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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Inappropriate songs
Let's have a bit of a larf. Name some innapropriate songs.

For example: "Manic Mongday" or Hitlers favourite "A Little less concentration"

alt. Lunch

altalt. Favourite places to visit.

Lets fuck friday. right up the hoop!!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:04, 291 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Right Jay, delete this thread right now for these reasons
A. It's shit
B. Its way too early for lunch
C. It's shit

Please DYAAKY
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Is it fuck shit.
You just need to use your brain, which is a tasking concept for some!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
he's an it onkey all he does is raise tickets and google the answers all day

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)
The one we have to call in does that.
And charges 60 per call out for the pleasure.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I told you before fuckface, I'm not an IT Tech. I'm an Apple Developer, I don't fix idiots PCs

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
macs then
Fucking hell, how precious!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I don't fix macs either
So there
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
So you are an Orchard owner?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

don't fix idiots PCs sound like Jethro
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
the brownie is winking at me

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
it's not the first time is it?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Mummy's too tight (to mention)
Alt: No

Alt:alt: Ye old Mitre in Holborn
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Bunny's too tight to mention is a little more wrong.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I dunno, YM is fucking rank.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
textbook.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Reich on time

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I have a Hitler theme going
When the Goering gets tough (The tough get Goering)
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Oh Hess, I'm the Great Pretender

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Let's Get Ready To Rommel

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
TGGI ^^

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Is she really going out with Himmler?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
This is really quite good, lokers.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Doenitz Let The Sun Go Down On Me

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
The green, green grass of Rohm

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Dachau do you do what you do to me

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Nein to Five

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Eichmann Dance
by Eu-Genesis
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
A Little Less Conversation And A Little More Achtung

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Auschwitz it could be Christmas every day

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Don't let the Belsen End

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Dachau, With Tears In My Eyes.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
The Final Solution - Europe

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Heil Be There

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Juden it be Nice

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Zyklon B Mine

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
in the ghetto

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Raum raum lebensraum I get around

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Nice.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Goering loco, down in acapulco

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Ballroom Blitz?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Christmas Kristallnact
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Jay, this is fucking brilliant!
Proper head on desk officelols
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Endlösung der Judenfrage Around The Clock

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Nazi, Nazi Boys

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
altalt: The British Museum, Avebury, America
Appropriate songs:
'This is not a good thread' by PiL
'Sound of the delete' KRS-1

etc
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Shurrup you slaaaaaag
I thought this would have been reet up your street pet.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I've no time for anything today, I really shouldn't be on here at all

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I'm at the Museum of Scotland with the minibadger tomorrow, Boyce.
Apart from it being in the provinces, I think you'd like it. And the SNP might be a load of absolute pricktards but they did make every museum in scotland free, so that's nice.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
sweet bruv

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
it is indeed an excellent museum

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
You'll all be happy to know I found what looks like a really good lens for cheap
although I expect when it turns up it'll be a mushroom farm inside.

MORE KEWL KAMERA UPDATES SOON!!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
i like your thread, gj

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Thank you.
unfortunately a thread is only as good a its posters :(
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
this one has you and me
so it's FABULOUS
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
OK I GET IT
*skulks away*
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
we will be working 10 minutes apart...

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i know
think of all that pizza we won't have!

also how do you know that? have you been linked-in-ing too?!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I have now that that sneaky frog bastard has given me up, I always knew he was bad news

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
i think he's moved on
it's time you did too.

we can wave at each other down the street!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Kroney's dead?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
no but he should be

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Places to go. I love Paris, New York and Ibiza.
All for different reasons.

London too. LOVE London. For a visit mind, not to live
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
London thanks you for your interest.
And invites you to return to your provincial paradise as you are making the place look untidy.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Im not one of these annoying, dawdling tourists.
I know how to use the tube and I go everywhere in a hurry.

Plus, you know, I look fab doing it.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
there's a shop near me that sells randomly very good gayer t-shirts
one has a picture of a stickman with a handbag and it says "no camping". then there is a strikethrough option for "i like girls/boys" with a delete as appropriate -

i'm not doing them justice.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
God you people really have me nailed...
*not really
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
alright "jesus"!
i'm a bit distracted today. not quite on form!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Crucifixion lols

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
When I was at school
I used to do the tube from Kings X to Heathrow with two suitcases and a massive weekend bag. And then the same in the other direction at the end of the holidays.
I think that's where I perfected my 'fuck off out of my way' glare. And developed my deep seated hatred of crowded places.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
those places are all unremittingly shit. Soz.


Not really. Although you could have tried not to have "stereotypical gay world tour 101" printed on your itinerary.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
There was no mention of Gran Canaria, Sitges, Fire island or Lesbos, thanks.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I took those as given.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Only been to GC and found it to be a horrid hole with bad drag from the 90's
and promiscuity.

