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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Vote Bez!
I see that Mark "Bez" Berry is running for parliament in some northern city.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/19/bez-happy-mondays-salford-2015-election
Have you ever considered entering politics?
Who else do you think might make a good MP?

Alt: I'm going to a funeral this afternoon. Know any good jokes I could tell to lighten the mood?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:28, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think Nige Farage would be a great MP
His voting record as an MEP just shows how dedicated he is to his constituents.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Sometimes, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
You'd certainly make for a great interviewee on Newsnight or Today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Cheers.
Immigrants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
alright Legless

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Nudge the oldest ones there and say
"see you here next week"


Muffled "Let me out"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Oh go on.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Not interested pal, im more into pc gaming and having it large at the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Does swipe know you call her that?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
she might have seen mention of it when she goes through my phone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Women, eh?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I wouldn't mind standing as a councillor.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
You're barely a doctor M8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
that guy can't remember anything from 1990 to 2000
how is he not dead yet?

yes, i'd be a great politician. lots of politicians were lawyers first.

alt: knock knock (physically not verbally)
who's there?
don't answer, just look at the coffin...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Women can't be politicians. Or lawyers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Too many politicians were lawyers first, if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
It would be nice if a few actually had experience of proper jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Some of our local ones worked down t' pit for 90 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Like they have real politicians in the North East

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
We do too!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Nah
Not with the funny voices up there...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Ah talk proppa, me like.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
the wifes family are from up there
I love reading text messages from them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
They text in dialect?
How ghastly
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Its very funny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
*wrings hands*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

hands neck
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Gideon has gone up in my estimation due to his name being a dubsdubs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
no one ever asks you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
You're Mr Nastyhead recently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
im compensating for my miniscule genetalia and poor life choices

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
now now, it's not miniscule
it's minUscule
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Kick a man when he is down

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
it's much more fun when he's up
far more painful
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Both are acceptable.
We're not French.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
what do you know, kraut/yank yidboy?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
At least I am not FUCKING GINGER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
NOR AM I
AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE WEEKEND!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
The prosecution rests Your Honour

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
According to the OED, the first citation of the miniscule variant is from 1871, so this is a form that has been around quite a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
just because people have been misspelling it for 100 years doesn't stop it being WRONG
googlefinger
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Language is fluid and moves with the times

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
you're thinking of your bowels

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
again

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Meanwhile, IN SCOTLAND
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26636861

One of the judges rasher decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Only in Scotch Land
Those fuckers will fight over anything
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Bacon isn't 'anything'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Tried fixing his telly. :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha!
Fucking Jocques. Unbelieveable.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I feel sorry for whoever takes his soap in the shower

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Ohhhh my God.
And these people want to govern themselves? They're not capable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
It'll be like Enter the Thunderdrome.
With Alex Salmond as Master Blaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
We should just put a big wall around them
and throw in meat every so often
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
It should be televised.
People could be sent there for committing crimes. Eventually somebody would be sent there unjustly and he'd survive, become battle-hardened and then escape to take revenge on the society that wronged him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Wearing an Eye Patch
Fuck yeah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Well they are
As long as you're extremely liberal with your definition of "govern". Let's put it this way, if they take independence there'll be increased employment opportunities for anyone called Max of dubious sanity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I would like to point out, in Scotland's defence
That this was in Glasgow, so all bets are off. We don't fucking want that lot either. Fucking jakies.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Well, we're not fucking keeping them.
You want to leave, you take that lot with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Glasgow is basically what Scotland is though, isn't it?
Apart from amusing poofs from Edinburgh and strange characters inhabiting remote islands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
That was my nickname in junior school
Then he fucking ruined it. Luckily I soon went onto secondary school without any of my compatriots, and my new partners in education were kind enough to bestow upon me a number of nicknames which owed no debt to the shaking of maracas.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Your nickname was Mark? Bit odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Berry unusual

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
as he serviced the faculty at the start of the week he was called Happy Mondays

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Bent prick?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I see you know my pain

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Dont worry, I had that too. Sans maracas.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
No.
They need a party that covers all bases. keep everyone happy. None of this right or left wing bollocks. Is everything as black and white (bit racist).

