Pushing that wizard's sleeve down the board
It is a good day!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:24, archived)

I couldn't agree more, old boy
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:31, archived)

Bollocks

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)

Longbottom

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:54, archived)

Can we make the sun go away?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 6:13, archived)

Good morning
All weather is the same
Alt 6 38 I is feeling rather great
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 6:38, archived)

10:09, its bollocks time!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:09, archived)

Alright Prince Harry

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 7:07, archived)

Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 7:17, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 8:27, archived)

No we can't
And if we could, we would all die.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:33, archived)

That's exactly what Big Photosynthesis wants you to think

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:35, archived)

Bill Gates wants to block out the sun.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:42, archived)

While cackling and wearing an opera cape and twirling his moustaches.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:43, archived)

He’s so wealthy he can afford multiple moustaches

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:52, archived)

And gates.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:06, archived)

He should marry Gates McFadden

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:16, archived)

Yes, then the varying limps she gets after climbing over all his gates would be Gates Gates' gates gaits.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:35, archived)

You really are a fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:11, archived)

Bit mean mate.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:28, archived)

Not nearly mean enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:29, archived)

When he activates your covid microchip you'll transform into a solar panel
and he will sell the electricity back to the grid, or use it to power the matrix, one of those options.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)

Someone needs to explain to him that the simpsons aren't real

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)

That’s just what Anthonyb3ta wants you to think

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:32, archived)

Well we wouldn't know either way, would we?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:49, archived)

I can't finish my pre-breakfast run
There's an awful heat down from the sun
Scorching me from across the sky
I cannot make this sunshine go awy
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:43, archived)

You're a poet, and you didn't even know that you were one.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:44, archived)

It's very important to make things rhyme, and you've achieved that admirably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:09, archived)

He may have his hat on
Or she to be gender non-specific
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)

Non-binary star

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)

The sun is a man, otherwise it'd be called the daughter. This is the radical pride agenda at work trying to trans everything up to and including celestial bodies.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:02, archived)

You weird cunt.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:22, archived)

:(
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:28, archived)

Pot, kettle, black
Klaxon please
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:58, archived)

Just you wait until xey identify as a white dwarf, then we'll see who has the last laugh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)

So what is it?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)

It's it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:15, archived)

you want the sol but you can't have it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)

hahaha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)

alright 'Liverpool'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:29, archived)

Um, we did make it go away

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:56, archived)

fair point

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)

I had a couple of pieces of Turkish Delight which was nice
but the sugar went all over my desk so it was all a bit Scarface in the office.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:32, archived)

Almost there
b3ta.com/links/1603195

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65881813
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:57, archived)

It was only an 'opeless fancy, sang John2.0

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:01, archived)

Listen, do you want to know an rss secret

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)

No, we cannot make the sun go away.
The sun is a massive cunt located at the center of our solar system, and its gravitational pull keeps the planets in orbit around it.
It provides heat, light, and energy essential for life on Earth, booyaka. The sun's presence is fundamental to the functioning of our planet and the entire solar system.
However, we can protect ourselves from the sun's intense whining by using various methods, such as wearing sunscreen, seeking shade, or using protective ears.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:12, archived)

People who've been deaf all their life and have surgery to give them hearing often express surprise that the sun doesn't make noise

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

I've told you that before, ignore me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

It's still true though, right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:11, archived)

It's 37 of 22, arseboon dilbarooooooooooo!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:37, archived)

Posting a picture? STOP!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 1:31, archived)

picture joke
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:12, archived)

fucking hell it's sweltering here despite a torrential downpour earlier
haha, the weather, that's interesting isn't it.

might watch some 'reaction videos' on 'You are the tube' to really amp up the excitement. I watched one by mistake earlier, and some bellend was letting the 'guys' know that Mix Master Mike, multiple championship title winning DJ and in most folks' lists of best ever DJs in hip hop history is 'really good', he doesn't know who he is but he thinks he should definitely check out some more of his stuff. Thanks m8, next time, Caravaggio. 'This guy is quite good at painting guys, he's one to watch!'.

