This morning I woke up and Professor Kenny Martin had posted a story about illegal sexual activity involving a child.
Quentin Oftiweak
Guntfuggle Quackblast
TheManWithThePlan
CactusZack
and
fluffybunnykiller
all thought it was perfectly acceptable to make offensive jokes about this very sad event.

Am I being less tactless by posting this here, or should I really have gazed him privately about his filthy offensiveness & tactlessness?

www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1421673

I really don't think I've the hang of this yet :/
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:52, 217 replies)

Apparently I didn't read it the same way you did. I read that as he made a joke about a situation he had nothing to do with, but that an outsider might have made a wrong assumption about.

His joke was indeed tactless, but certainly understandable.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:48, closed)

So, help me to understand
how joking about ejaculating onto and sodomising a 15 year old girl - that he knew - because she got pregnant, is acceptable?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:51, closed)

He didn't make the jokes about that, others did.
Which is fairly par for this site, actually. He didn't respond with outrage, probably because he's used to it by now.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:54, closed)

so he knew he could expect a certain result, and posted it anyway?
and the result is not his fault?
Is that really what you are defending here?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:58, closed)

'Tis the way of things on this board.
I don't defend the behavior of others or condemn it in this instance- it's merely rude humor over an incident long passed. I've seen far more offensive things posted on here and especially on the main board, to say nothing of /talk.

Besides which, I've met the Professor and have gotten to know him, and know that he is not a malicious sort. At the very least I give him the benefit of doubt.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:05, closed)

so...more this?
everything2.com/title/The+way+things+have+always+been+done?
(see: monkeys)
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:25, closed)

Oh wait, hang on.
so this is acceptable but my granny swearing at a nurse isn't? I'm so CONFUSED.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:05, closed)

Hey Janet *waves
look what I found, a nest of rockspiders. But apparently they're totally ok.
They've always talked about fucking kids, and they talk about fucking kids worse elsewhere, so its all ok.
I think I got a bit of 'So. Shut. Right. Up.' as well, but it was written rather tactfully. Possibly years of denial at play there.

Boy, did I feel stupid for mentioning it?!
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:12, closed)

let that be a lesson to you.
question the morals and you'll get bit. they don't like it up 'em.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:46, closed)

I can't imagine whyever not.
It's not like there's any filthy baggage to be ashamed of, is there?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:54, closed)

yes. underage sex jokes are always understandable.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:24, closed)

Are you trying to take the moral high ground?
I don't think you have a leg to stand on.

Cheers
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:13, closed)

Are you calling me a nonce?
wtf?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:22, closed)

I thought that he was inferring...
...that you were Legless.- given the 'leg-less' and "Cheers" comments?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:27, closed)

are you calling him a nonce?
Calm down. We can't hold with vigilantism.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:28, closed)

maybe you should have just fucked off?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:24, closed)

hostility
is hostile.
And pointless.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:02, closed)

it's not hostile
it's just like some advice and shit
because like, you don't have a reason to be here with your "morals" and junk
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:34, closed)

I have to be devoid of all morals to be here?
is racism the only taboo?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:50, closed)

You should probably
read this.
( snee held his breath since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:14, closed)

I'm to use this information
to make a photoshopped picture of a Qotw'er doing nonces.
amirite?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:19, closed)

Go away, please.


Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:19, closed)

that was spiteful, uncalled for, and downright deranged.
actually it wasn't. You're way less venomous than your mortally offended comrades - have you perchance got a new kitten at home?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, closed)

'Am I being less tactless by posting this here, or should I really have gazed him privately about his filthy offensiveness & tactlessness?'
Neither actually.

You should just fuck off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:22, closed)

Captain Placid..
....isn't.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:11, closed)

Is this going to be a new "thing" on B3ta? Posting a QOTW answer about someone else who you happen to dislike or disagree with?

I sincerely hope not.

PS - Fuck off you fucking fucker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:26, closed)

it's not new bro

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:33, closed)

Fucking Hell
I agree with Battered. There's a first

Good man!

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:44, closed)

to be fair, you started it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:16, closed)

hurrrrrrrr!
'fair'. Here?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:47, closed)

i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, closed)

Fucking Hell

I agree with Quentin Oftiweak. There's a first

Good man!

Cheers
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:29, closed)

You're clearly hoping for a certain reaction,
And I suppose congratulations are in order, as you appear to be getting it. But your trolling would be far more advanced if you were a bit more subtle. It's not possible to take your stance seriously when it's less than a week since you happily claimed that calling a black man a nigger wasn't racist.

