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after a few good days, you've all gone shit again :(
what about this latvian murder suspect then? did he do it? or is he a scapegoat? should we have tighter controls over letting people move here if they have a criminal history? or when were you last a scapegoat?
alt: LUNCH?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:19,
209 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
I don't think we should let anybody in with any criminal past.
Especially if they're black.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:22,
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you're not joking, are you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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joking still here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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Careful love
You'll get another 2.0 in the face if you keep this bullying up.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:28,
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I think she's used to a fair bit more than 2 inches.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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NOT ANY MORE!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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You lost the extension?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40,
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It keeps falling off, must be too big.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:41,
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I think it would be wise to keep out convicted murderers don't you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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if they are from the EU then there's total freedom of movement
So it's not a matter of wisdom in this case.
If it's someone that needs a visa then it's unlikely they'd get one with a murder conviction anyway.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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Well, I don't see anybody else being funny?
Do you?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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dozer's face is always pretty funny
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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your sweaty gunt is never funny
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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maybe i should stick a few bits of metal through it, to show the man that i'm an individual, yer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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it would probably assist chompy in moving it out of the way of your minge, so he can use his expert fingering technique on you
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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you're the only person who ever mentions him these days
does someone have a little fanboi crush?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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nah, I'm just a fan of comedy
He's a goldmine in that respect.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40,
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positively pynchonesque
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:02,
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I'm never shit
Wasn't the last obvious one that landlord that did it, except he didn't.
These days I'm a scapegoat almost every day. Having to constantly prove you weren't at fault for something is rather tiring
Alt:
Homemade roast tomato and chilli soup. I've rather over-spiced it, truth be told, but it is amazingly tasty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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that sounds good
i'm now a fan of pesto as a soup garnish, after the amazing minestrone that EAT used to do.
i bet pesto would be good on top of/in that soup.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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I think you are correct
I wish I'd thought of that this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:06,
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try it next time
the one eat used to do was utterly NOM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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I now have Tangfastics so its all good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:09,
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jelly of your jelly skillz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:10,
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and rightly so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:10,
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I'm the kinda guy who'll look you in the eye and sniff ya
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:24,
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In better news Conservatives to raise higher rate tax threshold from £41k to £50k!!
IN YOUR FACE POOR PEOPLE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:24,
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what do we think of the plans to have benefits cards for essentials rather than cash?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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Brilliant, I've been saying it for years
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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We should defo make them have a yellow star on their clothing too
just so we know which ones are scum, also if they are struggling to pay rent etc. we could set up camps where they can all live with their own kind
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:08,
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^ has nicked this from fb ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:09,
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I aint on FB
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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TGGI
Who cares about their fucking feelings?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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darn tooting
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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actually, strictly speaking it's £32010 of taxable income.
You can extend your basic rate threshold by making pension contributions.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:28,
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of course, either way it means MOAR money for ape
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:09,
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can you imagine taking investment advice from someone who voluntarily pierced his face and bought a rodent?
doesn't seem like a good life decision maker.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:10,
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he's just a clerk or some shit anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:15,
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sadly a clerk with access to the internet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:26,
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much the same as you xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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yep
you've never asked me for career advice, no siree.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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I always miss the good days
Who's this forrin killed then?
Send them all back home!
I think you should be allowed into this country if you will respect our way of life and can speak the lingo. it depends on the criminal charge and whether the sins are repented.
Oooh. Not bought any yet, the world is my oyster
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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i think we're kind of full
but i think immigrants often have a lot more to offer than many brits.
so my suggestion is one in, one out. if you want to move here, that's fine, but your country has to take one of our tracksuit wearing grey faced losers in return.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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'kind of full'?
That is so much bullshit it's unreal.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:28,
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the good bits are full
the shit bits, like scotland, are empty for a reason.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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Presumably because halfwits like you are unable to locate it on a map.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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^ moved there by choice ^
hahaha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:26,
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Yes, that's right Swipey.
Young Fister, at the tender of age of 9 months, knew straight away that he wanted a life away from the polluted wankfest that is the south.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:03,
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there is something so wrong about the name young fister
But you stayed by choice. Sad face.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:09,
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You're right. I realise that now. The 9 month old me should have escaped on the first train south.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:16,
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Serious answer: Yes I did and I don't regret any of it at all.
London's ok for a visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:17,
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We are definitely full. Especially that there London.
There's a school round mine that seems to harbour more middle eastern kids, always well kept and the kids seem to be doing more educational learning.
