'ningles


As I sit here waiting for my broadband equipment to be delivered, I thought I'd start today's day-thread. How are you all this day and are you waiting for anything?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:03, 313 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

im eating
breakfast cereal with a tea spoon, this could take some time!

morning all
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:16, Reply)

Mornin' Halfy
My remaining bread has gone off, so I'm just eating bran-flakes today.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:25, Reply)

'ning!...

How is everybody doing following the 'Great Username Heist of Halloween 08?'

Incidentally, I have decided to take advantage of this otherwise shitty situation and will eventually change my username to something slightly less shit.

Suggestions would be welcomed...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:25, Reply)

Mornin' Pooflake
How about putting a hyphen in your username so there's no ambiguity in it's pronunciation.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:29, Reply)

Ningles all
Personally pooflake I quite like your username.

I'm cold in the office. No doubt by the end of the day it'll be way too hot in here and I'll be feeling ill. Ho hum.
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:29, Reply)

Cheers spak!...

done...and done.

Aw Captain V - it's nice that someone likes my username...hold on, this isn't an elaborate set up for a 'Gay Pond' joke is it?

ooh, knowing my luck even if I do change my name there will be some interpretation that implies I am a watery mass of rampant homosexuality.

*goes Freudian*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:37, Reply)

Waterymass of raving homosexuality
Would be the best username ever.
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:39, Reply)

Mornin V
@pooflake: If you're siffering from diarrhoea, you can use both versions of your name to describe a "watery mass of rampant homosexuality".

I bet that's put us off our breakfasts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)

Morning
I'm working 8.30 - 18.30 today.

So I am going to need B3ta to see me through.

Hope everyone had good weekends.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:49, Reply)

^^ouch...

My boss has called in sick.

yay!

While the cat's away, the mouse will twunt about on B3ta until his fingers grow mouldy.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:50, Reply)

Is it just me
Or is it very quiet in here today?

I'm beginning to get suspicious...
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:51, Reply)

Is it quiet?
I'm never normally here til after 10, so this is unchartered territory for me.

*falls asleep again*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)

Mornin' scarpe
@captain V
I was wondering about that too. Was it my diarrhoea joke that did it? At least everyone's coming back, so I can safely say that my yoghurt looked like strawberry flavoured spunk.

@pooflake: Consider yourself lucky. I don't have on-desk Internet at work, and my boss just needs to swivel round to see my monitor, and besides, if I did have b3ta at work, I'd never get anything done.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:55, Reply)

OH LORD
3 Weeks of work then I get all sorts of holidays :)

yawnnnnnn
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)

Morning all....
Heavy weekend, and I feel like I'm going to die.

Quantum of Solace is well good. And it looks like I'm getting pissed at lunchtime which should make me feel a bit better...

*goes back to sleep on desk*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)

QoS
Was fantastic, indeed.

I'd never really been a Bond fan until Casino Royale either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Hello all
I am super tired today *sleeps*

Poof did your name get half inched? What a bunch of bastards *shakes fist*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:10, Reply)

Morning TGB
I think there's going to be a lot of sleeping around here today.

um...

I mean a lot of people sleeping. Not a lot of sleeping around.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)

Morning badger face
I suppose you're still happy about Hamilton winning? *glums*
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:14, Reply)

hehe
*secret disappoints*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:15, Reply)

Yo V
I am quite pleased :)

Was a really good race though!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:16, Reply)

Sleeping around?
I would never have thought that of us lot!

Ningles everybody, how was the MancBash? I hope nobody got too abused.

I considered coming up for it at about 4pm, but I was just too lazy to get of my bum.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:17, Reply)

@TGB
It was awesome wasn't it. I was nervous like a nervous person all the way through. Cheering like the a loon on the last lap too. Right up until Glock's turtle speed became evident anyway.
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Morning newomers
I can no longer wait around for BT to come with my broadband kit so I must cycle to the office. I'm glad the b3ta br3akfast club had another successful session this morning. Don't get too bored at work.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Morning all
how are we doing tonight.

In other news; Hamilton yay!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:22, Reply)

@himjim
No. That should be Hamilton boo!
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:23, Reply)

BK actually jumped up
and danced around the room when Hamilton won! We was a little happy I think :p

Dok! *hugs and kisses* Manc bash was awesome although obviously would have been better with you there ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Why are people not pleased Hamilton won?
I don't follow Formula One (far too boring for me) but surely a British champion in any sport should be celebrated?

(this is assuming those complaining are British, which I think some of you are..)

Edit: yay, I've just got out of the one job I was going to bother doing before my lunchtime drinking. More sleeping for me!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:26, Reply)

morning :o)
i am not going to work today. and you can't make me. so nerrrr.

on a less childish note, how is everyone?
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:28, Reply)

*Hugs* TGB
*Kisses*

*Snuggles*

I would have been there, but I would have arrived about the time BGB left, and had noplace to stay so I would have had to leave again. :(

So what was the pint of awesome?

Hamilton, I can't stand the man. I was a maHOOOOsive Coultard fan back in the day, but he turned a bit shit as well.

Morning B-K *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Yo Sam & Kitten
My boss is asking me to do stuff, I have no motivation for this anymore.

Just under 3 weeks left. Woo *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:30, Reply)

Badger
Do it badly, that's what I would do!

Did you apply for the Cremy job?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)

Ning Badger
I find it hard enough to motivate myself for a job that's mine for as long as I want it, so I sympathise!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)

I am going to have a spring clean
and sort out all my crap.

only drawback is i went for a bit of retail therapy yesterday and got a new dressing gown. it's the softest thing ever.....and it has a hood.

me? moving? i think not.

