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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so who is the biggest whinger you know?
what sort of things do they whinge about?

alt: are you reasonable? or are you deeply intolerant? what sort of things do you let pass that should really disgust you, and what winds you up that shouldn't?

altalt: do you recycle? what's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:06, 322 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I am cool calm and collected, a bastion of reason and logical thinker.
For some reason this winds up mrs ape a fucking treat when we're having a barny.

alt: no
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
That's because when women say they want a "discussion"
they either want you to do everything their way or have a screaming match followed by your complete capitulation. What they don't want are all their points logically refuted.

I had this with the ex all the time. We split up, eventually. Sorry to be the bearer etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Absolutely this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I disagree women want empathy and understanding of what they are going through…
Men however look for solutions to the problem
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Nah, they just want some dick.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)
That as well Obviously

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Clickin' dis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)
AND A FACKIN SLAP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I have actually been told exactly that, by a woman.
"I don't want you to fix it, I just want you to understand."

I understood fucking perfectly, that's why I was in a position to fix the problem. Daft splitarse.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)
^^ This guy understands women^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)
If that was true I'd be able to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with them.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
i think it's you
i think you are what is wrong with all women, everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I think I should get some fucking recognition then.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I ask them if they want their problem fixing before I get invested.
If not, I tell them to talk to a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Yeah but the answer is always 'stop being such a dim tart and just do x'
It never goes down well :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I am. I moan and complain about everything that annoys me, which is everything.
Alt: I am both reasonable and completely intolerant. I am utterly intolerant about everything that I dislike and I dislike most things. I am reasonable about it though, totes.

Altalt: Yes. Of course I do. What do you mean "what's the point?" The points are many and all self-evident.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
what's the point in you recycling a cardboard box
when countries like china and india are pumping tonnes of coal into the environment every second, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Yeah, better to forget about the whole thing
and add our fully industrialised waste to the pile, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
dunno
i have never found the recycling bins in my block - bag goes outside the door, porters take it away. done.

except that i am never in, so i am probably the lightest bin use they have.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Read this back to yourself Swipey. FFS.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)
what?
i am out most nights, therefore hardly put anything in my bin. certainly not worth finding the recycling bins, which could be anywhere behind any of the blocks, for the sake of about 1 pizza box a year.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
You don't know where the recycling is and you just leave it to the porter to sort out?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
not to go through the rubbish bags
i produce so little rubbish at home that i normally just chuck it in one bag, and i don't even fill a binliner a week. work is different; everything gets recycled here.

on the occasion when i have a lot of recycling, eg if i've had a party and there's a million bottles, then i put them in recycling bags and the porters can chuck them in the right bins. i don't see a problem with that. it's part of the £11,000 a year service charge that i pay to live there!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Er...you what? £11K? What the fuck?
For a grand a month I'd expect a morning BJ from Susanna Reid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
That's nearly double what I pay for a three bedroom house.
Are you mental?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
And that's just the service charge - your rent or mortgage would be on top of that. Crazy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
yep
but portered blocks with things like lifts and electric gates etc are expensive. you know that before you buy it, so you factor it in.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
See now, I'd rather just climb the stairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)
What's the point in not killing yourself when you are ultimately going to die anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Cos in 20 years time, when they're all dying from pollution-related respiratory diseases
the Chinese will suddenly figure out the whole renewable energy and recycling thing as well.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)
My wife mostly about my family
alt. Yes I think I am pretty reasonable and I am definitely not intolerant, most of by best friends are black muslim lesbians in a wheelchair.

altalt. Yes I do, I feel the point should be obvious to someone such as yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Kroney
Everything.

Alt: eminently reasonable, yes. I believe all God's children are equal under the sun. No, sorry the other one. I detest pretty much everyone, however I have mellowed as I enter middle age. Where once I would rail at the stupidity of others at the drop of a hat, now my shoulders just sink that little bit more and another sad little sigh escapes my lips. Then I listen to some 'emotional hardcore' music, dress up like a Victorian spastic and cut myself.