Inner city schools: Feral.
Australia has a good policy I think.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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fat, gay and racist
Brilliant!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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On what basis are we 'full'? I agree with dozer.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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our trains are empty, it's easy to get a seat
you can walk straight into a dr's appointment, there's no waiting list for any type of procedure
we never run out of water
there's loads of places for kids at schools
there's no demand for thousands of new homes to be built
you're right, the country's coping brilliantly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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so your story is that the government are doing a shit job of providing basic infrastructure?
Got it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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yes dear
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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but that is what you're complaining about
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:38,
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no, i don't want new roads and new train tracks and new buildings taking up the nice green bits
i want the existing ones to be big enough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43,
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so you want investment in infrastructure because the current government are doing a shit job.
Got it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:44,
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I should think she'd be happy to pay more tax to fund this investment
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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money doesn't grow on trees!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:47,
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oh you scottish spastic. the only thing you've "got" is downs syndrome.
the existing systems are just about coping. but if we have more people here, they won't. i am saying, and i am obviously entirely serious and not at all yanking your piercings, that we should send shit brits away so we can take new people in.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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Net migration is only something like 150k PA
not enough to overstretch the uk compared to net birth rates
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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spastics breeding are another problem altogether
i mean, look what his parents produced
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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Just saying that the migration is filling up the country argument is a bit silly
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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dude, it's a b3ta argument
what part of it do you think is not people being silly?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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The bits where jaysum fails to disguise his racist views
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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Ah soz I meant
Yeah and smelly food
food tits
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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i fucking love smelly food
i could eat the shit out of some smelly curry right now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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None of these have anything to do with the concept of 'being full'.
You could just as easily say we need more immigrants to staff hospitals and build roads.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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and where are you going to put all these roads and new buildings?
shall we just build over all the nice bits? how about wimbledon common, shall we get rid of that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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We've built over a few percent of the land on this island.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:38,
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and filled it with shit people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40,
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LEAVE OUR WOMBLES ALONE!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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What the fuck is this 'running out of water'?
Do you actually think that there as not enough water, and it's not just a case of infrastructure limitations (which takes people to build)?
You are proper fucking thick.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40,
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Scotland has loads of water, maybe she should have some nice Highland Spring.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:42,
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well
coming as it does from a dimwitted racist, i'll take that as a compliment.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:46,
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The difference honey, is that I'm just fucking around.
As is becoming clear here, you seem a genuinely bigoted person.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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ahhhh the old joking backtrack
beep beep racistfock is reversing beep beep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:52,
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oh god another thicko for the trolled by swipe list
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:58,
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That's a pretty fucking short list.
Is it just your name?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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hahaha
you really are the gift that keeps on giving.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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to be fair
you're at the top of that list
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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So on the one hand you are against higher taxes and greater spending on infrastructure, but on the other hand bloobloo the trains and schools are too full?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:44,
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got it
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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no, i don't resent paying tax, i resent what they spend it on. we have been through this numerous times before.
it's clear that any taxes that went on teaching you to read back in the 1960's were totally wasted.
no, i'm just against the public in general. the vast majority of them suck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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I dunno, you do seem to complain about it a bit
b3ta.com/search/posts/22005?q=tax
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:54,
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it's annoying when it gets wasted
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:55,
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Especially on forrins and peasants.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:58,
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hey, i'm not you
forrins are fine by me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:01,
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It's so fucking blinkered
when people use their own perception of 'overcrowding' on public transport and in really popular places as an argument about controlling population.
London would have 'felt' more crowded (on the street, in hospitals and in schools) 500 years ago.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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because he's stuck in a ppi call centre and all the Poles and muzzers have stolen all the jobs and benefits that he has a birthright to
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:34,
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Although it does remind me of a statement by a past president of New Zealand.
He said that mass emigration from the UK to Australia was a great thing, because it has the effect of simultaneously raising the average IQ of both countries.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:34,
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I can't speak your fucking lingo, mate
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43,
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well this is fucking boring
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:46,
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What do you mean?
We're entering into politilols, you love all of that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:48,
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I think we should allow a jury to decide if he did it or not, based on the evidence presented to them during a proper criminal trial.
Tighter immigration controls won't affect the murder rate.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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Trial by jury? Controversial.