Edit: Yo and hugs respectively :o)
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)

So
Baby Kitten isn't going to work, she's just going to sit about in her really soft hooded dressing gown.

I wish I was doing that instead of being at work, but then again I can post on here all day at work!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:35, Reply)

Morning/yo/hugs kitten
I don't think we've met!

Edit: Agreed Dok, I'd like to sit about in baby kitten's my dressing gown all day as well, but to be honest my job doesn't actually involve doing much work at all. It's only the having to get up early that pisses me off, otherwise I'm doing exactly the same I'd be doing at home (surfing the net and drinking tea), just wearing slightly more clothes and getting paid for it!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:35, Reply)

Dok you would have found somewhere!
And got to meet me! WOO

Also I have no idea what was in the half pint of Awesome but it came around like so

*waggly lines*

Fetid Mimsy was very very drunk. He had already ordered a soda water shandy - which contrary to popular belief did not contain larger but was half lemonade half soda water. This was the original drink of awesome and was proffered round the group and met with wary sniffs and tentative sips.

He did try and convince me that this was liquid awesome and I should drink more. I declined. More drinks were consumed and Fetid decided he was going to order half a pint of awesome. I - wrongly - assumed this was going to be more soda water shandy but turned out to be a mystical drink of possibly JD, definitely coke and something else.

So we never knew what was in it, which apparently is why it is so awesome and Fetid has stated he will be asking for half pints of awesome in all future drinking establishments.

*waggly lines*

Pictures of the awesome are on flikr :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:37, Reply)

how did you know i was drinking tea?!?!?!
hmmmmmm.

*looks around nervously*

i almost feel like i should pretend to be doing work.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)

Ningly nings all
It's a hive of productivity here today, which should mean I should fit in as I have a hangover worthy of Bacchus.

How be tricks in B3ta land mateys?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

Has anyone got the Olivetti Chronicles yet?
My sister bought it me for my birthday, it's wicked!

Eerie how you can hear his voice in your head reading it out though...

Edit: kitten - nah, enjoy the fact you don't have to!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

Also...
Late last night i took the first step to NOT being a technological retard.

*prouds*

And it's annoying me that I'm not putting capitals (capitalising??) where they should be so I'll do that too.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)

Woo
for correct capitalisation and punctuation.

Oh man I really want some awesome now it was really yummy.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)

What was the first step then?
You've managed to connect to the internet and post here so you can't be that much of a technological retard!

Also yes, we all use the English language properly round here, not capitalising is frowned upon :P
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)

TGB
just what the hell is awesome.

Captain V - you are a boring old fart *rasberries*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:48, Reply)

Woo, both of those drinks sound awesome.
Yeah I would have found someplace, and met you which would have been FULL OF WIN!

So Sam, you want to sit about in B-K's dressing gown, good plan.

B-K We can see you through your monitor don't you know.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)

She explained above himjim!
Although I'm sure I've drunk an Awesome Ale at one of the beer festivals I've attended...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)

I made a lovely discovery
I found out that photobucket is still all up and running (and doing well for himself etc etc) so I managed to put my face on my profile. May change it to a big lump of dressing gown though, am undecided.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Same here Sam.
I'm sure I've drunk it as well.

Gods I've got a hankering for a pint now, and it's not even 10am.

EDIT I suppose that'll teach me for not drinking at the weekend. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

Haha Dok
I hadn't thought about it being abbreviated like that.

At first I thought you were insinuating I wanted to wear Boss Keloid's dressing gown! :D

(not saying I don't want to, but I think baby_kitten's would be a better fit...)
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

Yeah himjim
It took a fair while to type that as well so bloody read it.

I think someone, maybe the Colonel, suggested JD and cherry coke. I may have to experiment this weekend!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

Mornin'...
I feel awful this morning.
I'm suffering from a fairly nasty game-over.
*frowns*

Ah well, I'm gonna be doing Kaol Black-related activities tonight as well as a band practice, so just gotta drag myself slowly through the day.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

I don't know about that...
I'm only 5 footsies tall :o)






5 footsies short? Hmmmmm.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

I could murder a pint now
It might stave off the after effects of the amount of Hobgoblin I drank last night.

Champagne lunch though (fnarr fnarr) which is nearly as good...

I'll see how much of it I can neck before someone makes a comment about my alcohol problem.

Edit: that's fine, I like my dressing gowns skimpy ;)
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Oh JD and Cherry Coke.
That sounds just lully, I may have some soon as well.

Yeah Sam, it's a confusing abreviation, but fun.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)

There's nothing wrong
with drinking early in the day. I used to have a Reef for breakfast because 'it was orange flavoured' when i worked in a pub. Good times....

Edit: 'nings Kaol
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Hey Kaol
ooh when we get more comic?
*jumps around*
when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when? when?

*falls over*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)

I am perfectly happy to report
that I'm still in bed.
*snuggles*
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Picks up the Badger
Now you know what happens when you get too excited.

'ning Kaol, good weekend?

EDIT Damn you Drixy, I would kill to be in bed right now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)

God...
stop talking about drinking. Now I want a pint too.

Still, the pub over the road has been open since 9, so I suppose I could...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)

Thursday or Friday :p
I'm out tonight, and tomorrow night, may be working Wednesday night, Thursday night is acoustic night, and Friday night I'm meeting a young lady for London-based drinks.


Herr Doktor, yeah, to quote myself "I drank lots, slept on a boat, watched Zombie films, threw heavy blunt objects across the room and sang songs."
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

Ning Kaol, good weekend? (strange echo of the Doktor's post there)
Reef is vile unless mixed with gin, which makes Greef (TM). Only an advisable drink if you want one of those 12 hour memory gaps and several important things missing when you come round though, save it for special occasions.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

Hey Clendrix!
And I thought you liked it when I got excited Dok? *waggles eyebrows*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

Why is it
that due to rubbish adverts I can't say

'I'm going to London'

without thinking

'to buy a Heat magazine'????

