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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 8:10, archived)
Morning BPD

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 8:20, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11413036
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 8:35, archived)
woteva

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:30, archived)
Innit tho

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:39, archived)
alrite bs
Up all night or been a good boy?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:46, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:38, archived)
alright mc, yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)
thanks for clarifying

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:10, archived)
It’s always morning here.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:47, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 10:50, archived)
Got the house all to myself at last, lovely stuff
That was something of an ordeal
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:12, archived)
said the family annihilator

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:13, archived)
they had it coming to them m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)
they all do m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:33, archived)
Is that a new brand of dildo?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 11:50, archived)
oh god i hope not

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)
yeah it's the new one in the Fred & Rose collection, people are raving about it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:22, archived)
i thought they bulldozed that factory

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)
i heard posting top level comments is only for needy wankers these days, father

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:04, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:27, archived)
Careful now

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:11, archived)
I've never been careful before

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
I've always been told if you can't be good, be careful
I prefer to be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:57, archived)
Being carefully bad sounds too much like hard work.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)
It's easy if you're fucked up enough

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 22:01, archived)
Right-o, I’ll work on that then.
Any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 22:56, archived)
Morning
I've tried but I can't sleep anymore.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:46, archived)
i slept for 3 hours
Was wide awake for 3 hours according to my watch
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:04, archived)
That sucks lumpy chunks

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)
The way we post here, as considered by Aardvark, UK
When you make a new post, it clearly says that the bold bit above is for the subject of the message. The bigger box is for the actual content of the message. Should we be doing it differently? How do we feel about using the bold bit just for a message subject from now on?

Should I just shove it up my arse and fuck off rather than trying to effect change?

Lots of love, or LOL for short, Aardvark

Alt: what’s the last thing that went up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8431003
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:33, archived)
Must be rump steak then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:41, archived)
👏
Well done
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:55, archived)
that would be the finger, then the hand, then the entire upper arm of an overly enthusiastic proctologist, at least that's how I remember it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)
This is not your sex-dream journal, pls stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:45, archived)
I don't remember saying all of that at the time, but the last two words are ringing a bell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)
Sleepover at 2 Can’s again?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)
Dr. Aptudi Elboe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)
Don’t stop, I’m fully turgid.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:54, archived)
-turgid +torpid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)
I don't need no stinking formatting rules.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:49, archived)
Fair enough. It was worth checking though.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:56, archived)
it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
My finger, curse this itchy hoop of mine

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:53, archived)
been broke a thousand times
oh come on this is quality
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)
Quiet you, or I’ll dox you.
I know you’re a Chinese-Jamaican lesbian called Bernard who lives in Swindon and wears Crocs.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)
I replied to the wrong post.
Just imagine this was a reply to your other post. Also please imagine it was funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:28, archived)
the Crocs thing is very hurtful

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:30, archived)
Stop wearing them, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:55, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:22, archived)
You had bollocks up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:54, archived)
it's ok they weren't mine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:56, archived)
Lol, Bou deleted her confession about getting bummed.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:52, archived)
Did she also reply to herself with several different accounts and pretend they were all different people?
Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:57, archived)
Not this time, that I could see.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)
She deleted her reply to me but thankfully nothing of value was lost

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:06, archived)

reply to me self
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:20, archived)
🤞

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)
WHAT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:38, archived)
You heard me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:12, archived)
It's a bit personal for a messageboard don't you think?

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:52, archived)
Nearly my whole hand.
Codeine gives me constipation like C40 concrete. Need to get up, in, and behind it to break small pieces off.

See my OF page for more details.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:38, archived)
Alright, MGT.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:29, archived)
Some of the small pieces are about the size of a short egg.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:32, archived)
iunderstoodthatreference.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:43, archived)
Hullo spacker's
I'm off to lunch at London's oldest restaurant today, shove *that* up your fucking arse
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)
I cannot fit any restaurant up my arse, Queef's.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:46, archived)
that's not what it says on the bog wall of my local m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:54, archived)
'Dave Trouser can fit Quaglino's up his arse, easy peasy' it says

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, archived)
This is clearly Fake News.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:46, archived)
Quaglino's favours a glamorous dress code. We do not recommend sportswear, track suits, or anything that may cause offence to others.
Then you stick a portion of burned animal corpse into a hole in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:06, archived)
+ or you get the hose again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:35, archived)
it puts the bread rolls in the basket

