Can you guess what I cooked?

(Fluffster, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:09, archived)

Yes I can.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:09, archived)

OK
Proof please.
(Fluffster, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:10, archived)

Not a chance fucko.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:16, archived)

Fair play.

(Fluffster, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:20, archived)

frosties

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:18, archived)

Is it a cake made from bacon and dog vomit?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)

oh not again
I am not falling for that trick again!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)

the remains of your decomposing mother
in vinegar?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)

baby hedgehog poached in it's own mother's milk
then served as canapes on quills
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)

Poshest Gypsy nibbles EVER.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:50, archived)

Ignoring impotent pleas for attention from other users
Good morning lovely internet, you're looking marvelous today
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 6:43, archived)

This fills me with internet rage
I might follow you around replying to everything you say
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 6:44, archived)

In which case I will fail heroicly to recognise the irony of your actions
Albeit under the grey shadow of autism
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 6:48, archived)

i just farted

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

Starting a new thread is overrated.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)

Starting a new thread looks like fun.
Trying it right here.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)

right, i'm going to bed
then having a shower then going to bed again

i'd like an alarm call please, and some toast
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)

You're going to die in your sleep tonight of Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)

yay!

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

At times like these
I miss the old windows 98 defragmenter.
I could watch that for hours.
( RedStar returneth, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

Boring.
This is a shit rumour.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Emulator?

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)

ashully
the one in windows 3.11 for workgroups was quite good.

in a geeky sort of way.
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

Somebody have a wobble or something.
OR: Shall we start some rumours, like that one about Gonz and Pickle Fairy getting it on (although this may be 100% true, I'm unsure).

Ideas for rumours then?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

Excellent thread!
I have a suggestion, how about, Friz got fired from his job teaching children to sing because he's on the sex offenders register. FANTASTIC!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

They couldn't fit more than one child and his face in the same room
and thus his career was abandoned.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

haha, crikey what a fat face he has.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

I heard Doveston loves cock
LOL.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

Rubbish, try harder.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

i heard that too

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

IT BEGINNNNNNNNNNS.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

It's no secret.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

*Stands in parade being rained upon*

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)

42

( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

Meaning of life, and all that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

it's just a funny number

( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

do you know where your towel is?

( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

you're such a frood

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

a really hoopy
one at that
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

i totally sass you

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

42 two is just a no. humber.
two is doubly so
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

fuck off

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

cock cruncher

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

sounds like a breakfast cereal

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

tasty liscious

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

THEY'RREEE GENITALIA

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

genuine LOL
i have ointment..
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

He's dead you know.
Get over it, cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

really?
I never knew that.

Thank you for enlightening me.
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

Anytime.
I'm well informed.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

informed hung
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

That too.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

it's what you get when you multiply six by nine

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

or take 58 away from 100

( TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

haha :D

( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

to answer the previous question
annoyingly with a new thread... i like them both, so let them live
also i'll construct my sentances however i damn well like
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

But Green Day are well shit, like.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)

ah
but they weren't always
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)

Yes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

I too like them both,
I'm not a big fan of either, but I own a few albums by them and enjoy some of their music.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

Green Day or Blink-182.
Which band would you kill?
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

Can I answer both to this question, as well?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

Yes

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

Then I'll go for both.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

Neither
Just because I don't particularly like their music, it doesn't justify killing them.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

green day of course
then i'd kill the members of s club 7
( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

kill fuck 7 juniors
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)

Surely a better question would be
how do you kill them?
( Tosh and Becks, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

i'd get blink to kill GD in one of their ill hairy arse videos
then feed blink to pirahnas
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

FACT: there has been little or no good music released since 1975

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

What about Bon Jovi?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6280606
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6280608
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6278692
( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5363165
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

i thought thatchers leaving speech
was beautiful
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Calm down grandad.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

Was tubular bells pre or post 1975?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

i'd have them fight each other to the death and then kill the weakened victors

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

i'm off to see my turkish mate in bodrum
she's fine but the locals are all islamic and that
how do i keep safe?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

wear a man united shirt

( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

Rape everyone who looks at you funny.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

while wearing a manure shirt?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

I don't care what you wear.
As long as some raping gets done.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

i'll send you the video's

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Awesome and sexy.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

Family Guy or The Simpsons?
If you're not interested in that, tell me how shit I am.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