Answer me that.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)

*shrugs*
I don't watch TV, so that one's passed me by...
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)

I can' think
Oh, I need to insure my car without adding

'And I really want to slice Michael Winners throat while he sleeps'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:03, Reply)

I hardly watch TV either
but I work with simpletons. I think it's some kind of mantra to them.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:03, Reply)

Hey Badger!
*hugs*

Dok - it sure is nice in here, but I do have to go to work so it can't last much longer.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:04, Reply)

Yes Badger
I love it when you get excited, I just don't like it when you fall on the floor without me.

B-K I don't know the answer to that one. Do you normally go to Lonodn to Buy Heat?

EDIT Damn you more Drixy. Is there room for a couple of little ones?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)

Hahaha!
Ah... "working with simpletons"... *laughs*

I work with idiots, mostly. Some of whom have all of the body parts that they were born with.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)

I hardly watch TV and don't read Heat
So I have no clue what you're on about...!

Morning clendrix - got your new laptop yet? I ordered two almost identical ones on Friday...

I work with fuckwits, not idiots or simpletons.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)

*hugs clendrix*
*falls on floor "accidentally" dragging dok down with her*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)

No...
I don't. I very rarely go to London as it is expensivo for the travel. Fifty squids there and back for this weekend! Shocking.

Some of the people I work with have all the limbs they should have....and then some. What's the point of having 7 fingers (and choosing to put jewellery on ALL of them, I kid you not) if you're too much of a tard to figure out what to do with the 5 that you are entitled to? Hmm? Hmmmmmmm?
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:09, Reply)

*shuffles in*
Good morning everyone! I think I may have celebrated Timo Glock letting Lewis Hamilton be F1 World Champion a little bit too much. :S

Best moment of yesterday? Watching the Ferrari Garage go mad, and then seeing the one mechanic who realises they've lost trying to get everyone to shut up.

Yay McLaren! Now bring on Bruno Senna!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:09, Reply)

SoS
No! I have to wait a bit longer because I'm ordering it through work...but I want it now!
*stamps foot*

Why the username change?
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:09, Reply)

I am at a loss
with what to do with most of my fingers at the best of times. Lucky I don't wear any jewelry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:15, Reply)

It was part of the great Halloween name change on Friday
I haven't changed it back yet, quite liking this name so I might stick with it!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Morning all
Busy as anything here and the weekends never seem to be quite long enough, do they? Thankfully Grandad is out of hospital now (hip replacement) and back at home being his usual gruff Yorkshire self. I'm sure hospitals and Yorkshiremen don't mix. Can't stand them myself, they smell funny.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Oh I appear to be on the floor.
*Huggles & Snuggles & Kisses & Things with Badger*

I like it down here, it's all snuggley.

What Laptop did you go for Drixy?

EDIT for spelling.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)

That's a bit harsh Piston
I've met some Yorkshiremen and they smelt fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)

Piston
I think it's old blokes in general that smell funny, and not just Yorkshiremen. :p

EDIT: Damn you TGB.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:20, Reply)

I'm descended from grumpy Yorkshiremen on one side
(and grumpy Welsh farmers on the other)

Not sure if they smell because they're Yorkshireish, they're definitely more grumpy than your average old man though!

Edit: ning piston, DiT, rubberduck
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)

ahahahahha
:D

How's you duckie?

*snuggles with Dok*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)

I'm fine TGB
And I'm celebrating because I accidentally destroyed my shite laptop a couple of hours ago, and now I have a much better one :)

Edit: Morning everyone!
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Dok
I went for a Toshiba Satellite Pro U400-130.
*exciteds*
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Bunch of gits...
I meant hospitals, but depending on the Yorkshireman they can be somewhat whiffy. My colleague on my left is no exception- he's like some kind of stink gnome!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)

*approves of clendrix's new laptop*
*and wishes the ones he's ordered were for him not for people he works for...*

My personal laptop is rubbish, I want a new one but I can't justify spending the money!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)

*Is excited*
That's a fine laptop Drixy, but not what's got me excited!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Did
you "accidentally" run over it Duckie?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)

Call me 'Captain Cynical'...

In fact, you can call me what you want...except Pooflake - due to general name thievery, but I just think that F1 is too...well...how can I put this?...TOTALLY FIXED!

Hmm, A few years back championships used to be decided quite early and viewing figures dropped like a stone. In a billion dollar industry this is not on, so the whole thing is twunted about with and staged so it always ends on the last race...with perfectly timed controversial moments to keep us interested along the way.

Lorks, do you remember a few years back when Frentzen and a couple of others could have won on the last race and on the qualifying round three people scored the exact same time to a 1000th of a second?

Hmm...yeah...RIGHT!

There is too much money involved in what is essentially a 'localised' sport for controls not to be put in place.

I haven't seen anything in recent years to put me off my suspicion that the whole thing is as choreographed as your average wrestling match.

Oh, and yay Hamilton

*grumbles off to meeting*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)

I have never,
Met a grumpy Yorkshireman.

But I've only been there once. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)

TGB
That's not too far off what actually happened. :)

I'd just done a short test run and was outside the car, with the laptop on the roof of the car connected to some monitoring equipment on the wheels. I needed to do this to download the sensor data.

I unplugged the sensor leads, then I was distracted by a call on my radio that meant I had to return to base, so I hopped back in the car and started driving off again, only to head a sliding/scraping noise and to see my laptop slide down the rear screen and smash into millions of pieces on the road behind.

