b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2104680 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Inappropriate songs
Let's have a bit of a larf. Name some innapropriate songs.

For example: "Manic Mongday" or Hitlers favourite "A Little less concentration"

alt. Lunch

altalt. Favourite places to visit.

Lets fuck friday. right up the hoop!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:04, 291 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Right Jay, delete this thread right now for these reasons
A. It's shit
B. Its way too early for lunch
C. It's shit

Please DYAAKY
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Is it fuck shit.
You just need to use your brain, which is a tasking concept for some!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
he's an it onkey all he does is raise tickets and google the answers all day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)
The one we have to call in does that.
And charges 60 per call out for the pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I told you before fuckface, I'm not an IT Tech. I'm an Apple Developer, I don't fix idiots PCs

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
macs then
Fucking hell, how precious!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I don't fix macs either
So there
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
So you are an Orchard owner?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

don't fix idiots PCs sound like Jethro
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
the brownie is winking at me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
it's not the first time is it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Mummy's too tight (to mention)
Alt: No

Alt:alt: Ye old Mitre in Holborn
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Bunny's too tight to mention is a little more wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I dunno, YM is fucking rank.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Reich on time

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I have a Hitler theme going
When the Goering gets tough (The tough get Goering)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Oh Hess, I'm the Great Pretender

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Let's Get Ready To Rommel

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
TGGI ^^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Is she really going out with Himmler?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
This is really quite good, lokers.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Doenitz Let The Sun Go Down On Me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
The green, green grass of Rohm

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Dachau do you do what you do to me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Nein to Five

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Eichmann Dance
by Eu-Genesis
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
A Little Less Conversation And A Little More Achtung

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Auschwitz it could be Christmas every day

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Don't let the Belsen End

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Dachau, With Tears In My Eyes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
The Final Solution - Europe

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Heil Be There

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Juden it be Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Zyklon B Mine

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
in the ghetto

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Raum raum lebensraum I get around

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Goering loco, down in acapulco

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Ballroom Blitz?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Christmas Kristallnact
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Jay, this is fucking brilliant!
Proper head on desk officelols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Endlösung der Judenfrage Around The Clock

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Nazi, Nazi Boys

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
altalt: The British Museum, Avebury, America
Appropriate songs:
'This is not a good thread' by PiL
'Sound of the delete' KRS-1

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Shurrup you slaaaaaag
I thought this would have been reet up your street pet.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I've no time for anything today, I really shouldn't be on here at all

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I'm at the Museum of Scotland with the minibadger tomorrow, Boyce.
Apart from it being in the provinces, I think you'd like it. And the SNP might be a load of absolute pricktards but they did make every museum in scotland free, so that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
sweet bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
it is indeed an excellent museum

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
You'll all be happy to know I found what looks like a really good lens for cheap
although I expect when it turns up it'll be a mushroom farm inside.

MORE KEWL KAMERA UPDATES SOON!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
i like your thread, gj

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Thank you.
unfortunately a thread is only as good a its posters :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
this one has you and me
so it's FABULOUS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
OK I GET IT
*skulks away*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
we will be working 10 minutes apart...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
i know
think of all that pizza we won't have!

also how do you know that? have you been linked-in-ing too?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I have now that that sneaky frog bastard has given me up, I always knew he was bad news

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
i think he's moved on
it's time you did too.

we can wave at each other down the street!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Kroney's dead?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
no but he should be

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Places to go. I love Paris, New York and Ibiza.
All for different reasons.

London too. LOVE London. For a visit mind, not to live
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
London thanks you for your interest.
And invites you to return to your provincial paradise as you are making the place look untidy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Im not one of these annoying, dawdling tourists.
I know how to use the tube and I go everywhere in a hurry.

Plus, you know, I look fab doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
there's a shop near me that sells randomly very good gayer t-shirts
one has a picture of a stickman with a handbag and it says "no camping". then there is a strikethrough option for "i like girls/boys" with a delete as appropriate -

i'm not doing them justice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
God you people really have me nailed...
*not really
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
alright "jesus"!
i'm a bit distracted today. not quite on form!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Crucifixion lols

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
When I was at school
I used to do the tube from Kings X to Heathrow with two suitcases and a massive weekend bag. And then the same in the other direction at the end of the holidays.
I think that's where I perfected my 'fuck off out of my way' glare. And developed my deep seated hatred of crowded places.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
those places are all unremittingly shit. Soz.