Back to troll school for you. There are some proper good ones round here if you want to get yourself a mentor.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:30, closed)

if you insist on taking me entirely out of context
then you fully deserve all the butthurt what you am experiencing.
I claimed that the word nigger inherently, of itself, is not racist.

also; your own interest in the mechanics of what constitutes successful 'trolling' is borderline obsessive and probably not-at-all healthy.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)

Once again, you appear to be confusing 'typing a few words onto a screen before going about my day'
with 'giving a flying fuck about you and your half formed, barely comprehensible opinions'.

But good luck to you, enjoy your spot at the centre of your own universe, I'm sure it's lovely.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:48, closed)

I don't care so hard
that I'm going to tell you exactly how much I don't care. Just so you can know that I truly don't care.
I don't care.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:52, closed)

OH YOU CARE.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:22, closed)

He needn't worry.
This is probably all your fault, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:32, closed)

Cheers!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:51, closed)

oh god, AGAIN?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)

^ blatant caring RIGHT HERE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:32, closed)

I was paraphrasing scarpe
damn you.

but thank you for caring enough =)
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:47, closed)

I think we have another Goat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:34, closed)

I was Sammi yesterday.
and also someone else's sock puppet, apparently.
All news to me. And not overly thrilling.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, closed)

You're worse than one of those 'nig-nogs' I've been reading about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:29, closed)

and you, Sir, display the moral integrity of a catholic priest.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:58, closed)

you really are shit at trolling.
you mug You even deleted the thread where mock turtle pawned you as a shit troll yesterday, because you are such a cry baby.

*Professor Kenny Martin is one of the better and more genuine posters on qotw.
( Trollman, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:39, closed)

don't blame me for that. I didn't delete shit.
I was just getting interested in being excitedly shown turtle head's stable of used-out old memes. Like his mum.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:45, closed)

*why don't you just marry him if you love him so much?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)

I want to marry you Janet
I'm sure we'd be very happy together and wouldn't get on each others tits at all
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

stop trying to get on my tits.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:38, closed)

But its fun
boobies are the best things ever
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, closed)

Hang on a minute..
You can't be taking the moral high ground here -

www.b3ta.com/questions/internetmeets/post1398720

You have previous form with 'kiddy fiddler' humour and I quote

" I was a member of a website
populated by the shadiest assortment of basement-dwelling dog-rapists & kiddy-fiddlers... It was a truly magnificent place."

I also don't think you can use the 'It's always done like that' argument either - B3ta is an offensive humour website, a choice is made when you click the URL. Can you draw the line at paedophilia but still make jokes about 3000 being killed in New York? You've signed up and participated so you have to take the rough with the smooth. Nobody finds everything funny here and there's always the ignore button.

The original post was a joke. When Jonathan King posts on here he's told to fuck off. B3ta does have some morals.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:45, closed)

Did I say anywhere that I supported noncery?
Given the current state of this thread, might you not reasonably draw the conclusion that I maybe hunted them and their gutless, predatory apologist toadies, for sport?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:49, closed)

did the original poster?
He made a tasteless joke.
Some other people did too.

Or are you just saying that you're trolling?
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:52, closed)

the tasteless joke was about the sexual humiliation of a child.
Really, what part of that do you not get?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:00, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLvsDjYoYsc
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:12, closed)

I'm not going to watch that.


If you can reciprocate by failing to watch this in return, I will totally not feel validated:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0W4KvDBZc&feature=mr_meh&list=PL630ABBAD79F8CE5E&lf=results_video&playnext=0
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

One of those most popular memes on this site is the September 11th attacks on New York and the premise that it was a giant Hulk Hogan.
I don't think many people think this was an acceptable event but there are many many jokes about it.

Is paedophilia worse than murder?

No.

So why not get morally outraged by that too?
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:15, closed)

why is pedophilia not worse than murder?
is it so you can use it to justify your actions? ie "At least I never murdered nobody?"
You make me do a big sick and someone should set fire to your house.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:20, closed)

or
If you killed someone you could say 'well at least I never nonced a kid up'

Best gobble that sick back up and take down your poster of Peter Sutcliffe.

You missed my point - which was you can't be morally outraged at paedophilia but not murder.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:22, closed)

what?
why? It covers the hole I rage-punched in the wall after someone disagreed with me online.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:25, closed)

You
are worse than Hitler.