What a shame :)

Instead of the POS Dell Latitude D630, I now have a nice shiny Dell Precision M6400, which seems to be much better.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)

My computer
has a nice screen so I can see things and has a box with wires and metal in that hamsters can somehow get into.

You win....i think.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)

Nice one Duckie
I wish I could do that with the POS Dell I have sitting on my desk.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)

ooh Poof has been taking his bitter pills
But yeah, they asked Bernie how he managed to keep making the championship come down to the last race and he said "it gets harder every year" and I don't think he was joking 0_o
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)

My work computer is an absolute
Heap of monkey-crap.
It's about eight years old, and the only original part is the CD drive, and that's fucked.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)

@Kaol
You reminded me of Trigger and his broom. Hopefully it was deliberate =D
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, Reply)

Oh FFS
you can't have that username. Change it back.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:43, Reply)

Kaol
Play nice now, that's not your name.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)

*frowns*
Oh, fine...

EDIT: God-fuckin'-dammit, I couldn't steal "Clendrix" then...
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)

That's better
You know you like that one better anyway!

EDIT 100 Woo.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

No, go on...
I feel better about it now I've changed mine.

Edit: Clendrix may look as nimble as a house-brick, but she's actually quite swift.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

Morning all!
Still bit knackered from the weekend.

Miss Badger is correct; I did indeed have a dance around the room when Hamilton got it.

It was a companion dance to Saturday's man-love jive with Enzyme:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)

hello
nice to meet everyone in the pub on Saturday. hello.
(sirolimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:52, Reply)

Yay
For dancing BK.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:52, Reply)

The video of BK and Enzyme
gave me a sofalol.

Morning folks, I trust everyone's well.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Mr Nong all
Enzyme is alive, btw, thank goodness, I thought you might have broken him.

I am off to the pictures... hope I enjoy it when I get there coz right now I just want to stay warm and snug in bed :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:54, Reply)

Hello Charles
You only looked scared a bit of the time in the pub :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:54, Reply)

Happy b3taday fuzzy!
In hilarious news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm
And another: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

Happy Birthday, Fuzzy!

( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

Woo
Happy B3taday Fuzzy! *huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

Hey Charles
Nice to meet you too!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)

was terrified
I was so nervous! Was like sort of blind group date.

I thought you'd all look like zombies or something. I still think that the internet is just one bored person with a million different logins so I was surprised to see normal people.
(sirolimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Happy B3taday, Fuzzy!
I think I'll reserve judgement on the whole 'F1 is fixed' thing, until I found out just why Glock lost fifteen seconds in that last lap. Although it was raining and he was on slicks, that could explain it, but I can't see why he'd back off that much. It's just too obvious.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)

Happy B3taday Fuzzy
*hugs*

Video?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:59, Reply)

Charles...
normal people? There were normal people?

Shit. I've been going to the wrong bashes.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

V that is brilliant I like the comment
""When they're proofing signs, they should really use someone who speaks Welsh," said journalist Dylan Iorwerth."

haha you think!

DiT how many seconds did the other people who stayed on the dry tyres lose? It wasn't 15 seconds! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix

I bet Ron Dennis was tempted to go and yell at Berger for letting his driver overtake Hamilton.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

@Charles
For a man as annebriated as you were, you were still quite funny and charming : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:01, Reply)

DiT
Nothing sinister at all about Glock's slowing. He'd lost heat in the tyres and had next to no grip.

Glock was on dries - did a 1:44:731 on the last lap - Trulli, also on dries a 1:44:800.

Hamilton did a 1:26:126 - bettered by Webber with a 1:25:042, Heidfeld on 1:25:477 and Vettel on 1:25:984.

With that in mind, both Hamilton and Glock posted laptimes on the final lap that were consistent with other drivers on the same tyres.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Electric Boogaloo
Morning all.

I had a great weekend of drink, fast cars and women* so one is a bit taken a-back by having to work today.

Fear not dear reader, as I am to experience a corporate jolly on the tab of a supplier shortly, so all is well and normality re: drinking shall be restored to great effect.




*may only have contained the drink part
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)

@ TGB
Don't take away from my Hamilton glees by claiming a fix.

You saw how happy I was!

*huffs*

:P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Ah...
Corporate jollies...
*grins*

Last time I had one of them I got hammered on lunchtime-wine, with the principal of a famous Cambridge college...
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:08, Reply)

yay
I got my name back

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that is all.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Duckie stop ruining my
conspiracies

*looks sad*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Halfy,
nice to see you restored.
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:11, Reply)

Halfy
I like your sig - what book are you up to?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:12, Reply)

Right...
I'm off to decide which of the many Disney DVD's have had a significant enough impact on my life to warrant keeping.
I don't like sorting everything out :o(

Edit: by DVD, i clearly mean VHS.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:17, Reply)

A question
I've been awake since six am, and have had seven mugs of coffee.

Is this too much, I'm feeling a bit bouncy now, but only a bit.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Herr Dok,
Depends, did you have whisky in any of them?
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)

@himjim
I'm up to book 12, and its getting brutal.

They haven't released the last book yet, but as its 12 episodes its going to be massive!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)

Thanks everyone
for my b3taday wishes!

*great big group hug*

I intended to celebrate by spending the whole day here talking bollocks* but sadly I must leave now :( I've been guilt tripped into going out and if I'm late they will disapprove of me.

*as if I do anything else any other day
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)

@ Baby Kitten
I've got a day of the jackal on TVS from about 1987. I love that video. The film stops half way through to have the news at ten with Sandy Lyle talking about black miners rioting in S. Africa and the adverts are 'yeah, ah know it's yer hair naight', and cook electric. When I bought the film on DVD, I felt it was missing something not to have the news in the middle.
(sirolimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)

I need to do some work
haha who am I kidding!

