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Airplane 2 on channel 4. Great comedy. Better than the first in my view.

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mongychops, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)

trying to convince myself that mike tyson might somehow go raging off script and leave jake paul in puddle of his own shit, blood, and teeth
and money, obviously
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:42, archived)

How can they put a 27 year old in the ring with a 58 year old
Not fair is it?
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 8:59, archived)

It is a little bit cold here.
Is it a little bit cold there?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 18:49, archived)

A bit, yes

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)

Yes, a little.

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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:23, archived)

Great stuff guys!

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430970
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 22:32, archived)


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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:16, archived)

This is boring...

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)

SO FUCK OFF THEN!

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:02, archived)

Which regular are you?

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)

New thread just ‘dropped’
Anything exciting planned for the Weeknd?
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:07, archived)

Going to Sorrento

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:17, archived)

Turtle power!

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:57, archived)

Nothing planned as such.
Might bum-burgle a bare-faced go-away bird.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:19, archived)

Same

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:20, archived)

What are the odds, eh?

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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:29, archived)

This weeknd I come immediately, thanks.

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:25, archived)

Hi dear

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:29, archived)

SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)

+K

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)

Did anyone see That's Life last night, that monkey who said sausages when they tortured it, I couldn't stop laughing

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:32, archived)

ah, so THAT'S what Esther Rantzen means when she talks about assisted dying.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)

I liked it when Doc Cox sang a song about wanking monkey torture

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

I liked it when they vox popped Jaz Coleman
torturing a monkey
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)

I don't understand what's so 'wrong' with that sort of entertainment, we could all do with a bloody good laugh, excuse my french

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

pub fighting

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$$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:39, archived)

👍🏻
I hope you win
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:41, archived)

Cheers m8
🏆🏆🏆
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$$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

+e

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)

let's have a good clean fight, keep it short, and curly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:16, archived)

waiting for Paul Hogan to go back to fucken mongrel land and having my house back
Roll on Sunday
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:02, archived)

that's not a house, THIS is a house

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)

Ham? Cheese?

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)

I liked it when he suplexed the Ultimate Warrior or something.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)

Linda Kozlowski's magnificent buttocks

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:58, archived)

don't think it'll still be magnificent 38 years later

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)

You can live in it, but it tastes like shit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:04, archived)

New tattoo tomorrow
Should take 3 hours or so
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:07, archived)

What’s the tattoo of?

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)

a clock

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:18, archived)

Rumpelstiltskin

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:50, archived)

~~Rumpels l kin~~
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)

I have those already

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)

Yeah but have you got tits tattooed on your tits?
Titception, if you will.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)

No, silly
I've got cherries tattooed there
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)

Like these?
b3ta.com/talk/8430655
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:52, archived)

Quite like those, yes
But with leaves at the top of the stem
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)

Might get one of Rumpelstiltskin on my Rumpelforeskin

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:42, archived)

I know he's short, but THAT short?

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430913
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:40, archived)

Why not try a book instead?
You will get a lot more out of a book than staining a part of yourself.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)

I have lots of books

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

Are they all on tattooing?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:46, archived)

No
Mostly Stephen King and Terry Pratchett
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:50, archived)

Well that's obviously where you're going wrong.
Pratchett is just Adams for children and King is just Poe for children.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Both perfect for an idiot hoe with trampstamps.
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)

Bou is that you?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:23, archived)

I've got my 12 year old niece coming to stay.
What do 12 year old girls like? Is it beer and horror films?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)

Horror, yes
But not beer, alcopops are your best bet
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:51, archived)

Spanishfly as far away from them as possible

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:43, archived)

I don't think that's exclusive to 12 year old girls, or to anyone really.
It's universal.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)

Probably washing his trust-me trousers in anticipation

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$$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:34, archived)

I'm going to a fawlty towers themed dinner tonight
I'm going to get souped in a hilarious comedy manner
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)

only £65 a head should be a laugh

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:34, archived)

head soup? disgusting.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:38, archived)

I'd give the crackers a miss

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:01, archived)

^ flowery twat

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)

^farty towel

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)

^ farty towel

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:35, archived)

^ gooch gouda

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

HARRASSMENT

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 21:39, archived)

Morning

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:52, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:52, archived)

I'm happy it's FRIIIIIIIIIDAY!
( I thought thread deleting was frowned upon
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:27, archived)

morning

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:28, archived)

no m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:34, archived)

I’m confused. Are you denying it’s morning?
Or just denying that bpd is your m8?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/kyPp5TM.png
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:51, archived)

Yes

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:04, archived)

Diagnosis Monger

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:19, archived)

MMNNNEURGHHH She Wrote

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:26, archived)

CSI Miamnuggghhh!