Not really. Although you could have tried not to have "stereotypical gay world tour 101" printed on your itinerary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
There was no mention of Gran Canaria, Sitges, Fire island or Lesbos, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I took those as given.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Only been to GC and found it to be a horrid hole with bad drag from the 90's
and promiscuity.

None of that for me thanks. Keep your venereal diseases to yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Paris is an amazing city, Ibiza is a beautiful Island, London is a fantastic city museums, history, restaurants, parks, gigs, theatre etc etc
I think you'll find you look a bit silly now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Paris is a dirty shithole
and I could list ten islands in a heartbeat that piss on Ibiza with their eyes closed. But, hey, you stick to you middle england stereotypical destinations, eh?

Also, I said Not Really, you unremitting WTN prick.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I could also name ten islands that piss on Ibiza, but that wasn't the question was it? I'd have thought a tutor like you would put more emphasis on reading the question correctly
Paris is dirty, but so is your mum and they both still entertain millions of visitors a year
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
So, apparently, does Britain's got fucking talent.
Your point?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)
That your mum is the human equvilant of Britain's got talent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Well, duh.
I'm just pointing out Paris isn't coming out of this at all well.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I loved Ibiza
A lot less chavs than you will find on most party Islands and literally had the best nights ever clubbing with my mates.

As with everything it's a personal choice innit.

*drags soapbox away*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I only really went to the North of the Island away fro the clubbing heartland
Wedding in an amazing agri hotel and week of beautiful beaches and amazing food. It helped that we had a Spaniard with us, whos passiona nd job is food and drink. He can sniff out a good restaurantb from a mile away
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
"agri hotel" ?
and you wonder why people abuse you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I didn't book it did I that's where the wedding was, it just means they grow lots of their own food I think
and no, I don't wonder, it's becasue I'm a HIDEOUS MONSTER WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
In all seriousness, and to step away from hurling abuse at you for a second
a fucking "agri hotel"? I'd love five minutes alone with whatever fucker came up with that, and a pair of pliers. that's worse than calling things "artisan" .. Some peoople really just don't deserve to live.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
it's a pouch namw
they jsut mean it's eco and shit really
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)
We went to Portinax a couple of times, really nice place, good food etc.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Quite so
and my personal choice is to call Nakers a prick. I actually quite like Ibiza but where's the fun in that when we can bait collar-poppers?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Greggs Hat, Bebbeh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hahaha
screw you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Textbook
*golf claps*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Also, surely Hitler's favourite would be "A little more concentration" ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Young, gifted and black, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Fliddy Cent.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Nigger Style by Psy
Cest la Paki by B*witched
Thank you for the Chinkies by ABBA
Blue Coon by Ella Fitzgerald
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
these are all shit
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
That was the point

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Jethrow row row your boat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I feel you may be disappointed.
You're building me up to be something I really am not. Perhaps I should fake it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I like the idea that's not remotely true

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I have a sad face on the internets now.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
makes a change from your hideously disfigured face in real life

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
"Thank heavens for little girls"
The Yewtree Choir.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I just looked at the top 40 for inspiration
and I realised that not only do I only know about 6 songs there, I didn't even know most of the "artists"... when did this happen
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
1986.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Yep. This.
Finding anything for myself in HMV these days I find they are all on the dusty sale shelves at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
all the shelves in HMV are dusty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
what have they done to deserve that?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Pet shop boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
ttj

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
i dind't get it tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
the Pet Shop boys are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
So's your face/mum/etc

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Incy Mincys Teeny Weeny Yellow Open Crotch Mankini
altalt: the street, a court-ordered distance from my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
This wins

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Jethro Tull
Back-Door Angel...

No work required
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
buju banton - boom bye bye

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Alright St. Uj, you big lively man you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
2 right! I'm glad
toys.usvsth3m.com/down-with-the-kids/
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
52%

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I got 80%

I AM IN NO WAY OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)
the first half was really a question of how engaged you are with trashy popular culture

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I follow a lot of facebook links.
And I have teenaged grandkids.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
admit it, you are an avid reader of Closer and Heat and spend you saturday night lolling at ant and dec's latest reality celebrity talent gameshow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Fuck right off.
Admittedly, I take shameful pleasure in watching X Factor, but it's the only time I ever have ITV on. I'm not a *total* pleb.