*lounges*
The most important thing is what do I fancy for lunch?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)

@ baby_kitten
Try getting one of these:

Clickamajig

Then you can save them all!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)

100 Bullets
Is amazing.

I got book 12 at the weekend, can't wait to get stuck in to it.

If Dizzy dies I will be all the sads.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)

@ TGB
Have a half pint of awesome for lunch!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)

Morning all who've turned up since I went downstairs to skive
Happy b3taday fuzzy!

And Dok - no. Drink more, it's the way forward.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

what is going on
with the stolen usernames? how did the thieves know to ninja in and nick them?? was it an inside job?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Scarpe
im not saying a word.

but im looking forward to re-reading the whole damn lot when 13 comes out, just so it really does make sense!

In between I will carry on picking up Hellboy and Hellblazer instead
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)

I think it must have been
Had to be someone watching the thread where everyone changed them.

Have we found out who did it yet?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)

It wasn't me
Fact.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

hehe
that would be a good lunch BK!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

ohhhh...
I just want to curl up in a big pile of my stuff and hug it all. I hate throwing stuff out. I love stuff.

*boohoo*

Hmph. I'll give it another half hour here and then make some lunch. Maybe I could make a lunch that makes me ruthless towards inanimate objects (inanimate as I can't throw the cat away).
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)

@ TGB
I want one now!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)

You could always eat the cat for lunch...
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)

My money's on
althegeordie, as he was the only one issuing threats to steal usernames.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Halfy
Yeah, I just reread 1-10 and realised there was so much I had missed or forgotten.

But this is too geeky for here...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Mr. K
No whiskey, sorry.

Sam, Hell yeah, the more the merrier.

Badger, you can have me for lunch if you want.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)

Too geeky for here?
This is B3ta, home of the geek. I'm currently collecting the Boys so I have next to no money for getting the 100 Bullets that I'm missing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Ooh
Dok for lunch sounds good! *noms*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)

@ baby_kitten
Why throw anything out? Hoarding FTW.

Just have a bit of a clean up, do the dishes and stuff everything else under your bed, it'll be fine.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:34, Reply)

Baby Kitten: Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things that you used to own, now they own you vs...
'when I became a man I put away childish things' in the loft, and it's ace because when you find them, you forget about wireless broadband, and direct debits and front door keys and remember what it was like when you were 8, and happy. I found a box of lego in my mum's loft last year. It had all the lego men still at their positions on the little lego computers. Was odd to think they'd been sat there like that for 20 years, and hadn't been wandering around.
(sirolimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

@himjim
Well, when you put it like that, yeah.

I'm on The Boys, The Exterminators, Ex MAchina, 100 Bullets and Fables.

Thank God that I finally got the last of Transmetropolitan and that Y: The Last Man finished, because I have been in danger of gong bankrupt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

I'm freshly single
...so I have to throw everything out that I've been hoarding at my Mother's so I can fit in all of my current crap.
I really should make a start but I can't bring myself to look at the binbags.

Binbags are so undignified :o(
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

If you have
any bedsheets then whack all your crap in there and put it on a stick - you'll look like a traveller from teh Ladybird Books.

I'm waiting for Transmetropolitan to finish so I can just pick up the trades as a whole. There are also a load of good Indies out too :(

Have you read Mutant X?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Badger
Just don't nom too hard. Who the hell am I kidding, nom as hard as you want.

*noms back*

Kitten, I threw away all of my VHS a year or so ago, it was hard, I didn't like it. But with these new fangled DVD thingies I managed to cut the space used in half.

And anyhoo depending on how old the tapes are they may not work all that well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Baby Kitten
That would be called a Bindle.

I learnt that from The Simpsons. Along with many other things useless facts.

HJ: Transmet has finished now, the trades are all available. Well worth picking up.

Never read Mutant X. It may have to wait, cos I'm planning to attack The Invisibles once 100 Bullets wraps up.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)

haha
I won't nom too hard :p

I just had a piece of "picnic bread" it was very very good!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)

Dok
Is it time for you to have one of your 'special pills' and a lie down in a dark corner?
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)

What's picnic bread?
I have to wait longer for lunch today, but at least I get a free buffet and as much champagne as I can drink.

I'm STARVING though!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Drixy
Special Pills?

I'm sure I don't know what your talking about!

Picnic bread, Oh, Oh lets have a picnic. I'l bring the fizzy pop*


*beer
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)

it was home made bread
and in the middle are hard boiled eggs, parma ham, mozzarella, sun dried tomatoes and basil.

nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Wow!
I want some now!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Dammit!
I want picnic bread!
Sounds fuckin' amazing!
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)

That bread is nicccccccce
classic Jamie Oliver recipe.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)

I wish I had that too
It's Nomtastic.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)

Woo,
I found a job to apply for!
*fills out info*
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, Reply)

Dribbles over TGB's
bread
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)

Nice one Kaol
What is it?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)

Oh you all should go make some
it's fantastic!

I've been told I have to do some work later *sulks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)

Ethelred
the least you could have said were baps...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)

Working in the
Natural History Museum's Entomology Library.
*shrugs*

It's not great pay, but sounds fun, just for the short term.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, Reply)

There will be
no dribbling over my baps.

Well maybe Dok is allowed ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)

*Dribbles over Badgers Baps*
That could be a good one, I know a couple of people who work there.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)

Does sound pretty interesting
I've just been reading about it on their website, 28 million specimens!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

Cool!
It's a start, at least...
I mean the job says it wants A levels, so...
The fact I've got a degree might help.
It's a foot-in-the-door, at least, anyhow.