Might rub my own shit in my face - at a rhyme-appropriate time though of course.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:35, archived)

opening wine, at 5:39

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:39, archived)

sounds fine to me
at 19.59 CET
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:59, archived)

He's no David Guetta that's for sure

( $$ ✅, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)

I like his work with the Jive Bunnie's

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:54, archived)

Which now sounds really racist

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)

Les Hemstock is a good personal friend of mine

( $$ ✅, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:56, archived)

You mean the Flog It! composer (additional music)? Please tell him my mum liked that show.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)

I'm flogging it as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:28, archived)

You have to finish before the additional music does
#flogitchallenge
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:45, archived)

I mean who is?
Apart from David Guetta, obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:59, archived)

Leonardo D'Avicii
Talented DJ AND painter
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)

Or Mix Master Magic Michelangelo Myers
Talented DJ AND stripper AND painter AND serial killer
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:39, archived)

AND Austin Powers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 8:33, archived)

American reacts to British money
Tyler Rumple
54K views - 3 months ago
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)

fucking hell
that's beyond shit. I hate everyone involved
( $$ ✅, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

Actual lol

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:11, archived)

Hello Insiders!
This week we talk about why YOUR channel needs React videos, and how adding your stupid gurning face onto every thumbnail will generate those all important clicks.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:11, archived)

I fear for humanity

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)

You should
We are beyond screwed
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)

every refresh brings up another slew of them
I've algorithmed my self into hell I fear
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:18, archived)

I hear that. I've poisoned my spotify recommendations by occasionally searching for the worst music I can think of
When we first got separate accounts my wife and I each made playlists of the worst songs we knew to play to each other, so that really messed it up from the beginning.
Both our lists featured Tony Orlando and Dawn. Mine had that fucking Telephone Man song, so I won, but at great personal cost.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)

Bring Me Edelweiss
speaking of the klf
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:14, archived)

No rain here in the sun-drenched North™️

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)

It's fucking scorching innit bruv

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)

Watch that, who killed the klf , I enjoyed

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)

will do, ta
my brother has lent me Bill Drummond's autobiography which he tells me is excellent, but I'm not in a reading phase at the mo so I've not picked it up yet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)

£3.49 on YouTube, I'm in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:21, archived)

Fuck me can you not stream it, was on sky arts

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:22, archived)

too late, I've committed my £3.49

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:29, archived)

I enjoyed it, and it has the wizard Alan Moore in it

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)

Lovely chap I met him years back at a book signing
He was off it totally either acid or mushrooms
God only knows how he stood there reading out
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:39, archived)

He's probably bang on the mbome now

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 20:10, archived)

Francis Duclair Mbome Mbome, so good they named him twice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)

Some kid near my old house took mbone with his mate, went mad, killed his mate then tried to cut his own throat.
True story.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

Then they all stared at the sun and went blind. Then they jumped off a building because they thought they could fly.
And they give this stuff to children, in playgrounds, on little stickers, with pictures of Spongebob Sparepants on them
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:40, archived)

Nah, this actually happened

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:47, archived)

www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/ryedale/14030610.jailed-drugged-up-killer-sam-donley-stabbed-best-friend-liam-miller-32-times-family-tell-of-heartache-second-victim-says-i-forgive-him/
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 21:53, archived)

Lol, how much did those pair of twats take

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:11, archived)

The first reports of the synthetic drug 25i-NBOMe were in 2003. It causes paranoia, violence, agitation, seizures and hallucinogens

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:28, archived)

b3ta you mean

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:35, archived)

I have had a very nice afternoon thanks for asking
How has your afternoon been?
Ticket boo or not so pucker?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 15:55, archived)

shove it up your cock, it's 4 o'clock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:00, archived)

On it already

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:08, archived)

Shit out your spleen, it's 16:17

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

eat your own poo, it's 4:22

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

Close!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

too slow, Trouse
too slow
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:50, archived)

16:22 your face is poo

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

see you in heaven at 17:11

( MiseryCunt, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:11, archived)

Fuck off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:02, archived)

D*z*r lols

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:08, archived)

I'm hot, my legs hurt and I have to go to work in 25 minutes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)

It is hot here
Uncomfortably so
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)

it's been great
went to meet the MD of this Sicilian firm, they fucking love me (because I'm fucking ace and skill). Could be a fun job I think, I get good vibes from them.