Every time I'm in the canteen at work, they're watching Jeremy Fucking Kyle. It's tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Admit it, you're eating a rustlers burger and watching the "Kardashians" right now ent ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I think you're confusing me with gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Well you both have sex with old men, so it's an easy mistake to make

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
56% but I guessed most of them
I am well PENG
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)
what's better a high score or low score?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Judging on those questions
I am saying the lower your score the better
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Depends if you're a snob or a wannabe youngster.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I'm a snob

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
40%
Then it asks if I want to "Facebook" or "Tweet" my score. Like I know what the fuck that means having just got 40%.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)
i'm not sure "facebook" is even a verb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Everything is a verb these days.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I "everythinged" your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
LOOK OUT PJ!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
That's £30 you owe me then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
oh mann your pimp game is strong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
YAY!
64%
You've got dubstep on your Microsoft Zune.

Whatever that means
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Oh I got that quite as well
I DO have dubstep, but on my Ipod
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
You ARE fucking young

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Don't It Turn Your Brown Eye Blue

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Nigger too late
Time Jew Say Goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Fisting the Night Away

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Genuine one from my kids
"Walks Like Me Nana"

(earworm)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)
i ate t brownie and now I feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
New thread anyone?
Im asking, I haven't made one...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
'Fisting by the pool'
Alt: Liquid.
Altalt: Thailand, Singapore, Kiev, Frankfurt, London*.


*not this one, it's shit.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
AltAlt:
Everybody talk about pop music
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Grimsby Scunthorpe Watford Bootle, everybody talk about Pot Noodle!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
This made me laugh more than it should.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Sisters are doing it to themselves.
Alt. Not yet

AltAlt Grassington, Ullswater
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I just turned down 285k for my gaff
wow Monty, fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'll give you a fiver for it.
But only if you stay and we cuddle every night.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Fascinating Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I've just sold it, 290.
I feel a bit sick now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
\o/ well done mate!
this is the the intial beginning of a new start for you I reckon!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
That's a good price no?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
It is a fucking ridiculous price.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)
110 grand more than my 4 bed house with 6 parking spaces is worth.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Fucking hell that is cheap
I might get a second home down your way
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Do it.
We need more people like you down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
they love it when people do that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Don't give a fuck personally
I'm a homeowner so Im glad they are driving up prices. Also if the house next to mine was empty except in the summer I'd be happier.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I could sell my 2 bed in Oxford and buy a small boutique hotel down your way.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

uk.businessesforsale.com/uk/Hotel-In-Falmouth-For-Sale-2.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)
What sort of small is 16 bedrooms?
I'm talking 3 or 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Oh you could buy three or four small ones

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
It's crossed my mind.
Was in Woolacombe at the weekend, and there's a little place up the hill in Mortehoe, just shy of 350, access to the cliff path, 5 minutes from a nice pub, pretty good nick, 10 minutes down to the surging.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Well, next step, find yourself a new place, put your super funky posters up and start a new stage in your life.
You may even get a house with an upstairs, so you've got something to crawl up and fall down drunk.
Seriously though, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
:o((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)
It was a lovely flat, but you'll get something good, shop some debt, you'll be Ok big guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Bereft is the word I'm looking for, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
*snugglewuggles *

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Genuine \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I'm heartbroken, to tell the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I'm sure there's a Star Wars quote somewhere that will cheer you up

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
YEW ARR PARRT OF THE REBEL ALLOIANCE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Great kid, Don't get cocky

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
OI WANT THEM, ALOIVE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I find your lack of faith disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
"We've checked the plans, and there is a weakness"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
not to get your hopes up or piss on your chips either way
but a LOT can happen before it's actually sold. fingers crossed. once you know for definite, you can start to get really excited about the next stage!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I feel like crying like a bitch, at this juncture.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Look at it this way
Now you don't have to repair that broken bog window.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
wtf did you do in there?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Spunked

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
it's a huge move from somewhere you love, perfectly perfectly natural
but you WILL get somewhere you love even MOAR, where your daughter has her own room that you can paint together and you can have a bit of outside space - and no toothles gobjobs!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
You know what you need, don't you?
A couple of bottles of wine!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
This gay gets it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Fucking great mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)
\o/
Think of what you can do when you have money!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Thank you, I'm here all week

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
YESSSS!!!
Chutney chuffed for you!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
lol at chutney chuffed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
bless you, Chutbush City Limits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
THIS IS MY NEW SIG

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
11 days monty
Nervous?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Turned on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Now I'm nervous

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Even more turned on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Think about it like this, you mad £5k in 2 minuites just now.
If you can keep that up for a year, that's £2,629,745.
If you can keep that up for a decade, that's £26,297,450
If you can keep that up for a century, that's £2,62,974,500
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
you are getting there though!
Same bint as before?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
same bint. see above, she's now bought it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Do you want a blow job, Boss?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Yeah go on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Good for you, big hurdle leapt.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Coventry is still poo.
Alt. Sammich nommy nom nom.

