I met Melle Mel once, he's a fucking midget(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 14:59,
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As in short, you mean? He's pretty ripped.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Feb 2025, 15:32,
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It has come to my attention that nobody has said "arseboon dilbaro" this year so far.Well, they have now.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Feb 2025, 15:04,
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Weird, didn't come up when I searched for it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Feb 2025, 16:33,
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and i still haven't found what i'm looking for(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 17:17,
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Elon MosqueI'm terrible at this
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Helmit cheddar (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 17:19,
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what are you going to do with them?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 8:17,
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Watch a lot of rugby.Scotland v. Italy then Ireland v. England today. Got any plans yourself?
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.Yeti., Sat 1 Feb 2025, 8:57,
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What does one do with those?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 12:53,
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I'm actually rewatching series 2 of red dwarf (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 9:42,
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i'm rewatching bobs burgers(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 11:50,
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I've never seen it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 13:45,
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it gudand there's 15 series!
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 13:52,
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Infinity welcomes careful drivers(
theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 13:21,
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I have the book (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 13:45,
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MorningI'm doing a linguistic game where I have to find a way to quickly and simply ask someone to leave and never again return in as many ways as possible. I've got 9 so far.
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have you considered going away and not coming back?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 1:07,
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sneaky edits are not allowed(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 2:18,
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Good evening, Sir.I trust you are well?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:34,
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Is it the 93rd January yet?How are we all? Not long until summer. I've just booked 10 nights in Greece. Can't come soon enough.
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I accidentally summoned a Planearm thread by mentioning "Classic" and this place.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:24,
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b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=102325
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:08,
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No idea who that cunt isBut a good guess.
Actually, scratch that, it was an awful one.
Edit:
Just incremented the numbers in the URL, is it concerning to nobody that someone is making dormant account after dormant account every single day? There's hundreds and hundreds of accounts with no posts. I thought Captcha was meant to stop this kind of thing.
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Future sockpuppets, innit.Gotta wait for them to "mature", or it's too obvious.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:16,
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Yeah, but some of them have really strange namesLike "Amazing World of Gumball Official" or some random @live.com emails. I know you can change them down the line, but if someone writes down a list of user IDs with strange names now they'd have a definitive list for the future. Plus, there's far too many (unless someone is for some reason automating account generation)
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Someone could do that, if they wanted to.Might come in handy later! Also a portion of them will be spammers, waiting for probation to end. You'd think they would give up on that, as every single one gets nuked after their first spam post.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:24,
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I don't think probation is functional anymoreWhen I first made my account I believe I posted within the first couple days. Never had a learner icon either.
Just checked. It was the day after.
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Then that would explain why there are so many being made.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:31,
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I think it's between the 2000th and 2500th January, since the months were named by the Romans. The 93rd was a long time ago.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:38,
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I dunno who he's on about.Must be on massive drugs.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:09,
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Somehow I'm entitled to a blue light card, fucking pub discounts are all only food. Wankers (
mongychops, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:04,
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Have a classic /chat postb3ta.com/talk/7517828
Do not search for "Great Gatsby".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:13,
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you should constantly post these, to make sure they're always at the top of the page.that'd be well LOL!
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I do like the idea of copy pasting oversized ancient talk posts...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:33,
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You could start uploading QOTW answers with text to speech to YouTubeThe pros would be money, the cons would be it'd be the nail in the coffin for b3ta.
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Hello me old Smegger.I hope this message finds you well.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 12:14,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:49,
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Yep, every day of your life it gets to be afternoon at some point. Unless you go into space and then time of day is kind of a meaningless concept.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:04,
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Let's petition SCIENCE to stop the Earth rotating.That'll show this stupid "afternoon" who's boss.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:06,
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I like it.Who's in charge of SCIENCE these days, anyway?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:29,
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Dunno, that last guy didn't do well...Side quest! Discover who is SCIENCE now.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:35,
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It's probably stuj with all his weather forecasting SCIENCE and penguin-molesting SCIENCE. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:46,
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YES! He's also been suspiciously quiet too.Who knows what diabolical things he has been up to. I will hunt him down.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:48,
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I wish the Friends' Activity was more useful on b3ta.Both Grrrmachine and Boondocks, YEAH! last posted "ages ago", but Grrry was here just a couple of months ago, while it's probably been 15 years or so since Boondocks, YEAH! was about. We need more granularity than "ages".