*applies*
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

That
Bread sounds full of win.

'noon all...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

Hello Colonel.
Badger don't work, that way lies madness!

It is that Kaol
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, Reply)

Well good luck Kaol :)
Yo Colonel S. I think some picnic bread and half a pint of awesome would make me the happiest badger in the world.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

I heartily concur
In fact, I'm off to re-create it right now*.




*may actually just be a Gregg's sausage & bean melt and a can of tizer.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)

I just took the 'what dinosaur are you?' quiz
on the natural history museum website.

I'm a Gigantosaurus.

Awesome.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, Reply)

My lunch is gonna be
A cigarette and some kind of sandwich.
No alcohol today though.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, Reply)

I've just done that as well
I got Cryolophosaurus. Nice.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)

Lusty! *hugs*
I am off to town. I need to get some hair dye. And a present. Which is awesome and I may steal *evil glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)

Dino-quiz?
I got Allasaurus.
Cool :D
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)

*hugs TGB*
Enjoy town.

@Dok and Kaol, they're both good dinsosaurs!

My favourite dino is a Saichania. They have really nice shaped heads.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)

My favourite dinosaur is
Baryonyx.

They're awesome!
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)

Dinosaurs
My favorite would have to be the Pteranodon, they fascinate me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Pterasaurs
Are awesome too!
What was that gigantic one...
Quetzlcoatlas? Something like that?
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Pteranodons scare me a little bit.
They have midget bodies and massive pointy heads.

I think I'll stick with Saichanias and their fucking awesome tails and spikey backs.

I'd love to discover a dinosaur and name it.

I think i'd call it Rob. Dinosaur names can be to hard to say sometimes. Rob is nice and easy :)
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Quetzalcoatl
was an Aztec god

Also it appeared in the classic film Q, the winged serpent, which is ace

Oh and dinosaurs are made up you fools, the earth is only 29 years old
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Pointy Heads
Are the way forward.

Less wind resistance.

EDIT I liked that Halfy "the classic film Q, the winged serpent". It was indeed Good, but a classic?

EDIT 2 It can't be 29 years old, I've been around longer than that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)

Oh Noes!
I've just found out that Pterasaurs weren't dinosaurs, the were reptiles.

*crys*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)

Herr lemminge
the first few years of your life are nowt but a lie, a sham, memories implanted by the gerbils to make it seem real

and other such creationist bullshit.

it is a classic film!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)

Oh Noes again
The gerbils are running my life.

Don't get me wrong Halfy I liked the film, it just doesn't rank up there with The Monster Club if you ask me, now that's a classic.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)

I'm a Shitosaurus
''Struthiomimus was built for speed, with long muscular hind legs and a stiff tail so it could balance and make quick turns. It didn't have any teeth though. Scientists think that it may have eaten leaves and fruits, collecting them with a horny beak, much like a turtles.''

I'm a shitty dino with no teeths. Crap.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)

hmm
IMDB rates Q at 6.2 and The Monster Club at 5.3

does a winningist dance of glee*








*I dance like an slightly paralysed epileptic frog having electroshock therapy
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)

horny beak
makes me think of some kind of frustrated duck.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Halfy
- You been stealing my moves?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

I've only one thing to say on the subject of dinosaurs
Say NO to velociraptors!

xkcd.com/135/
( Captain V, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

oooh and on the dino front
Im a Dilophosaurus

The Dilophosaurus had two flat semi-circular crests on its snout. These may have been used for mating displays. In the movies, these dinosaurs spit poison, but there isn't actually any fossil evidence to suggest they could do this.

Anyone able to name a film with a pioson spitting Dilophosaurus in it?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

Oh God...
I just played the dino defender game.....I wasn't very good and it said:

"Game Over - All Your Babies Are Dead"

Now I'm a frustrated duckosaur with no action and no kids.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

But Kitten
Some of the best dinos had no teeth.

I don't care what IMDB says.

Pththththt
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Is this a game for kids?!
"Hi kids, this game is a metaphor for you taking crack. Don't or your babies will be all of the dead."



(EDIT: It's not just the Dinos that are best with no teeth...)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)

It gets quite scary
I shall not be playing with it again.

I would like to meet a crackosaurus though.

EDIT: I don't know what you could possibly be insinuating, but I think my Nan could help you.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)

That would be
Jurasic Park Halfy.

I didn't like that game, the bad dinos ate my babies!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)

I was once on the
receiving end of a very . . . erm ..... "toothy" blow job.

fuck, it still makes me twitch and wince years down the line
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Was it a dinosaur?
Cause I think that might be dangerous.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:30, Reply)

nah
A dog.

a cheap date as well, 4 bonios and she was well up for it
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Not so clever girl...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Nowt wrong with some teefs
as long as used correctly.

EDIT: Hope you didn't use the marmite trick on the dog?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:33, Reply)

I'm a Baryonyx
Woo! and yay!

I'm also back from lunch! Woo! and Yay!

I think I've got cabin fever from sitting in my car for so long
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:34, Reply)

Santi
I can categorically state they were not used correctly.

It was like having sex with a cheesegrater.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:35, Reply)

I have just seen this
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7705922.stm
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:35, Reply)

TGB -
I've just been checking out what a Morris Marina ACTUALLY is. Pre-tty cool... You gonna get Westwood to pimp it for you?

"Yo yo! Drop da BOMB, Big-dog..."
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:36, Reply)

It's bloodyus ridiculous...us
The world's gone mad.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:38, Reply)

Cabin Fever Honey Badger?
You weren't away that long, were you?

It is a world gone mad! I shall continue to use the limited Latin that I know and screw them all!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:40, Reply)

Dok that makes me sad :(
Why would you show me that?