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:38, archived)

inspector mnnneuugh

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:44, archived)

Belmerly Hills, 90210

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:45, archived)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0375355/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430835
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 11:25, archived)

do you believe in life after love?

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:24, archived)

fuck off then

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:37, archived)

I hope so
/DJ Format
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:02, archived)

Format is a national treasure

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:42, archived)

so that's what D J stands for

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:38, archived)

Proper trolling from the onion today. That's how you do it .

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mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:03, archived)

i can't stand vegetables
there's never fucking anywhere to park
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:11, archived)

mike tyson is doing another fist boppathon at 50
god bless his cotton socks
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:16, archived)

he'll need to go back in time 8 years
his opponent will probably still be in school
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:08, archived)

had to look it up, fucking lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:03, archived)

Proper lulz

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mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:46, archived)

Cheers mongy, that's a good start to my day

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:05, archived)

www.discogs.com/artist/157402-Spunkadelic
(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:41, archived)

www.discogs.com/artist/5636638-Joe-Jizzy-Blow-Lomax
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:03, archived)

Does anyone know how to get monkey torture stains out of a leather jerkin?
"At Tyson® Brand, we're committed to giving you quality chicken and a variety of ways to enjoy it. More to love."
"At Tyson Foods, we are more than chicken. We're protein leaders. Food innovators who thrive at the intersection of opportunity and capability."
The intersection of chicken and chicken. Chickentersection.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 0:36, archived)

Thanks. I'll be singing that all day now.

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:11, archived)

No matter how hard I try

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:43, archived)

I've just realised nobody said "Diamongs Are Forever" the other day.
You lot should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:28, archived)

Where?

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:35, archived)

My hilarious thread the other day about the disabled guy claiming to be James Bond.
It mysteriously seems to have vanished.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:47, archived)

search is broken
again
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:16, archived)

Maybe it was a subthread of something I deleted
🙀
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:17, archived)

It wasn't.

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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)

James Belmed

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:47, archived)

Mong And Let Mong

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:48, archived)

The Spaz Who Loved Me
Me Brie
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:54, archived)

From Mongolia with Knobs On

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:18, archived)

Live And Let Mneurghhhhh!

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:18, archived)

Octo-shortbussy

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)

I SAID DIAMONGS AFFOGATO WHICH WAS FUNNIER BECAUSE IT HAD A COFFEE PUN AS WELL AND NO-ONE ACKNOWLEDGED MY GENIUS
but I'm not bitter or anything
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)

Sorry Aardy, I did search for "diamongs" but search has let me down, seemingly.

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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

Don't worry, it's fine really.
I hate you Mr.Tea
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

Did anyone say thunderbelm?

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:43, archived)

Oh, probably.

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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:47, archived)

I am, daily

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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:45, archived)

chin up, buttercup

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:44, archived)

I missed that, I trust we had Spacker for Spectre

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:56, archived)

I think it was Spectrum

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)

~~I've just realised nobody said "Diamongs Are Forever" the other day.~~
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:36, archived)

Yes brb everyone is terrible except you.

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

Who are you?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)

Sylvia

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:09, archived)

If that's true
then congratulations, you've created so many alts and changed your name so regularly that I don't believe anyone calling themselves Bou is really you any more.

Your argument/personal attack is very boring.

You should stop trying to talk to me; I'm not going to get any friendlier than this.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:06, archived)

I don't expect you to be friendly
You've thrown me under the bus a few times even though I didn't do the same to you.
You're not honorable.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:28, archived)

Dishonourable now, eh.
You're apparently telling me I'm not adherent to moral principles, but you're a fucking racist, a fascist, an attempted doxxer, an attention starved nutcase who admits they're addicted to 'drama' (trolling).

There is no bus. I have pointed out things you have said and done, for which you have no defence. When you try to turn the tables on me you have literally nothing to work with. When you accuse me of what you're guilty of it is transparently obvious that you're being cynical and dishonest.