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:03, archived)
Coincidentally that’s what they do to the steaks to get them nice and tender
Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)
it's that one neat trick that chefs don't want you to know

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:56, archived)
Culinarians HATE him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:36, archived)

A culinarian is a cook or chef, someone who is skilled in the art of cooking. Synonyms of culinarian include cook and chef.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)
I have a biting fetish

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:56, archived)
that's nice dear

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)

that's nice Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)
can you go have it over there i don't like it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:05, archived)
You love it
You slag
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:20, archived)
That Rules!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:10, archived)
I don't get it, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, archived)
I'm going all in, ludicrous cocktails, grouse, cheese board, dessert wine, the fucking lot
might treat myself to some light gout afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)
braw!
have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:13, archived)
I've been there, it was lush.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:05, archived)
Norfolk's youngest butcher.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:34, archived)
HELLO ALAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:47, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 5:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 6:00, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 6:03, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 7:04, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 7:42, archived)
Not me
Good morning!
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 8:59, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)
😙

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:10, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:09, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:21, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:28, archived)
EGOSTRÖM

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)
WERNSTROM!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:59, archived)
I've got tenure

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)
Airplane 2 on channel 4. Great comedy. Better than the first in my view.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)
trying to convince myself that mike tyson might somehow go raging off script and leave jake paul in puddle of his own shit, blood, and teeth
and money, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:42, archived)
How can they put a 27 year old in the ring with a 58 year old
Not fair is it?
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 8:59, archived)
It is a little bit cold here.
Is it a little bit cold there?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 18:49, archived)
A bit, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
Yes, a little.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:23, archived)
Great stuff guys!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 20:50, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430970
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 22:32, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 0:16, archived)
This is boring...

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)
SO FUCK OFF THEN!

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:02, archived)
Which regular are you?

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 9:01, archived)
New thread just ‘dropped’
Anything exciting planned for the Weeknd?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:07, archived)
Going to Sorrento

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:17, archived)
Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:57, archived)
Nothing planned as such.
Might bum-burgle a bare-faced go-away bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:19, archived)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:20, archived)
What are the odds, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:29, archived)
This weeknd I come immediately, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:25, archived)
Hi dear

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:29, archived)
SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)
+K

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)
Did anyone see That's Life last night, that monkey who said sausages when they tortured it, I couldn't stop laughing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:32, archived)
ah, so THAT'S what Esther Rantzen means when she talks about assisted dying.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)
I liked it when Doc Cox sang a song about wanking monkey torture

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)
I liked it when they vox popped Jaz Coleman
torturing a monkey
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)
I don't understand what's so 'wrong' with that sort of entertainment, we could all do with a bloody good laugh, excuse my french

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)
pub fighting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:39, archived)
👍🏻
I hope you win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:41, archived)
Cheers m8
🏆🏆🏆
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)
let's have a good clean fight, keep it short, and curly.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:16, archived)
waiting for Paul Hogan to go back to fucken mongrel land and having my house back
Roll on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:02, archived)
that's not a house, THIS is a house

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)
Ham? Cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)
I liked it when he suplexed the Ultimate Warrior or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)
Linda Kozlowski's magnificent buttocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:58, archived)
don't think it'll still be magnificent 38 years later

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)
You can live in it, but it tastes like shit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:04, archived)
New tattoo tomorrow
Should take 3 hours or so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:07, archived)
What’s the tattoo of?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)
a clock

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:18, archived)
Rumpelstiltskin

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:50, archived)

Rumpels l kin
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)
I have those already

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)
Yeah but have you got tits tattooed on your tits?
Titception, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)
No, silly
I've got cherries tattooed there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
Like these?
b3ta.com/talk/8430655
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:52, archived)
Quite like those, yes
But with leaves at the top of the stem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)
Might get one of Rumpelstiltskin on my Rumpelforeskin

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:42, archived)
I know he's short, but THAT short?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430913
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:40, archived)
Why not try a book instead?
You will get a lot more out of a book than staining a part of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)
I have lots of books

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)
Are they all on tattooing?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:46, archived)
No
Mostly Stephen King and Terry Pratchett
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:50, archived)
Well that's obviously where you're going wrong.
Pratchett is just Adams for children and King is just Poe for children.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)
Hahahahahaha!
Both perfect for an idiot hoe with trampstamps.
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)
Bou is that you?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:23, archived)
I've got my 12 year old niece coming to stay.
What do 12 year old girls like? Is it beer and horror films?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)
Horror, yes
But not beer, alcopops are your best bet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:51, archived)
Spanishfly as far away from them as possible

