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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning cumgarglers. I don't care about your weekends, although mine was superb, thanks for asking.
So, another royal brat is about to be pushed out of some royal flaps. Why on earth are the idiots that make up the general public so bothered by this? The monarch - good for the UK or a load of sweaty testes?
Alt: Most ridiculous thing you've seen recently? (apart from my mother obvs.).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:21,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm not really a royalist, but I think that they are good for tourism alt: that cock gaz you sent me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:24,
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I agreeWhat's the estimate the royal crotchfruit will boost the economy by, €56M or something?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:26,
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I was looking at the crowd at Lords trying to see if which one you were yesterdayThat was almost as entertaining as seeing the Aussies getting their arse kicked
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:33,
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I was one in blue chinos, pink shirt, grey linen jacketIn the grandstand
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:34,
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I even made a game out of it..... salmon coloured chino's & boat shoes FOURas above but with popped collars and floppy hair in the eyes SIX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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Final score was 136 for 47 If I rememberGosh I spotted 47 possible bent spastics at Lords
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:39,
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I like having a royal familyTradition, pageantry and all that.
It was 27.5°C in my house last night.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:34,
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The good for tourism is bollocks.Other countries have a tourist economy without a bunch of overpaid inbreds. Thread stomping cont. Actually yours is better.
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I'm quite ardently opposed to the royal family.However, I get about with a couple of squaddies, who are fanatically devoted to them, so I tend to keep my gob shut around them.
Alt:men in full suits riding Boris bikes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:51,
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Are we all becoming Doctors now?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:55,
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We certainly are. Check this out - story of the year right here:www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23379930
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:06,
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I hope they get 'Bigleyed'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:08,
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Fuck knowsPeople still go on about Diana, who gives a fuck?
Although, point aside, I wouldn't mind pushing something else up those same royal flaps. (Kate, not Diana)
Alt: England dominating in more than one sport, that's pretty ridiculous.
Morning Battered, good weekend?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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Excellent weekend thanks. Great time with micro, watched some excellent cricket & lots of lovely cider.
Yourself?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:54,
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Rather good thanksPlan to sit on my couch and do fuck all was ruined slightly by my girlfriend's PC dying, so she paid for me to get the train over there to fix it, fun(!)
Aside from that, it was a weekend of pretty damn good food, more than a few drinks, and some excellent cricket (when I could watch it)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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MorningMy weekend was fucking ace, thanks so much for caring Battered!
I'm sure the parents and grandparents will be very happy with a new addition to the family. I don't know any of the people involved, so it won't really affect me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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go on then, how was the launch party?any record lable scouts or junior NME reporters turn up?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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It was actually brilliant.Good turnout, lovely atmosphere and we were superb.
As we released the album on our own label there was no real need to invite any record labels along.
NME? Pfft.*
*Although we did have a former MM hack in the band.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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Nice word play Smarty arse(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Cricket, lovely cricketwww.youtube.com/watch?v=wFl9x3XzKSw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:11,
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I'm finding the "X MONTHS ALONG, PRINCESS CATHERINE STILL PREGNANT!!!"headlines a bit much. The worst part of the Royal Family isn't the people themselves, it's not the continuing bellyaching about the 4p a month or whatever it is to keep them in the style to which they are accustomed, it's the saccharine fawning of papers like the Daily Mail.
If nothing else, it helps to have a card up your sleeve when dealing with Americans who I'm sure are all identical in their "Oh my GAAAAAAHD I LIKE TOTALLY MET THE QUEEN OF ENGLAAAAAAND", including Obama and Bush and all the rest of them.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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When I am Supreme Ruler the Daily Mail will be banned & all their 'journalists' will be painfully executed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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If you do that, the knock-on effect to the decorated plates industry will be disastrous.(
Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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The Yanks have no history, due to stealing their country off someone else.which is why they're obsessed with ours. See also Australia.