You can do both if you want.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Family Guy
The Simpsons has gone on for TOO LONG now!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Too long for what?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

It's just getting old.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

OMG! Things in "getting old due to the passing of time" SHOCK!
Whilst you can still get Homer Simpson socks in Asda, they will carry on making it
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hurhur
Milknosugar is old.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Everyone is old. Relatively speaking.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

We all wear masks.
Metaphorically speaking.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

hehe
love that film
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

me
too!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Sorry kid, the dog went rabid. Had to put him down.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

P-A-R-T
Y? Cause i gotta!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

she is soooo coy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zf_l7Swtw&feature=related
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

must...
buy/download

cannot resist
( weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

I can assure you that defense will not stand up in court.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

That's true
But since when are you prosecuted for being old?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Do you not understand the joke?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Unfortunately, I did the second that I posted that reply.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

She's getting on a bit these days...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

It depends on how close the relative was.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

But relatively speaking, I am less old than you
Oldster.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Congratulations. What do you win?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

The next three days at a desk
:(
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

That's exactly what I meant.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Both.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Simpsons for me.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

I still watch both.
Prefer Family Guy though. The Simpsons just seems to have lost its edge.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

/\ This. Family Guy still has the ability to shock a bit,
Simpsons has lost that but it's still better than most stuff on TV. I also like Futurama.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

I prefer Futurama to The Simpsons.
I can't wait for the new episodes.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

This

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

The main difference between the two is that one is on at teatime / early evening and watched by kids and adults together
and the other is on at 10pm and watched by adults. That allows the material to a bit more edgy, but is traded off against lower ratings.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

I think it should've ended with the film.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

I agree with this.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I honestly thought it would.
Send it out with a bang.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

I've only ever seen a couple of Family Guy episodes
They were OK. I enjoy The Simpsons, but wouldn't set the video recorder for them or anything.

This is a dull answer.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Let's make this interesting.
What WOULD you set the vhs recorder for?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Galaxy High.
Or Sharky And George.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

The crimebusters of the sea?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

The very same.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

Ha! I have a dull answer for that too:
No one, because I no longer have a VHS recorder.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

You're really trying my patience here.
Do you have Sky+?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

oh, this should be good
*eats popcorn*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Alas, I do not

( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

What was that shit thing that was out before Sky+? Tivo or something?
Do you have Tivo? If it is called that. I think it recorded TV.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I thought that was American.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'm just clutching at straws here, Jack.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

She's starting to anger me as well, mind

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

I think I give up to be honest.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

We've got a Sony hard disc recorder and DVD burner
I've never been able to work it out :(
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

I've got the Samsung equivalent of that.
Can't even set the time.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

I've had numerous attempts at trying to work it out
I've re-read the manual and rewired the pile of cables at the back but all I
can record is a blank screen. I'm disappointed in myself because it ought to
be a really useful bit of kit.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

I'm sorry
:(
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

DON'T APOLOGISE TO HIM!!!!!!!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Caps and multiple exclamation marks?
Oh dear. I have irked you. First with my determined dullness, then my misdirected apology.

It is unforgivable.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

I just wanted to know what you'd possibly record if you had use of a VHS recorder/Sky+/Tivo.
:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

*consoling pats*

( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

You've let me down, you've let b3ta down,
but most of all you've let yourself down.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

I can't talk to you
It angers that lovechild person and I can't stand the guilt.

I hope you understand.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

He's an angry man.
But he means well.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

Imagine if you did.
But your only allowed TV shows from the time of VHS.
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hmm, mid 1970s until about 2000
Don't know. The Hitchhiker's Guide TV series? I enjoyed that.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Good choice.
I watched the movie and didn't think much of it.
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

Too much of a love story
Not enough about towels.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

American Dad manages to be vaguely amusing at least once a season
usually
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Family Guy still makes me laugh.

( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

I really hope they cancel Futurama again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

South Park
There I said it.
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

South Park is ace.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

*high fives*

( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

South Park is the tits.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

*fist touch*

( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

The Simpsons
Watching Peter Griffin fall over and go "Ooooooh...ahhhh....ooooh....aaah....ooooh....ahhhh" for 2 minutes is not funny.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

family guy
but thats starting to dry out now too.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

cartoons
get a life
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Family Guy.
American Dad is better though, in my opinion.

