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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sad that I missed out on that there London shenanigans
so tell me everything that happened and tell me something about each of the b3tans that you met In Real Life that will shock and amaze me.

Or tell me what you had for breakfast and how it could have been better. I haven't had anything but I'm in the mood for french toast so now anything I have will be a culinary disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:08, 255 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I had half a slice of toast before running out the door because I was late for school.
it'll be better tomorrow because I'll have the time to finish my breakfast. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:21, Reply)
Ahh bless I forget you're a young 'un sometimes
I couldn't be late for school because there was only one bus where I used to live and it waited for you, which was useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 8:53, Reply)
I drive to school now.
But I overslept and woke up at 8 am, and it's a 20 minute drive to and from school, and I basically got up, shoved on my uniform, packed my bag while waiting for the toast to pop and grabbed my toothbrush. I just made it in time for assembly.
They get grouchy if you're late for assembly - apparently being at my year level and being late is a bad example for the little 'uns... :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Turn up after assembly claiming religious freedom.
I pretended to be Jewish for years.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
I had trouble getting to sleep last night which is not something that happens to me very often.
And I had crazy dreams, add on some family drama and I'm in a grumpy mood.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)
what kinda crazy dreams did you have?
I have ridiculously vivid dreams every night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Yeah if it was me in your room with a big knife that was definitely a dream OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I sincerely hope that you're not lying to me about the dream bit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Certainly not
but you really should change those curtains they're hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I know they are.
maroon curtains look hideous anywhere. :(
They keep the room warm though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Oooo! all sorts of stuff.
The only bits I can remember are buying a bed and wild horses stampeding me while I was cooking food on a gas stove outside some random persons home.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)
ahaha awesome!
Last night I dreamt I was in the TARDIS with Matt Smith and he put a bowtie on me and then locked me in the Pandorica. I cried.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I was going to go, even got all dressed up to go, but then it started thundering and I realised an england match was on and I didn't want to be in town on a match-day, and my back was playing up all week so I didn't wanna be stuck having to get a cab.
And I was all like "Oh woe is me, cruel world, I'll make you pay, god damn you world, god damn you to hell.", but then the next day I was like "=/ dude, shouldda totally made the effort", but it was to late.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)
You'll live with that regret for the rest of your life now Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)
regret not being scarred by seeing Chompy in action?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I so badly wish I'd seen that
I lolled when Applebite linked the photo to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I facepalmed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I fucking love it. I'm going to find all the threads where he's told Lampito it's never going to happen
and print them out and make a collage and send it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)
oh golly, he didn't make out with Lampito did he?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)
awwww yeeeah
giggedy
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
heehee,
Oh golly that's hilariously brilliant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
and what is left of my reputation and any respect people may have for me is GONE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
it's okay, I still respect you and chompy.
I just think it's kinda funny after all his protests that it'd never happen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
may i say the poor thing did not have a choice in the matter

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)
don't ruin it for me

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)
pffft, he was well into it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)
probs trying to make you jealouses

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Yeah, cos that worked.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I bet you're crying into your three types of cereal right now
in other news my new awesome pole grip arrived, if you come back to Manchester over the summer at all give me a shout and I'll arrange a practice sesh at Bar 38
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

e y
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Strikethroughs don't really work on lower case es :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
He could have run away.
But he didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
in fact
they kissed twice. I remember because I complained the angle was bad with the camera so they went for it again
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
don't remember that

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it happened
unless my mind has just degraded, there were definitely two seperate kisses (thus three photos, two of which are at different angles))
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I still can't believe that happened.
Lampito is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
thank you.
Applebite, Bill and Amberl all got the same treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Yes but what is important is that you snogged po-faced Chompy.
For that you should be applauded.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I agree with this
he'll never get to be all superior and disdainful again, b3ta will be full of rainbows and birds and sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
It's happier already.
I can feel it.
I just can't wait for him to show up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
he's going to be in glastonbury for a week now isn't he?
so he'll manage to avoid most of the heat
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Curses!
We'll just have to bottle it up for a week then release the terrible torrent as soon as he gets back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
it'll still be here for when he gets back
because after a week without him we will all be resplendently shiny and happy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
and if we popular this thread there's no way he can escape it...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
GENIUS!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Someone should write
"PSYCHOCHOMP AND LAMPITO SNOGGED LOADS!" and then we can click that so that everyone knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Still can't get on the popular page without me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
why thank you. ;)