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their interest in it makes a lot of money for the country thoughlook how many saps queued up and paid to see her wedding dress. bonkers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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We've got enough crap for people to pay to look at now, without having to retain the useless freeloaders.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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There hasn't been this much fuss about a worthless single groove with a hole in it since YM put her prices up.(, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
I appreciate the sentiment here Lokesy, but I think it needs a little work.Tell you what, I'm a reasonable man, let's give you until lunchthread to rework this into something good, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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They're clearly overstaffed and inefficient. What they need is privatising.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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Alright ABI heard you were in my 'hood the other day.
You should've come to my gig.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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I was totally having it large down tha Tile Hill/Earlsdon hood.Some real ale was drunk and some Onyx was listened to, yo.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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Earlsdon is alright, Tile Hill less so.Did you venture out into one of our public houses?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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Morning allA productive weekend, if not a great one. Got the kitchen painted and the rest of the skirting boards on. Had a trip to the tip and Ikea ....
Ran 6.5 miles last night - need to get sorted for the GNR
I could not give one fuck about the monarchy but Kate is rather pleasant to look at.
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Me running 6.5 miles last night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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she's pretty enough but very bland lookingi think zara phillips is a million times hotter
also, when did you hear kate say anything, even accidentally, that was interesting? she's just a big spoonful of vanilla pudding. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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Her sister is very tidy. WOULD.Unfortunately, she in all likelihood wouldn't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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"in all likelihood"?i think it's safe to say there is NO likelihood.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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it must be nice to be a manand to have that boundless confidence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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Zara Phillips has funny teeth(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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i only said she was hotter than kateshe's still a long way from being the hottest woman on the planet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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The way she smiles makes me think that there's something quite dirty about her deep down.Maybe a couple of clit piercings and a butt plug.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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also how big does he think her clit is, that it could take "a couple" of piercings?bring back the floppy aubergine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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They all look like horses to me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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Best of all the Royal animals(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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I like the Royals, They're a bit pointless, but basically harmless.
Alt: I bought a wind board on Saturday, it's the most fun.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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Cool are you going to hunt down straw hat wearing punters?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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Nah, I'm going to fall over a lot. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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Haha, you get used to they quickly If you want lots of falling off try surfing*
*Your location may not help you with this alternative pastime
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Actually, a lack of surfing weather was the reason I bought it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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'ning TwoeyI hope you're not going to be moaning about the weather today?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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I just went to the park for 30 mins,It's already warm and part of my day is going to involve moving rocks and filling in a pond. I'm gonna need some sun cream I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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Blimey, with your...erm....condition, you might be right(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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Will you rub it in to my back and shoulders for me?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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Still though, good day to bury some news, get some more adverse policies out there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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Eg the whole "Oh by the way we're going to start switching off various websites for your own protection" sort of news.I'm thinking of the children here, you see.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:41,
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SEXY deviant.Don't tell me you're not aroused.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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"Hello? O2 Broadband? Yes. I wish to open up my account to a Masturbation facility. I need to masturbate at least once every two weeks, so can you please facilitate that for me.... thank you very much".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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I'm going to phone talktalk and be very blunt about itI don't want my internet censored, its bad enough I have to go through a proxy to access torrent sites but if they turn off my porn I will burn down their offices.
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Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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It's not default on though is it? There's a question during setup.It's such a load of bullshit, good job only men set up ISPs eh.
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I did wonder, I was sure I was asked the last time I changed provider if I wanted to access all content or just "safe"So, this new plan basically doesn't change anything?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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i hope for your sake it's a better filter than our work onethe things that get blocked as porn here are daft. a website selling tights, and locksmiths. why locksmiths? why??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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why would I block anything?half the stuff I do through work comes across as "adult content"
Any that's before we even start on my niche otter porn habit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:38,
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otter porn is niche.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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Chasity Belts, innit.COR BLIMEY, LOOK AT THE YELL ON THAT ONE. THATS AT LEAST 6 CYLNDERS.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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I think Kate could save the royal family if she stopped being so fucking selfish.A couple of blurry, grainy topless shops where you could barely make out any nips? Fucking rubbish. If she wants to be princess of my heart I'm going to need to see some fully nude HD close ups.