Let's get married.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:26, closed)

Oh dear god.
Don't make me side with Gritty, please don't put me in that position.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:27, closed)

I have cake

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, closed)

Fine, but I'm not talking to you while I eat it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:33, closed)

thank fuck

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:56, closed)

I have AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:37, closed)

aids cake
ftw
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:28, closed)

the part where
everyone else thinks its funny and you don't
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:19, closed)

do you seriously think I'm not finding this funny?
really?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:47, closed)

was talking
about the OP but i don't expect you to believe that
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)

believe nothing!

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:49, closed)

As the dullest person on /OT, it gives me no pleasure to say this
Fuck me, you're dull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:06, closed)

were you perhaps going somewhere with this?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:23, closed)

Not really, my point was "I'm dull, you're duller."
That's about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:34, closed)

nah man.
you definitely win.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:50, closed)

scuse me, but i'm after that crown and i've put a lot of effort into it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:17, closed)

THANKS FOR THE MENTION BRO!!!!
Please be my fwend!!!!
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, closed)

would you like a boiled sweet?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, closed)

A word of advice...
Don't post messages about offering boiled sweets. There is a very slight hint at noncedom down that road and this site is chock-full of the kind of twats who are quick to jump on this and get on their high horses/pedestals and slag you off. If this does happen, just ignore them. They're trolls.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:41, closed)

Wahey! I have a van full of puppies, too!
there is a difference between mocking paedophiles and making sexually inappropriate comments about children.

didn't you know that? Oh...wait...no. I guess you didn't =(
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:53, closed)

are
Werthers originals acceptable then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, closed)

I'm not 100% sure,
but I think the werther's are reserved for long afternoons spent looking at locomotives, whereas offering free puppies is clearly a 'boiled sweet' kind of occasion.
It's just basic bloody etiquette, really.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)

Perhaps Werthers
butter candy is only ok if you are trying to nonce the grandkids then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

Ask 'Professor' Kenny Martin
He knows. Oh, he knows all right.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:48, closed)

Putting "Professor" in quotes is really hurtful, you know...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

I'm pretty tactless, you know.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, closed)

Haha :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)

Another disgusting response from you, sir!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

I just can't help myself

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

Well, I shan't be pressing 'Ignore' just so that I can keep an eye on you
for the safety of others. Let that be a lesson to you!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, closed)

you're doing
The Right Thing.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:01, closed)

What if someone posts from Liechtenstein
Where the legal age of consent is 14?

Is it still noncing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:03, closed)

Or Peru
Where the age of consent for girls is 12. The age of consent in the UK has been 16 only since 1885 when it was changed from 13 to cut down on child prostitution. In the scheme of things its not that long ago.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:09, closed)

nonce.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

how can i be a nonce
When i want to marry you Janet? Are you telling me that you are under the age of consent and your many intimate piercings were obtained under false pretences?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:31, closed)

do you like that, baby? do you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:34, closed)

Not if you are under the age of consent
I do have a weakness for piercings though
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:39, closed)

Good morning everybody
Well now I seem to have created a bit of a storm.

I've replied in the original thread, here:

www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1422675
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:47, closed)

Also...
I think it's a bit of a stretch to say I posted "a story involving illegal sexual activity involving a child"...

"A story involving a comment pointing out that I hadn't participated in an illegal sexual activity involving a child" would be more accurate. Not so catchy though, is it? Hmmm, what a conundrum...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)

Won't someone think of the children!!!!!!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:22, closed)

i am

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:17, closed)

Gary Glitter does
regularly while he's pulling the head off it.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, closed)

Paul and I go waaaaay back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:23, closed)

You've sprayed
your wellies silver again haven't you?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:29, closed)

CHILD RAPIST!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:25, closed)

cunt

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:26, closed)

ANDYTHEPIEMAN!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:31, closed)

Ooh HARSH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:33, closed)

I like to maintain my objectivity and moral compass on qotw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)

i was under the impression that
you just liked being annoying
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:38, closed)

so the two are mutually exclusive?
That's pretty fucking offensive, pal.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)

cunt off fucko

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:51, closed)

get cunted
in the fuck
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:52, closed)

That's just gay andy, you stupid fat fuck

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:24, closed)

You sir
are a twat of the first order and i am neither gay, stupid or a fuck. I am fat though
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:32, closed)

POPULAR THREAD IS POPULAR

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:15, closed)

cunt

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, closed)

YES IT IS ISN'T IT

(LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)

Being a reposting cunt, would be pretty tactless, I suppose.
Posting a link to someone else's story, just to whip up the frothing masses, and hound the OP around the board? That's another level.