I think Eddie Izzard is going for politics too. I'd vote for him if he didn't bang on about wearing a dress. Or Russell brand if he was a bit less manic and thought his knee jerk reactions out.

Alt. HA U R DED x
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Russell Brands rant about politcs was one of the most retarded and petulant things I have seen on TV

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
It confuses me. he ha some good idea but they way he puts them across without thought denotes his credibility.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
*demotes, and it's still the wrong word

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I've got no problem with celebrities standing up and saying "Hang on..." with regards to politics
but they need to have some kind of argument other than "Well it just doesn't work does it". As far as I can tell he was just saying the current system is bollocks, there'll be a revolution and everything will be better, no I don't know how or when or why or what the new system will be, but I'm right.

Maybe his logic was that however embarrassing his rant ended up being, there's no way anybody could think any less of him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
possibly
as I have said before I liked his radio show and it warmed me to his style, but he is clearly out of his depth in that sort of discussion and using florid language to try and cover it up doesn't work when you have an audience that knows the subject
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
He wants a more hippyish world of one whole planet.
everyone working as one whole sentient being, free from the shackles of religion and oppression.
I think he needs to get back on the heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Exactly
Knowing words of more than two syllables is only impressive on 8 out of 10 cats. Paxman looked like he was torn between laughing right in Brand's stupid face, thinking about retiring mid-interview and wishing he was allowed to go Full Paxo and see if he could induce a Ben Swain-esque megablink.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
the problem is that the average joe with a vote understands far less than brand

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Leave Phillie alone :(

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Very true
but my problem with Brand's nonsense is that he understands not only more than the average voter but probably more than many who actually follow politics, and yet he bangs on about this ludicrous utopia instead of making reasonable suggestions that people might even listen to given his ill-deserved celebrity status.

Also if you've never voted you have no right to complain about those who are elected.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
if he had a bath and cut his hair, i would

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Can you imagine how long a bath he'd need to take to be suitably decontaminated?
The subsequent pruning would make it like being pounded by a manatee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Hasn't worked for Russia.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
i wish uk president barraco barner would leave them alone

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
She needs to die in a curling tong related incident.
How can you be that dim?

I mean I know that my knowledge of other countries gripes is few and far between but even with the use of social media, you know the basics.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Yah. It's fairly clear that the current system disenfranchises the poor and rewards the rich.
Pointing it out and then saying "I've stopped voting because I want a revolution followed by the world somehow magically sorting itself out into the hippie commune me and Tangles want" makes you look like a retard. Which, despite my personal distaste for the man, he isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
But we spent ages tie-dying all those slogan t-shirts :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
He bangs on about the fact that countries boundaries are self imposed, which they are.
You can't just take back thousands of years of conflict and war so we can go skipping off through a field together into the sunset.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Why can't we all just, like, love each other, man?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
stop trying to recruit people for the yurt love-in

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Im all for peace, but as long as we have religion, that shit aint gonna happen.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
All religion has to do is agree that other religions are probably OK.
Which is sad. Doubly so when you consider that all the major western and middle eastern religions worship the same god. They're antagonistic over dogmatic differences. It's pretty tragic, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Thats the dog from the Asterix books innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
what was the last text you sent?
mine: "modern pantry booked for 8pm, see you there xxx"

she'll be late. she's always fucking late.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
"I'm going to spend all weekend making fetch happen"
Pink points for whoever gets this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
you misspelled felch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
That's quite amusing
But no pink points for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
were you training Sporters gay dog

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Mean Girls. Duh.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
You really are doing our people's stereotype no favours

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
i'm annoying frog by texting him hymns with COCK inserted in hilarious places
i don't think he finds it as funny as i do
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
What exactly is the funniest part of your body into which a cock can be inserted?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Nostril

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
You have tried this havent you
There is no end to what YOU LOT will try
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Well, it's not to be sniffed at.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Navel

