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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 5:42, archived)
Easy now
It's still night time here
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 5:53, archived)
How many feet in a yard?
It depends on how many people are standing in it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 6:07, archived)
brb do you have any jokes that are a bit more edgy?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:59, archived)
Why did Bono fall off the stage because he was standing too close to the edge?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)
Timing.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
What kind of cross bunny do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
What did the farmer who was pleased to meet a ewe say when he met a sheep?
Nothing, why would he talk to his animals like some kind of mental
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
trainz lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:00, archived)
nearly my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:21, archived)
Many Happy Returns near your Special Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:41, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:42, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:50, archived)
anyone else got any sweet jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:16, archived)
What's Scrooge's favourite sweet humbugs?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:20, archived)
Timing.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
IDGI

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:33, archived)
you need to open yourself up to new comedy,
i think it's a bit stewart lee that one, difficult to grasp, not our fault, pompous pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:44, archived)
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
you really are the biggest arsehole on earth

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:17, archived)
How do you get down off an elephant?
you don't. You get down off a duck.
(CrassWar, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
no, sorry brb. I offer all apologies. You're the second biggest arsehole on earth.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:20, archived)
haha clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
I'm off to see dan le sac v scroobius pip in a while.
If you see Gonz tell him I'm sending his regards. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
great forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
Definitely in my top fifty.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
I'm not understanding this banter at all mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:28, archived)
A beat combo that was fleetingly popular with the youth back in the naughties.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
i fucking wasnt you wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
Are they still a going concern? Good on 'em.
I find a lot of that beardy bloke's stuff a bit too sincere.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
Haven't seen them for about five years.
I saw dan le sac a few months back with some other collaborators. Looked like he'd picked up a bunch of skagheads from a squat. Quite good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
More like AGE concern?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)
giz a joke then

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:34, archived)
Woh', make sure you tell me what pip's beard tastes like.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
my spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
hot cock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
jumping frog

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:23, archived)
alberts gherkin?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:41, archived)
I don't understand anything anymore

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:03, archived)
you fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, archived)
he is that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
They were on smashing form.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:30, archived)
oh, he's alright them

(maya-lordabryde dying of cancer, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
[c] afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
Please if you see SSG tell him that my new joke book has arrived.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)
I don't know what he looks like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
Shit. Neither do I.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)
He looks LOVELY.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
Tee hee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
How's the cancer of the cough?
We're all very worried about you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)
I'm not. Couldn't give a shit.
I fake concern to keep the flow of the messageboard going.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
Yeah me too haha

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
tad harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:44, archived)
[clock]

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
Whoomp!
There it is.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
Nearly Teatime The LOVELY Doc Pee.
'Noon everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
Are you a Benny tied to a tree?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
not right now, no

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)
I'm gonna drill you, sucker

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
Dendrophobe.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
hey guys, wouldn't it be great if we had a weekly /talk challenge
if only somebody had the time to make it good and organise it
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
Great idea, the doveston!
I don't know why it hasn't been done before
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
you'd have thought somebody might've had this fantastic idea by now

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)
Oh haha guys that's really mature

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
I hear manolith has some spare time on his hands, maybe he could count the clicks and [click]s?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
Compo voting time!
Help us choose the new /talk challenge by voting for one of these suggestions.
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2206416
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
nah, they're all shit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
i hope you lot are ok, it's a bit blowy out there xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
thanks, im not going out today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
nothing new there then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)
Is it just me,
or is this place dead on its arse?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:11, archived)
well, it would be if you stopped etc.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
where is frank anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)
he put everyone on ignore but kept posting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
nice trips

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
everyone has you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
it's just you
all the cool people have ignore2.0'd you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
"cool people"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
I always said this place would be dead on its arse if Frank stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:50, archived)
/talk challenge suggestions
Please post your suggestions here for this week's talk challenge. If you like someone else's suggestion reply with [click]. We can put the top 5 suggestions to a vote later.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
i really don't understand what you want us to do here, or for that mater are trying to do here, would you please stop it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
Not sure anyone's gonna vote for this one but thanks for trying

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
this gets my vote

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
do you understand whats going on ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:02, archived)
nope, i think it's best for everyone if we just ban 2can altogether