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:04,
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Should suggest an annoying Poke feature for sn0tters to add.It could trigger an email to the account holder to stop wanking over midget porn and get back on b3ta.com because Aardvark said so.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:06,
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You know, I read about him liking a sweaty sumo wank, on the Internet recently.So it must be true. What a horrid deviant.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:26,
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Oh hey dave trouser, I forgot to include you in the rape gangbecause you're not a very memorable person.
I'll try to remember that you're probably a rapist in future, but I can't promise anything.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:47,
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lol stay madDT wins again.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:06,
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When I say I don't like you and I think you're a cunt, that's not said with anger, it's simply a matter of fact. You're slightly irritating, like a distant car alarm, or a fly buzzing in a lampshade.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:24,
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unusual phrase
- no-one has even mentioned the cheesy 10 sack
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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So he's doing the sumo wanks thing, which means he's part of the b3ta rape gang.The original b3ta rape gang is comprised of fadebadge (the ringleader), 'myname' (fadgebadger's attack poodle) and simbosam.
He's either one of their socks, or he wants to fit in and believes a good way to achieve that is to join in with some sexualised bullying.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:35,
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Wrong replyI think you meant to reply to your movie poster. It's alright, I know it's hard to use a computer with only one hand free and two separate browser windows open.
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He also appears to have autism and an abundance of confidence, if that gives anyone more of a clue. (
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:31,
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Yes but you would say that as you’re clearly a classic narcissist with psychopathy and erotic elbowitis.I know because I read a book once.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:43,
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You should read it twice, just to be sure.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:44,
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Nah. I decided that books aren’t for me.It was the novelisation of Debbie Does Dallas.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:46,
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Alan Dean Foster sucks.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:59,
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I'm clearly not a narcissist (I'm too awesome to be one) but the elbow stuff is true(, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:57, archived)
I'm just saying what I see, which is all you're showing me.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:43,
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Doctor Who is a CBBC show with a big budget, at it's very bestThere
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 8:02,
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Now I think about itWhat's the point of CBBC anyway if they're just going to show one of their biggest kids shows on One?
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Because they have lots of other shows on there that they wouldn't bother putting on One(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 9:07,
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I tried watching an episode onceand almost cringed myself inside out.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 10:35,
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I didn't mention that as it's my default state.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 11:33,
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At least he had the decency not to unleash a thousand-word shart on usunlike his fellow TARDis Dr Skagra.
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.Yeti., Fri 31 Jan 2025, 8:11,
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I don't think he even had the common decency to do that,in spite of our constant exhortations.
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.Yeti., Fri 31 Jan 2025, 9:55,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 9:30,
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Please be very quiet as if you were dead.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:46,
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Isaiah 41:12 "my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didn't like it."(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:50,
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Can we just skip to the end when you've gone full alt-right conspiracy nutcase and got your leg bitten off by your own puma and then you fuck off to a care home to be fed soup through a tube?
(, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 22:41, archived)
I don't like soupand I don't own a metaphorical puma. All I said was the Leekley bible (as shit as it is) feels more like Doctor Who than anything post wilderness years and I will die on this hill. When it comes to the Doctors, Christopher Eccleston was miscast, Tennant too young, Smith too American-y and Capaldi was just ok. The writing for all of the revival seasons was awful.
I'd go as far to say Doctor Who stopped being good after John Nathan Turner joined production.
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Yes, quite so.And arenโt policemen getting young? I say โpolicemenโ because we all know that women are getting too uppity these days. We never should have given them the vote, quite frankly. It wouldnโt have happened in the days of Empire, Iโll tell you that. Back then you could shoot a native, steal his emeralds and eat his elephants, without all of this malarkey. Scallywags donโt even doff their caps to me any more! I say!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:04,
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You simply cannot comprehendthe acting powers of Eric Roberts as the Master. Nobody does these days.
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Ok mate, that’s cool.Hereโs a post you can reply to with whatever else it is you want to say about Doctor Who. I wonโt read it, but you can pretend I did. Go nuts.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 23:39,
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Terror of the Zygonswas not a good serial, no matter what people tell you. I don't understand why it gets so much praise aardvark is a cunt it really just isn't a good episode.
Why do they look like squid anyway? All suckers and whatnot.
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unusual wordb3ta.com/search/board?q=whatnot
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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What would you be hap'nin to suggest?Before you say anything, I am not brb's meatpuppet.
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32 pages of results suggests it's quite a usual word.I still have no alts, no socks, etc. I'm still not Bou.