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
A baby's fontanelle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Stigmata holes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
i'll probably get into trouble if i answer this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Stoma.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
flesh tunnel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Did you send it to yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
zing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
"A selfish selfie! Is there any other kind? x"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
'I bet'
to my brother, who had assured me that he works hard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Nah. Train. 10.27 on Saturday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Are you bringing famed internet sensation Richard McBeef with you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I don't think so. He has childcare issues.
Battered asked where I was staying and whether I was driving.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

childcare
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
For god's sake, don't bring him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Hey, I am coming down on my own earlier than everyone else.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
What time? I've got nothing on in the morning, doing-stuff-wise,
so I can meet you at the hotel whenever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
AW YEEEAHHH
You're supposed to get drunk and then hook up, not the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I can't get drunk, I'm going to have the car.
I realised that both the previous Jeffstocks were a pitiful waste of a free pass to get drunk, as I drink like a girl, so I'm just going to stay sober and drive myself home.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
So there's what, six of you going and only five are going to be drinking
at least three of them will be on the Columbian and you're going to be sitting there watching them.

Sounds great, beff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Nah, it'll be right.
You can have a good time without being off your face, innit. And if it gets boring, I can always talk about shoes and make up with swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
At least you're local-ish.
Have you got a baby-sitter for the husband all sorted out, or will you be back in time to change his nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
there are nice people going, it'll be fab
i don't see how anything could be boring with rakky there, she's hilarious that one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
there's 10 of us going, i think, unless monty manages a last minute pass and makes it 11
so if you change your mind there'll be somewhere to crash
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Crash may not be the best word in the aforementioned circumstance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
12.30 I think. I'll be in the hotel by 12.45.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Bar at 12:46

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Pissing in the corner by 13:00

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Fingered in the car park by 13:06

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Craig Davids later work suffered

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
What are you on about man? This is a massive improvement on his earlier work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Fair point well made

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Goes without saying.
You're down at about 3.30?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I think so, train leaves at half one i think so however long that takes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
we'll meet you in the hotel unless you've found somewhere else to be, in which case we'll catch you up
rakky assured me jeff was organising it, but nada on the organisational front... typical bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Just more proof that he's a total bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH R END STRIKETHROUGH!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

bende? is that french for bender?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I have no intention of attending. The idea of being in the same county, let alone city, as you has put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
"Breakfast" in 'Spoons first?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Obv. Then I can eat again Sunday night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Eating is cheating, innit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
ok

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
"Well that's just fucking bizarre"
Was chatting to the missus about the Dr Christian show that was on last night, she was telling me about some of the gay conversion techniques used/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
4pm. She is fine to stay for tea so any time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
jeremy clarkson

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Oh God no. I hate him more than CaMORON

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
What about Richard "The Hamster" Hammond?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
he can barely drive a car, let alone a country.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
he'd be good at undermining those politically correct nanny state politicians

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I like him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I seem to be the only woman in the UK who actually finds Top Gear funny.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
and Kate Moss

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I find her annoying, not funny.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
it was a top gear joke
as she is/was a candy fiend
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Oh. Well, that makes my answer awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
No she does like it
she often comes round to mine and asks to watch it while I kick her back doors in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
She doesn't appreciate a well hung intact door, this is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Nice flip reverse

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
exactly what I did to her last night
woooooo yeah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
*does that sunglasses ascii thing*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
And my mrs

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
She's definitely a keeper, that one.
Does she get on with your mental flatmate?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Yep, flatmate thinks she's great. Family adore her.
I've been stitched right up, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
*buys hat*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)
some of my friends do
some of them, i suspect, are just trying to impress their blokes, but some of them really seem to mean it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
GHEY^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
^ satire

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Is Bez the one who was locked up for knocking his girlfriend about?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
BROKEN BRITAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
He isn't so 'happy' there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I bet it's not even Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I would make an excellent MP.
Shouty? Yes.
Dislike the majority of people? Yes.
Don't have a clue about most things? Yes.
Selfish & in it for the backhanders? Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
could be seen above the rows of seats in the house of commons? epic fail.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
^ would need five seats for her arse ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
my arse is tiny
the tits might need a seat each, mind you. but then, they'd fit right in with all the other tits.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
lol i dun a nu thred lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

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