Our regular 5PM crowd have convicted, hung and sent him back, in that order.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:54,
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hanged not hung
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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*less
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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Well hung.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:15,
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You were meant to keep that gaz to yourself
Also it is meant to be green isn't it?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:17,
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people convicted of serious crimes in their home country should not be granted access to the UK
whether they are EU citizens or not. simple.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:06,
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Why?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:10,
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Because they have committed a serious crime and are consequently more likely to commit another
I'm not sure tangiers, but you're coming across a bit thick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:12,
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But you can be convicted of serious crime in this country and still move around the EU
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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how is that relevant?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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If you dont want other crims coming here then surely you object to our crims going overseas
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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that's fine, but that's an issue for other countries
and makes no difference to the original point
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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Apart from the bit where you mention EU citizens
as we are all EU citizens and part of that is the right to free movement across borders you cant have one without the other
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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yes you can
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:26,
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OK thanks for clarifying
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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We want BRITISH CRIMES committed by BRITISH CRIMINALS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:19,
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If we could deport british criminals then we would, but we can't
however we could keep out foreign ones, thus reducing the overall number of criminals in the country.
Your post is classic left wing bollocks that avoids the point by screaming nationalism
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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Perhaps we should be tougher on the causes of crime?
Y'know, tackle poverty and the increasing gap between the rich and poor?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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poverty doesn't cause rape or all murders
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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I suppose some of our most prolific sex offenders have been very wealthy people
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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Why not? Sexual urges have no correlation to wealth
Priests, teachers etc who have been busted as nonces would be considered middle class.
Your not doing very well today tangles, perhaps gaz Al for some back up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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I think you misunderstood my post
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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I read sarcasm that perhaps wasn't there, soz sweetcheeks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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no, i think most people would be quite happy with the latter bit
go and nick other people's stuff, off you go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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Surely a rehabilitated offender would be less likely to commit crimes.
Also, having served their time, why should they be punished further?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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not sure if trolling or serious
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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he's serious
And he's also 100% correct.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:26,
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ah, so nobody ever goes on to commit another crime after being supposedly rehabilitated?
"got it".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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Is rehabilitation not a part of our criminal justice system?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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are you saying it's 100% effective?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:33,
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Not at all.
In fact I think we should probably invest more money into it.
We could fund this with an increase in the top rate of tax.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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Norway has some of the lowest rates of recidivism
and has a prison system that is seen as soft... i.e. only being able to give Anders LOL MASTER Brevik 25 years
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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High taxes and all
But get out of here with your 'facts to back up ideas'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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I approve of Norways system
I just wanted to use the word recidivism coz it makes me look clevererererer
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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^ Lives in Cumbria ^
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:09,
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They should have given him a medal
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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when you start paying the top rate of tax
you can have a srs view on how it should be spent, mm-kay?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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I don't think you understand how a democracy is supposed to work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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No one is saying that.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:36,
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not really unfortunately
i'd split sentences into halves, first half, awful punishment second half proper rehabilitation and slow reintroduction into civilian life with proper housing and job finding support
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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really? I'm pretty sure that serial rapists retain the rape urge after they leave prison, that's why we have the sex offenders list and control orders
or are you saying once crims get out of prison they never ever commit another crime?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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i think he's saying we can totally trust the assessments of people who consider them to be rehabilitated
one of my friends does this job. she's just settled down with a man who met her when he was married, lied to her and his wife for 4 years, including such gems for why he couldn't leave the wife as "my dad's dying of cancer" (he wasn't), "my wife will hurt the child, she has mental health issues" (she doesn't), "the kid burned itself and we're in A&E" (it hadn't), "i'm moving to china with work" (he was in derby all along)... then came back to her when his wife booted him out. and she believes he'll never lie or cheat on her.
i really hope she's not representative of their gullibility.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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keyword: Derby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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it's key word "barnes" now, the cunt's moved down here and she's moved down with him
if you and mrs ape had split up, would you voluntarily move 200 miles away from the mini apes, so you only saw them once a fortnight? i think the fact that he's done this is proof that he's not normal...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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Holidays too, or just live?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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we should send them to coventry
they'd be begging to go home
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:12,
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Top holiday destination!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2374102
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:17,
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for 155,000 a year
SCORE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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either
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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*either
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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*fewer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:19,
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It wouldn't be possible without pretty much breaking up the EU.
Everyone crossing intra-European borders would need a visa. It would be a fucking nightmare for everyone except extreme right-wing mentalists who never want to go anywhere.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:19,
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LOL CLICKIN DIS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:19,
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you don't think the technology exists to create an international database for people convicted in any EU country of a sufficiently serious crime and to make just those people have visas?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:22,
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Do you like waiting at airports?