I appear to have inadvertantly compared you to Dane Bowers. I would apologise, but I think I'll let it stand.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:23, closed)

?
/Looks at Qotw topic. Yes, it is still 'Tactless'.

u mad, bro?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:56, closed)

I think this is less tactless,
and more the sort of cuntish behaviour that gets everyone on this board so worked up.

Me, mad? Nah, I just wanted to join in, and I do so enjoy insulting strangers on the internet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:15, closed)

god
i agree with monster munch. ARMAGEDDON
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:23, closed)

This is the way the world ends:
Not with a bang, but another pointless shitstorm on qotw.

Hmm, not as poetic as I'd hoped.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, closed)

In the event
the world does end it might as well be in a storm of shit
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:44, closed)

beats the telly.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:51, closed)

whats the difference
between X factor and a storm of shit i ask you?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:53, closed)

OH, TOPICAL.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:34, closed)

can't we just
agree on one thing? That Cowell is a shit peddlar
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, closed)

It's quite liberating when you just accept that it happens far more often than you might expect.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:54, closed)

Gosh, this is the closest I've ever come to being popular.
Looks like I won't be needing these razor blades, anymore.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:20, closed)

well
It is Movember
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:32, closed)

Homovember?
*camps it up*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:01, closed)

You're right. There must be a law being broken here, or perhaps we should find out where they live.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:38, closed)

I'll boil up the tar!
/boils tar
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:54, closed)

Why does everyone here love the Prof so much?
Yeah I know some shit things have happened to him, haven't they to us all? (no disrespect to your loss there Kenny.)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:02, closed)

No disrespect taken...
And I don't know the answer to your question.

Maybe it's because I'm just generally a nice, likeable chap?

(apart from the staggering noncery, of course)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:05, closed)

Can't be because you're just "nice".
Some people have claimed to like Shambles. ;)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:09, closed)

Well, I pay them too.
On reflection, it's probably that.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:12, closed)

*Stands with hand held out*
Ready to like.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:29, closed)

that's how they suck you in.
the slippery nonces.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, closed)

Because he's not you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:17, closed)

Bazinga!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:30, closed)

I stuck him on ignore,
as I didn't need to hear about him and his dead girlfriend. Telling him to shut up about it, would have been needlessly hurtful.

I guess bringing this up now is pretty tactless. Do we win?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:31, closed)

Oh come ON
is no one going to touch this?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:02, closed)

is that what your dad used to say?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:22, closed)

Well I was going to but I couldn't think of anything to say...
Besides, he's got me on ignore anyway, so he wouldn't see it
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:47, closed)

Stop.
HAMMERTIME!

Oh, man, I am the height of topical wit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:59, closed)

Having had the experience of meeting not only him, but several other human beings as well I can confirm that the reason is thus:
He's an affable chap with whom I have several shared interests (guitars mostly) and whom I get along with very well.

What exactly were you expecting to hear?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:39, closed)

No, that's about it. Thank you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:31, closed)

boy are you in the wrong place

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:15, closed)

I ENT DONE NUFFINK!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:15, closed)

Good lad.
Keep it up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:20, closed)

i'm so confused by it all, this is a really difficult time for me and i donno why i'm always been bullied

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, closed)

It's because you are a tedious, unfunny bender.

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:29, closed)

Oi Boyce!
Leave my boy alone, he's trying his best, given his problems.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:47, closed)

you were being less than interesting, certainly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:18, closed)

isnt that a worse crime than noncery here?
Down with this sort of thing
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:24, closed)

oh fuck off

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:26, closed)

you do know this one's a girl, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:54, closed)

Quick,
someone pander to her.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:10, closed)

oh wait waht seriously?
Alright Gritty darlin? I'd definitely fuck you if you were 15
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:14, closed)

I would chew you up
and spit you out.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:13, closed)

sounds fun
no swallowing though?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, closed)

spit. I said spit.
you never listen to me.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:33, closed)

I imagine it is difficult to understand what you are saying when
you talk with your mouth full.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:27, closed)

I'd rather someone hum
When they have their mouth full
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:46, closed)

what 'you'd rather'?
or 'when you can afford it'?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:15, closed)