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
he dont seem right

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
[click]
...getting the hang of it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:50, archived)
alright benny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)
[c] Stop being a lazy shit and count up the [click]s from last week.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
I'm actually extremely busy, why don't you do it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
OK.
As nominated judge and adjudicator, I hereby declare myself the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
[c] ock

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
[click]
Is this how it works....?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:46, archived)
morning
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:48, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)
Oh shit, it's time to announce this week's compo winner!
It's me, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:48, archived)
Right, everyone pick their top three and I'll gaz rob and tell him what's gonna be in the newsletter
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=c
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:50, archived)
They're all shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:54, archived)
I know :(
Maybe we can just count this week's as a practice one
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:56, archived)
Just pick three and declare baldmonkey the winner

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:08, archived)
what happened to your counting up the replies that said [click] you lazy shit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:49, archived)
[click]

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:12, archived)
Yeah I asked manolith but he doesn't seem to have got round to doing the code for counting them yet the lazy shit

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:37, archived)
this is morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:54, archived)
yarp

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:03, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:28, archived)
i know it's the real you because we are friends xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:35, archived)
I knew I could rely on you, friend

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:37, archived)
morning doves

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:46, archived)
hey hey come out tonight
POP SCENE, ALRIGHT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:56, archived)
backstreet's back alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:16, archived)
morning doves

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:22, archived)
turd

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
Dooves.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
shamboo

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
You know how people that like England or France are called Anglophiles or Francophiles?
Well what would you call someone who really likes children, but in a completely non-sexual, innocent way? Is there another word for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)
no, and with good reason
people who really like children are weird
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
true, I can only just about tolerate my own

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
There's a fine line between wanting to protect them from all the world's danger
and wanting to push them into traffic
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
Wise words, m'man, wise words

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)
You may have a point there
I guess if you like children you should say "I like children" and leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
alright doves sup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)
heard about you having to go to sheffield :(
my thoughts are with you at this difficult time
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)
fa cup tie, what can you do, i'm driving too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:29, archived)
The phones are working
Call the main land, tell them to bring the damn helicopters!
(rizzivision, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 1:05, archived)
righto

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 2:44, archived)
Evening. Just thought I would see what's going on in here tonight!

(Tetracontagon, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
We're having a right old knees up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
Lazy cripple.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
Harsh
You dirty fecker
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 23:44, archived)
im going to sheffield, its a worry

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:57, archived)
Sheffield is a lovely city. I have ridden the entire length of their Supertram network

(Tetracontagon, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
im only going for 90 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 22:07, archived)
You could ride a good portion of it then.

(Tetracontagon, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
Some of us are lurking.
It's hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
how's ssg doing? is he ok?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
Too soon, man

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
4 eva in r harts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
:(
died of being Welsh :(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:38, archived)
It's worse than smallpox cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
Terrible news.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
How long before we can harvest his soul?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
Silly. Only people have souls.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:53, archived)
Don't know who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:44, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
I'm hoping to cheer him up with some quality 1970s joke book jokes but the book I ordered hasn't come yet.
I hope it arrives before he dies. :S
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Jew walk into a bar.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:57, archived)
What nationality was the Jew?
And what religions did the Englishman and Irishman follow?

You've not thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
The Englishman was a Muslim. The Jew was from Cardiff. The Scotch was a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
Oh.
This isn't as fun or interesting as I'd hoped it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
That's probably because you're a racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
What have I missed?
A flounce/suicide/twins?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:07, archived)
probably sad for laudrup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:11, archived)
overachiever

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
Doughnuts are good, aren't they?
You take bread, which is a bit dull, then you deep fry it and dip it in sugar. Two methods with a proven history of food improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
Yes they are a fine food indeed.
Even vegans can enjoy them.