Because this is how you increase time spent in airports.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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This is definately the most important issue
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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If you take the statistical likelihood of getting butchered by an immigrant with past convictions.
And compare it with the inconvenience of dicking about in an airport. I'm willing to take the risk.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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bit selfish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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Seriously though, it's a bit reactionary to put all this in place given the frequency of occurrence.
It's a shame for the family and all that; I don't think we need a knee-jerk imposition on our civil liberties to come of it though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:33,
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It's not your civlil liberties, it's those of criminals
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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If I start needing a visa to go to France
Then, yes, it's my civil liberties.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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Why would you need a visa?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:44,
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Been banned from mastercard?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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lol
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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civil liberties dont have any bearing on criminal past
they are for all hence civil, what you are saying is once you are tarred then that's it.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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We have an issue with putting measures in place to try to prevent the previous terrorist attack, rather than the next one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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I think a lot of these measures might be drafted up before the attack happens.
A lot of the patriot act had been written before 11th September happened.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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god yes
amazing shopping there, esp at gatters
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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assnd you can drink at breakfast time!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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alright Battered
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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go to luton airport on a comedown and report back.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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why, is there only a mini harrods there?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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But no one has to show a visa.
'Not having a visa' would get you through a border. You could in theory have a list of criminal passport numbers which you could check, but I think the EU would never allow it. In the Schengen area (most of Europe), you don't even need a passport.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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you said it wouldn't be possible without breaking up the EU
bit of a stretch, was the point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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OK, fair enough. It probably wouldn't be possible without US leaving the EU.
Which may happen anyway, if the British public are as stupid as I fear.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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welll, the stupidity of the british public was my original point....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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This.
The whole 'checking passports' thing probably wouldn't work in a lot of Europe anyway, considering the checks in a lot of places involve flashing a passport to an exasperated officer who is listlessly waving everybody on.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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so? that's Europes problem
we brits can do it properly.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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I find british passport controls unnecessarily creepy.
Those face scanners would scare the shit out of me if they could recognise me properly.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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in my experience, they are slower than the original lines
because of the number of belmers who can't do it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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Not in mine.
Go to the machine, get knocked back because it can't cope with my beard and glasses, go to the empty 'machine doens't recognise me' desk.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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Fuck knows how many billions some fucking IT consultancy was paid for all that shit.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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I can't wait to fork out for a state of the art smartcard system that won't work and can be defeated by 'buying things and selling them for cash'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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I think you're right.
America doesn't let people with criminal convictions in and there's hardly any crime there at all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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They don't have any problems with illegal immigration either!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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And they have definately won wars on drugs and terror
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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We have East European forrins living near us in a hostel. Shifty looking, swarthy blighters.
Lunch is proper English steak, chips and onions. And British ketchup.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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Alt: cheese and onion sandwich, homemade soup and chilli doritos.
I dipped the sarnies in the soup like a pleb.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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oh god, dipping?
YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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typical toonzer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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Moving out of 'toon' soon.
and in to torry
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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Torry?
Haha!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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It's in 'the nice bit'.
I'm a fuckwit for trying to move flats around the time students were looking.
At one point I looked at a flat in Balnagask. Fuck. That.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:18,
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I've just read something that says an average family of four spends £225 a month on food
I think that would last us about 2 weeks at a push
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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Youse must be fat fucks to get through that much swill for Asda
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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NO ASDA CHAT
They were kicked to the kerb. How much do you spend a week then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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I reckon I spend around £30-50 a week on just me.
I usually cook stuff from scratch but don't eat extravagantly. Mostly curries, chilli's, chicken and rice etc.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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Probably a ton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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Exactly
So you'd last about a fortnight then. Not including any takeaways, wine, beer, pub, etc...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:52,
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It's probably done by the same pricks who think a ready meal 'serves 4'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:36,
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This^
I want fed, not starved
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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I reckon I spend more than that, £225 a month doesn't seem like much when you include treats'n'stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Shit innit?
You should get hold of the BBA expenditure guidelines, some are laughably small whilst others just represent extravagance.
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Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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By the time you've bought some decent cheese and a steak or two...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:54,
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Food budgets are ridiculous.
Almost £500 for a couple with a sprog, although there's nothing that defines how many kids.
Travel allowances are £180 then an additional £10 per person, which is retarded.
Single parents can spend £60 on childrens activities, but a two parent family is restricted to spending £40.
Fucking banks.
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Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:01,
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