Altalt: Yes. The place where I leave my recycling is 2 feet nearer to my front door than the regular bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Oh, God. A button on my shirt wasn't done up properly and it just popped open.
Seriously, everything goes wrong ALL the time. I might as well be dead. Also, despite it being a button on my chest area, everyone will go "lol fatty, hope you die" and that'll be unbearable.


:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)
stop being fat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY REGULAR BINS

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Carefull Boycey, mocking retarded spastic "subcultures" is a hate crime these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Probably me.
all sorts of stuff, mostly being tired or sick.

Alt: to a fault, I am waaay to ready to see the other person's point of view, which can lead me to neglect my own.

ALtAlt: some times, it's fiddly as I have to drag it all to the nearest Supermarket, so I tend to stick to stuff like glass that I collect over time and then take in one go. if I tried to do paper plastic and card I don't think I could manage.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)
FFS stop whinging

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Keep up London - the rest of the country have their recycling collected.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
They collect mine.
Maybe they just hate Foggsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)
It's probably not worth their while collecting his - most of it gets recycled into his wacky steampunk inventions.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
He rides around South London on a penny farthing made from baked bean cans
wearing a top had fashioned from his skiddy old pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I so wish this were true.
apart from the skiddy pants.

I'll wear my topper to the next bash, just for you monts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
And goggles please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
it shall come as no surprise to you that I own a pair.
although you might well like that as they are WWII tank goggles, probably belonged to Rommel or suttin.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
My front door opens directly on to an A road, no where to put the recycling.
We only got a wheely bin a year back, before that I was piling bin bags at the bottom of the nearest lamp post.

seriously, my councils policy for my address is to carry it to the nearest supermarket half a mile away.

/1st world problems.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
yeah
we just pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
No you don't. Don't be deliberately obtuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
free the republic of london

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Under my republic of London, foreigners would be evicted.
That'd be you, btw. Manc-girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
yes but you don't live in london
you squat in surrey and work in uxbridge

so there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I was born in London, so was my father.
Under my rules, that makes me an ex-pat, not an immigrant.

IMMIGRANTS OUT IMMIGRANTS OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I'm sad that you want to ban me from LonKron

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I may have to let you stay for coming up with the new name
for the Republic of LonKron.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
surely Krondon would be better
Under your rules would anyone born within the Greater London boundaries have to move back or can we stay ex pats
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Let's compromise on KronKron

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I think I might like this republic.
as long as there is space for steampunk-LARP-tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I'll build little platforms at the top of skyscrapers
so that you can dock your airships. Or pretend to, whatevs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)
*signs up*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Don't have time for whinging shitcunts.
Alt: I'm a chill motherfucker but I hate the fucking lot of you. Nothing winds me up because that would be getting upset, and only flouncing spastics get upset.
Altalt: I recycle because the council will fine me if I don't, the pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)
so what were you when you rearranged Russells nose ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Drunk.
And young. And stupid because I was young.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)
it's ok, he was asking for it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
No he wasn't, and I could have done without the subsequent trouble with the plod.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I didnit know the Poe-Lice were involved. Oh dearie me, a 'bash' too far eh EH !!! haha
Russells problem, or one of them anyway is he has a very punchable face, and comes across as a right wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
interesting
so what does a punchable face look like?

imma nominate wogan for this category.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
everyone of the Middleton family, that sortof stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I met him, I thought he was a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
(who are we talking about?)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Sexface

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Oh OK
I'll be honest, he kind of sounds like my kind of guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
alt: pretty intolerant
particularly of the selfish and thoughtless, drivers esp. Why pull out and force me to brake when there's fuck all behind me, so if you wait a couple of seconds more you can have all the time you like?
etc.
altalt: as much as possible, the less goes in landfill the better.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Calm down Miss Daisy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)
And lane hogging on motorways
Time undertaking on motorways was made legal.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)
It's not illegal.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I thought it was only legal if the other vehicle had indicated a right turn?
Tricky on a motorway.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
If that were true, people would be constantly getting arrested during traffic jams.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
It should be fucking illegal to lane hog
then questioning the legality of undertaking wouldn't be necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
It is I think?
though I doubt if anyone gets done for it unless doing something extreme like 40 in the middle lane.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Forcing people to cross three lanes in order to overtake a lane hogger
on the more socially acceptable side is dangerous.

