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Morning WanglersI woke up with an invention in my head and am scared to approach anyone about it in case they rip me off. (it's not something I would make or patent, just want a manufacturer and take a commission)
Did you ever think of an invention.
Alt. Did you ever have an idea stolen from you or did you steal one?
Alt alt. Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 7:53,
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I invented the internal combustion enginebut couldn't afford the patent, so I got ripped off. Typical.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 7:56,
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I know right??And the company I work for was started (sort of) by the man that didn't invent the telephone.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:06,
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PLEASE PLEASE BE WARNED.. if you have a toddler or know anyone that has a toddler DONT let them sleep in onsies... Freddy went to bed in one last night and ended up getting rushed to hospital.. he'd got on his belly with his bum in the air and it started to choke him...(not enough stretch in the material) just a few more minutes and i dread to think what would have happened.. Please pass this on as a warning!! thsnks x
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:31,
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wut?horseshit, a babygro is a onesie and never heard of any problems with those.
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Already had one angry 'WHAT DO U NO ABOUT BABIESS ANYWAI' in response to me asking......1. How does one get a wriggly toddler into a too-small a babygro?
2. How did they get the poppers that fasten said garment together to stay done up? Those bad boys fly open faster than Swipe's legs after a night out at Pizza Hut.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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Alright love. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:01,
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I'm tip top. Although scared of being unemployed after tomorrow. Might have To go job centre.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:15,
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My godI don't even like walking past the job centre. I'm worried I might catch something. That being said, you live in a nicer city than I do.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:16,
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They recently stopped using the front door as all the horrid scum standing on the street upset the nice middle class, Now they all have to stand in the car park round the side.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:23,
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I use the park and ride, Scum can't afford the bus fair out that far.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:25,
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PhewYou'll find something. Capable young fellow like you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:26,
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Don't forget handsome. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:31,
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Me and your mum invented some interesting sexual positions last night . Alt: I would sometimes have ideas stolen by my area manager and rolled out across the district, but he'd always eventually give in and credit me after some nagging.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:00,
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Is that when you cornered him in the male toilets?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:06,
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I once had a dream where I came up with a really great ideaAs usual I couldn't remember it when I woke
Alt: Yes, a business idea and then the cunt paraded it around the company taking all the credit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:04,
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Was the idea to fuck your ex and not tell your wife?leading to your eventual discovery, divorce & life in a bedsit?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:10,
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Is was brilliant....insightful...and would appeal to allI actually slept with a pen and note book next to my bed in case I had the same dream...........Never did though :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:13,
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I like this. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:16,
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:( Bully
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:16,
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WHAT.........I aint dun nuffink mister....nothing at all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:18,
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You've considered it. In the eyes of a woman that is 99% of cheating(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:34,
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Nothing wrong with window shoppingas long as you don't get your wallet out
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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This subject merits its own discussion.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:16,
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There was a long thread about this last night.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:27,
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In which advice was sought, given and after an hour or so, discarded,(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:28,
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Not enough option F's though(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:28,
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Harold FaltermeyerZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:29,
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Erm. another failed joke from me.I know, I was in it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:49,
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I'm starting a new bizzness, and don't want to be stomped, prob is, if you don't come into the open, you ain'tgot s bizzness. 2 edged sword I'm afraid.
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I have history. Invented summink in '85 and changed careerand have made a good living from it (not rich like) but this is an idea I just want to sell and no more involvement except for a percentage.
Good luck with your bizz.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:11,
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Fashionlols.No, far more mundane, building industry.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:34,
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I had a great idea for something once, boring and work related, and then someone produced it. So not stolen as such, but beaten to it.Alt: Work wise, I have stolen ideas and reproduced them as my own in the past, now I don't tell anyone less important what I'm up to until it's done.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:10,
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Alt Alt; Have you ever seen a grown man naked?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:24,
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I had an idea for an app where people can upload, compare and rate bumholes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:31,
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If you included Images in the App.I bet you could have paid of your mortgage by now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:32,
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Well it wouldn't work without images would it you cretin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:33,
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:oPuckered ring
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:36,
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A tightly knitted and dusky bumhole, free from hair and with pre raphelite influences, a true classic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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Can they be rated with a star system...Using a 'Rusty Sheriff's Badge' icon?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:49,
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Morning doc, I'm a bit itchy and have some creamy discharge can you have a look?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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Nope. Been struck off because I've been interfering with female patients and killing off old people.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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I have a working title for you.Application For Anal Comparison (Tight or Slack).
Or you could shorten it to AppleMac
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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Morning stunner, hard morning ahead before "lunch"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:36,
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One tries one's best, Cornholio. Colleague's birthday so I imagine there will be some pubbidge today.
