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Written by a feminist maybe, but is the US really that backward?
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here's a link for the non phone browserswww.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/oct/25/real-republican-party-rape-platform
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I'm sure everyone was enjoying looking over localboy's two inch column(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:01,
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The US isn't that backwards, but they do tend to frame a lot of debate in religious terms.Which obviously makes them sound very backwards.
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More importantly Jill Filipovic - would!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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would it be rape rape or lemonade rape?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:01,
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One of those lesser, more socially-acceptable forms of rape.Not "rape" rape.
Ask Whoopi Goldberg.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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Apparently you're not alonewww.rightwingnews.com/uncategorized/the-10-hottest-liberal-women-in-politics/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:19,
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Something that I try to bear in mind with Americansis that their political left is somewhere to the right of our own Conservative party.
While I don't agree that America is backwards, I do accept that there are large parts of the population who wouldn't be out of place in torch and pitchforks mob.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:01,
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No difference between this and the more devout Muslims we have here. If they believe deeply in God, any God, they will have a markedly different world view to most others that don't.
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The difference being that Religion in politics here is seen as generally a vote loserwhile over there it's a vote winner.
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Yes. Blair didn't go Catholic until he quit. They are a religious bunch, that go to church and believe in that shit. Only natural it should be politics.
Save for the East and West coast I think they still have rising church attendances.
I lived in Memphis, Google Central church in Memphis, TN and check it out.
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There was an onion video during the last election that made me laugh.It said "75% of Americans would vote for the candidate who promises to kill Satan"
I think that's probably true.
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I can't be arsed to read that story.Would I be right in just assuming that women love cock, no matter who throws it up them?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:21,
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NahWomen should always see a pregnancy to full term even if they were raped. No exceptions. Ever.
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They do Jeff, they do.If you want any further proof, just look at the fact that you have a girlfriend.
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I have.And I still think that Chris Martin is a cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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He's Battered's best mate.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:30,
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What's everyone's scorewww.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/are-you-a-twat-2012102446226
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It's obviously flawed - I got 0, yet am clearly a twat.I demand a recount.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:26,
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Perhaps I am a different kind of twat then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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Out of interest, what were you luxury brands of Jam?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:29,
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Also - you kissed your biceps???Bender.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:30,
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Mine was Jam and Wine,Although I pretend I don't know what I'm talking about so as not to be seen as a twat.
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I probably don't know that much about winebut I know enough to have an idea about what I might like. So maybe I should only have got one.
I can juggle.
Other than Bon Mamon, I cna't think of any other luxury jam brands
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Y'see that 'probably' right there is the reason why you are a twat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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I can juggle, but not in public(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:32,
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1, which means you are bigger twats than me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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bizarrely, I got zeroIn spite of being a weapons-grade twat.
I dispute the validity of their survey.
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Look it's a post about food!Anyone know a good chicken casserole recipe?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:37,
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southernfood.about.com/od/chickencasseroles/r/bl90911q.htm
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:38,
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85% of people who tried it liked itsouthernfood.about.com/gi/rating/reviews.htm?bvv=-2&bvid=51e33jW007cU&u=/od/chickencasseroles/r/bl90911q.htm&t=Ritzy Chicken Casserole
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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"the only things I did different was I too added a full cup of chicken broth. I also added 1/2 Cup of dehydrated onions. I always try and keep that on hand for a lil extra onion flavor when I dont have time to cut up an onion"
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Those pesky, time-consuming onions.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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I am so busy that I am going to retrieve some dehydrated onion from it's packet in the cupboard. I am then going to retrieve a measurer, measure. Put packet away.
And it's CHOP an onion. You cut up a body. Like the body of someone who is so stupid they say "cut up an onion".
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What? Two packets of wet crackers and three tins of soup? Nary a vegetable in sight.
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I have, but a personal recommendation wouldn't be a bad thing (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:45,
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I personally recommend that you try Google.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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I personally recommend that Nakers hangs himself with some barbed wire.(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I was going to make some chicken and lentil soup and my plan was to do the followingroast chicken thighs in a large pot with a couple of carrots and potatoes and parsnips for an hour or so.
Once they're cooked, strip all the meat off the thighs and return the bones to the pan with some water and an onion and maybe some celery.
Leave pot in the oven with the lid on for an hour or so to make yummy stock.
Remove bones but leave in veg. Blitz stock to make it thick.
Add shredded chicken and lentils.
Warm through.
Eat.
Fart.
Shit.
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top tip:before you stick the bones in the pan stick them under the grill for 5 mins on a high heat and they'll crack releasing more flavour to the stock.
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The thing is it's not a stupid or evil as it might appear.If you accept that there is a sky-wizard and that we have souls, which is what makes us people, then it's perfectly legitimate to decide that the soul and therefore person-hood comes into existence at the moment of conception. this means that any abortion = murder , or at least manslaughter and it's pretty legitimate to oppose it in all, or nearly all, cases.
Now I don't believe either of these things and I think people who do are a bit stupid, but once you've swallowed the sky-wizard, this bit actually makes a kind of sense.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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hats, hoods.....What the hell are you going on about?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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Many religions place great importance on covering the head.And also CQ is a twat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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edited fro senseAlso that test says I'm not a twat. I might if I tried hard be able to think of 2 luxury jam makers, but otherwise nada.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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This looks like interesting viewing.www.channel4.com/programmes/the-town-that-caught-tourettes/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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Are we including the chocolate wafer, or just your 'traditional' biscuit?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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Woo!In one.... The chocolate hob-nob.