I thought it was Mr. Penis at first, I think he was a shelf stacker for a DIY shop on a remote Scottish island or something so this guy seems less and less likely.
Skagra has been quiet recently.
Otherwise I might recognise him from one of the DW forums from back in the day. Loads of right wing trolls love DW, bizarrely.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 1:22,
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Never used a DW forum.Nor am I skagra or a troll, although I have had the misfortune of reading his QOTW answers expecting something funny. This is my first account.
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You seem like a really horrible person.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:44,
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Dr Who is a children's TV programme.Ergo, you are a massive and unrepentant nonce.
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No it's not.It's for "children of all ages", the official BBC website said so.
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It's the reason I refuse to pay for a TV license.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 10:33,
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MONKEY SPUNKnot really, gibbon jizz
Hi prick's
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 16:17,
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Hello Had fun today when the mental was introduced to her social worker. At least she didn't hit her.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 16:24,
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I'm surprised that she's allowed to wander around unsupervised Her social worker, I don't mean
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 16:30,
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She has refused to see the social worker again It was a referral from the memory clinic, so she doesn't have to. Kept saying she was only in the early stages and that she got diagnosed 4 years ago. It's been 11 years.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 16:55,
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they say time's a healerbut i can't remember what they were talking about
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 17:28,
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Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:59,
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You mean, she can't remember when she was diagnosed with memory problems?PalpatineItsIronic.gif
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2025, 18:12,
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She claims that she's in the early stages And was diagnosed 4 years ago. It was 11 years ago and she's delusional.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 20:57,
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Nothing, what's up west with you?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 16:46,
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I'm stuck at work tonight, got some cunts in freezing pipework. Hope they finish before the pubs shut (
mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 17:41,
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why do people freeze pipework mongy?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 17:44,
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If the main valves are fucked and need replacing without draining system (
mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 18:13,
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Psssht tchk pssht pssht tchkThat's beatboxing, m8
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 17:33,
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Bury-anne FaithfullShe did well to make it to 78. 1978, I mean
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 18:44,
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Marianne Fatefullbroadsword, a winner is you! Congration!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Well, that's undeniable.Case closed. It is in fact, afternoon.
Cheers, Cheers!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 13:56,
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You too!I'm alternating between DIY on the house and shitposting on the Internet. What could be more splendid?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 14:33,
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Seems to be.What happens now?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 14:08,
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*sigh**assumes the position*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 15:13,
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As someone from the West Country, I consider this post to be a stereotyping microaggression.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 9:53,
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The authenticity of your vernacular means either you're from my corner of the countryor you're the equivalent of a weeb for Bristol instead of Japan.
I'm not sure which of these options concerns me more.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 10:03,
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Oddly enough I was born in Bristol but we moved away before I developed any kind of local accent.I've lived in Exeter for eight or so years now, and I've noticed that while older and especially working-class people here often still sound well Devon, young people sound like they could be from pretty much any part of the south of England, which I find a bit sad for reasons I can't easily articulate.
Where did you grow up?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2025, 10:34,
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iiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raisedNah, I grew up about 10 miles south of Bristol, moved away during my twenties, didn't like it, came back and I live in Bristol now. Something something France, something something Barnaby Bear.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 10:39,
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But, is your neck ok?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 11:42,
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Sadly no, it's really bad. I'd describe it as Dyer.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 11:47,
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Magical.That went almost exactly as I hoped. You're amazing Aardvark! I hope you have a lovely day.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 11:48,
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Aw shucks, you're amazing too. I wasn't having a particularly lovely day but it's definitely improved now.Now kiss me, you fool.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 12:06,
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eww gay!Geddoff!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 13:38,
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The Boomtown Rats frontman and Live Aid organiser changed his first name to Bob after years of bullying (
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 16:13,
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The last time my wife and I were looking for a house, we were shown around by a guy who was selling his place fairly near the one we eventually bought.He must have been from Bristol or somewhere nearby, because as we were walking around the back garden he pointed out the "gazeeble."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2025, 11:57,
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I wonder if he bought it at Asdal or Tesco's.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 12:07,
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You've made me second guess my local pronunciations now.I think Tesco's, because the L sound only goes on the end of the word, and Bristolians say Tesco's and not Tesco (which would make it Tescol). I'm prepared to be wrong about this though, as I talk like a posh twat in comparison.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 12:24,
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Guten morgen (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 9:12,
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Turns out I passed my language examAnd Iโm on the way to getting my Italian citizenship. Took five years of language classes, Duolingo, podcasts and reading to get here but I fucken did it and once I have that passport on my hand I never have to speak Italian again!!! Molto bene!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 20:42,
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I think we should set up a special Italian-only version of /talk where you and Bou can shoot the breeze.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2025, 20:47,