None of that for me thanks. Keep your venereal diseases to yourselves.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Paris is an amazing city, Ibiza is a beautiful Island, London is a fantastic city museums, history, restaurants, parks, gigs, theatre etc etc
I think you'll find you look a bit silly now
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Paris is a dirty shithole
and I could list ten islands in a heartbeat that piss on Ibiza with their eyes closed. But, hey, you stick to you middle england stereotypical destinations, eh?

Also, I said Not Really, you unremitting WTN prick.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I could also name ten islands that piss on Ibiza, but that wasn't the question was it? I'd have thought a tutor like you would put more emphasis on reading the question correctly
Paris is dirty, but so is your mum and they both still entertain millions of visitors a year
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
So, apparently, does Britain's got fucking talent.
Your point?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)
That your mum is the human equvilant of Britain's got talent?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Well, duh.
I'm just pointing out Paris isn't coming out of this at all well.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I loved Ibiza
A lot less chavs than you will find on most party Islands and literally had the best nights ever clubbing with my mates.

As with everything it's a personal choice innit.

*drags soapbox away*
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I only really went to the North of the Island away fro the clubbing heartland
Wedding in an amazing agri hotel and week of beautiful beaches and amazing food. It helped that we had a Spaniard with us, whos passiona nd job is food and drink. He can sniff out a good restaurantb from a mile away
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
"agri hotel" ?
and you wonder why people abuse you.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I didn't book it did I that's where the wedding was, it just means they grow lots of their own food I think
and no, I don't wonder, it's becasue I'm a HIDEOUS MONSTER WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
In all seriousness, and to step away from hurling abuse at you for a second
a fucking "agri hotel"? I'd love five minutes alone with whatever fucker came up with that, and a pair of pliers. that's worse than calling things "artisan" .. Some peoople really just don't deserve to live.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
it's a pouch namw
they jsut mean it's eco and shit really
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)
We went to Portinax a couple of times, really nice place, good food etc.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Quite so
and my personal choice is to call Nakers a prick. I actually quite like Ibiza but where's the fun in that when we can bait collar-poppers?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Greggs Hat, Bebbeh!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hahaha
screw you!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
;-)

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Textbook
*golf claps*
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Also, surely Hitler's favourite would be "A little more concentration" ?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Young, gifted and black, surely?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Fliddy Cent.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Dildo

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Nigger Style by Psy
Cest la Paki by B*witched
Thank you for the Chinkies by ABBA
Blue Coon by Ella Fitzgerald
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
these are all shit
soz
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
That was the point

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Jethrow row row your boat

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I feel you may be disappointed.
You're building me up to be something I really am not. Perhaps I should fake it for you.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I like the idea that's not remotely true

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I have a sad face on the internets now.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
makes a change from your hideously disfigured face in real life

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
"Thank heavens for little girls"
The Yewtree Choir.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I just looked at the top 40 for inspiration
and I realised that not only do I only know about 6 songs there, I didn't even know most of the "artists"... when did this happen
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
1986.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Yep. This.
Finding anything for myself in HMV these days I find they are all on the dusty sale shelves at the back.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
all the shelves in HMV are dusty

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
what have they done to deserve that?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Pet shop boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
ttj

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
i dind't get it tbh

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
the Pet Shop boys are shit

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
So's your face/mum/etc

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Incy Mincys Teeny Weeny Yellow Open Crotch Mankini
altalt: the street, a court-ordered distance from my ex
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
This wins

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Jethro Tull
Back-Door Angel...

No work required
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
buju banton - boom bye bye

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Alright St. Uj, you big lively man you.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
2 right! I'm glad
toys.usvsth3m.com/down-with-the-kids/
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
52%

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I got 80%

I AM IN NO WAY OLD.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)
the first half was really a question of how engaged you are with trashy popular culture

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I follow a lot of facebook links.
And I have teenaged grandkids.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
admit it, you are an avid reader of Closer and Heat and spend you saturday night lolling at ant and dec's latest reality celebrity talent gameshow

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Fuck right off.
Admittedly, I take shameful pleasure in watching X Factor, but it's the only time I ever have ITV on. I'm not a *total* pleb.