Sorry, but this subject boils my piss, somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Pity you're not allowed to give them a gentle nudge as a hint.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
On the occasions I do that, rather than undertake
I give them the beams.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Seems it's a grey area
Involuntary undertaking (where the right lane slows down but you don't) is legal. Deliberately changing lanes to undertake is considered dangerous.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
The trick is in timing it properly

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Like I did on the M5 the other week
in lane 1, 40 Audis nose to tail in lane 3 as usual, hoggers in 2, junction comes up, brake lights all over, 2&3 stop dead, me and the wagons happily carry on.
Some of the twats in the fast lane didn't catch us up for 50 miles or so.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I think it is perfectly acceptable for me to undertake at 70mph when I am already in the correct lane.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Did you ever read the QOTW post about circling lane hoggers?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
No, got a link?
Sounds like the Red Arrows manoevre, where one overtakes and another undertakes a middle lane hogger at the same time.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
This is about summs it up can't be arsed to search anymore
b3ta.com/questions/twattery/post1586443
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Anything that wakes the fuckers up is worth a try

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)
rachelswipe is the biggest whinger on here, moaning about men, oblivious to her own failings and attraction to narcissistic homunculi
the sooner she gets knocked up by a delivery van driver called Dave from Romford the better
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

up over
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I find it touching how much you seem to care about swipe's relationship issues.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm channelling my inner Clare Rayner, get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
new rory
now with wings
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

ha hu
my inner
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Woman I work with
Impossible to talk to without her bringing the subject round to how unfair her life is. Apparently sprogging up aged 19 makes it perfectly fine for her to act like a petulant child all the time. Aged 46.

Alt: I've gotten more tolerant of other people online thanks to b3ta. IRL I'm definitely less inclined to indulge other people's shit than I used to be. I blame you lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Dunno about that, my mate's mum is a terrible whiner and she got knocked up at a reasonable age.
Some people are just aggravatingly childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Yeah but she actually uses that as an excuse
I mean come on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
OK, you win. That's pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)
There are no winners in this office I can assure you
If we were in America, the NRA would be the winners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I don't know but I'm cold and tired and it's rubbish here and this coffee isn't very nice and I want to go home
alt: I hate every human being so yeah. EVERY human being. Even me. Especially all of you. You know who you are. Cunts.

altalt: No cos by the time it'll really matter I'll be dead or dying, and if I have kids then living in a fucked up world will serve them right for not going to bed at bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I think recycling is too little, too late.
It might buy us a few more years, but basically, we're fucked.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I think you are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Landfill is pretty limited now,
I can't see things improving.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Certainly not in your lifetime, grandad.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I am exceptionally reasonable at all times.
Erm, hang on, perhaps not.

What winds me up at the moment is twats wearing sunglasses on the tube. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)
LOOK DOZER IS A PHOTIC SNEEZER ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION ALRIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

PHOTIC SNEEZER CLOWN FOOTED DWARF.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Sunglasses indoors is as bad as scarves indoors.
The people I hate most are the ones who wear both.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
The worst though are hats indoors
It's just incredibly rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I must admit to having worn a scarf indoors on occasion when very cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Get a warmer neck
JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Perhaps I should grow a neck beard.
Actually I'd rather freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)
You say that now but think about the ladeeees you could get with a full, ripe neckbeard
combine it with a fedora and a metal t-shirt and you could be knee high in fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I'd prefer a reconciliation with my wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
ON WITH THE NEW B
ON WITH THE NEW
Poland is full of fruity young (crazy) girls
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
any chance in the future do yiou think?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Too early to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Tell her you'll bin off the booze and tabs to show her your love

