Lol evening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 19:13, archived)

¡ole! lol

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 19:29, archived)

No, I refuse!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 19:30, archived)

roffle

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 19:40, archived)

LO⅂

( brb natural fistic, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 19:43, archived)

🫷😶🫷

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 20:41, archived)

Back to work tomorrow
What are you back to tomorrow? You can't say Hitler
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:22, archived)

life, reality and the here and now

( .Yeti., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:35, archived)

are those all different things then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 15:20, archived)

i'm taking a week off because of Hitler

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:36, archived)

Black

( mongychops, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:37, archived)

No work for me for 2 weeks
So back to peace and quiet, hopefully
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:42, archived)

This time next week I'll be wanging a load of sweet Vietnamese billy down my 'oeil japonais'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 15:01, archived)

have bánh mì with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 15:22, archived)

^ bánhed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 17:24, archived)

Nice
Vietnam is definitely on my 'to visit' list
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 18:03, archived)

The future

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:49, archived)

back rhyming
youtu.be/SKxqcWXxOzw?si=lQHphhSILWse7q_m
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 15:06, archived)

What a fucking tune

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)

It doesn't count if you reply to yourself

( .Yeti., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 16:48, archived)

Why not? Who decided that?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 17:25, archived)

Well, I've decided that it doesn't count for me.
Your mileage may vary.
( .Yeti., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 17:33, archived)

Me.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 18:12, archived)

Oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 18:35, archived)

Wreck Shop

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 20:15, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 7:55, archived)

Yeah, here we go again

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 9:20, archived)

alright OK Go

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 11:58, archived)

Lol tok

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 13:31, archived)

Trump Krasnov, pass it on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 9:30, archived)

Huff my guffs, pass it on

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 9:36, archived)

ass lol

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 11:24, archived)

lovely

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 9:38, archived)

Disgusting

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 9:54, archived)

Lol gust

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 12:32, archived)

and ting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 12:52, archived)

Flexi Jerkov, pass it on

( .Yeti., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 10:58, archived)

LOL jerk

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 12:33, archived)

lol

( .Yeti., Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:08, archived)

reeking bellend, pass it on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 12:38, archived)

Lol ton

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 12:57, archived)

lol sit

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 13:28, archived)

It occurred to me earlier
that someone who is sexually prolific but with very low standards in partner attractiveness could be called a 'munter-gatherer.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:16, archived)

fuck sake
get out
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 14:35, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 1:37, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 1:40, archived)

AND I DID

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 1:45, archived)

Bollocks self-exam... yep, there they are.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 1:44, archived)

How very reassuring

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 1:45, archived)

That was some early bollocking

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Feb 2025, 9:05, archived)

You're back! I survived the Great B3ta Offline event of 21st February
How did you cope?
(Planearm, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:26, archived)

i didn't

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:37, archived)

gestational. sac.

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:47, archived)

I wanged a wrap of billy down my japper

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:53, archived)

good boy

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:00, archived)

^cavernous meatus pænus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:47, archived)

c0r!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:08, archived)

Just one wrap?
You fucking lightweight
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:24, archived)

By not noticing

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:59, archived)

By worrying myself sick about brb

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:00, archived)

I suppose somebody should

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:02, archived)

I was worried sick about you too! <3

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:46, archived)

I neither know nor care what the fuck you're on about

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:04, archived)

And yet you took the time to tell us all about it.

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:47, archived)

You should be worried!
I'm never more than a minute away from death!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:06, archived)

Imagine replying to a post on a messageboard, eh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:30, archived)

Imagine, if you will
A world where everyone is equal, where money is an outmoded concept, where every need is filled and everyone is happy with nothing to prove.
Fuck it, I'm pissed.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:38, archived)

^broken

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 22:30, archived)

I put a bunch of messages into the error logs for sn0tters to maybe never see or care about!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:05, archived)

LOL logs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:31, archived)

Lollogs Kekfasts

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 23:55, archived)

Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:55, archived)

no virtual lans please

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:08, archived)

I hope ariana grande is ok, her tits don't look so good any more

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:13, archived)

mine have seen better days as well

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:30, archived)

I weathered the storm by gestating in the nearest available sac.