Now please fuck off.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:07, archived)

Shame is for those who give a fuck

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

Yes.
I wholeheartedly agree.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)

Lol upset

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)

It's been a while since a non-deplorable started a thread.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)

Yet to be an unbroken trend.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)

lol

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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:28, archived)

You call that a thread? THIS is a thread. *points to penis*

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)

You've got spaghetti in your boxers again

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)

Fuck off brb

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:15, archived)

hi again cunt's
just had this message from a job applicant:

'Hi dear, I am saddam Hossain, I am hardworking, energetic, enthusiastic, proactive and dedicated person, I can work in any fast paced environment, If you want I can come immediately, thanks.'

lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)

He can probably help you invade Kowait.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:39, archived)

Hobbies include: hide and seek.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)

please don't dox me

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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)

*comes immediately*

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)

Weirdo...

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)

RIP my inbox

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

No real dictators plz

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:51, archived)

Hi dear.

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)

*comes immediately*

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)

oh..

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:56, archived)

lol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)

So do I have the job or not?

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)

Listen m8, this is going to be a bit awkward but I don't have any choice
We've all been chatting about you 'behind the scenes', and we're all in agreement; it's fallen to me to say this which I'm really not happy about, but someone has to, so it might as well come from me:

smegging smeggy smeg you smegger
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)

Hello Saddam

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)

holy shit
the onion has bought infowars.com, I thought it was a joke.
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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)

It's going to be fucking hilarious

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)

they can just repost all its old articles

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)

it should just be that clip of alex jones taking a chug of the powdered bone drink he was touting, which he then threw up into his own mouth and swallowed back down again

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:06, archived)

lol
In a rambling video message posted Thursday morning, Jones called the takeover a “total attack on free speech”.

“I don’t know what’s going to happen but I’m going to be here until they come in and turn the lights off.”
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)

Sounds like he lost the info war.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)

It's become almost impossible to spot satire now.
The world is over.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:15, archived)

"We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website"
b3ta, they don’t mean
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)

You fucking funny fucking stupid

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:35, archived)

hi cunt's
I lost my wallet last night but incredibly someone handed it in the restaurant where I left it. Bit of a result.

Had any bits of a result l8ley?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:49, archived)

I found a wallet in a restaurant last night and managed to clone all the cards in it.
Then I handed it back in, so the poor sucker won't suspect anything's wrong until I've already drained his accounts dry.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:54, archived)

no way lol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:58, archived)

-account +ball

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:00, archived)

Owned the libs by voting for Trump
#MAGA
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:58, archived)

Libtardia is finished #MAGA

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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)

Finally we can build that wall
#MAGA
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:16, archived)

Nothin'

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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:02, archived)

Erm. Will have to think about it.
nothing as exciting as someone finding your wallet and handing it in.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:07, archived)

Got 30days free monkey torture code

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mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)

get in

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:17, archived)

Them's not real monkey
they're just Roombas with furbies glued to the top.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:37, archived)

Furbies are fucking demonic

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:57, archived)

Got a free ride to work yesterday

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430814
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)

Alright Ian

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)

Hello Sam

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)

Hi

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)

morning

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 8:41, archived)

Fuck you Bpd Fuck you
/mr horrible
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:00, archived)

Needy morning post

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:16, archived)

Lucky you came here to get validation then!
That's what /talk excels at.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:39, archived)

You're great and I like you

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:41, archived)

Cheryl Needy

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:24, archived)

sweaty tits

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:55, archived)

t r i wa
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 10:04, archived)

checks out

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)

naedo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 10:29, archived)

the global monkey torture network is now online

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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 10:54, archived)

I hope all those bastards suffer in hell for for doing that to the monkeys
Fucking bastard bitches
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 11:08, archived)

Is there anyone still here who is not a needy wanker? Obviously my decision is final . Bou, misery cunt don't apply

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:51, archived)

I've just got some herb in, did the food shopping at the weekend, that's my immediate needs sorted

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:52, archived)

Go you champ. Have a bowl

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:43, archived)

fresh basil's nice although I usually just go for the dried 'mixed italien herbs'

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:15, archived)

all that immigrant stuff is being cleared from the shelves now

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:45, archived)

Just been reading about a 'global monkey torture network'

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$$ ✅, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:59, archived)

they took their typewriters away

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:03, archived)

it's all ipads now

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$$ ✅, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:24, archived)

The i's always have it.