Altalt: not coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Coventry is great!
At least it's not London, or Bedworth, or Macclesfield.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)
It's really not.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Also, a fella on site got annoyed with me this morning because I hadn't heard of the Beduff pronunciation of Bedworth.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
They call it beduff. I imagine it's because all the inbreeding has fucked their ability to read.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I mispronounced Bicester one time
The guy I said it in front of laughed hysterically. "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PRONOUNCED BISSTER! HAHAHAHAH, OH MAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

I didn't really get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
No idea. Maybe that sort of thing is important when you live in a shit heap.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Like those two Aussie guys trying to find Loogabarooga!
AMIRITE?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
This is a good observation.
I am from Guildford, it's pronounced "Guildford"; I live in Muswell Hill, it's pronounced "Muswell Hill". Neither of these places are shit tips and neither have ridiculous yokel pronounciations.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I was at a wedding last year and bumped into someone I haven't seen in a while
He asked if I was in a band. I said Not as such, me and a mate record stuff from time to time, but I'm not in a band, no.
His mum thought this was hilarious. I stared at her while she was wiping the tears from her eyes. YOU FAWT 'E WAS IN A BAND BUT 'E AINT.

Again, I didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Who knows what rattles around in the prehistoric-level brains of the lower orders, Twoey.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
In many ways, I think I've outgrown south east hampshire, Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Come live with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Only under one condition
Do you have indoor plumbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Thicko.
Only explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm inclined to agree
The whole affair was something channel 4 would make a documentary of.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Personality Horse, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
PERSONALITY WHORES MORE LIKE!!! GEDDIT??

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Correct
You're a fan? Most people are. *coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

www.last.fm/music/Personality+Horse/Graham+Tapes/We%27re+Very+Successful
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
they are the same people who think it's hilarious that people don't know the belvoir hunt is pronounced beaver
cunts, in other words
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Nice belvoir, love!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Thanks, I just had it stoughed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I didn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Can you pronounce any English place names?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Not a lot no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
aiiii

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Hope you never have to go somewhere like Kircudbright...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
That's a nightmarish situation for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
'Beduff born, Beduff bred - strong in'th arm, thick in'th 'ead'
Try reciting this to him, I'm sure he'll like it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
He's a big roofer. I think I'd get my shoes shined if I said that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Naah! Roofers are all shandy-drinking homs
They have to be able to mince due to the narrowness of the footholds, so they all have ballet lessons in pink lycra. Trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Or Rotterdam or anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
See. I realise that Cov ain't the best place in the world
But I think it's a little unfair to judge it based on spending two days in an industrial estate in Bedworth.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Fucking hell I'm bored.
So bored I just looked up the actor who played Lewis in Hollyoaks to see what he's up to these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)
And what is he up to?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)
When I was in boy band 5ive I met lewis backstage doing summer season at Minehead Butlins

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Bollock all of note.
He was in some Channel 5 soap for a while, couple of episodes of Casualty and Holby City. Standard failed soap actor stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Good follow up question,
I think I went too deep too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Kinky

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Mandy's Brother?
He's the #1 reason why I'd never overdose on paracetimol.... I remember he went to commit suicide by OD'ing on paracetimol, but changed his mind the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
;][loj]p]

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)
What is that?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Not sure
Do you think I should get it looked at?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
the very ascii caterpillar

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Battered with his arms folded, bare midriff and cock out?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Re Oven woes.
Get an Aga you commoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I was all set to buy the Rangemaster
Think I'm going to just go ahead and buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Woah, without Mrs Hats' say so?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
SHE AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME*
*may contain some lies
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Just buy what you want, and some badges of the other manufacturers,
When stupid wife changes her mind, just change the stickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)
your only gonna use it to make cock biscuits, does it really matter?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
And minge biscuits, come on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
make sure you keep the trays apart

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
A big 5 oven bad boy can cost upward of 7 grand.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I love it when you talk dirty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Easy, Savile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Aga are bloody awful to cook on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
^ this ^
i would have one for show, and then a secret stove in the pantry for real cooking
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
you don't cook, you can have an aga

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Let's all go down The Strand!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
stay about from my office!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
The net is closing in.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
you know where I work now anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
A Pantry?
I now see you cooking in a pinny with a load of maids around you.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)
For the first 14 years of my life all my food was cooked/baked etc on a coal fired Rayburn
and all our hot water was heated by it too. I never found it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Might be time for a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1