( .Yeti., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:45, archived)

Titsmeg thread
Hola gun't's

I'm off to Aldershot in a bit, you couldn't make it up lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:20, archived)

Do you know what I call it?
Aldershit!!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)

Because it's shit there!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)

take a hot spoon for your boots m8

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:35, archived)

Why endure such a thing, Queef's?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:01, archived)

going to see my mate's band

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:52, archived)

Trouser will allow this.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:06, archived)

AlderSNOT, I calls it!
haha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:24, archived)

haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:13, archived)

Aldershit?
or just some of it???!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:41, archived)

A significant proportion of it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:16, archived)

I often wonder why brb is so angry with the world
Don't get me wrong, there's a lot to be angry about, but he doesn't seem to know how (or when) to pick his battles
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:07, archived)

Is it an autism type thing?
I'm not saying that to be rude or anything, I mean it sincerely
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:08, archived)

I think it stems from an innate self loathing
Because he's a colossal nonce
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:17, archived)

I just bought a Little Richard & Sister Rosetta Tharpe LP
I didn't know they'd recorded together. Quite pleased to have found that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:43, archived)

Ooh me neither, excellent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:52, archived)

who?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)

Retarded fuckwit that has grandiose delusions of his limited intelligence

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:40, archived)

Hey now, he reads lots of books!
This means he's better than you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:03, archived)

does he use words like grandiose?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:03, archived)

English, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:18, archived)

well, part of it at least

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:30, archived)

Hello
Got to pick up my prescription, then call in to my parents house for a bit
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:11, archived)

-b +sh

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:49, archived)

That too

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:58, archived)

-t +l

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:31, archived)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:23, archived)

-S +W

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:28, archived)

I liked it when those three scrotes tried to rob the Macca's in Aldershot
and got leathered by the fifty squaddies in there for disturbing their meal.
( .Yeti., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:23, archived)

I was born in a the miltary hospital there,
I say born what I really mean is broke through the rib cage of my host.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:40, archived)

That's effecting self-release

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:49, archived)

TOP GUNT

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:07, archived)

I live there.
It's a hellhole. I recommend the Oriental shop.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:09, archived)

Did anything ever happen to you in the local branch of Poppins?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:38, archived)

Perhaps.
It's in a constant state of existant flux until you open the bathroom stall. Schrodinger's shat.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:53, archived)

Just watched a documentary about the followers of christ
The parents watched their child die of an easily preventable illness because their so called religion does not allow medical intervention (it was God's plan for this child to die apparently) literally crying 😭

Have a good weekend
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 7:49, archived)

Fuck you!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 7:50, archived)

near the top!
i've got a bulging disc
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:29, archived)

Checkmate, atheists

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:33, archived)

Why is god such a fucking arsehole?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:06, archived)

that question cracks me up

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:27, archived)

Bit cheeky m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:41, archived)

Hitler

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:40, archived)

good old Hitler's Pages
we just help with the nasty things in life
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:44, archived)

Gutentag ja ich looking for ein book
It's called Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:43, archived)

I hate that shit
The parents should be in jail for manslaughter
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 9:52, archived)

16 months they got

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:09, archived)

Should have been years, not months

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:50, archived)

There was a case in America recently
Where a kid was refused a heart transplant because they were unvaccinated (on religious grounds). So apparently their parents faith forbade vaccines but not heart transplants. It's almost as if they're all full of shit.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:04, archived)

This documentary uncovered the fact that BOTH parents had visited a doctor in the past
for their own well being😡
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:11, archived)