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
he's going to have SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS
oh wait, he detagged himself. Boo.but only from one...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
hello!
I think you're awesome. I want to give you a massive high five.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
haha
for face-raping Rapey?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
yes.
although I like to think that your eyes met across the room and you floated into each other's arms in a dreamlike state.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I saw the pic too
Mainly because, very briefly, I was tagged in it by Applebite. This confused me greatly, as I'm pretty sure I'm not Chompy or Lampito.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)
she tagged me too briefly
I think it was to draw our attention to it so we could applaud.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I thought so
Rather than just sheer spack-handery. Bravo, Lampito, bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)
such a shame this shit goes down when he's not around
either that or he knows it's coming so is avoiding it
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Eh, he can read it
It's not like it'll disappear any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I reckon he's totally lurking right now

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

lurk wank
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I'm packing

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

pack wank
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
+ fudge

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
I fucking knew it!
Hello. You've made me a very happy kitty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
while we're all talking about me
baldmonkey made a song for me this weekend too.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6857858
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'll have to unignore him to see that
what's the gist?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
here's a direct link
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_psychochomp.mp3
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
It's a tribute to George Formby,
entitled "When I'm Licking Windows".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
+while staring like a rapist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
+ and hoping the hedge is tall enough that no-one on the street can see you wanking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
+but really not caring if it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
What the fuck is your problem, you beardy twat?
etc
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
my problem appears to be that I get taken too seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I'm not sure this version is going to scan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
it'll be like a NOFX song

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Shit?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
where are you going???

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
AWAY!
That's the important bit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Glastonbury.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
that sounds awesome

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Fortunately we'd left by that point

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Very fortunate for you.
it was a pleasure to meet you and your fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
You too you crazy floozy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
same sentiment :)
as a aid to help remember was djtriaprice in a blue t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
He was indeed
Becky observed how nipply he was looking, then we assaulted his nipples.
Then he tipped her over the sofa. He's always hitting women.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I do remember
you were both fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You missed Psychochomp getting a snog and everything!
I'm so glad Amberl was on it with the camera like lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
My girlfriend made me egg on toast
not going to work could've made it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)
oh that would have made my day brilliant
I hate my job. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I had a great time.
The only shocking revelation I have for you is that I found Chompy to be polite, charming and entertaining in the flesh.

Sorry to blow your rep, homes.


EDIT Good morning to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
he is nice online sometimes too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
i apologise for the state I was in
i get a bit excitable when drunk. How was babysitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Sorry...
excitable horny
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
It was excellent, thank you.
One step closer to unsupervised access, I hope.

You are a funny bugger when on the sauce, I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Hooray!
Lampito is a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)
as are you, hot stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)
now you understand why i refused the whiskey
i think i was just excited you were there, because I'd convinced myself you diem't really exist. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Woo! come on now.
How was the holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Challenging but great.
DID NOT TURK THE EX.

/proud
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)
*pats on head*
That's my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
very well done.
Did she try it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Yes. It was the cause of some considerable tension.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)
haha
moral high ground for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)
well done!
*Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Don't believe you
Glad it went well though (and that you didn't push her off a balcony)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Applebite said you were lovely
I wish I'd been there
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
As is she.
Shame you couldn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I can't come to the BGB bash either
I thought it was 26th July, belm, but instead it shares the same day as my boyfriend's birthday party and he wouldn't appreciate it if I wasn't there, I promised I'd make the potato salad and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I'm so sorry blousie, I was all set to come and everything, I've been haranguing Applebite into it as well
but then I realised it wasn't July because I'm a pleb.

We could set up skype so I can be there in spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
GASH

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
What a way with words you have.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)
It was my first typed word of the day too
Wooo Friday soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Everything is ready.
Even the celler has been newly kitted out with clean plastic sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Wait, what?
Why am I picturing the film 'American Psycho'?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Oh it will be strictly consenting only.
Non of that drugged and bound nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
*phew*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

phew damn
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
I know, I'm rubbish
I was really excited about this one as well. I've previously avoided the Manchester bashes because I was all scared and shit, but this time I was all excited and ready to partay with the infamous Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Ah well, I'll have fun regardless
It's going to be frickin' awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
haha of course,
it would be conceited of me to think your happiness rested entirely on my presence.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
To be fair
I didn't even know you'd planned on going. I am now completely crushed the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I'll just send a picture of me partying to BGB and she can put it as her screensaver.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
If you must

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
I'm infamous Woooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Ooooh
I wanted to meet you and see your tattoo :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