Mrs is about to leave for Australia to go and see her unwell mum, that's fucking wank but very necessary. Highs and lows, ups and downs, you know.

tl;dr you have Downs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)

Alphabet spaghetti sales
Congrats
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:32, archived)

living the dream, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)

Hoose to yirsel
Aw day computer games and yir music as loud as yi want!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)

I'm playing funk 45s at this party on the weekend, so I can fanny aboot getting a set together all week
Or just shove a load of them into a box at the last minute like I always used to do
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:51, archived)

Just take twice as many as you have time to play, job done.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:44, archived)

my 45s box holds 200, I'm sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)

Cocksplat a hen, it's 11:10!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:10, archived)

Mangle your peen, it's 11:14

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)

Ooh, flat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)

Defecate on a whore, it is 12:04.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)

You'd best send mongychops a gaz, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)

Rip moser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:08, archived)

It's a shit business

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:39, archived)

WANKER

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)

Alright Keith Floyd

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:23, archived)

Got a corkscrew?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)

+ it's 11:42

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:42, archived)

A glass more? It's 11:44!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:44, archived)

12:24 another Piat D'Or

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)

Lindup and crew, it's 'leven 42!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)

I arrived too early

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:42, archived)

<s>Lindup</s> Mark King

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:43, archived)

Saw them live, he had a fretboard filled with LEDs for when the lights dimmed
What a wanker
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:46, archived)

Doesn't Squarepusher have a bass with a modified fretboard for triggering effects or something?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:48, archived)

Might do now
Last time I saw him it was all done with pedals and triggers on a laptop
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:55, archived)

and magnets. Fucking, shitty magnets.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)

13:25, magnetic bee hive

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)

poo-pusher, more like

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:28, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=7KGRZuWXVhA&feature=share9
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:45, archived)

Eleven 47
I have decided to pull a sickie
Fuck 'em
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:49, archived)

Aren't you forbidden from initiating a sexual relationship with a patient?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:51, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:52, archived)

Fill up your sock, it's twelve o' clock!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)

Do something obscene with an aardvark's spleen, it's 7:17
-7: +12:
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:17, archived)

Tracks are interrupted by jarring samples of MCs imploring crowds to make some noise, robot voices announcing the producer’s name, the sound of guns reloading and cries of “smoke ’em!”.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:00, archived)

Terrible bullying of Queef. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)

Good to hear that Cliff Richard is moving with the times

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)

13:30 - Cliff gets DIRTY

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:30, archived)

1:36, wired for dicks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:36, archived)

0/7 Holographic Mayall

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)

It's 13:06, with a mouthful of dicks!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:05, archived)

Drive social media engagement for your brand with a picture where you know full fucking well the comment section will become an utter shitstorm within seconds.
m.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=pfbid04T8LFCWCvso1xdSaoRbZC9LXwvioaeNqnWKgJNEVzmZ4M9ATvXfiUzN28AgpJYuZl&id=100064620251962
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

Is this financial abuse?
Exploiting unwilling members of the public with severe mental health issues, to generate revenue for your website.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)

b3ta

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)

-financial abuse? +a workable business model?
Yes, yes it is.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)

Is it possible, as ancient astronaut theorists believe, that aliens +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)

+ asks Elon Musk, owner of Twitter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)

AH FUCK IT, BONUS FESSHOLE
"I manage a girl's football team. They're not
very good and I don't get paid. But I have more
enthusiasm for this bunch of shambolic
13-year-olds than anything I've done in my
entire life. I am a benign dictator in my own
small universe."