Colonel S mide is already pimped it has a blue roof and a red body
bling bling
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Hello all!
I've just finished my standard monday lunch of a spicy sausage sandwich, and feel like I'm about to burst.

In other news, I had a fantastic time on saturday night, and I'm just disappointed I had to leave early!

Now I just have to work out how many will understand my sig!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)

She's a beauty!
I'll assume you're saving up enough money to pay for the chrome split-rims, tints and fluffy dice then?


Talking of which, I have fluffy dice which haven't been put to full use in the Dad-mobile yet...

*digs around in boxes*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)

Sorry Honey Badger *hugs*
But the world needs to know just how stupid some people in authority here in the UK are.

That's one nice car BTW.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)

*hugs Dok*
I'll let you off. We should have our wedding in Latin :p

Colonel S I am saving up to get it all the same colour first :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)

But AA,
That was nice that stuff!

@ Colonel S.
Howdy doodey!

I think I've just about recovered.
Nowt like a bit of Scrapheap Challenge of a Sunday morning!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:49, Reply)

@BK
The stuff was nice on the first sip, went downhill on the second, and by the third was just utterly cringe-worthy!

After a pint, I was not a happy bunny!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Latin eh?
*grins*
That was a fun A Level...
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Yay
Sounds like a great idea. ;)

*snuggle*

We had a Ford Zephyr when I was a lad, lovely car, until it was written of. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

I thought
you were drinking half pints AA?

*cough*lightweight*cough*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

Just got around to doing the Dinosaur quiz
and I am a Tyrannosaurus.

This fits, as my arms are very spakky today (after a weekend of bowling).

*wanders off to enjoy the benefits of a metre-wide bite*
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

'Noon Boss
'Noon AA

@Boss - I still had the shakes at midnight. Had to get some Photoshopping done for an upcoming gig and boy, did I struggle!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

@TGB
Whoa whoa whoa!

It wasn't by choice! Over a certain percentage, it can only be served in halves!

I'm not that gay!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)

Pfft...
Gay.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)

Bullies...
:-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Gay
I've drank 8% ales in pubs by the pint.

Not for very long I hasten to add as it doesn't give a good night out if you do!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:00, Reply)

You need to try
the 'Expedition' Cider at the Coronation Tap in Bristol.

something like 8 or 9% and 4 halfs had me legless in less than 2 hours.

it was A-MA-ZING.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Deacon's Downfall in the Posada in Wolverhampton
was 9.5 %abv. And tasted like tramps diaoreah crossed with a warmed up mcdonalds chocolate milkshake.

9.5%abv tho!
(sirolimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)

As I've Said...
It wasn't by choice!

And I'm not doing it again, I think i'll stick with 5% for now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Aww there there AA
*hugs* You can't help how you feel, it's ok to be "different" and you could probably wear womens clothes more too.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Russian Imperial Extra Double Stout
is about 9%


also foul, tastes like marmite
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Marmite, and booze?
In one easy to consume drink?

I'm sold...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)

@TGB
Haha, I'm sticking with what my sign said!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)

Carlsberg Special Brew
...was brewed especially for teh Churchill. FAC and T.
(sirolimus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)

After a quick internet fumble,
It turns out that you're absolutely right, Charles.
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:13, Reply)

haha
I've just remembered that - apparently - doughnuts are the chips of the cake world.

I still don't get why though!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Could it be because
They're everywhere and most people eat them?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Because they're
Greasy and fried?
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

hmm possibly
doughnuts are loads nicer than chips though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

that was me!
Kaol gets it...

Doughnuts is to chips what cake is to potatoes.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)

Yes they are
I like chips, just not a lot of them, and not very often. I prefer a plate of mash myself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)

I just had a stroke of
Pure and absolute laziness/genius.

I've put The Story Of Frank in the QOTW :D

www.b3ta.com/questions/eccentrics/post293633
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Since nobody else has!
Here have some cake, it's lovely internet cake and can be anything your heart desires! So long as that's cake.

And Badger dear I have a special one for you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)

ooh *excites*
what what what?

That chocolate and fudge cakes sounds damn good too! I have just been eating strawberry cheesecake though. T'was nommy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)

*drools on the cake*
...is my cake now.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)

But Colonel
It's magic cake, and I have more behind my back.

Badger What kind of cake would you like best? While you decide, have a kittum.

EDIT djtrialprice, I'm glad about that I don't look good wearing cake, having it licked off is a different matter.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)

'noon CU
I'll bring the Pimms if you bring the cake. I may even be persuaded to make cucumber sandwiches.

*Day-dreams of a glorious B3ta picnic...*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)

I wonder if that's the
real Joey Santiago...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)

Dok I'm allergic to cats
You should know this!

ooh what cake... hmmm I think it may have to be pecan and toffee cheesecake. That was goooooood
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

ooh if we are having a picnic
I will bring the picnic bread!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)

I'll bring
the millionaire's shortbread.

Nom.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Honey Badger
It's a special hypoallergenic kittum.

*And as if by magic a pecan and toffee cheesecake appears.*

Your wish is my command.

I'm also dreaming of a magical B3ta Picnic, but that may just be all the coffee.

EDIT for spakhandedness!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)

I would say
fluffy, leafy Warwickshire is the best.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)

Oh we must have a picnic
When the weather gets better!

I'll even bring some Tablet, and fizzy pop.




beer
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)

The weather gets better?
I must have missed that...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)

I'm hoping so.
It can't rain forever!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:25, Reply)

CU
But isn't Rhyll supposed to be one of the sunnyest places in Britain?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Maybe
It was funniest? Must admit I wasn't paying that much attention to the TV at the time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Rhyl sucks shit
It's like blackpool, but worse.

