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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dear God how shit.
What's the matter with you people?

Alt: Seriously, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:45, 227 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Lard hater!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Cat hater!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
INORITE
Monday threads really need to be better than OIL CHAT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I know, not a single vote for sunflower oil.
I bet there's a bottle in everyones cupboard.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Doesn't mean its the best though, does it
I also have plain flour in my cupboard but it isn't my favourite meal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Might be your favourite type of flour though innit?!?1
*Jots that down in my thread ideas pad*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I don't keep my oil in a cupboard nor do I have any sunflower oil in the house ACKSHERLY

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Keep it in a hand hollowed gourd?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
You say this as though you think it unusual.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Not in my cupboards

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I deep fry poppadoms and stuff in it
also fry eggs.

That wasn't what the debate was about though, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Where the FUCK have you been?
LARD NEEDS YOU!
LARD NEEDS YOU!
LARD NEEDS YOU AS THE NEW RECRUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
TOP LARD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
LARD 'A' MERCY!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I've been working.
A member of staff has just not turned up and resigned by email citing the 'negative atmosphere in the office'. I don't blame her one bit, my boss is a total cunt. Case in point, he probably thinks this is 'someone's fault' ie he's the fucking problem and is so fucking deranged he doesn't think he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I'm starting to think that I should just resign.
I think I might need some fear to motivate me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
we can get you fired if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I'd rather not get fired. That wouldn't interview well.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Whereas your normal charmless nerk self does?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
but at least you would actually BE interviewing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
much easier to get a new job whilst you still have one
don't hang around to get fired or dunny. is there anything you can do to make yourself more marketable - can you get a skill or a language or something under your belt?

also, not wearing that cardigran. that would be a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I'm concerned that some people may have missed your post a few threads back, so I thought I'd link to it here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2068767
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Er... PEAROAST

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
No no you have to say 'have a roasted pea'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Sounds a little plain
Couldn't I make myself appear more wakki, with a little more flowery language?
Something like: methinks I shall prepare an legume of the roasted variety, perchance...?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
^ methinks this is 'teh' 'FTW'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
methinks thou art a gaylord and indeed verily a focker

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
i hate that
although i fucking love roasted chickpeas
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
little bastards

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythredhair.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT MARKETABLE?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
as a professional, I'm gonna say yes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I'M SAYING YOU'RE UGLY AND STUPID AND YOU SMELL
but you're still marketable. however, getting fired will make it harder to get a new job. you polish that turd now, it will flush a lot more easily in a few months' time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Such a stereotype!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
You sure it's not all your moping around with a face like a slapped arse that has contributed to the negative attitude?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
^^TGGI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Everyone is miserable as sin.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Become 'employee of the month' by suggesting your boss takes eveyone bowling.
That'll improve the mood no end. A team building activity like that is sure to make everyone work harder.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I was thinking maybe some kind of dresscode related japery?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Vicars and tarts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
MUFTI DAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Not even in my top ten Word presenters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I was thinking 'Jews and Nazis'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Save that for the team-building roleplay exercise.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Ihre papiere, bitte.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Did you know that Treblinka was only open for 53 weeks and the Nazis killed 900,000 people there?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Know it? I masturbated about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Average 2,432 a day.
101 an hour, everyday, for a year and a week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
That's barbaric.
Did they not get the weekends off?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Some did. But they had to pull double shifts before their hols.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
that's superb

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)

German efficiency innit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Why don't you say "It's because you're a cunt" that should lighten the mood.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Ask them if they are positive.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
+HIV

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Have you considered
Putting a couple of pool balls into a sock and letting him know who the daddy is now???
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Oh I have. I have spent most of today considering that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Sending out lots of positive vibes at the same time!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I don't need to, the girl hasn't shown up, remember?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Send them harder.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
The main thing we need to know
Is was she an attractive member of staff. If so then it is a loss to the morale of the office.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
The moral of this office is....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You're only as good as your last fuck-up?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Someone had to bring up the Amazon thing again.
Kick a man when he's down, why don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I dunno what you are on about
Must be age effecting your eyes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Some are clinically depressed, some are morbidly obese, others think their opinion matters and many are really fucking bored.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Quick do a poll!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
About favourite flour?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
chapati
since you asked
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
It would be an easy win for All of the Above