tattoo clopper
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
And you're not a bit grumpy at all
I called you Monty all evening. I had to ask dj your real name on Sunday when this occurred to me.
"Ye know worra mean, Mont!?" etc
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
how could you forget?
he has the best name
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I don't know if I ever knew his name.
He's just Monty anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
How do Roota
Have a lovely weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Had a bloody brilliant weekend thanks luv, and you?
I fell over on the underground in my platforms running for the last train. djtp fell over me and thighed me right in the snout. It was spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
That sounds like an epic blunder
Mine was good ta, went out on Friday for a mate's birthday and ate so much food I was in actual real pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
My nose got bloody and I had a girl-crying-on-the-tube moment
I did the too much food thing on Sunday.
I was ravenous on the train, so I ate lots of snacks (RETURN OF MILKA CREME BARS FTW) even though I knew I was getting off the train at my mum and dad's for a roast dinner. Grooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Awww Roota!
How is your nose now? Better I hope.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Bit sore,
but disappointingly unmarked.
I have a cracker bruise and burn on my elbow though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I'm glad you're not horribly disfigured then.
But it's good to have at least one bruise, for sympathy purposes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Yes
I made sure my family kept saying "How's your elbow?" yesterday. I'd hold it up and grimace. Then they'd say "Aaah, he battered her!"
Because domestic violence is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I get loads of suspicious bruises from pole
so Wiggy gets nervous if I wear a skirt or short sleeved top because people think he's a wifebeater.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
When I first got Tigger, and for the first few years, I looked like a right cutter
But now I've learnt how to evade most of the injuries or let him just get my ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
haha
my sister's ferret tried to climb up my arm to get out of the bath a few weeks ago and left some horrendous scratches on my arm. I'm allergic to him as well so they raised up and went really red, I looked so emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I read that in a Lancashire accent

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I speak in a Southern one
but I am noticing an increased tendency to say use the word 'well' instead of 'very'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
i've been very manc the last couple of days.
i blame Applebite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Fuck, ouch!
Hope your schnoz is better now!
We were at a gorgeous buffet restaurant, and I was determined to get my money's worth. Really regretted it later, although I saved money as I just couldn't drink anything after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Not even a wafffer thin mint?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Haha!
Fuck off, I'm full!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Wayne?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I'm only grumpy about shit things
Drinks with some charming folks does not get my back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I'm considering coming up for that Motorhead gig in November
what's the dealio?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Come up, Motorhead are playing. That's the deal.
Really, do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I'm sorry there were none there ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Next time, eh?
(you had me in fucking fits, most entertaining, you are*)


*Yoda voice
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I'm afraid
I'll have to echo Lampito and apologise for my behaviour. I definitely remember being belligerent
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
B3tans eh?
Spikeypickle is now one of my best mates, and was the first I ever met.
Lampito is a cracking laugh, and an amusing drunk.
BGB is lovely, but dangerous when drunk (I've still not recovered!)
Bear Pookie seems to be permenantly drunk
Enzyme is far too intelligent, it scares me
Aberracion is lovely, and her engagement ring is gorgeous
Completely_Underwhelmed is far too shy for her own good
Applebite seemed terrified by all these weirdos from the internet (don't blame her really)
Plentyofants is a good laugh, scares me with his local knowledge though...

And for breakfast this morning I had a swig of Arak. Needed it
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Good news everyone, I'm back
I haven't met any B3tans in real life as I'm a horrid sweaty internet freak with piss stained pants and pervert eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Have you been away?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Who are you, again?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I had my usual bowl of 3 different cereals
But I'm at home now, so I had to have cow milk instead of soy, and it was rank.

Roota is wonderfully hilarious and I wanted to steal her away from dj and take her home with me.
Oh and Al let me paint his nails Electric punk.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
You drink soy milk normally?
I tried that for a while when I was veggie, it was nice but so different to regular milk, it completely changed the taste of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Yeah I don't really like dairy.
And it tastes much better than cow milk in ovaltine as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I had some lovely porridge made from whole rolled oats with honey and dried mixed fruit
would have been better with fresh fruit - raspberries or blackberries for instance. But still good anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
ooh grown up breakfast
sounds like the breakfast they put in adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I've figured out how to stop it boiling over too
so it all stays in the bowl. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Morning
it was lovely to meet people. Most were less scary than I thought, I was drunker than I thought, and people ended up being called by their username or their real name as it sprung to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
I've found that most people tend to pronounce my username wrong
the fools
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I say VIPP-ross
Not Vye-pross.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
and that is another reason why you are my bff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
*also dances*
snoopy and woodstock right?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Bless you two

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Don't we look boss when we do Snoopy and Woodstock!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I demand an animated GIF of the two of you dancing together like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
When/if I ever meet him
I will promptly get sufficiently drunk to be able to execute this
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Most kind, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I'm down with that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

with that s
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Fine work.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
swine

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
EXACTLY

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I used to pronounce it Vipp Ross
but last time we had this discussion I decided the S was silent and it's now Veep-ro, with a poncy French accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
"I'll have a glass of the chilled Veep-ro, if you please"
"Of course the '65, what do you take me for?"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
hahah
that's better than Vye-pross at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I particularly enjoyed Applebite's Nail Salon
with her camp assistant djtp asking Al if he was going on holiday this year.
I can also conclude that if Al is ever without his red hoody when I see him, I'll be distraught. I hope he wears it for his wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
That was terrifyingly convincing.
He would have done Al's nails as well, had Al not chickened out at the last minute.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I know
Good to know if I ever break an arm, which will happen one day. I'm always falling over and have not yet broken a bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Hi everyone
I'm on HOLIDAY this week - and even though I filtered out my work email from my gmail account, I still have a desperate urge to check it for anything going tragically wrong in my absence.