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:47, archived)

infinite autocorrect is going to speed up getting macbeth written

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:06, archived)

~~reading about~~ setting up
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:14, archived)

heroes in a half shell

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:30, archived)

I don't think I like this latest Alam Partridge reboot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:38, archived)

Harambe Partridge

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:00, archived)

That monkey torture case in the UK the other year put me right off monkey torture. Learnt my lessons

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:41, archived)

There are times when even I have questioned my faith in monkey torture
you'll come back around to it soon.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 23:06, archived)

Thank you for your reassurance, means a lot

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 23:16, archived)

It's a slippery slope.
What might seem like just a bit of innocent monkey torture can quickly lead to child torture and then full grown human adult torture.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:13, archived)

and then there are the downsides...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:44, archived)

I'd always class myself as one of those,
the moment you don't is the moment you truly become one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:39, archived)

You failed in replying to a needy spastic here...
Insert coin?
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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:42, archived)

TAKE MY MONEY, VALIDATE ME NOW PLEASE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:44, archived)

Would you like to upgrade this for 100 mongy coins ?

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:46, archived)

I don't even have a portfolio :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:53, archived)

Just press reset. like club Tropicana mongy coins are free

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mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:57, archived)

I don't do crypto any more, not after those FBI pricks confiscated all of my hard mined bitcoins.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)

you need a pair of blockchain cutters

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:47, archived)

~~ALID~~ IOL
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:16, archived)

you sat that like there's any difference

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:03, archived)

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:03, archived)

Maybe we all are

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 7:09, archived)

enough about that bollocks
i've run out of beer already so i am going to eat: pea and ham soup WITH sausages in AND with chicken noodles in AND WITH a poached egg in and if it's shit i will save face by lying and telling you all my experiment failed successfully
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

i had a sausage and bacon bap this morning with mushrooms and a coffee and it was NINE POUNDS NINETY FIVE
i genuinely feel like a rape victim. as opposed to normally just feeling rape victims. NO YOU SHUT UP.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

sounds great
I'm having a tin of soup :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

virtually all tins of soup can be mealified by adding chicken flavoured noodles
i'm just expanding on that tonight.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

also APPARENTLY if you 3/4 fill a cup with boiling water and crack an egg into it, then put in microwave for 1min you have perfect poached egg
trying that tonight. must work youtube told me it's brill.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

I prefer a fried egg if I'm honest

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:50, archived)

fuck off then
it works btw. pour boiling water in cup, crack egg into it, microwave for 1min.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

you missed out a stage, the bit where you lower your standards and decide to eat any old shite

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:57, archived)

~~an egg~~ one out
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:10, archived)

i really like carrot and coriander with chicken noodles
you're welcome. unless you hate it.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:14, archived)

sounds good, might give it a try next time

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

i have yet to find a can of soup that you can't throw chicken noodles into and it's fine

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

even works with chicken noodle soup

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)

pea and ham soup with sausages and chicken noodles with an egg in is very nice
i'm stuffed
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)

I'm having gyozas
But not for about an hour
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)

is that a pokemon?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:32, archived)

not for about an hour, can't you read?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:50, archived)

almost everything you never gave a shit about magpie territories

Territory defense
Both adult and year-old magpies defend their territories in the spring. In some areas, nearly half of the magpie population in the spring are non-breeders, and their strong competitiveness may be the cause of increased mortality.

Territory occupation
Magpies can occupy the same territory for their entire lives, sometimes for up to 20 years. They can be very territorial, even in small areas, such as a couple of hectares in the city.
Territory resolution
In the spring, large numbers of magpies gather to resolve territorial conflicts and social standing.

Magpies are also known to be very smart and can recognize people's faces for many years. Some magpies may swoop at people who have previously threatened them. However, magpies can also form friendships with people, and may show signs such as: Trusting people by introducing their offspring, Allowing their chicks to play near people, Approaching or roosting near a human, and Joining in human activity.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)

alright ‘The Threadstomper’

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

i apologise for nothing!

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:43, archived)

I’m deeply offended, hope you know that

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:45, archived)

no regerts!

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:46, archived)

No Egrets

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:47, archived)

SQWARK!!!

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)

*messes up your pots and pans*

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:54, archived)

ten four good buddy

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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:55, archived)

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