What is the point of this anecdote, other than an attempt to justify an enthusiasm for 13 year-old girls?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 15:47, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)

A lot of people think "confession" means "heartwarming anecdote that makes me look cool"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:12, archived)

and they're still catastrophically wrong in every respect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:12, archived)

Well, it's Reddit blackout and Twitter's gone down the drain anyway
so it's back to b3ta!
Who Yay Houla High Cockalorum, how have you been and why ?
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:01, archived)

hello, welcome back, i'm fine but have to go now, cheers

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:07, archived)

Thanks for keeping me updated

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:15, archived)

Hoy de fuck ur yoy?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:16, archived)

Yes.

( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:23, archived)

you have to say African-Americanout these days

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:35, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:40, archived)

THIS IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:42, archived)

I remember when racists were getting upsed that John Boyega was in Star Wars
and at least one news outlet reported that their problem was "an African American character". Seeing as how the actor is from London and the character is from a galaxy far, far away, I'm not quite sure how they came up with that description.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)

All African American characters taste the same

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:52, archived)

People with only a casual understanding of Star Wars and a feeling that all the stormstroopers should be identical clones of the Polynesian guy from Shortland Street.
Thanks, Lucas with your ill-advised shit prequels.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:54, archived)

I've not watched any of it
The "first" three and then the "other" three (maybe. Not even sure I've seen all of those). That'll do fine, story told.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:59, archived)

I also haven't watched any of the Disney ones.

Terminator 3 taught me to be wary about watching modern sequels to things I liked.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:04, archived)

That one looks good compared to everything since.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:09, archived)

He really should have stopped after Empire, left everyone hanging.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:11, archived)

Star Wars was a bit crap tbh
Cowboys in space
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:27, archived)

A kids film about space wizards fighting Nazis.
Thank christ the likes of Rogue One made it clear that this is all Very Serious Entertainment For Adults.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:36, archived)

Americans think "African-American" means "black", and that if you speak Spanish, you must be brown.
Variety got justifiably ribbed a few years ago when they called Anya Taylor-Joy a 'woman of color' because her first language is Spanish, despite her having 100% European ancestry and being literally the palest person who's ever lived.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:36, archived)

Has Sacha Baron Cohen been cancelled yet, by idiots missing the point?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:48, archived)

^ upsed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)

Upside + your head
Stand out from etc
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)

Wee Jimmy Kranky has been arrested and Caligula is dead.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:09, archived)

Berlusoni's Dead (to the tune of Bella Legosi's Dead)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:13, archived)

You seen that live session Trent Reznor did with Pete Murphy?
Their version of Warm Leatherette is brilliant.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:16, archived)

This? Not seen before but it's very good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_kkrdPRrBY
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:39, archived)

Yeah, there's a full session as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)

HERE YE FUCKEN GO
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWX0dw8C3GQGdqK4cYZhHRuYLDmmaBO1B
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:52, archived)

I have been hot
Because it's summer
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)

I'm all against it.
I'm sitting in an office without A/C.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 10:55, archived)

+h

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:01, archived)

Strangely not /ac

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:01, archived)

Strangely not shitting in an office without
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)

Just had to take the new fan back to home bargains
It was missing a piece. New new fan now assembled and cooling me down
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)

Factory thieves
take one piece from each box
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:30, archived)

Morning
Lol it's 6 forty two and I'm having a poo
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 6:42, archived)

lol
it's six fifty two and i'm talking to you
( MiseryCunt, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 6:52, archived)

It's 7.07. Once I farted in Devon.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:07, archived)

No such place sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:09, archived)

You fucking explain Muse then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:12, archived)

Muse are an English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon, formed in 1994. The band consists of Matt Bellamy (lead vocals, guitar, keyboards), Chris Wolstenholme (bass guitar, backing vocals), and Dominic Howard (drums).
Well they are no Coldplay
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:16, archived)