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Just invite a load of us round and she'll see that life ain't so bad with you
THESE ARE WHAT MENFOLK LOOK LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD
CHOOSE SMART
CHOOSE BATTERED
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
oh dear god, in a crazy mixed up world this sortof makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Ha ha. I like this idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
if i hadn't met him, so knew already that it was doomed to failure
this would be a truly outstanding idea
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I hope you get a serious and painful set of piles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
i have a delightfully healthy bottom, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH SWIPE HAS GOT A FAT ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Nah trust me between us I'm sure we can rustle up some hideous creatures
I mean I have a white man afro and I'm hugely fat, and I'm probably one of the normal ones.
We're onto a winner here r
A WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Are you Buzz Osborne?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
DOES NO ONE ROUND HERE LISTEN TO NORMAL MUSIC
jesus christ I spend so much time on google looking up shit like Jerry Bentho and the Christmakers or Dave Fogarty's Rambo Ukelele Band (with Treworgy on panpipes)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Define 'normal music'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
stuff a normal human being might have a chance of hearing of
not stuff you find out about by either a) taking every kind of drug imaginable or b) searching for stuff with fucking bodhrans in
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Define 'normal human being'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
someone who ain't a vegan

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
You lot only really listen to U2, The Corrs and Enya, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
errr yeh what else is there?
And b*witched
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
"let me put my love into you babe"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Oh come on now, don't be silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
as she knows how much they mean to you, it can only help. If shes as stupid as Tangleds wife is she wont even notice when you carry on regardless

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Works for me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
^^ tangleds wife reads this forum and still doesn't know, thats how stupid she is

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Bless her, it's almost sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
how are her parents?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Her mother is interfering which isn't helpful. Her dad hasn't involved himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
so you wouldn't bin off fags and booze for the sake of your marriage and daughter ??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Of course I would, but there are rather more important reasons according to her

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
LIKE ????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)
being a massive/tiny cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Pfft. Do you really think I'm that stupid?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
make it up
feed the sharks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
oh I get it, she feels all the love and spark have gone out of the marriage and that you two should just be friends at best.
she resents that you've ruined her body after throwing out that sprog eh EH??
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Ha ha.
When they were stitching her up after the birth I was tempted to ask the doctor to out an extra stitch in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
That reminds me
I really fancy some chips and my favourite motorway is the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
He has a small willy.
Sorry Battered, if I'd known this would have been the result...


..I'd totally have done it anyway, I was well munted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Constantly fucking and killing foreign prossies?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
He always tried to ram his head up her fanny shouting 'I AM THE FANNY KING CROWN ME WITH YOUR ROYAL VAG'
Like, four times a week. Wouldn't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
You're a terrible bully.
I love wearing a scarf. also, you're just jealous you can't pull them off as stylishly as everyone else, even your binman.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Scarves can be acceptable but if they even edge towards the Twat Knot then the scarfer can fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
What's the twat knot?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
it's a fanny/bum hole hybrid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
That's a cloaca

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Dean Martin's less successful etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
When you double it up and pull one end through
like this
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)



I do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

me too
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
TWATS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
TWATS

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I started doing this recently
after I saw someone on the tube do it. I didn't realise he was a twat, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Wanna here a joke about Potassium?