In two.... the Oreo
And in three..... the custard cream.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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This answer is subject to change.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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You forgot the Bourbon you twat.The Bourbon is the king of biscuits, followed by the hob nob and then the chocolate rich tea.
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According to Yahoo Questions, the top 10 are as follows...... YOU CUNT.10. Oreos.
9. Rich Tea.
8. Chocolate hobnobs.
7. Raspberry creams.
6. Bourbons.
5. Custard creams.
4. Fox's butter crinkles.
3. Chocolate chip cookies.
2. Ginger nuts.
1. Digestives (Obviously).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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Have you seen some of the people that answer things on Yahoo Questions Jeff?Seriously, they make your girlfriend look like she is good at making important relationship decisions.
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what the fuck are chocolate hobnobs doing at only eight?what the fuck are oreos and rich teas even doing on the list?
what the fuck?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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Does all food have to be ranked and rated on off topic?And why hasn't anyone mentioned ginger biscuits yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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Chocolate Hob NobDark Chocolate Digestive.
And... Old Skool Rich Tea.
Chocolate Tea Cake was up there. Tunnocks caramel had a look in too.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Az-_zhMXJ4
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_laughter_epidemic
Bascially mass hysteria on wikipedia is full of the lols
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Meh, that was probably just ergot poisoning./Hasn't even looked.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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Cuntswww.phespirit.info/derekandclive/come_again_04.htm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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I only have enough tobacco for one more fag, should I have it now or wait until 5?(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Roll a tab and then smoke it on your way to the shop to buy more tobacco.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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Good call. Really it's only chopped beef, onion, pepperfresh chilli and your spices. 1hr 15 on the stove or 2hrs in the oven.
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Mine never has chopped beef in it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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Yeah.I've been hacking up a lung today.
I'm off the tabs and everything.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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Dessert spoonful of black treacle at the end(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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Try not to. If it needs "beefing" use a quarter and cook for a bit then taste.
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If you brown the beef in batches you don't need to use that much if any stock.You only need to if the beef sweats rather than fries
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You'd put a whole quarter in?Man that chilli is going to get you very stoned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:29,
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Nah.Worcester sauce though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:51,
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I put chilli powder and flakes in my home made seek kebabs last night.They was well spicy.
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My pal and I used to make out own seekhs, we called them 'Heat Seekhers'.True story, se'sly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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Oh man, that's hilarious. It's because all them turban heads are suicide bombers right?(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It was because they were spicy :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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Oh, oh right.In that case, yeah I guess it's still kind of funny. Sort of.
So, anyway Monty, I haven't been to Needos or Tayyabs in ages and ages and frankly, my ringpiece is missing the burn.
So when are we gonna go?
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I changed my mind and decided to go early, like 5:30and we're DEFINATLY not going to order all the food ever. Just enough.
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Are there just 2 of you?I think it's better going in a big group as you can order loadds of dishes knowing they'll get eaten but you only need to have a little bit of each one.
So, for 2 of you, 4 seek kebabs, 1 portion lamb chops, 1 chicken tikka, 1 paneer tikka, 1 fish tikka, a small dry meat, a small chicken karahi, 4 naans, some baby pumpkin, some tarka daal, a couple more seek kebabs, another small dry meat ...
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Current plan is4 lamb chops,
2 sheek
1 tikka fish
1 small dry meat
rice/naan
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It's bring you own so I'll grab some beers from the offy, the little lady can have a diet coke.
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Don't go to the one opposite the junction with New RoadIt's a fucking rip off.
Go to one of the ones nearer Aldgate East.
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Shami only have couple of minutes spare(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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I heard this happened somewhere between the 21st June and the 21st Sept.It was Doner Summer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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It has given me the heebie-bee-gees.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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I wonder if those kebabs were 'hot stuff'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:28,
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actually WHAT AM I THINKING if your friend was famous, you would have told us.(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)
It’s my mate from Universal, remember? The one who made up all those redundancies.PS beer in town on Sat?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:26,
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Could probably do a lunchtime one, check outs at 12 and we're not getting lunch until 3, I'll text you.(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)
either is fine for meno kid this weekend...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:30,
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I don't have your number but I'll get boyce to act as your PA and sort something out.(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)
WoofPS Has my t shirt turned up?
PPS Assuming I see you on Sat, have you still got Lusty's headphones at yours? Mine died so I'm using my DJ cans like a hipster prick and it's embarrassing me so if I can have hers that would be ace.
x x x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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+ Made out of an empty tins of top deck shandy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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There a cream you can get for that you know(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:48,
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do a bit of exercise and cut down on the biscuits(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:13,
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It turned up and because I didn't go and pick it up it has gone back. Can you believe the post office only hang on to it for 2 weeks? Soz, I'll re-order. Hahahaha.
I have the earphones. I will bring them.
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1766987
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:34,
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I was going to start a new thread pointing out that it is just two months until Christmas.But the thought of Christmas annoys me. So I didn't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:37,
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I want a puppy and some shoes and a super soaker and glow in the dark pyjamas and some porn(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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You could fill it with your jizz then and go on a bukkake rampage(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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They're much better than when I was a kid nowwww.amazon.co.uk/Nerf-Super-Soaker-38422-Lightningstorm/dp/B005I4RR5E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1351180382&sr=8-1
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They didn't exist in any form when I was a kid.We had 'spud guns' :(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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I was a kid when they first appeared.The cul-de-sac in Guildford stopped being safe that day. At least until my mum called me in for supper.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:57,
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oh man, half the fun of waterfights was getting in there while someone was frantically pumping up their super soakerbattery powered sounds rubbish
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:12,
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Good God Holmes, how do you do it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:56,
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