Also reading through this thread I am gutted to have missed the London fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Lampito and Chompy sitting in a tree....

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Ha!
Wonderful news for the whole of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
maybe they're the next CrackHouse/CatFace

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
OMG
Is Lampito pregnant?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
that would be awesome on so many levels
A little Psychochomplet running around :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Surely it'd be a 'Psychopito'?
Ooo! I prefer 'Lampchomp'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)
LAMPCHOP!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

what does linkify do?
I just noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Turns a web address
Into a link, to save you having to manually type html code.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
But web addresses come up as links anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
*sighs*
Then I don't know, lovely Roota.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I must know!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I've told you what it does
I just don't know the point if it does it automagically anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I SHOULD HOPE NOT

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
HOPE?
or KNOW?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
You mean we aren't?
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I guess you are!
Woo for b3tan romances!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Good morning, B3ta dating agency, how may I help you?
Which level of the autistic spectrum do you require?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
self-diagnosed please

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Coming right up

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Well hello there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Wanna sort some CDs?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
haha best chat-up line

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
this whole subthread made me actually officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Certainly beats my efforts on Friday
(after I'd gone to the Ballroom - I suck at being on the pull, but not to the point that no-one would even notice)

"In that case, I think we owe it to ourselves to find a corner and make out."
"What? No! No we don't."
"...oh..."

I am the DADDY, I tells you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Smooth

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Aw yeah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
No need to aaarsk
he's a smooth operayder
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
not as smooth
as my taxi drivers attempt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Is that sadface to suggest
that the taxi driver's skills paid off?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
or that he didn't try hard enough to overcome your defences
even though you secretly wanted it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I may not have had a proper
date in some time, but I don't think I'm desperate enough for that yet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I think you are unfairly pre-judging taxi drivers

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Oh come on,
she avoided Chompy because he's a date-rapist, why would she settle for the kind of rapist who won't even take you out first?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
ok, that's a fair point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
indeed it is
he didn't even pay for my taxi-ride the cheapo.

And it's not so much pre-judging taxi drivers, as knowing I don't generally have much in common with them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure why I am standing up for taxi drivers here, but I've started so may as well carry on...
there could be a taxi driver out there who is perfect for you, but you are sweeping him aside with all the rest with your generalisations.

for shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
but how likely is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
hard to say
it shouldn't be so callously dismissed as a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I think so
I'm not saying I'd never, but based on the taxi drivers I've met the probability is close to zero
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
as long as you accept it as possible
that's all I ask
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
"As I looked into his eyes he took the knife away from my throat and we realised we were perfect for each other."

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
you are doing very well this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Ta!
I blame lack of sleep and too much caffeine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
What with not being a rapist and all.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
What was that??

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
he was very unsmoothly
staring at me for the whole taxi ride. Then when I got out, he grasped my arm and said 'you're very beautiful you know.' I think I just stared at him in horror
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
and that was SMOOTHER than ME?
*rethinks technique*
*decides to go for pity*
*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Yes... YES!
Your tears sustain me!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
As long as you put out.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
You've seen me
I can't afford not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
The weekend's looking up, then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
And I bet he was one of them forrins
They do that.
There was a kerrazy forrin begging if he could have a room in my house as I put out my bins on Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
mind you
I'll blame it on the late shift. I just seem to have had a sudden frequency rise in things like that happening to me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
and he was so upset by your rejection he went on a killing spree.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
speaking as one who regularly deals with rejection...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I have just remembered,
my housemate has made a fucking SPREADSHEET to help him keep his CD collection organised.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I know a couply couple
who keep spreadsheets of their weekly spending, and they compete to see who can spend the least.
It makes me so sad to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
This is so absolutely wrong that I am unable to comprehend it on a Monday morning.
I shall endeavour to return this afternoon with a witty response.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I didn't know you used to live with Psychochomp

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Not for long.
I couldn't handle the Saturday mornings, always having to walk some tearful girl, no idea how she'd got there, down to the bus stop.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
You are on top form this morning
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
God DAMN I feel poopular this morning :)

EDIT - And I like that typo so much I'm keeping it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Well you've all made a rather dull bus ride a lot more amusing now
Special mention to Wookie for when I'm licking windows. You owe me a bottle of cherry coke since mine now has mysteriously vanished and made a puddle.

Friday was lots of fun although I didn't get to speak to applehead/bite, I can never remember which one you are as much as I wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
She's the woodland sprite

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

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