/Boris Johnson blog
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Colonel
Never been to Blackpool so I couldn't say. I have been through Rhyl though and it was shit to look at.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)

For blackpool,
Imagine Rhyl, but not quite* as bad




*but so NEARLY as bad, you wouldn't notice...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:49, Reply)

OK got it.
*puts Blackpool on the list of places never to visit*

Thanks for that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:56, Reply)

@ Dok
I can vouch that both Rhyl and Blackpool are shit, and I was 7 when I went to Rhyl, and it still managed to grate against my under-developed critical faculties.

*waves at Completely Underwhelmed*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)

saying that,
You should go just once. To laugh heartily at those below you in the gene pool.

Last time The only time I've been, 2x Parents were buying their CHILDREN life-sized, penis-shaped, cock lollipops. Twas awful. I would have said something but I'm sure I'd seen them on 'Jeremy Kyle's most ridiculously violent, asbo, prison escapee's on drugs' episode...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)

My
What a wonderful picture you two paint of these places.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)

@ Colonel S.
And it's the only place I've ever seen that had a McDonald's, KFC, and a Pizza Hut all in a row, and I had that fucking song in my head for the whole weekend!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Afternnon all!
I'm drunk, and I only have 52 minutes of work remaining, yay!

And Rhyl (along with the rest of North Wales) is a shithole. Fact.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)

If I have to hear
We've only just begun by The Carpenters or When you say nothing at all by Ronan Keating one more pissing time I'm going to set myself on fire.

I fucking hate magic fm.

That is all.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)

@ Lusty
*sympathies*

I'm mentally sending huge huggles and facenoms to get you through it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:13, Reply)

I have to listen to Radio 1
Not sure whether that's better or worse...

They play the same 10 songs about 6 times a day. And it's so compressed it hurts my brain.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Cheers BK
@Sam. I never thought I'd say this, but I would love to be able to listen to Radio 1.
Even if it was just for an afternoon I think I'd weep with happiness.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:16, Reply)

I've actually never listened to Magic FM
But have just had a quick gander at their website, and I feel your pain!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)

*hugs* Lusty
Sorry about that, I hate magic as well.

See you laters folks, I'm going home.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

@Colonel re: Penis Lollies
That made me remember last years Dickensian Festival in Ulverston, Cumbria.

There was a young ish couple with a four or five year old kid dressed as a pirate.

But instead of a plastic sword, they'd decorated a two foot long, black, rotating dildo.

The kid was running around waving it in peoples faces while they kept dragging him back to where the local newspaper photographer was.

I am assuming they were hoping for a front page.

I don't know if I'm warped, but I thought they were geniuses. Although I fear the kid may have weird memories later in life.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Afternoon all
I'm back from work.

Phone call from the garage. They are still trying to put my car back together and they said that they could sort out the scratch on the side of it (that was nothing to do with the crash) for £94. Does that sound like a good deal?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)

howdy doody
everyone?
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Afternoon ppd
Are you around for the Leamington pub-ness on Wednesday?
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Afternoon all!
I've just got back from a 3 and a half hour drive from Mr VPs house to mine.
And now I'm shattered, but off to the gym at 6 with my mum.

did everyone have a good weekend? bash etc all go well?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Yo Mrs L *hugs*
Depends how big the scratch is, where it is and if you have metallic paint?

*huggles PPD* You alright my lovely?

And Scarpe too! *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)

lots of Horsey stuff on
this week but will do my very best to come out and play, hows your day been?
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)

adoring you right back grammer
hope you had a wicked time in the north x
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

Hello PPD
:) How are you?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

and Lucy!
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

I'm
just perfect thanks...lots of horsey treats flying around today!
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Well GB
I do have metallic paint, in a shade particular to that make and model.
As for depth, it's down to the undercoat.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)

@PPD - The north was awesome!
Going to mama badgers for tea after work but I'll give you a a call after :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)

TGB
I've been in the office since before 8.30.

I am on the verge of breakdown.

That was a well timed hug.

*hugs back*

*weeps softly*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)

mamma badger gets all the loving
save a little for the ppd in your life!
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)

94 squid sounds ok
They will have to respray the whole panel. I was just wondering where it was as if it was on one of the doors they tend to respray both of them so they match.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)

'noon all
I had a nice weekend right up until I fell down some stairs in the pub like a mong. I wasn't even under the influence much.

How are things?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Scarpe that sucks
have another big hug *big hugs*

*hands tissue*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)

TGB the hugs are lovely
but not that lovely...

oh...

I misunderstood what the tissues were supposed to be for.

my bad.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)

Weeeeeeee
bab-bab-bada-baa

bub-bub-bada-baa

etc.

I'm the Scatman! Skeebidibbybaa
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)

I think we need to put
'Red down.

*prepares to beat him to death with external hard drive*
( Cawl, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

*looks shocked*
I'll have you know my hugs are that lovely

;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

are you dancing too?
??
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

Well, TGB,
In that case, I look forward to my next bash.

And I look forward to the next time B3tas get together too.

(Oh dear Christ, someone stop me)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)

hahah
that made me do a little officelol :p

Awight Ethel *hugs* Gone a bit mad today have we?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Kaol you bully :(
*runs to hug TGB*

I'm not dancing, just looking smug at putting it into words.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:04, Reply)

i'm
fleeing the office...running....
(ppd, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)

Right
I better knuckle down for the last hour and twenty minutes of my day.

Until tomorrow (or until I get bored again) folks.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)

Evening all
What a day. Every time I've gone outside, I've managed to see my breath. I love it.

Anyone else loving the cold?

edits - I've started an evening thread, as everyone seems to have disappeared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:36, Reply)