Fucking hell, do we have to?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:55, archived)

No Dexy's Midnight Runners either

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 8:08, archived)

It's 7:55 and I feel half alive

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:55, archived)

7 fifty six
Kicking against the pricks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 7:57, archived)

8:09
Scrote fritters time
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 8:09, archived)

Scrote lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 8:26, archived)

I've heard that that's hard to do

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 9:19, archived)

just rewatching King of Thieves, amazing cast, excellent soundtrack , top notch dialogue
and Jim Broadbent
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 20:34, archived)

I'm rewatching sleeping with the enemy

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 20:47, archived)

I'm rewatching the Rhino Rape series

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 21:23, archived)

I'm in that
True story
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:22, archived)

It’s fucking gash mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 21:30, archived)

ts 'm
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:24, archived)

I'm rewatching all the creeps, so I can tell my stories to the girls back home

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:03, archived)

Hi schunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:21, archived)

The FF have one of the ugliest websites I've ever seen

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:29, archived)

I'm ok with that tbh
I swear down bruv this is the best MCing of all time
youtu.be/n7Usfdv2heA
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:42, archived)

KC and the Sunshine Band breakbeat, although I fear I'm the only poster who cares

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:46, archived)

MC Tunes'zzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:48, archived)

That sounds a bit like Hey can u relate

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:54, archived)

Oh, because it is
www.whosampled.com/KC-%26-the-Sunshine-Band/Let-It-Go-(Part-Two)/sampled/
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:55, archived)

Alright ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:34, archived)

At the end of the text, Paul or the Virgin Mary (depending on the manuscript) manages to persuade God to give everyone in Hell a day off every Sunday.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 22:41, archived)

Well you could at least say thanks.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 23:03, archived)

Thanks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 23:05, archived)

They probably have to spend it praising Him though

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 23:11, archived)

Perhaps it's Them these days

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 23:12, archived)

That's a good point, a new fully inclusive bible version is long overdue
I originally put 'woke' but I'm starting to have a problem with the word, I picture DeSantis every time I see or hear it now
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 23:52, archived)

One that's more in keeping with our modern multifaith society
11. And lo, the Twitch Streamer did declare his religion as Jedi.
12. And LMAO sayeth online the Lord, and yet He did not in fact vocalise.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:00, archived)

17. And Steve did walk upon the waters even as upon the land, for THE LORD had bestowed upon Him a pair of Frostwalker II iron boots

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:12, archived)

bit off topic there but I just updated minecraft, for I am whatever it is that makes me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:24, archived)

Not played since the 360 days but I watch the occasional video

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:27, archived)

It looks very complicated now, hundreds of animals and multicoloured armour

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:40, archived)

Yeah I had a couple years away and only recently went back, it's incredibly complex, I don't think I've explored much new stuff yet.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:47, archived)

Cockweasle had a creative realm at one time, he'd built this astonishing indoor micro-city, it was a huge complex glass construction
I figured it was some kind of reflection of his mind. I was in awe of his originality and creativity to be honest.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:45, archived)

20. Forget not thine Subscribe button press, lest you miss a Commandment.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:26, archived)

+Guys

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:34, archived)

"Well I'm not a candidate" near the beginning, that petulance. And his 'smile'. He must have learned it in Guantanamo I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5nl8plmNlg
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:03, archived)

"He has all the mannerisms of Homelander and it's really disturbing 🤣🤣"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:17, archived)

media.tenor.com/gNVtdIjW3mQAAAAC/terminator-smiling.gif
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:23, archived)

This is my rictus grin!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:24, archived)

There was an excellent show about KLF on sky arts. Brand new apparently, great lads .