I'm not a vegan.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:29, archived)
I like them fried in beef dripping.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, archived)
I like mine with a kiss.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
Vegans can't see the need to enjoy anything, why else would they sign up for a lifestyle of isolation and misery

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
Some people find sanctimony erotic.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:40, archived)
Only one I knew went off and joined a Buddhist monastery somewhere in deepest Asia.
Haven't heard from him since actually, perhaps they ate him.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
God. Imagine living in a culture of harsh self-denial and then some fat pompous westerner rolls up to play at it.
You'd roast the cunt before he took his German sandals off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)
It's not meat if it's willing, they probably asked him if he was okay leaving everything he knew behind

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
I found this post entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
We have a right laugh here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
some student in the cafe today
was saying that you can't love rice, or water, or bread, or rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)
What is love?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:25, archived)
baby don't hurt me

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
Could you make love to them, though?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
my husband invented Bueno

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
Dunno what that means. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
Deke knows she's the chocolate girl

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
nice night for a wahlk

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
still coughing a bit but i think it might stop by the end of today

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
*crosses fingers for heart*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:29, archived)
do you want me to come round and make you some soup?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
bit late for that don't you think

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
i'll just pour some soup through your letterbox then

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
you have some funny euphemisms

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
you never stick to anything

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
I'm going to bed. Snotted to fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:50, archived)
fucking hell no wonder this country is broken

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
Couldn't sleep.
Might get up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
Anybody know any amusing online games. Bored shitless here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
S'OK. Found a qftwer to upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
Well I fucking hope so
It's not right, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
this seems like a good story to get offended by
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-26021215
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
If I had access to the messages it send I'd definitely change them
"Ha ha wobble wobble fat cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)
The money could just be used more fruitfully AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
they should just lower the minimum wage and remove all benefits
increase the number of people starving
easy
not only cheap but makes you more money
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
privatise the nhs fully and quickly so that
they have to pay for any illness they get once malnourished, quids in
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)
I don't understand why we can't render them down for fuel.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
if we buried food in fields and made them dig up the food in order to eat
that would solve all kind of unemployment/obesity related issues
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
We do bury food in fields. It's called arable farming.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
oh right so explain to me why there are so many obese unemployed people?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
Because we've invented machines that do all the manual labour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
so why don't we make people dig up the food instead?
my argument seems perfectly valid i don't see what your problem is
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
Your argument is sound and you can count on my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
i dont think i want your vote any more

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
Cool. I'll give it to the UKIP chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)
He seems nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
i only like politicians who have been mangled in a plane crash

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
fibs i've seen you with your photos of dianne abbot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
i think she still counts

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
I'm the same with sexual partners.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
When Eric eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs
Eric is Bananaman
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
When Eric Bana eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs
Eric is Banabananaman
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
banabanabanabana batman

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
get well soon SSG,
always in are harts
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
I'm sure going to miss him when he's gone.
For a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
yeah might go either fishing or to buy a fish tank, dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
Pretty sure fishing in a fish tank is cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:06, archived)
fuck your rules

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
like shooting fish in a barrel

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
monks lake are a bit like that to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
I'd prolly try fishing if you could use a shotgun.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
typical yank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
If you don't want to shoot sticklebacks with an Uzi then you're clearly a communist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
Do both?
Go fishing to fill your tank? Old boots look great
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:16, archived)
had to wear a less comfortable pair of boxers today
gonna have to put my comfy boxers in the wash or i might have to start turning them inside out
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
buy more comfy ones

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
Socks and underwear are consumables.
Wear them a couple of times then buy new ones. Life is too short to wear uncomfortable undies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
Wrong reply button, doofus.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
Do you consume a lot of underwear, then?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)
I'm on a y-fronts only diet since Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
you're right, no expense should be spared where my balls are concerned

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)
Wise words, young man. Wise words.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:56, archived)
i've got this pair of superman boxers that feel like someone has their hand around my crotch from behind, like between my legs
and they are pulling at my crotch. i'll probably bin my superman boxers
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)
most of my underwear is now either malaysian or australian
the aussies like tight underwear, i do not
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:28, archived)
They're all flat and polished like an action man.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
Chuck the uncomfortable ones,
buy more comfortable ones?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:31, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)
alright Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
Well this is good, isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
I'd be dead if I posted my arse to a place

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:32, archived)
I'd be an arse if I put a dead plaice on a post

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
I'd be dead if I placed a post up my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
If i could post up my arse i'd be dead

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
It stopped being good in 2003

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:24, archived)
SO DID YOUR FACE
Nah, I'm sure you're very handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:32, archived)

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