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garold and bousitting in a tree
one's got a gun
and the other's crazy
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:07,
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i can only remember how to spell lasagne by saying in my head with a hard g(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:13,
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some sort of mental brainwrong disorder(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:05,
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To get through the passport control queues faster(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:11,
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oh does that work for all countries? neat.(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:16,
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The ones that I go to most often Deffo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 22:26,
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Nice to have as a retirement option alsoWell done
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:43,
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Also my husband is not going to put up with my shit forever I need my own European citizenship in case he comes to his senses and chucks me. Iโm worried he realises how much Iโm worth dead then Iโll be in troubleโฆ
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 22:28,
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oh piss off you flash cunt(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:05,
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sorry a cat walked over my keyboard(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:08,
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it does sound like something my cat would type to be fair(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:10,
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and where is your cat now?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:11,
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is your cat south african?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:17,
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God is licking her bum(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:12,
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I am actually laughing at this (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:11,
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tomorrow i will be booze of the clock free for two weekswhat will you be tomorrow?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 16:22,
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you can say hitler, but it won't make much sense(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 16:23,
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Pissed(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 16:46,
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Nah it's greatthat's why it's quite popular.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 16:54,
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Bit early to announce a pregnancy, but congratulations (
mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 20:26,
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Fucking afternoon innit, fucks sake(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:36,
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Just installed 18 year old forum softwareOnly one that worked on PHP5 after installing about 20 with varying awful results.
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Why are you using ancient and insecure garbage?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:48,
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It just worksand ancient is my modus operandi. Plus new stuff looks shit.
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I see you've read my tinder profile.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:54,
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Yes, that's how clocks work (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:07,
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Tick, not dick (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:54,
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Oooh Wednesday, creamy like soupsmooth as putty, driven like a pedallo. We love Wednesday.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 8:51,
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Chill out Noel Fielding(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:14,
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He's also not funny (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:47,
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That's a shame. He speaks quite highly of you (
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:01,
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Well, I did win bake off(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:11,
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my father's second wife was in the second series(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:29,
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Did he touch you?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:11,
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No, he just seems the type.No smoke without fire though, eh? Even if I just started the fire for no reason.
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nothing against him myself then again wouldn't have guessed Huw Edwards was a bad egg either
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:14,
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Cock or ball(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:14,
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Morning Got a massive coldsore, it's pissing me off
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:49,
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I have advice!Buy aciclovir tablets, I take one every other day and I rarely ever get coldsore now, also for me lysine ointment works a lot better to stop them than aciclovir creams such as zovirax.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:01,
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I will definitely have to look into that Because I get a coldsore every time I'm sick or run down
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:05,
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Yeah it's a real kick in the teeth isn't it?You aleady feel like shit and then get a visual representation on your boat race.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:19,
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This one is fucking huge Right on the corner of my mouth, too, which is painful
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:54,
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The compeed plasters do help them heal quicker and partially hide themthey don't work that well with stubble which I will assume isn't a problem for you.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 15:18,
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Tried that Couldn't stand having a plaster on my lip
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 9:16,
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UPDATEI have now beaten the boss on Phendrana Drifts and got the spider ball powerup.
#metroidprimechat.
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It's hard to know how to respond to such an earnest statement as thisI honestly feel humbled and slightly ashamed.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 10:39,
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Get fucked(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:58,
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First time in the office in 2025Busier than I expected
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:02,
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Shit yourself so you can go home(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:11,
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Wednesdays are the day most people come here tooTWaTs the lot of them
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lolI wish I looked like this
Charlie Lawson shared his thoughts online!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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what flavor shit do you prefer?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Today I learned that I've been BANNED from saying "blackouts". By my UNION!You couldn't make it up!
You could totally misrepresent it to wind up the anti-woke brigade though.
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The true racist partis the assumption that black people are "naturally left and centre".