I have been working like a trojan of late.
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To be fair, all of us have done that at least once in our livesHead first for most, too.
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Chompy did that along time ago didn't he?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:37,
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I invented ducks which, as any fule know, were the forerunners to geese. So, if anything, you developed my invention.
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You fucked up though - a duck's quack doesn't echo.Design flaw.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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Also male ducks don't quack.They just whine on the internet.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:45,
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what joyThe entire northern line is fucked. I was at old st over an hour ago and got three stops in before sitting in Euston for half an hour. I'm now on the first of two buses required to get me to work. Only an hour to go!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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He's the Don Johnson of the greater Aylesbury area(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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I'm gonna be honest stunner, I've been in Milton Keynes for 3 weeks and I've had enough, it amazes me how anyone could live there for so long. I've got a new found respect for chompy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:45,
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You have my deepest, Winders. Easy on the respect though, mate. It's earned, not bandied about like toothless paki manwhores in Hackney.
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Oh-ohDon't start him off again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:50,
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It's just utterly devoid of any character or soul. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:05,
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In 50 years people will want to live there like the Garden Cities now. Or not.
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really? Have you been to Welwyn Garden City? utterly devoid of soul(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:16,
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and that, my little mongoloid pal, was the joke(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:23,
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really? Have you read Nakers' posts? utterly devoid of comprehension(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:28,
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Wait are you saying he isn't the best on here? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:29,
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Time for an extra special brew before you start. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:41,
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Why don't you takeall the 'Oh, like London is just the BEST you uncultured northern oafs' and the 'WAH WAH WAH my trainy-wainys not running, OH WOES! and damn you TFL!' mix em together so they cancel each other out and SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:41,
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I'd sooner have 'Train Woes', than 'Being a Northern Cunt Living In The North Woes'.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:50,
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Mont.Turn round now or you'll be late home
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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Had any more viewings on you flat?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:47,
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haha barry 5am kitchen haha(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:10,
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I was on my way home from work(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:20,
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That kind of makes being held for 8 minutes outside Liverpool Street seem less annoyingAlthough I did notice the "Northern Line part suspended - severe delays" on my way into the station on the big noticeboard so resolved to avoid it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:28,
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Inventions? I've had a fewA smokeless ashtray
A little something I like to call 'The Bathroom Buddy' its like a swiss army knife but with a toothbrush and shaving foam dispenser instead of 50 gajillion knives.
I was once trying to hang a thermometer when I slipped and hit my head, that was the moment I came up with the idea for batteries that beep when you whistle of few bars of Ode to Joy or summat
Alt alt: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit quoting funny movies out of context
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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I read this whole postto Frank Sinatra's "I did it my way"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:41,
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Thieving wop cunt(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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I Adagietto this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:47,
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That bathroom buddy was on 'Gremlins'or am I missing a point and more references :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:57,
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It's been done before.Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:51,
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It's a pretty cool name I think(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:56,
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Angie O'plasty(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:09,
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line up ladies! The Chompster is back on the market!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:13,
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If you had to fuck a puppet who would be the lucky puppet?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:15,
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you must never change this name ever againit suits you perfectly.
BUMHOLE!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:32,
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I reckon Punch's wife Judy would be a right dirty slag in bed (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:19,
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You horrid cheating boy. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:21,
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There seems to be no stopping him nowHis poor wife :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:23,
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But I was having such a good timehaving a ball
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:24,
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slow coach
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:27,
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MARRING a good time. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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ohhh man:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:24,
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Alt: Not really, but sort of...A couple of years ago I played a gig down in London, hosted by the, then relatively unknown, Mercury-prize nominated folk bloke Sam Lee.
He was particularly fascinated by an Indian drone instrument we were using, called a Shruti Box, asking several questions about what it was, etc.
When his album came out a year or so later I read a review in the Guardian about how interesting it was that it featured him playing an unusual Indian drone instrument called a Shruti Box.
Technically this would be considered an influence, rather than stealing.
/csb
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:18,
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I can kill him for you if you like (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:20,
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Mrs Upinblue was outraged when I pointed it out to herHE STOLE YOUR IDEA!!!
He's actually a nice guy and I'd be glad to have had some influence, if that is the case.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:23,
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I can kill your wife as well, if it'll help. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:25,
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Now there's a thought...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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She's worth more if you can do it before close of business tomorrow.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:26,
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The only difference washe used it in such a way that people wanted to listen to it.
Unlike Arctic Yurtbox.
