAN of OVENs now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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if only someone had been there as an EXTRACTOR
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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i wonder if when he died he screamed 'AAAARGA'
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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I guess you could say he's now........ retired.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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omg i literally just got that you and the other guy were making that joke because pirelli make tyres
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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If it helps, I read long thread backwards if I've walked in half way through.
Not entirely backwards, but I skipped all those puns up there 'till after I posted so really I poseted it first and for dinner tonight I'm going to get half a duck.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:25,
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It's fine.
Branson can afford it. What with all his Virgin records shops doing so well and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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And his Virgin Vie range.
And his Virgin Cola range.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22,
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alright Monts?
Jazzy Jeff is playing in Leeds tomorrow. He will be using a Pioneer DJM909. His request apparently. Ever used one? Scratch Perverts were using these the last time I saw them.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:25,
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Isn't it a little late for him?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:37,
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I don't get this.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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Me neither.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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Well summertime's finished
if it ever started.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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oh dear.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:04,
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I met him in Deal Real Records in Soho once.
He's sound. Never used one of those, no.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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In France they call candy floss 'barbe à papa'
or Grandad's beard.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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Obviously the literal translation is 'Daddy's beard'
but apparently they mean Grandad. Don't shoot the messenger. Fuck's sake.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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isn't dad pere? or frere?
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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yeah it's pere
so that nicole from the renault clio ads was actually bumping into her grandad?
holy crap, my whole teenagehood jsut got turned upside down
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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I think Papa is also acceptable as 'Daddy'
but what do I care...I'm not French, and I never plan on BEING French.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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yeah you give up too easily
...hey, waitaminute!
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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I find myself wanting to get angry about this on the internet but I just can't.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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what's that all about!?

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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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Hang on a minute...
Do you own the copyright for those two images?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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I got them off the internet
as I said to Monty earlier, you're allowed to download stuff off the internet for free, if it was illegal you wouldn't be allowed.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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Tell that to Getty Images' lawyers
They tried to bill my company for a large amount when a shit web designer we employed nicked a couple of their pictures to use on our website.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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Commercial reasons is different from "taking the piss on a messageboard" reason
I believe the latter falls under the doctrine of "Fair Do's".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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Look, I'm just reporting the facts as I see them
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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surely tbe crime is in the uploading due to breach of the licence?
A download is a licenced agreement with someone who doesn't own the licence, hence no crime on the part of the downloader, right? Or is that just software rather than entertainment content?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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The way torrents work is that you're both uploader and downloader at the same time.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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but in that instance you haven't entered a "don't upload" agreement, surely?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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I'll upload my fist in a minute.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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right into your network port
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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yes, but they need to have been uploaded as a torrent first.
They don't just magically appear there.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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my facebook is trying to sell me hair transplants
what's all that about?
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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It's that new folical recognition tech they've got.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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Oh post it yourself FFS
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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eh?
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:21,
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oh right
yeah that seinfeld meme was old and boring the first time i saw it.
like monty!
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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***Copyrighted images removed by lawyers representing Shapiro/West & Associates***
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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Use Firefox + Adblock Plus add-on
no more FB ads
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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But sometimes they use pictures of pretty ladies in their adverts.
Most of my friends are quite unattractive, so it brightens the place up a bit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:23,
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does it work on other sites too?
i have got firefox but i don't use it cos a nerd told me it was gay
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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yes it does
you subscribe to a site list that gets constantly updated (easylist is the best).
I've not noticed it being particularly gay.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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ah right so
i'll use the gay browser when i don't want to see ads
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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+i
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:34,
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I hate the internet.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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racist!
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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Not really, I think it's rather lovely.
Still on the cutting edge of wit I see, Q. How's your shit?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:40,
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regardless of what he answers
it will still stink
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:43,
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why are you so obsessed with men's shit?
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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You haven't sent me details of the pizza bash at your place yet swipe.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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well there aren't any yet
i'll email a few people on fb and try and get a date in the diary
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:48,
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I am not on FB.
Just so you know.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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That's why she's emailing people on FB
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Kroney, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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i have your mobile number
you are at the very top of the guest list, natch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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Thanks, don't forget to includeme now, I know what you're like you cheeky scamp.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:51,
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just come round any time
i live at 123 yemen road, yemen
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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Qicist!
my shit is all good, you?
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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Yeah man, on the up and up by the looks.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:13,
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glad to hear it, i hope your racism has been reformed
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:25,
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i hate twats who aren't lawyers proclaiming "the law says that..."
jesus if it were that easy, there would not be any lawyers and there would be no disputes. wikipedia is not legal precedent, pricks. what you read on paper and how it is interpreted and applied in court are two VERY different things.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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Hmm.
It's the development of the same mode of thought that gets directed toward recruitment consultants, estate agents, insurance brokers etc. just people that don't seem to make anything at all, but just put themselves in positions of authority over people that do, take a massively over-arbitraged cut of their produce, and in many cases, take full credit for the produce itself that leads folk to think 'I could do that'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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My God how dull.
No offence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:00,
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What is that all about Monty? It's like they don't even care.
I bet they steal things off the internet.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:01,
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I stole that from somewhere.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:02,
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I'll bet you're right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:04,
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ALRIGHT GANG?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:10,
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Bye fatty, I'm off home
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Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:13,
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HIYA!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:15,
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HI!
have you ever downloaded anything off the internet without paying for it?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:18,
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He hasn't.
You and you alone are guilty of this HEINOUS CRIME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:23,
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Did you even read the two articles I linked to?
EDUCATE YOURSELF BOYCE
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:24,
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last night i totally downloaded your mum twice and i didn't even pay for it
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:26,
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No you didn't stop lying on the internet, that's a crime.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:27,
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i'm downloading her for free right now, from a torrent site
she's 80Gb of pure sexflesh
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quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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The day I click on a link to a 'gaming' website is the day I cut my throat and jump out of a window*
*next Tuesday
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:31,
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Ok I'll just copy and paste them both and Gaz you.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:34,
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NOPE
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:38,
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corn tortillas
boredom
my face/body
paperwork
snakes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:30,
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swipe reminds me:
people who think they are photographers just because they own a DSLR
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:31,
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Both candy floss and toffee apples are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:01,
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candy floss always got stuck in my hair
and toffee apples are nice until you get to the apple
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:02,
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It's like confectionary hates you!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:10,
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no, my hair is quite fluffy
(really really was when I was little) and the candy floss sees one of it's own and wants to make friends
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:19,
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