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:43, archived)
I don't think that's exclusive to 12 year old girls, or to anyone really.
It's universal.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)
Probably washing his trust-me trousers in anticipation

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:34, archived)
I'm going to a fawlty towers themed dinner tonight
I'm going to get souped in a hilarious comedy manner
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)
only £65 a head should be a laugh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:34, archived)
head soup? disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:38, archived)
I'd give the crackers a miss

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:01, archived)
^ flowery twat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)
^farty towel

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)
^ farty towel

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:35, archived)
^ gooch gouda

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)
HARRASSMENT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 21:39, archived)
Morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:52, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:52, archived)
I'm happy it's FRIIIIIIIIIDAY!
( I thought thread deleting was frowned upon
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:28, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:34, archived)
I’m confused. Are you denying it’s morning?
Or just denying that bpd is your m8?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/kyPp5TM.png
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 9:51, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:04, archived)
Diagnosis Monger

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:19, archived)
MMNNNEURGHHH She Wrote

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:26, archived)
CSI Miamnuggghhh!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:38, archived)
inspector mnnneuugh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:44, archived)
Belmerly Hills, 90210

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:45, archived)

m.imdb.com/title/tt0375355/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430835
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 11:25, archived)
do you believe in life after love?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:24, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:37, archived)
I hope so
/DJ Format
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:02, archived)
Format is a national treasure

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:42, archived)
so that's what D J stands for

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:38, archived)
Proper trolling from the onion today. That's how you do it .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:03, archived)
i can't stand vegetables
there's never fucking anywhere to park
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:11, archived)
mike tyson is doing another fist boppathon at 50
god bless his cotton socks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:16, archived)
he'll need to go back in time 8 years
his opponent will probably still be in school
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:08, archived)
had to look it up, fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:03, archived)
Proper lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:46, archived)
Cheers mongy, that's a good start to my day

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:05, archived)

www.discogs.com/artist/157402-Spunkadelic
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:41, archived)

www.discogs.com/artist/5636638-Joe-Jizzy-Blow-Lomax
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:03, archived)
Does anyone know how to get monkey torture stains out of a leather jerkin?
"At Tyson® Brand, we're committed to giving you quality chicken and a variety of ways to enjoy it. More to love."
"At Tyson Foods, we are more than chicken. We're protein leaders. Food innovators who thrive at the intersection of opportunity and capability."
The intersection of chicken and chicken. Chickentersection.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 0:36, archived)
Thanks. I'll be singing that all day now.

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:11, archived)
No matter how hard I try

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:43, archived)
I've just realised nobody said "Diamongs Are Forever" the other day.
You lot should be ashamed of yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:28, archived)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:35, archived)
My hilarious thread the other day about the disabled guy claiming to be James Bond.
It mysteriously seems to have vanished.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:47, archived)
search is broken
again
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:16, archived)
Maybe it was a subthread of something I deleted
🙀
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:17, archived)
It wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)
James Belmed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:47, archived)
Mong And Let Mong

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:48, archived)
The Spaz Who Loved Me
Me Brie
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:54, archived)
From Mongolia with Knobs On

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:18, archived)
Live And Let Mneurghhhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 10:18, archived)
Octo-shortbussy

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)
I SAID DIAMONGS AFFOGATO WHICH WAS FUNNIER BECAUSE IT HAD A COFFEE PUN AS WELL AND NO-ONE ACKNOWLEDGED MY GENIUS
but I'm not bitter or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)
Sorry Aardy, I did search for "diamongs" but search has let me down, seemingly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)
Don't worry, it's fine really.
I hate you Mr.Tea
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)
Did anyone say thunderbelm?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:43, archived)
Oh, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:47, archived)
I am, daily

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:45, archived)
chin up, buttercup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 20:44, archived)
I missed that, I trust we had Spacker for Spectre

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:56, archived)
I think it was Spectrum

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)

I've just realised nobody said "Diamongs Are Forever" the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:36, archived)
Yes brb everyone is terrible except you.

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)
Sylvia

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 8:09, archived)
If that's true
then congratulations, you've created so many alts and changed your name so regularly that I don't believe anyone calling themselves Bou is really you any more.

Your argument/personal attack is very boring.