'In my opinion', remember that bit.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

I do enjoy a bit of American Dad.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Family Guy
Although both have outstayed their welcome.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

the simpsons stopped being funny about 10 years ago and family guy is much too focused on injokes and fanservice

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

The internet is educational.
Thanks to the internet I learned to spell URL, HTTP and bukkake.

What did the internet teach you?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

kung fu

( scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Evening mister. Just read this on the BBC news.
Fucking hell, how fast was it going?
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Pfft

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

That Ass to Mouth is a whole genre of porn.

( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Do you ever think that in 50 years time our grandchildren, if they ever look up the family history,
may find our b3ta user names and discover what sick fucks we all were?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

O_o

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I stand too close to the Microwave.
I'm not having kids.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I spend too much time on the internet.
I'm also not having kids.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

But at least you can order one from Malawe
Madonna did.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

We'll adopt, it's fine.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I want a yellow baby!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

I'll see what I can find.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

i spent too much time putting my balls on the table and hitting them with a hammer
i'm not having kids
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

This could cause you other medical dificulties
in later life.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'd be very surprised if I have kids
The world is getting more* fucked up. Certainly not the conditions to bring a child up in!

*edit, there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

The thing to do is pick a sport.
1) Start them at an early age
2) make them play it alot
3) ...
4) Profit
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

this
www.b3ta.com/talk/6280402
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Not missing much, really:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6280382
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

right from wrong
the hard way
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

That midgets aren't just circus freaks, they can be pornstars too.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

And deaf girls!

( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

That some men get off on the sight of women revving car engines whilst wearing stillies and a mini-skirt.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yea. We do.
amongst other things.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Pictures or it didn't happen

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm just reading about
steganography. No more poison pen letters for me.
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

We have a fancy printer at work which uses weird wax ink blocks.
And the yellow ink always runs out first, this could explain why.
( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Buy second hand inkjet printers from car boot sales if you are that worried
about the government finding you.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

Some people are so precious about ID cards because of lack of privacy, but carry mobile phones
and use cash/credit cards, which can pinpoint your location easily. The privacy idiots.
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

It's more to do with people demanding that you identify yourself
I know people who wear hats so downward looking cameras can't identify them, fnar fnar
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

YOUR PAPERS

( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

But mobile phones and credit cards have a purpose other than pinpointing your location
Like talking to people and buying stuff.

When I can play solitaire on an ID card I might be interested in getting one.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

There's also the smack in the face that they want to charge you for the privilege

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

I was more intrigued as to where all the yellow ink went.
When the majority of printouts were monochrome.
( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

If he couldn't be bothered to read your last post,
what makes you think he'll read this one?
( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

pfft Good point.
Cheers for the info, I've mailed the blokes I work with that link.
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

This would bug me
Except most of the stuff that I print out is CVs anyway, which have my name and address on anyway.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

How to play the Harmonica.

( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

To get a fucking life.

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

I've always wondered whether or not there would be any furries without the internet.
This could be a deciding factor when we vote on if we should shut the whole thing down.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Im not all that bothered by them
as long as they keep it to themselves and don't try furbumming me I'm all good.

a bit like the religious types really.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm a bit concerned about anyone that wants to fuck an animal.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

i´m great at killing nazi´s or zombies online

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

il
nazi´s or zombies
line

MajQa'!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

you bloody nerd
/company released klingon AV software :P
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

the women on richard bacon's 5live
are cracking me up
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

is there thread deleting antic going on?
anyway, I'm not sure if I'm having a run of bad luck or if my incompetence is finally catching up with me but I'm getting new job vibes

actually, what are vibes? there's a button on most musicy keyboards that says "vibes" but I've never figured it out

there's a spider on my godzilla

and something else, I can't remember, shit, something about drama queens, I used to eb one but i got over it, mostly.


anyone else have the urge to eat their own arm?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

I once ate 75% of my body for a laugh.
Also: Mars Attacks! is on ITV. Fucking score.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

vibrophone

( scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz vibrophone

( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

I have no arms.
I'm typing this with my face.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

You so crazy

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

That's given me a right old headache.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

Tay, tay, tay, tay, t-t-t-tay-tay, tay, tay

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

i have a half-price ticket to one of their gigs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Haha, the joke's on you, on of them's dead!
Hahaha, you've been ripped off!
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

YES!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPmy2fCuTjs
( MrA, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

VIBRATORS!
Love those vibes. In my bum. not really. unless you're offering.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)