Nah
I am in a long term relationship so never have any money and don't get blow jobs anymore
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:26, closed)

I don't know whether to cry for you
or weep for you.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:04, closed)

Looking into your account,
you freely admit to being Australian. Compared with that, a little low-level teenage tit-spunking is NOTHING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:30, closed)

I'm being racist here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:35, closed)

That's OK, Gritty wouldn't recognise racism if it called her
a good for nothing Kangaroo fucking criminal.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

thought
it was sheep worrying in Oz
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, closed)

No. I probably wouldn't be able to recognise it.
Because it would have to be moving very, very fast.
And I'm quite terrifying IRL.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:42, closed)

For "terrifying"
I just read "fat"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)

nah.
no fat chicks.
don't be offensive. people wont like you.
it's important for everyone to like you.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:55, closed)

Moggy?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, closed)

Hahaha!

(anvil, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, closed)

You two
have ruined the internet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:42, closed)

Success!
I have succeeded where even 'Rude Tube' failed...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)

I'd never stoop so low as to make a negative comparison between yourself and Alex Zane,
but I'm rather glad you did.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:29, closed)

We have a lot in common, Alex and I.
I can't review movies for shit either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:40, closed)

With that much talent,
you should at least get a walk-on in Hollyoaks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:59, closed)

or
a hard on over Hollyoaks
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:42, closed)

Porn,
for the easily aroused.

Long gone are the days when I could knock one out over a copy of Loaded... The internet has ruined wanking.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:58, closed)

Its true
Internet grot has desensitised me to anything but hardcore grumble.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, closed)

lol
cheers for the shout-out.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:35, closed)

nonce!

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:53, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1423157
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:15, closed)

oh no
you wouldn't.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:57, closed)

i totally would, i'd roll up some of your saddlebags and slot mister sausage right up your shitpipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:53, closed)

and then I would tear out your heart and urinate on it.
really, no one wins here.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 5:18, closed)

Except me
I'm bashing one out at the thought...
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, closed)

You're an idiot.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:46, closed)

thank you for that vital input

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, closed)

taht blokes such a prick, hes always advocating paedophilia somewhere

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)

you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)

Why don't you delve into the depths of the QOTW archive, find the sick jokes thread, and have a go at gazzing everyone regarding their filthy offensiveness? It might give you something to do, you poor little autism...
(anvil, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:01, closed)

settle down there.
do you really think that sort of carry-on will serve anyone any good?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, closed)

Am I too late?
This is just like my ex-wife's model for arguing.

1. Take offence at something you have fundamentally misunderstood.
2. Get very angry
3. It doesn't matter that the whole argument is invalid (because you based it on a faulty premise) I'm ANGRY so I will continue for as long as I'm enjoying it.

stage 4 should be where you flounce off and don't talk about it, so carry on.

I know the Prof rather well so I'm going to say you'd be wrong even IF you were right. Which you aren't.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:18, closed)

There's the alternative version,
which involves getting upset on behalf of others who might possibly have misunderstood and been upset by the OP had they seen it, but who didn't actually see it and were thereby deprived of the opportunity to misunderstand and be upset by it in their own right.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)

yes. you're far too late.
furthermore, you have fundamentally misunderstood everything.

I think you should just skip straight to 'stage four' and flounce the fuck off.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:16, closed)

as the Prof has made an appeal for understanding in the original thread
backed up by multiple apologies based on whatever it is you're cross about and a clarification of the facts- which you have accepted- you have no basis on which to carry on being affronted and aggrieved. So why are you, unless it's attention seeking beakering?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 2:28, closed)

"whatever it is you're cross about"
look love, if you don't get it, just say so.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 5:40, closed)

Well, this is certainly a load of old bollocks.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:35, closed)

I have a cousin.
I,m pretty sure no one rembers how this started.
(fujiflid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:38, closed)

"I'm"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:44, closed)

...Spartacus?
...Brian?
...coming out of the closet?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:17, closed)

It's usually the way with these things.
One of them will be getting a UN mandate and invading soon.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:53, closed)

LOL

(LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:05, closed)

Ugh
Quit tattling. Nobody likes a tattletale.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:05, closed)

said the bishop
to the crying altar boy
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:06, closed)

What?
And you're joking about that?
Well this IS fucked up.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:55, closed)

who said I was joking?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:05, closed)

Double standards, m'dear, double standards....

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:58, closed)