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Alright Meatloaf.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
and he would do anything for his foot...but he won't do that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
You took the words right out of my mouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

words

Foot
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I'm starting to think you wankers are beyond help.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Whatsamater grumpy chops

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
You don't want to know

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
My Son came back on Sat.
He bought himself a really nice pair of white (with black striped) DMC shell toes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Nice
I have a fantastic pair of old design (ie thin tongue and offwhite sole) high top shelltoes with burgundy stripes. Them shits is gorjuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
You'll have at share at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
+Fluids with me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
crowded house's less succesxzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Is it not worth him waiting until the appointment is confirmed.
Gender reassignment is no overnight treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Good job he's got all the feminine mannerisms already eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)
WELL YOU WOULD RECOGNISE THE SIGNS111!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I might go spastic on QOTW again
I seem to be above reproach from the MODs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
This doesn't make you the Ace Face.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Bell Boy STRIKETHROUGH END!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I've been working. OK?!?!
Not that my contributions are anything news worthy.

All this oil chat was off putting too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
That was a new low for this dump, which is quite an achievement eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
The only thing at the moment that's the matter is that I have to get up at 5.30am tomorrow to collect someone from Gatwick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
You like your classic cars. I think I've found the perfect car for Tangles.
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C413832
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Oof. Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
You have no idea
They stink of petrol the whole time, giving a guaranteed migraine on all journeys over about 10 mins duration.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Stupid column change gearbox iRRC

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I don't know what one of those is, I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
My father used to have one of those, Christ it was bad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
really soft suspension too
So any time you went round even a slight bend it would practically fall over
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
My father once ran over my foot in his.
Not even a bruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
The trick is to not drink alcohol the night before
Although in your case the trick should be to at least stop drinking now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I haven't had any booze since Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
LOOK IT@S BATTERD
Hi battered *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Alright Nakers you fucking wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Not bad, BT have apparently fixed my internet...have to wait till I get home to check though
Also looking forward to raosting my brined pork, i reckon it's gonna be amazin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
A roast, in this weather? Fuck that. Lamb steak, salad & new potatoes for me

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
roast pork
I'll prolly do some cous cous and salad with it instead of the "works"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Passed my theory too.
95% take that.

You know what's wrong with me? I'm ginger, it's a tragedy for a man so handsome to be a ranga, although.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
95% take that.
Is the after Robbie Williams left?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
By mass robbie was almost 50% of take that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
LEAVE ROBBIE ALONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
If you were a member of take that I reckon you would have been Jason Orange

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
if you were in Take That you would have been Gary Bentlow.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
he was the best one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
not a single one of them were any good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
£22m says Gary could write a pop tune

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
writing a popular song doe snot make you any good.
Michael Jackson wrote pop tunes, Rolf Harris had a pop tune, Dave Lee Travis played loads of pop tunes on his show. In fact, from this broad sample i would say that anyone involved in pop music fucks kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
I was arguing that he was the best one in Take That

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
the best at fucking kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
i have no idea what you are talking about
I wish I was ginger, it'd be more interesting that way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
evening you oily twats
wha gwan?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
are you still rage filled?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
yeah, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
You can be the new bobby
Do you havea neck beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
i'll try and grow one just for you
I don't even know who you are, I assumed you were the result of some Bobby/rory slash fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'm the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2069014
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
evening?
it's only 5 o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
yeah
most boring training ever, but it was near my house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
what were you training in?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
i barely remember
I was daydreaming and doodling
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
well, let's hope it had no bearing on your safety or the safety of your colleagues.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
i don't do anything important
so it's unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I've just had a mint Club biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
how was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
It was okay.
Not as nice as the one with dead flies in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
you know, i'm not sure club biscuits have ever been any good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
make a milkshake with ice cream
orange clubs and orange aero in. That's when clubs are GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
or make a milkshake with vodka, creme de menthe and kalhua.
and stop fucking around like some kind of child.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
now I wish I'd not lost my blender

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)
How can you lose a blender?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)
well there was this whole thing with an escaped lion
lions love milkshake (which is why one must be careful when trying to tempt boys into ones yard), but they are not mindful of whirling blades and snouts.