You should stop trying to talk to me; I'm not going to get any friendlier than this.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:06, archived)
I don't expect you to be friendly
You've thrown me under the bus a few times even though I didn't do the same to you.
You're not honorable.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:28, archived)
Dishonourable now, eh.
You're apparently telling me I'm not adherent to moral principles, but you're a fucking racist, a fascist, an attempted doxxer, an attention starved nutcase who admits they're addicted to 'drama' (trolling).

There is no bus. I have pointed out things you have said and done, for which you have no defence. When you try to turn the tables on me you have literally nothing to work with. When you accuse me of what you're guilty of it is transparently obvious that you're being cynical and dishonest.

Now please fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:07, archived)
Shame is for those who give a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)
Yes.
I wholeheartedly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)
Lol upset

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)
It's been a while since a non-deplorable started a thread.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)
Yet to be an unbroken trend.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:28, archived)
You call that a thread? THIS is a thread. *points to penis*

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)
You've got spaghetti in your boxers again

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)
Fuck off brb

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 17:15, archived)
hi again cunt's
just had this message from a job applicant:

'Hi dear, I am saddam Hossain, I am hardworking, energetic, enthusiastic, proactive and dedicated person, I can work in any fast paced environment, If you want I can come immediately, thanks.'

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)
He can probably help you invade Kowait.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:39, archived)
Hobbies include: hide and seek.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
please don't dox me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
*comes immediately*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)
Weirdo...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
RIP my inbox

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)
No real dictators plz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:51, archived)
Hi dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)
*comes immediately*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
oh..

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)
So do I have the job or not?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)
Listen m8, this is going to be a bit awkward but I don't have any choice
We've all been chatting about you 'behind the scenes', and we're all in agreement; it's fallen to me to say this which I'm really not happy about, but someone has to, so it might as well come from me:

smegging smeggy smeg you smegger
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)
Hello Saddam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)
holy shit
the onion has bought infowars.com, I thought it was a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)
It's going to be fucking hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)
they can just repost all its old articles

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)
it should just be that clip of alex jones taking a chug of the powdered bone drink he was touting, which he then threw up into his own mouth and swallowed back down again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:06, archived)
lol
In a rambling video message posted Thursday morning, Jones called the takeover a “total attack on free speech”.

“I don’t know what’s going to happen but I’m going to be here until they come in and turn the lights off.”
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)
Sounds like he lost the info war.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)
It's become almost impossible to spot satire now.
The world is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:15, archived)
"We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website"
b3ta, they don’t mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)
You fucking funny fucking stupid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:35, archived)
hi cunt's
I lost my wallet last night but incredibly someone handed it in the restaurant where I left it. Bit of a result.

Had any bits of a result l8ley?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:49, archived)
I found a wallet in a restaurant last night and managed to clone all the cards in it.
Then I handed it back in, so the poor sucker won't suspect anything's wrong until I've already drained his accounts dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:54, archived)
no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:58, archived)
-account +ball

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:00, archived)
Owned the libs by voting for Trump
#MAGA
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 12:58, archived)
Libtardia is finished #MAGA

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)
Finally we can build that wall
#MAGA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:16, archived)
Nothin'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:02, archived)
Erm. Will have to think about it.
nothing as exciting as someone finding your wallet and handing it in.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:07, archived)
Got 30days free monkey torture code

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)
get in

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:17, archived)
Them's not real monkey
they're just Roombas with furbies glued to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:37, archived)
Furbies are fucking demonic

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:57, archived)
Got a free ride to work yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430814
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)
Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)
Hello Sam

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 8:41, archived)
Fuck you Bpd Fuck you
/mr horrible
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:00, archived)
Needy morning post

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:16, archived)
Lucky you came here to get validation then!
That's what /talk excels at.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:39, archived)
You're great and I like you

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:41, archived)
Cheryl Needy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:24, archived)
sweaty tits

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:55, archived)

t r i wa
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 10:04, archived)
checks out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)
naedo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 10:29, archived)
the global monkey torture network is now online

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 10:54, archived)
I hope all those bastards suffer in hell for for doing that to the monkeys
Fucking bastard bitches
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 11:08, archived)
Is there anyone still here who is not a needy wanker? Obviously my decision is final . Bou, misery cunt don't apply

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:51, archived)
I've just got some herb in, did the food shopping at the weekend, that's my immediate needs sorted