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:39, archived)

They rereleased the Chill Out album, but with a bunch of stuff taken out due to licensing restrictions.
It sounds terrible, it's a strange decision.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)

They are indeed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 8:11, archived)

We are a British website and use British spelling and measurement systems, although we try to use plain English and try to be as inclusive as possible for our international visitors.
Whether you're at work, a job seeker, student, teacher or parent, or just interested in developing
your key skills, you will find plenty of information here about essential life skills.
Such as, not being a foreigner.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 1:06, archived)

Fuck a cockatoo, it's 17:52

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:52, archived)

Bugger a boar, it's 18:04

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:04, archived)

Frottage some dikdiks, is quarter past six

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:15, archived)

Mingetits, it’s 18:08

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:08, archived)

^ kiwi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:18, archived)

Polish a shoe it's 20:02

(Martin Anus, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 20:02, archived)

Kiwifarms got shut down I think

( mongychops, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 20:24, archived)

fiddle a porcupine, it's 7.09pm (CET)

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

THIS IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:19, archived)

Shit on a dog's tit's, it's 4:24!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)

All the fours

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)

no, it's 4:48

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)

is it? oh no i'm early for work!

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:40, archived)

Oh do shut up, you prize tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)

ur so jel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:54, archived)

my time is ho99o9

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:38, archived)

17:47 reprezent

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)

Alright Cunts.
Hot innit.

Bring on those thunderstorms wash the mancs away
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:05, archived)

We had a thunderstorm last night
It's still hotter than Satan's ballbag
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:12, archived)

He does maintain a well shorn scrotum, Lucifer

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)

It's breathtaking

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)

It's very hot in hell, singe the pubes right off you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)

Dante describes the central 9th circle of hell as being frozen
so most places on Earth are hotter than hell.

Satan himself is trapped by ice up to his waist, so most things on Earth are considerably hotter than the devil's ballbag.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)

arseboon dilbaro, for example

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:07, archived)

Semen Khaidenko, surely.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:19, archived)

Yeah right Dante you knobber
Screenshot or gtfo
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante%27s_Satan#/media/File:DVinfernoLuciferKingOfHell_m.jpg
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

Oh, it's a thing?
I assumed it was about Roger Waters being a fucking stupid fucking tankie cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:05, archived)

Pink Floyd is nearly always the furthest thing from my mind.
I've Got A Bike is alright.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 19:09, archived)

No thunderstorms here, you scouse wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)

We had one but it was a bit disappointing, hardly saw any lightning and rain wasn't particularly impressive
I blame the government / global warming / lazy youth of today
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)

Failing Biden's weather
What a joke
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:52, archived)

Complete failure to deal with the recent canadian smoke attack, canadia needs to be made to pay

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:58, archived)

How high should the wall be so that air doesn't cross it?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:09, archived)

The Kármán line is at 100km/62miles
if you build the wall 10 miles thick you could build a lot of living space inside it, which would be nice. You could also build a spaceport on top.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:33, archived)

Alright Mohammed bin Salman

(Martin Anus, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:44, archived)

حسنًا

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)

How thick is wall?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:19, archived)

I had to look this up.
I like most of the comedians involved but I could never get into Peep Show. All that staring down the camera just irritated me.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:24, archived)

Yeah man, but it's a dry heat.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:11, archived)

Knock it off, Hudson

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)

Man, this floor is boiling.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:50, archived)

Fry half a city with this weather.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:51, archived)

Whadda ya want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:24, archived)

I don't like this thread

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)

Too brown
*Klaxon*
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)

I don't think we should have to apologize for not liking it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

I'm not the only one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)

Perhaps someday you'll join /links
And your worldview, right-wing will become
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)

I hear they have some good threads on /links these days

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:48, archived)

It's tempting but no, I mean I can be bit of a cunt, but they're intimidatingly good at it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:52, archived)

I am deeply offended by this

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:41, archived)

I don't like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)

Might start a gaz petition to get you forcibly relocated to /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:55, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 7:38, archived)

anything planned today?