Every time I'm in the canteen at work, they're watching Jeremy Fucking Kyle. It's tragic.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Admit it, you're eating a rustlers burger and watching the "Kardashians" right now ent ya?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I think you're confusing me with gonz.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Well you both have sex with old men, so it's an easy mistake to make

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
56% but I guessed most of them
I am well PENG
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)
what's better a high score or low score?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Judging on those questions
I am saying the lower your score the better
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Depends if you're a snob or a wannabe youngster.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I'm a snob

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Shocker.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
40%
Then it asks if I want to "Facebook" or "Tweet" my score. Like I know what the fuck that means having just got 40%.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
i'm not sure "facebook" is even a verb

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Everything is a verb these days.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I "everythinged" your mum last night

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
textbook

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
LOOK OUT PJ!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
That's £30 you owe me then.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
oh mann your pimp game is strong

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
YAY!
64%
You've got dubstep on your Microsoft Zune.

Whatever that means
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Oh I got that quite as well
I DO have dubstep, but on my Ipod
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
You ARE fucking young

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Don't It Turn Your Brown Eye Blue

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Nigger too late
Time Jew Say Goodbye
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Fisting the Night Away

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Genuine one from my kids
"Walks Like Me Nana"

(earworm)
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
i ate t brownie and now I feel sick

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
New thread anyone?
Im asking, I haven't made one...
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
'Fisting by the pool'
Alt: Liquid.
Altalt: Thailand, Singapore, Kiev, Frankfurt, London*.


*not this one, it's shit.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
AltAlt:
Everybody talk about pop music
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Grimsby Scunthorpe Watford Bootle, everybody talk about Pot Noodle!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
This made me laugh more than it should.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Me too

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Sisters are doing it to themselves.
Alt. Not yet

AltAlt Grassington, Ullswater
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I just turned down 285k for my gaff
wow Monty, fascinating
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'll give you a fiver for it.
But only if you stay and we cuddle every night.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Fascinating Monts.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I've just sold it, 290.
I feel a bit sick now.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
\o/ well done mate!
this is the the intial beginning of a new start for you I reckon!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
That's a good price no?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
It is a fucking ridiculous price.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)
110 grand more than my 4 bed house with 6 parking spaces is worth.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Fucking hell that is cheap
I might get a second home down your way
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Do it.
We need more people like you down here.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
they love it when people do that

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Don't give a fuck personally
I'm a homeowner so Im glad they are driving up prices. Also if the house next to mine was empty except in the summer I'd be happier.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I could sell my 2 bed in Oxford and buy a small boutique hotel down your way.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

uk.businessesforsale.com/uk/Hotel-In-Falmouth-For-Sale-2.aspx
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)
What sort of small is 16 bedrooms?
I'm talking 3 or 4.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Oh you could buy three or four small ones

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
It's crossed my mind.
Was in Woolacombe at the weekend, and there's a little place up the hill in Mortehoe, just shy of 350, access to the cliff path, 5 minutes from a nice pub, pretty good nick, 10 minutes down to the surging.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Well, next step, find yourself a new place, put your super funky posters up and start a new stage in your life.
You may even get a house with an upstairs, so you've got something to crawl up and fall down drunk.
Seriously though, nice one.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
:o((((((((((

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)
It was a lovely flat, but you'll get something good, shop some debt, you'll be Ok big guy.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Bereft is the word I'm looking for, here.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
*snugglewuggles *

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Genuine \o/

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Awesome

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I'm heartbroken, to tell the truth

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I'm sure there's a Star Wars quote somewhere that will cheer you up

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
YEW ARR PARRT OF THE REBEL ALLOIANCE!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Great kid, Don't get cocky

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
OI WANT THEM, ALOIVE

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I find your lack of faith disturbing

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
"We've checked the plans, and there is a weakness"

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
not to get your hopes up or piss on your chips either way
but a LOT can happen before it's actually sold. fingers crossed. once you know for definite, you can start to get really excited about the next stage!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I feel like crying like a bitch, at this juncture.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Look at it this way
Now you don't have to repair that broken bog window.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
wtf did you do in there?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Spunked

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
it's a huge move from somewhere you love, perfectly perfectly natural
but you WILL get somewhere you love even MOAR, where your daughter has her own room that you can paint together and you can have a bit of outside space - and no toothles gobjobs!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
You know what you need, don't you?
A couple of bottles of wine!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
This gay gets it

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Fucking great mate

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)
\o/
Think of what you can do when you have money!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)


(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Thank you, I'm here all week

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
YESSSS!!!
Chutney chuffed for you!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
lol at chutney chuffed

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
bless you, Chutbush City Limits.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
THIS IS MY NEW SIG

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
11 days monty
Nervous?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Turned on

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Now I'm nervous

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Even more turned on

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Think about it like this, you mad £5k in 2 minuites just now.
If you can keep that up for a year, that's £2,629,745.
If you can keep that up for a decade, that's £26,297,450
If you can keep that up for a century, that's £2,62,974,500
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
you are getting there though!
Same bint as before?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
same bint. see above, she's now bought it

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Do you want a blow job, Boss?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Yeah go on

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Good for you, big hurdle leapt.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Coventry is still poo.
Alt. Sammich nommy nom nom.

