I want to punch someone in the face...
...in zero gravity.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:02, 2 replies)

The Bucket List
I, along with some friends, came up with a bucket list of stuff to do in our lives before we were unable to. The usual stuff is on there, like travel and parachute jumps and stuff like that. I'm lucky in that I get to fulfil one of those things this weekend when I get my tongue pierced. Will also be having a chat with the tattoo parlour about possible tatts that I want done. Wish me luck!! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:00, 1 reply)

Sadly mostly unrealistic
Take a flight in a Lancaster Bomber or Lockheed Lightning
( need to overcome my fear of heights and flying first)
Push the button that creates a huge controlled explosion
Invent a machine that records your dreams
Take a wild high speed ride in a cop car with the 2s and blues going (without being arrested)
Shake hands with Christopher Lee
Make Simon Pegg laugh
Watch Yo-Yo-Ma perform Bach Cello Suite No 1 live
Spend at least 3-4 weeks alone in a remote wilderness
Take a road trip along a remote American highway and stop at some scary diners
Stroke a wolf/ tiger/lion
Give Simon Cowell a haircut

pfft i could go on
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:51, 14 replies)

Don't know why, but...
I'd like to see The Titanic on the ocean floor.

I don't particularly like swimming and have no real interest in the ship itself, but there's something hauntingly beautiful about the stillness down there.

Length? 269.1m
( Sculpture of Man Putting a banging donk on it since, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:46, 5 replies)

Er...
... not planning on dying at the moment. Then again, I don't suppose the average bear marks it on the calendar: "loaf of bread, half doz. eggs, order lilies, kick bucket..."
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Go to all the places featured in this vid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4&p=506EE60D39FCB026&playnext=1&index=3
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:30, 1 reply)

I've done a lot of amazing things in my life so far
but all I want is to love and to be loved
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:23, 9 replies)

Sorry, it's not funny
See my child do better than me
(Bitter and Twisted, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:23, 1 reply)

I want to horrify my relatives
My great grandad was a man of few words (mainly yes, no and cup of tea please?) but in the last few months of his life he became more sociable than ever before. Shortly before he died he had some fantastic ramblings.
My personal favourites involved the look of absolute horror on my nans face when he started to describe in detail how she was conceived and when he told us all about Betty . Betty who had a set of pins that ran for miles and who had a pair that "made me feel like I 'ad three legs, they did". Betty who, apparently despite the phone not even ringing, had phoned earlier to invite him for a drink. Betty who it was later discovered didn't actually exist.
I look forward to having a similar effect on my nearest and dearest should I die of old age.
(FootOfTim, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Bucket List
I want to go skydiving, with dolphins.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:02, 5 replies)

Roger McGough summed it up better than I ever could...
"Let me die a youngman's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party

Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death "

No apologies for length.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:58, 3 replies)

I have a long list
But I want the final act to be "shot by a jealous husband of a 20-something when I am in my 80s"
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

ann noreen
widdecombe
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Learn to smell properly

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:43, 3 replies)

Move to South America...
... and become part of a 33-piece Stevie Wonder tribute band.

Bindun?
(Serotonicity was a naughty boy on..., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:33, 4 replies)

EDIT
I would like to avoid EPIC mindpiss with the post just below... Sadly, it seems I will never realise my ambition.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I want to see things you people wouldn't believe.
I want to watch attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I want to watch C-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhäuser Gate.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:24, 3 replies)

I just thought..
I'd quite like to get enough courage up to get my arse over to an old boyfriends pub, and get my scarf back, it's only been there two years odd. It's a bloody aukward place for me to get to without a car etc, but I don't want to involve anyone else, and I'd quite like a go on his body before I cash my chips in, or Dominic West, failing that.
Living on a narrowboat, going to see Uluru and finishing/publishing my book are also on the list, but I'm in a dry spell and I can't think much past that, even if it's a nice scarf.
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:24, 4 replies)

Become immortal.
And young, too.

No point in being immortal if one is plagued with geriatric problems.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:21, 3 replies)

Oh yeah
Shag Jo Guest - although of late, that particular ambition has slipped down the todo list a fair bit.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I'd like to see a man eat his own head.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:44, 2 replies)

lose weight
in fact the doctor says its imperative.
( bane, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Jizz in Liz Hurley's eye

(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:39, 2 replies)

Things to do before I die, No. 27
Your mum.

(bindun?)
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:38, 4 replies)

I'd make a stunning granny.
Sadly, although I had several children of my own this won't be happening. I'll have to get another cat.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:35, 3 replies)

I would like
to see an elephant fly.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:34, 9 replies)

Short list
- Watch Earthrise from the moon, or the sunrise on Mars.
- Have a leisurely, extended sex session. With three women. (Three specific, women, actually, none of them famous.) Oh yeah... in orbit.
- Kitesurf from Lanai harbour across to Molokai.
- Paraglide at least 50 kilometres across country.
- Commit a heinous crime which remains forever unsolved. (There are a few I have in mind, but I won't be specific. You never know who's reading.)
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I would like....
to be able to get rid of my depression once and for all.....

I am thinking of emigrating to somewhere sunnier as I am mostly solar powered and hate these dark months and the SAD that it causes

and I just wish I could lose weight....I do need support but I never get any :(
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:40, 19 replies)

Scream "OH FUCK I'M GOING TO DIE!"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Jump out a plane, without a parachute.

(Kehhlyr unlurked for a few seconds on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:49, 5 replies)