K
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)
DIE

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
admitted you did a little chuckle to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)
No I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I did, but that's because I was laughing at you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HbCsL9MRfU
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Not looking at that at work soz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
*tuemor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Knowing Nakers he Probs means
TUNA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Knowing you, you have probably misunderstood both mine and Nakers' posts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Mine was very witty.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
where's the joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)
it just posted

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)
why have I missed the joke? Can someone explain it to me please?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Well, all chemicals have symbles to help you write them better.
For example "H2O" is 2 letters less than "Water" so its easier to write "H2O". Well, with Potasium, they sometimes call it "K" for short, so when he asked you if you want to hear a joke about potasium, he replied with the chemical symble for it, 'k'. 'K' is also short for "Ok" which means "Everything is Fine" in latin, which is what we all spoke before people got serious about writting words.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
cheers gonz, I knew you'd pull through for me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

through for
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
why have I missed the joke? Can someone explain it to me please?
thx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Yeah.... where is Chompy when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Worst thing I've seen recently was a Facebook post that went
"Man = Male
Chemical symbol for Iron = Fe
Therefore Female = Iron Man"

I wanted to murder people in so many different ways after seeing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
pffft, woman are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I NO RITE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Rusts easily, inclined to be brittle, needs refining to have any strength?
Sounds feasible.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Robert Downsy Jr is a chick?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I hope not
because he's more of a man than I'll ever be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
alt: this guy appears to be a little intolerant of Dave Morin
jesuschristsiliconvalley.tumblr.com/post/46539276780/a-cunt-and-his-iphone
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
My wifes Step Mother just bought me a bottle of Jura for looking at her laptop even though I didn't fix it
Nice one! Though I haven't tried Jura is it any goodNO WHISKEY CHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Nice
Being paid in alcohol for fixing people's computers is the way to go.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
they do different styles, which did ye get?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
10 year old Laddie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
auchtochleughagaggyurigargarin is my favourite, the 8000 year old one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
If you say that 3 times in front of the mirror
Britass turns up and clothes you in Turquoise
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Any cunt that says that 3 times deserves it
Innit doe Bhra?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
You wouldn't if it happened.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
That's just the noise you make when drinking it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Dunno yet mate
The wife just phoned me to tell me, doesn't really matter, I'm only going to neck the fucker when I get home. Might as well be windowlene
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
peaty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
They're all fucking peaty.
Coincidentally they all taste like shite. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
this is really peaty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Pulp'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Islay ones are peaty, Speyside ones are not.
It's to do with the, err, peat. I think this is right.

WHISKYCHATTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I like peaty and smokey

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
something about the seven dwarves

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Shame his Trans AM was a shit car

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I prefer the GTO

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
+F

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)

F uck
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
You missed the F from that
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
OK, so which of you lot were actually born in London?
Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
moi aussi!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Well, so far the Republic of LonKron has all of two inhabitants.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Hahaha stoke up the BBQ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
where specifically?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Westminster.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Hammersmith

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
My brother was born there

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Charing Cross?
I think I was born in a hospital that's now shut and is Sony Ericcson hq
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I was born in the Royal Westminster, which has now shut
and my brother was, I think, Hammersmith General, which has now also shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I should imagine it shut in an attempt to disperse the angry mob outside
demanding you be shoved back up your mum's fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Bit mean

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
My blood is sky blue.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
It's like we're "Born in the same city" brothers !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
You can be Head Chef

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
We need a clubhouse.
I say we meet up once a month and take over the main bar at claridges.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I don't want toffee covered fish finger and hummus sandwiches :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I fucking do and I'm the PM, so there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Caramalaised fish is a delicacy in easten asia.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I'm just playin' wiv ya bruv!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
You're gone, sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Eff that yo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Nope
about 25 miles outside the M25
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
you can go back an all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Fuck off Oliver Twist
Only cunts were actually born in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
You calling my daughter a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Daughter of a cunt. Dusty Springfields less zzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I dunno, am I? Got any proof? Right! You! Jeremy Kyle NOW!
I put it to you that "your" daughter doesn't look a bit like Gary Oldman
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1836061
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
She doesn't look like Lusty, either.
I suspect, and I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here, that Monty and Lusty ARENT EVEN MARRIED :O
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I heard he is actually a lezza , but is pretending to be a strangely bearded and effete man to avoid controvasy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
No, that's his mums