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Next time take a noose to a U2 concert and get Bono to ask about it(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:21,
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It was a bit of a diversion for himBut saved him writing all those comic books eh
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you should see a lawyer first, they'll advise you on which bits you can/should protectsometimes i have good ideas on that cusp of being asleep/awake, but i never remember them. mind you, i spent all last night dreaming about a holiday in the caribbean with my friend. not the actual lovely holiday. just massive panicky airport/packing/being late stress. so that was nice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:31,
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Yeah. What this troubled world needs is more people consulting lawyers. (, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD NEEDSmoar lawyers. we are the voices of reason and compassion, twin beacons in this naughty world.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:34,
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I thought it was "Love, sweet love"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:35,
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is that a quote from one of your recent text messages?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:35,
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Yeah I may see a lawyer about my bosses innapropriate Text messages(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:36,
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your wife might see a lawyer about YOUR inappropriate text messages(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:38,
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Do you think I should print them and then delete them from my phone?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:40,
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yes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:43,
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Woah bit harsh there, Copperknob(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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Hey leave the dirty cheat cheater alonehe cant help the fact that he is in a loveless marriage and wants to throw one up an old flame
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It's like you're looking directly into my soul B-dog(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:38,
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To be fair to him, Mrs Hare has let herself go quite a bit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:39,
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Thats one less job for me to do this month(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:41,
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^ This ^heywaitaminute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:40,
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Thoughts on legal aid changes? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:42,
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Fucking good. Why do poor people need access to justice?
Less busses and less legal aid = Happy Stunned.
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I like you stunned. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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how to solve congestion and obesity in one goremove every other bus stop. Sopme of the fuckers are about 100 yards apart ffs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:51,
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One should be made to carry one's P60 at all times and valid photo ID. If you earn under £40k in London you should be made to walk everywhere you slovenly mother fucker.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:54,
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they did waste a lot of money thereshittonne of money to refurb the old routemasters. then decided after the event that they weren't disabled friendly. so spent a shittonne more money getting rid of them and buying a fleet of ones that stoop to let wheelchairs onboard. given the % of people who use the buses who are in wheelchairs, it seems that it might have been more cost effective to hire taxis. but at least don't refurbish something just to replace it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:57,
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Tough shit innit, there are only about 7 of them anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:05,
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I thought the government has decided to get rid of disabled people in order to save money?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:06,
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don't get me started on the changes to litigation costs that came in at the same time, thoughurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh is the technical term
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:53,
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An honest answer EdjI had an idea and I was after backing I went to one of these venture capital places and we signed a non disclosure etc... as it was purely at the point of in my head and I had no idea how to progress it...
So I got the advice etc turned out the idea was shit but still it meant that it could be discussed without potentially being nicked
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I did once, I even made a prototypeThen I found out it had already been done.
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:41,
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Fixies don't count(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:41,
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*dances around PJ*Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie, Fixie,
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something something MARRtain bike(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:42,
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No, it was a rather boring ideaIn networking you commonly use a tone trace to trace back ports in rooms to ports on the patch panels. I built a patch panel that would light up the port you plugged the tone tracer in rather than having to wave a wand around for ages until it made a noise. Trouble is, someone else had already done it.
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Peej, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................wassat eh, ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:49,
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Basically, HH is having an affair with an ex, but doesn't consider it cheating on his wife as he's only fucking the other bird up the shitbox. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:49,
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*looks over shoulder*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:51,
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Gaz Nakers a pic of your bumhole for an explanation(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:50,
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I thought of inventing a special kind of glue to use in sellotape.when you break it, it forms a dye so you can see where the end is.
Possibly very expensive to make though I would imagine.
A moment of stoned clarity, that was.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:52,
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This has been done, where did I see it???????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:52,
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The patent for the glue used on Sellotape is owned by Debbie Mcgee(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:54,
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Did she like it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:55,
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Dozer/ac
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:01,
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Sellotape is a brand name so this post is advertising, I cant take part in it unless you change the term to "sticky back plastic"
HTH
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That reminds me of a jokeI think I read it on here
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:58,
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He's the best one here apparently(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:07,
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I invented a way of stealing money without anyone finding outSee what these big companies do is they have all this money flowing about with fractions of pennies that are rounded up or down or something and yadda yadda brr-whip PROFIT!!
Something something glasses grip blah blah everyone went bozz-eyed.....*sigh*
So anyway, the word on the street is that HH has been sexting this Becky fella about Minces hoover snout but theres no word yet on those stolen drugs. Police continue to be 'baffled'
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:52,
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I was giving him the benefit of the doubt the he was doing an Office Space reference there(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:04,
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Nah, its the plot of a sitcom I'm writingIt's like Skins but with middle-aged adulterous hippie drug addict types. I'm having serious difficulty with the 'com' side of things.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:12,
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