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Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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The latest in the Star Trek series really scraped the barrel** cervix
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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To boldly go where many men have gone before....(from The Wrath Of YM)
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The VERY least she can doIs film herself fingering her bumhole while she flicks her bean, leading to her gushing all over her sheets. Call me an old-fashioned traditionalist, but that's just the way I am.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Exactly. Our taxes pay for that bumhole and I expect it to be fingered!(
Peej, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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I would've like to have heard the sound of breaking membranebut you can't be everywhere at once, can you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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it's quiet on here today, apeymy arms are sore from the gym yesterday. i blame the press-ups. bearing in mind that it was only the assessment to see if i am fit enough to train, this does NOT bode well for tomorrow's proper beastage.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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The solicitors are finally ready to release my inheritance.Just as I start going on another old car obsessive phase!
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:20,
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he should be made to hand it to someone for safe keepingand given a small budget to play with, like £100. that would get him the kind of car he likes, with £90 to spend on parts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:29,
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There are people out there trying to sell 23 year old Golfs for 6-8 grand.(
Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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that's fineso long as nobody is dumb enough to buy it
classic cars are amazing when they are rare and lovely. a golf? you could spit randomly into the street and hit one of those things.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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Unless it's a totally unmolested one in perfect nick, they're having a laugh.(, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Trying to profit off the vw scene kiddies, aren't they.I'd maybe pay 3 for an absolute minter. Any mor ethan that's completely taking the piss.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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it's a golf, not a bugattiyou can get a new one for £10k. and the old ones did not look good. they looked like boxes on wheels.
urgh.
how about a nice vintage MGBGT? they're a few thousand and look all of teh awesome
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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I'm 6'3"I can about fold myself into a Golf. Not much hope of doing so in a B.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:46,
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-MGB-GT-BLACK-/300935730671?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46112ad5ef
look at him
he's so so beautiful
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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Roadsters are much prettier.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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yeah, but you're French so you're wrong.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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I'm 6'1" and drove a B roadster for years with no trouble.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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You can get extender brackets for the seats, similar to what they did for the original Mini.The rubber bumper Bs look awful though. Don't understand the appeal myself, one of my Mum's relations had an MG Midget and it was awful, uncomfortable and slow.
When them 6 numbers come up, Healey 3000 for me.
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That's all true.But a Healey worth owning will cost you north of 30K. You can get a great 1970ish B roadster for a sixth of that.
So they're hardly comparable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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it's got a sunroofso i don't see his problem, the lanky french git
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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I am not overly fond of them.Too small. I'm too large. They're also way too slow.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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unmodified, 100 bhp out of a car that weighs less than a ton?mine was only fast roaded and was faster than a Mk1 golf GTI, no drama.
And you didn't look like an Essex prick boy racer. Granted, that image is gone from golfs now, but still.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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No, you look like a grandad.Sorry, I just don't like them all that much.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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and yet you like boxy common-as-muck golfs?there has to be a happy medium here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Here you go
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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Because I learned mechanics on them. I'm always going to have a soft spot for them, regardless.(
Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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but... dey fuglyyou spend all that time and money doing them up, and can't sell them on, because as you point out... nobody wants to pay 7k for them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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only an idiot does up cars for the moneyas it'll always cost you more than you can sell it for.
There is the odd exception for very, very rare cars that fetch 6-7 figures at auction, but normal stuff - generally it'll cost you twice as much as it's worth to do it up. You do it up because you enjoy doing it or because you plan to keep it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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haha, it's not like it matters"men don't agree over two out of a million available cars" shocker.