Anyway, there was some blood and fur and ice cream, a little bit of a struggle and...well...it won
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
my milkshake brings all the lions to the yard
and they're like "roooooaaaaaaarr"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
also
they're like "lactose intolerant"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
that wasn't the mane problem

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
you know,
i fucking hate both orange flavoured and mint flavoured chocolate, so i'm gonna pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I'm not gonna lie to you, winders
you probably won't like my booze milkshake above, then.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)
if it's booze, i'll probably drink it anyway, and be glad of the sweet release of drunkeness.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)
you are completely correct here winders you gloorious golden fur covered bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
we used to have them in our biscuit selection for clients
along with kitkats, highland cookies, some other options and some healthy boring oat biscuits.

suddenly they've gone overnight, to be replaced with what is blatantly a rip-off snickers bar, but with arabic writing all over it. most peculiar.

BRING BACK THE CLUBS. WE WANT CLUBS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
how did you do that
without thinking 'you know, orange would be far superior'?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Did there use to be a red coloured wrapper
that was just biscuit and chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
And wafer I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
possibly, yes
there may have been a toffee one too, but I might be thinking of Trio
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
that was rare beef flavour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
for some reason this made me laugh.
fuck you, Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
I always fry my steak in Avacado oil cos it has a high smoking point
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
just because you were wrong earlier.
Also, using extra fat for frying steak? that's worse than raping children.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
fuck off it is, laods of butter in the pan is great for a steak

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
trollllollllollollllolll.
Edit - although I'm not sure I'd cook it in butter. bit of garlic flavoured butter melting over the cooked steak though, that's a win.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
i'm not trolling I promise, I find it helps to build that delicious crust

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
I meant me, you tool.
of course you might want a little extra fat for steak sometimes. I just hadn't made a totally over the top comparison between a minor cooking difference and raping children yet today, and it's getting on a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
unlike the children, presumably

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
they're old enough when they leave school
and they leave school at 3.30.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Erm. No. Slight amount of oil wiped on the steak. Add salt. Griddle. Rest. Add pepper.
IF you add the pepper at the start it will burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I like to warm through some garlic in the butter/oil then remove before cranking up the heat for steak cooking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Good steak doesn't need garlic on it, merely in chimichurri as an accompaniment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
yeah well i like it, doesn't need to be strong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
good steak doesn't need cooking
but try asking for it raw in a restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Good staek doesn't need removing from the cow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
The best veal is an aborted bovine fetus

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
The key is that it's never seen daylight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
and that it looks exactly like battered's little red face

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
So you've never had steak tartare then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Oh Battered.
I don't even know where that Simpsons cartoon thing is. Imagine I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Heh heh heh. Sucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Shut up. Nobody asked your opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
particularly as it is entirely invalid.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
garbage
what is the point of going to a restaurant to eat something raw? why not just buy it at tesco and tuck into it on your bus home?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
what's the point of going to a restaraunt at all, then, by that logic?
there's very little I can get in almost any restaurant that I can't cook at least as well at home.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
and that stopped who from giving it when, EVER?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Be use oranges clubs are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
all clubs are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Especially Oceana in Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Oceana
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
How's LARD CHAT going?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
We've moved on to STEAK CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Start a new thread Doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
better now you're here chunky

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
*sirens*
NEW THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
sirens?
are you thinking of monty and windy with their long luscious red and grey locks tangling on the rocks as they lure you in?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Singing me to shipwreck, those sexy bastards

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

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