Altalt: not coventry.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Coventry is great!
At least it's not London, or Bedworth, or Macclesfield.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
It's really not.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)
this^

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Also, a fella on site got annoyed with me this morning because I hadn't heard of the Beduff pronunciation of Bedworth.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)
wot?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
They call it beduff. I imagine it's because all the inbreeding has fucked their ability to read.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I mispronounced Bicester one time
The guy I said it in front of laughed hysterically. "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PRONOUNCED BISSTER! HAHAHAHAH, OH MAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

I didn't really get it.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
No idea. Maybe that sort of thing is important when you live in a shit heap.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Like those two Aussie guys trying to find Loogabarooga!
AMIRITE?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
This is a good observation.
I am from Guildford, it's pronounced "Guildford"; I live in Muswell Hill, it's pronounced "Muswell Hill". Neither of these places are shit tips and neither have ridiculous yokel pronounciations.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I was at a wedding last year and bumped into someone I haven't seen in a while
He asked if I was in a band. I said Not as such, me and a mate record stuff from time to time, but I'm not in a band, no.
His mum thought this was hilarious. I stared at her while she was wiping the tears from her eyes. YOU FAWT 'E WAS IN A BAND BUT 'E AINT.

Again, I didn't get it.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Who knows what rattles around in the prehistoric-level brains of the lower orders, Twoey.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
In many ways, I think I've outgrown south east hampshire, Kroney

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Come live with me.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Only under one condition
Do you have indoor plumbing?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Thicko.
Only explanation.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm inclined to agree
The whole affair was something channel 4 would make a documentary of.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Personality Horse, right?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
PERSONALITY WHORES MORE LIKE!!! GEDDIT??

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Correct
You're a fan? Most people are. *coughs*
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

www.last.fm/music/Personality+Horse/Graham+Tapes/We%27re+Very+Successful
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
they are the same people who think it's hilarious that people don't know the belvoir hunt is pronounced beaver
cunts, in other words
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Nice belvoir, love!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Thanks, I just had it stoughed

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I didn't know that.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Can you pronounce any English place names?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Not a lot no.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
aiiii

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Hope you never have to go somewhere like Kircudbright...

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
That's a nightmarish situation for me.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
'Beduff born, Beduff bred - strong in'th arm, thick in'th 'ead'
Try reciting this to him, I'm sure he'll like it!
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
He's a big roofer. I think I'd get my shoes shined if I said that.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Naah! Roofers are all shandy-drinking homs
They have to be able to mince due to the narrowness of the footholds, so they all have ballet lessons in pink lycra. Trufax
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Or Rotterdam or anywhere.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
See. I realise that Cov ain't the best place in the world
But I think it's a little unfair to judge it based on spending two days in an industrial estate in Bedworth.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Fucking hell I'm bored.
So bored I just looked up the actor who played Lewis in Hollyoaks to see what he's up to these days.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
And what is he up to?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)
When I was in boy band 5ive I met lewis backstage doing summer season at Minehead Butlins

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Bollock all of note.
He was in some Channel 5 soap for a while, couple of episodes of Casualty and Holby City. Standard failed soap actor stuff.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Who?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Good follow up question,
I think I went too deep too fast.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Kinky

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Mandy's Brother?
He's the #1 reason why I'd never overdose on paracetimol.... I remember he went to commit suicide by OD'ing on paracetimol, but changed his mind the next day.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
;][loj]p]

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
What is that?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Not sure
Do you think I should get it looked at?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
the very ascii caterpillar

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Battered with his arms folded, bare midriff and cock out?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Re Oven woes.
Get an Aga you commoner.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I was all set to buy the Rangemaster
Think I'm going to just go ahead and buy it.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Woah, without Mrs Hats' say so?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
SHE AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME*
*may contain some lies
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Just buy what you want, and some badges of the other manufacturers,
When stupid wife changes her mind, just change the stickers.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
your only gonna use it to make cock biscuits, does it really matter?

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
And minge biscuits, come on

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
make sure you keep the trays apart

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
A big 5 oven bad boy can cost upward of 7 grand.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I love it when you talk dirty

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Easy, Savile.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Aga are bloody awful to cook on

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
^ this ^
i would have one for show, and then a secret stove in the pantry for real cooking
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
you don't cook, you can have an aga

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Let's all go down The Strand!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
stay about from my office!

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
The net is closing in.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
you know where I work now anyway

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
A Pantry?
I now see you cooking in a pinny with a load of maids around you.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)
For the first 14 years of my life all my food was cooked/baked etc on a coal fired Rayburn
and all our hot water was heated by it too. I never found it hard.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Might be time for a new thread.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

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