I think we can both agree that 7k for a mk1 golf is a joke, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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Heh, quite.I can't see a mk2 Golf ever being worth 8 grand. That's Stag money.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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It's fucking terrifying.Still, it's a bargain compared to spending more than 11p on a VW beetle in any condition.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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Something something red bonnet(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:58,
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get some protein shakes, they help your muscles recover and help to prevent soreness(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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don't they taste like shit though?if there's a nice one, i'd totally drink that shit
i'm going to do bikram twice a week to help the flexibility and hopefully get rid of the soreness. i suck hard at bikram, but it does feel good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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i used to take a chocolate one which was alright, just neck it down after a workout(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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i might try itthey just look really chalky and thick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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are yet another pointless scam that offer absolutely nothing in terms of benefits to any normal human being.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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no it didn'tyou just think it did.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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Are you either a vegan or a professional powerlifter?No? then your diet contains more protein than you possibly need for recovery from any form of exercise short of an ultramarathon. You do not gain some advantage from the "formulation" of protein for "rapid recovery" or whatever shite they write on these things, becuase that's not how muscle damage, repair and recovery works in any way, shape or form.
So, unless by "works" you mean "relieved you of your money and provided your liver and kidneys with unnecessary work to do" then, no, it didn't work. Soz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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*+something sciencey sounding about amino acids or some shit*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:58,
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*contains boswelox*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Hey if it's been "used for centuries in Ayurvedic medicine" it must be good, right(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:02,
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It makes you 'feel' a bit better after a workoutAlthough that's likely psychosomatic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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so would drinking anything, I imagine.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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You just leave that placebo effect aloneThere's good money to be made there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:54,
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sometimes i don't think placebos are a bad thing, if they encourage youso long as they aren't too stupid. eg my ass-toning trainers - do i reeeeeally think they tone my ass? no. but having spent £100 on them meant that i started walking home, and now often walk home 3-4 times a week, which i didn't do before. so well worth it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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placebos are not a bad thing.This is not a placebo effect though. This is paying money for more of something that your diet already contains too much of.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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mine probably doesn'ttypical diet would be 2 ryvitas and low fat homous for breakfast with fresh orange (SMOOTH), soup or itsu or something for lunch, and skip dinner or go out and eat something horrendous like feta cheese dip and pittas. i eat a lot of beans/chickpeas, drink milk and am TRYING to eat more fish, but probably a protein deficit really
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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it's almost unknown for a western diet to be deficient in protein.what you mention above would be fine. For protein, I mean. You're probably missing a cock load of B vits, but you probably don't need extra protein.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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a cock load of vit Bssounds like an attempt to talk me into swallowing, dude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:13,
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Not swallowing is plain rude.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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i was going to ask you how many times you had had to do it, before making such a judgmentbut then i remembered i was chatting to the world's most fantastically gay horse!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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quite so.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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Fo' shizzle.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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I went to the Milton Keynes Sausage and Cider festival.I ate sausages
I drank cider
I was in bed by 10
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I had a friend down there,He was sick on one of the guys from Thatchers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:20,
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How was your time on the step dear lad?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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Used Lusty's account, problem solved innit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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Wait... that was you?Er... I knew that and all those gazzes I sent were just a joke, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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I forwarded them all to Rob Manuel.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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Oh boy I hope I make it into the newsletter!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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That will only happen if your company's logo looks a bit like a willy or your name is Gerald Wanker or something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:37,
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I've never met someone called Joel who wasn't a prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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There are certain names owned exclusively by twats: Giles, Jeremy, Crispin, etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1915144
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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So is it one of the ones on my list?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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I think DF had already confirmed that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:46,
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There's actually a very good reason for this.He's a desperately unfunny prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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But wouldn't that upset Cho-cho?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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Oh, that was you?I thought lusty was acting a bit odd.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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I DUN GONE AND DUN A NEW THREAD AND EVERYTHIN'(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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Good morning doctor.Prepared new shed for final assembly, bought youngest granddaughter her first bike, watched us hammer the Aussies and partook of a tasty Shiraz.
Living life like a lover of life.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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