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:52, archived)
Go you champ. Have a bowl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:43, archived)
fresh basil's nice although I usually just go for the dried 'mixed italien herbs'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:15, archived)
all that immigrant stuff is being cleared from the shelves now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:45, archived)
Just been reading about a 'global monkey torture network'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:59, archived)
they took their typewriters away

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:03, archived)
it's all ipads now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:24, archived)
The i's always have it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:47, archived)
infinite autocorrect is going to speed up getting macbeth written

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:06, archived)

reading about setting up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:14, archived)
heroes in a half shell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:30, archived)
I don't think I like this latest Alam Partridge reboot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:38, archived)
Harambe Partridge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:00, archived)
That monkey torture case in the UK the other year put me right off monkey torture. Learnt my lessons

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:41, archived)
There are times when even I have questioned my faith in monkey torture
you'll come back around to it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 23:06, archived)
Thank you for your reassurance, means a lot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 23:16, archived)
It's a slippery slope.
What might seem like just a bit of innocent monkey torture can quickly lead to child torture and then full grown human adult torture.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:13, archived)
and then there are the downsides...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:44, archived)
I'd always class myself as one of those,
the moment you don't is the moment you truly become one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:39, archived)
You failed in replying to a needy spastic here...
Insert coin?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:42, archived)
TAKE MY MONEY, VALIDATE ME NOW PLEASE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:44, archived)
Would you like to upgrade this for 100 mongy coins ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:46, archived)
I don't even have a portfolio :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:53, archived)
Just press reset. like club Tropicana mongy coins are free

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:57, archived)
I don't do crypto any more, not after those FBI pricks confiscated all of my hard mined bitcoins.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)
you need a pair of blockchain cutters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:47, archived)

ALID IOL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:16, archived)
you sat that like there's any difference

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 9:03, archived)
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 0:03, archived)
Maybe we all are

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 7:09, archived)
enough about that bollocks
i've run out of beer already so i am going to eat: pea and ham soup WITH sausages in AND with chicken noodles in AND WITH a poached egg in and if it's shit i will save face by lying and telling you all my experiment failed successfully
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)
i had a sausage and bacon bap this morning with mushrooms and a coffee and it was NINE POUNDS NINETY FIVE
i genuinely feel like a rape victim. as opposed to normally just feeling rape victims. NO YOU SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)
sounds great
I'm having a tin of soup :(
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)
virtually all tins of soup can be mealified by adding chicken flavoured noodles
i'm just expanding on that tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)
also APPARENTLY if you 3/4 fill a cup with boiling water and crack an egg into it, then put in microwave for 1min you have perfect poached egg
trying that tonight. must work youtube told me it's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)
I prefer a fried egg if I'm honest

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:50, archived)
fuck off then
it works btw. pour boiling water in cup, crack egg into it, microwave for 1min.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)
you missed out a stage, the bit where you lower your standards and decide to eat any old shite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:57, archived)

an egg one out
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:10, archived)
i really like carrot and coriander with chicken noodles
you're welcome. unless you hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:14, archived)
sounds good, might give it a try next time

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)
i have yet to find a can of soup that you can't throw chicken noodles into and it's fine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)
even works with chicken noodle soup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)
pea and ham soup with sausages and chicken noodles with an egg in is very nice
i'm stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)
I'm having gyozas
But not for about an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)
is that a pokemon?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:32, archived)
not for about an hour, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:50, archived)
almost everything you never gave a shit about magpie territories

Territory defense
Both adult and year-old magpies defend their territories in the spring. In some areas, nearly half of the magpie population in the spring are non-breeders, and their strong competitiveness may be the cause of increased mortality.

Territory occupation
Magpies can occupy the same territory for their entire lives, sometimes for up to 20 years. They can be very territorial, even in small areas, such as a couple of hectares in the city.
Territory resolution
In the spring, large numbers of magpies gather to resolve territorial conflicts and social standing.

Magpies are also known to be very smart and can recognize people's faces for many years. Some magpies may swoop at people who have previously threatened them. However, magpies can also form friendships with people, and may show signs such as: Trusting people by introducing their offspring, Allowing their chicks to play near people, Approaching or roosting near a human, and Joining in human activity.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)
alright ‘The Threadstomper’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)
i apologise for nothing!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:43, archived)
I’m deeply offended, hope you know that

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:45, archived)
no regerts!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:46, archived)
No Egrets

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:47, archived)
SQWARK!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)
*messes up your pots and pans*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:54, archived)
ten four good buddy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:55, archived)

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