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
woah hey what
have we got people living in sin here?
i thought this was a god fearing messsageboard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I know your country is strongly Catholic
so I hope this doesn't offend you too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
it properly upsets me
over here we'd hang them but you godless liberals have no morals
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Don't be daft, they live together, they have to be married

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I don't even know where 'london' is

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
It's where your colonial masters live.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
You call it Derry or summat, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I don't know Stuart Hall is

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
that's cos he brainwashed you after spunk washing your insides

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
It's a Nonceout

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Jeunes Sans PubicHairs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I asked the newsagent for some Hall's Soothers
and he offered me two nine-year-old girls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I'm listening to a dubstep remix of "The Streets"
stick tht in your music snob pipes and schmoke it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I don't know what this post means.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
it means you are old and past it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Oh, man :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)

you are I am
past it desperately trying to cling onto my youth
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

old and desperately trying to cling onto my youth Hopeing the speaker wire connected to my home Hi Fi system is long enough
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
quiet old man
I just feel for the bastions on OT that are toppling into their forties this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Not me!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I know, but Monts, Battered, Stunner any others?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
stone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Someone really needs to input a picture of her for this weeks image challenge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
These two posts are very mean.
Luckily they were posted before midday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
This post should really be in this week's qotw.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
whatevs i can't hlpe it if I've remined "hip" regardless of age and children etc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
By listening to a four year old remix of a track by a bloke in his 30s, by some other blokes in their 30s?
Totally down with the kids here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Somebody's brought their baby into the office.
Shoudln't be allowed. It'll start crying in a minute and then it'll be the whole "Kroney throws baby off balcony" horror story all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Put it in the corner

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Give it a little cuddle
OG will want one soon, you may as well get some practice
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
If the baby is one of the girls that used to work there
chances are Kroney is the dad anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I wish they'd stop bringing these kids in.
I DONT WANT TO BE INVOLVED showing me the ugly little brat isn't going to change my mind, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I love babies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
You can have mine

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
He has no Ovaries
How can you get him Pregnant?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
i think he was just offering to bum him, to be honest
that's how i read it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
You think he would at least offer him dinner first

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I don't do commitment and I wouldn't fuck and dump Nakers.
We're bros.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
screen capturing this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Quick ask for an invite to his BBQ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
just Hit it one more time?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Just lick its forehead
they'll never bring a baby near you again
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I fucking hate it when people bring there children in to the office.
Is it bad that when offered a child to hold I refused and said if you pas me that baby I will just let it drop on the floor.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Depends.
It'll make you look bad in the eyes of the woman whose kid you've just let bounce off the horsehair and in the eyes of your colleagues. As to whether it's bad in the sense of morality, I don't know man, I'm not your ethical compass.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
so nearly at 300 posts
just one or two more whines...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
this therad is shit and too long

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I nearly had to go home.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I've done stirling work making your thread the longest we've had in days.
If this doesn't get me a go on your grotbox, I don't know what will.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
a ferrari and a pearl necklace

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
PEARL NECKLACELOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
No wonder you can't keep a man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
'sterling'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Stop posting your chat-up lines on here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I'm a ray of sunshine in everybody's fucking lives.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Apparently Scaryduck's forty.
This site is so OLD
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
not really, not compared to say St.pauls Cathedral or a ammonite fossil

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Or YM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I have one friend in particular who is always griping.
Work, her boyfriend, work, shopping, losing weight.

Her facebook statuses are constant rambles about her life. And she instagrams the fuck out of her cats.

Reason I stay friends with her is she has an amazing dry sense of humour.

Im a very tolerant person though.
I tell her like it is though. If she is going off on one I will tell her that her problems are nonsensical.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Take that Ted Rogers!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

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