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 8:29, archived)

Yeah

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)

good chat

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 8:51, archived)

He is gonna bum a beaver
Hence his new name
Lol bum
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 8:54, archived)

i don't even know who it was before the transition

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)

I thought you predatory paedophiles stuck together?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 9:01, archived)

youtu.be/RhCbjiaszpw
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 9:16, archived)

Am I still you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 10:04, archived)

No, you're me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:06, archived)

Oh yeah, true

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:32, archived)

semen khaidenko

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 9:11, archived)

Trending

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 10:41, archived)

I don't like this thread

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 6:40, archived)

Fuck you, Cunt. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 6:51, archived)

shove a badger up your willy

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 7:01, archived)

Done that. Now what?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 7:04, archived)

set fire to it

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 7:08, archived)

Thats quite warming

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)

Enjoying a peaceful breakfast in the garden

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 9:58, archived)

how delightful

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:39, archived)

I don't like this thread

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)

i don't like big ted

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:39, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 0:11, archived)

Alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 0:12, archived)

alright

( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 0:13, archived)

All good

( mongychops, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 0:39, archived)

Can I just say bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)

do you have the relevant bollifications?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:01, archived)

there's a creature walking on my wall

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:02, archived)

Is it a Budgie?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:14, archived)

dunno. how many mouths have budgies got normally?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:24, archived)

Is it The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:54, archived)

Oh are we doing pub names again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 0:06, archived)

oh
the organ inn?
( MiseryCunt, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 0:09, archived)

As it stands, yes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:14, archived)

I don't know, can you?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:30, archived)

You can also say Can I just say.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:45, archived)

if i'm billy big balls
who are you?
( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 21:06, archived)

None of your fucking business

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 21:29, archived)

Shit off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 22:22, archived)

sounds like you need some bumsex, timothy!

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 22:25, archived)

Someone shoved a pound coin into a dog turd!
I picked it out and am now paranoid someone filmed me doing so... I wonder if I should stop snorting K
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:42, archived)

I’d say it’s a sign you should snort more K

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:45, archived)

Very well then
thanks for the advice
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)

ur welcome m8

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:49, archived)

r welcome m8 fucking stupid fucking cunt
( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 18:08, archived)

K fentanyl
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)

another quid's worth at least

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 15:28, archived)

you probably picked up the turd and left the pound

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)

alright Kwasi Kwarteng

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:56, archived)

just came back to congratulate you
after looking that name up hours later. very funny.
( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 23:04, archived)

I knew it
please delete the footage
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:56, archived)

Never mind that
we need to track down this dog that shits money.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)

I'm not sure I like Veronica Moser's reimagined version of Aesop

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 17:12, archived)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_Puppies
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 20:23, archived)

It was me that mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 18:19, archived)

Fuck off you retard

(sticklebricks, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 18:21, archived)

film yourself sticking the pound up your bum
I'd pay you a quid to watch
( $$ ✅, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 19:19, archived)

double sore nut ring

( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 19:53, archived)

can i do a morning?
pleeeeeaaase
( MiseryCunt, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 11:58, archived)

Too late

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 12:06, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 13:13, archived)

Bloody foreigners

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)

You can do it
Put your back into it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:19, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 7:00, archived)

If you don't fight like hell you're not going to have a Brexit anymore.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)

Has there been a result in the Brexitpoll yet?
I haven't seen today's news yet
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:20, archived)

Woke SNP Elites want to take away your 2016 democratic victory.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:23, archived)

Surely Boris is headed straight to a regular spot on GBeebies.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:24, archived)

Didn't he basically start it at the Telegraph?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:43, archived)

Oh Brexit happened
That'll show Johnny Foreigner
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 9:04, archived)

Fuck you, BUMSEX, TIMOTHY! Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)

morning.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 9:08, archived)

Sunglasses at Night still a banger after 20 years

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 10:05, archived)

Agreed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 10:18, archived)

lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8&ab_channel=CoreyHartVEVO
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 12:01, archived)

Both versions are bangers, correct

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)

Didn't Tiga do a good version back in the electroclash glory days?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 10 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)

That's the version I meant.
He did it with Jori Hulkkonen.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 10 Jun 2023, 13:40, archived)