Banning words is bollocks though, fuck anyone that supports that shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:50,
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Dave Trouser shared his thoughts online!(
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DeepThoughts with Dave.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:37,
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ooh careful, brb will move you up the List.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:41,
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I think you're the cunt who needs to be careful in this situation, Trouser.TPFP was gently calling you out for being an awful culture warrior bore. He probably likes you a bit. I just think you're a cunt, Trouser.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 19:11,
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Nice hypocrisy there, racism boy.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 11:02,
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Just to help you out, here's the definitin of hypocrisy:The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness. An act or instance of such falseness.
The act or practice of a hypocrite; a feigning to be what one is not, or to feel what one does not feel; a dissimulation, or a concealment of one's real character, disposition, or motives; especially, the assuming of false appearance of virtue or religion; a simulation of goodness.
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May I suggest that in future, if you're going to use a word, you should try to make yourself aware of what the word means, and you should assume that everyone else is already aware of what that word means.
I think you're a cunt, Trouser. Evidently you are a stupid cunt, Trouser. An ignorant, idiotic, stupid cunt, Trouser.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 15:45,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:36,
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I'm trying to decypher the manual for this trail camera.I think it's trying to tell me to cover it in jam and spunk in its eye.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 20:52,
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Decipher? You've accidentally been sent the Voynich Manuscript instead of a camera manual, AICMFP.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2025, 21:07,
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Decipher, yes. I carnt spel.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 21:52,
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I've settled on a 'murican libertarian movie nightWaco: The Rules of Engagement (1994), The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996) and Norbit (2007)
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Some light self radicalisation then.I just watched Ali vs Richard Dunn, then I watched the news of Hoshoryu's yokozuna promotion, yay! Might watch some radical feminist video essays and maybe a transexual friendly engineering disaster slide show later.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 22:10,
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Norbit is a really good representation of the US governmentNorbit (the everyday man) meets his future wife as a child - she defends him from bullies (other countries, and later communism) and he reluctantly becomes her boyfriend (founding and expanding the union).
Fast forward a few years and Norbit is abused by his overbearing and over-controlling wife (the government), who verbally and physically abuses him (too many laws, privacy intrusion) and goes as far as to rape him (taxes) and lock him in her basement (prison) when he tries to leave (resists the government)
The scene where Norbit's wife Rasputia slides down the waterslide at the waterpark, starting out as mildly humorous to the watching public, quickly followed by screams of fear as they realise the true consequences of her actions could represent how some "good-intentioned" overbearing laws may seem good at first to the public, but in practice cause problems, or how when governments start making new laws it initiates a slippery slope that leads to communism as more and more restrictive laws are introduced.
During the film, he is terrorised by her brothers, Big Black Jack, Blue, and Earl, working as a bookkeeper at their construction company. This is undoubtedly yet another reference to taxes, as Norbit, a man managing finances, is bullied by relations of the government (who represent the IRS)
Norbit's wannabe girlfriend, the one he really pines for, is a reference to a proposed libertarian confederacy (not like the former US confederacy), where states and the citizens inhabiting them would have more freedom, or a reference to the sovereign citizen movement.
No idea what a transsexual friendly engineering disaster slide show is though.
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Well there's your problem.www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxHg4192hLDpTI2w7F9rPg
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 23:03,
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I don't see how being transsexual friendly is integral to an engineering slide showDo you have a secret, brb?
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 0:26,
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They had a guest on that was supposed to be a military aircraft expertthat said some absolute horsehit about the F-35 so it just devalued the podcast for me as a whole.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:04,
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Brace yourself, they say nice things about the A10 too. Nutters.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 19:14,
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Doctors hate this one trick to empty your bowelsand other clickbait titles.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:00,
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MET OFFICE GIVE EXACT TIME THAT BOWELS WILL EMPTY IN MANCHESTER (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:05,
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Will you have to rush home (Rusholme)....?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:20,
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You see, this is clever, because 'number two' is a euphemism for defecation (
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:14,
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If you ever want any other witticisms explained, you have only to ask(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:36,
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Proctologists Hate These 20 Celebrities Who Say Why You Should NOT Use This Must-See Technology That is Changing the Way You Empty Your Bowels(, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:18, archived)
The two that have been shown to me a lot today are'Jewish Journalist HUMILIATES Republican Trying To Defend Elon Musk's Nazi Salute' which I have avoided, and
'Trapped on Venus: What Remains of the Venera Probes Today?' which I'm ashamed to say I clicked on. Aimless AI script over stock and video game footage, AI bot comments saying how great the video is. So much energy is wasted on this gibberish.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 22:26,
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I had some gammon and parsley sauceWith some salt and vinegar crisps
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jan 2025, 12:08,
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