For a religion that's based on helping the needy
A lot of them don't half enjoy making others suffer
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:14, archived)

i went to a summer camp with our nextdoor neighbours once
lost my inhaler and was having a full on asthma attack and instead of taking me to hospital they all (kids and adults) gathered in a room with me at the front crying and gasping whilst they prayed for me to get better. it was fucking bonkers

they moved away a little after, i think because my mum was genuinely going to murder them
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:15, archived)

LOL
camp
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:48, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:55, archived)

it was like they got shot with a dart in the jugular that contained, like, the methamphetamine and rabies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:25, archived)

oh yeah that happened to me once
nasty business
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:28, archived)

Not as nasty as something I just thought of

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:42, archived)

not listening

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:37, archived)

GESTATIONAL SAC

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:19, archived)

Sac shavings

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:34, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:54, archived)

TOASTCHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:39, archived)

Come on now, tell us, what did you do?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 21:51, archived)

nvm, I found what you did.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 22:02, archived)

Back in sac

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:42, archived)

Hit the black?
Foul ball!
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:43, archived)

gestational sacrebleu

( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:46, archived)

don't talk back

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:36, archived)

saccitty sac

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:44, archived)

Wax that crack

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:09, archived)

I'm not sure I need one, keep shouting

( mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:33, archived)

I get a sac, you get a sac
everyone gets a sac
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:42, archived)

Now I'm thinking if I don't get one I'm missing out

( mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:44, archived)

All the cool kids have one

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:45, archived)

and all the uncool kids.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:51, archived)

My name is Lee Mack and I smell of gestational sac, oi

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:40, archived)

3 / 7 bit shit but could be worse
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwydl3pnqq8o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:29, archived)

0/7, a personal best

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:33, archived)

2, kate can't draw for shit

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:36, archived)

God, she really can't.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)

I think it displays the basic ambiguity of modern art

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:11, archived)

I think it displays the fact that she's shit at drawing

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:58, archived)

Have you got me on ignore or saink?

( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:15, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:36, archived)

Are you expecting him to say 'yes'?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 16:10, archived)

He's not very bright.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:45, archived)

Kill yourself, Trouser.

( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:05, archived)

It pleases me that I broke you.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 21:46, archived)

You've not broken anything, I simply don't like you, Trouser.
No point trying to banter with someone I think is worthless. Weird that you want to interact with me when I've made it clear I think the world would be better without you.
( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 22:05, archived)

You replied to me.
Utterly broken, with so little effort.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 22:20, archived)

Replying isn't breaking, Trouser.
You're not very bright.
( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 23:06, archived)

4/7 PWRBTTM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:33, archived)

anyone here use a poo-hole?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:10, archived)

I sure do

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:11, archived)

great, aren't they?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:12, archived)

Convenient in so many ways

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:13, archived)

Yeah took a bit of configuring but well worth it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:13, archived)

all the guides I can find seem to miss shits out or assume I know more than I poo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8438545
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:14, archived)

Regularly

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:33, archived)

mine or someone else's?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:36, archived)

2/7 Fackin' Ada Rongomatane Ariki
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwydl3pnqq8o
( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:56, archived)

2/7, Gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:04, archived)

7/7 excruciating priapism

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:06, archived)

Saw them supporting Napalm Death in 92

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:11, archived)

anyone here use a pi-hole?
I've installed it all and tried to configure it but all the guides I can find seem to miss bits out or assume I know more than I do (which is 'very little')

alt: afternoon
alt alt: happy candles mof
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:52, archived)

Nope
Never really bothered
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:09, archived)

afternoon

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:10, archived)

Yeah but my cock was too big

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:12, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:26, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:36, archived)

Yeah but I could barely touch the sides

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:16, archived)

maybe swap yours with horrible's

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:32, archived)

youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=VAQglrI7kB9rJ49x
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:35, archived)

No.
If you want to block malware, use Cloudflare DNS on your main router. 1.1.1.2 and 1.0.0.2.
If you want to block NSFW too, change that 2 to 3.
For no blocking, just fastness, use 1.1.1.1 and 1.0.0.1.

Quad9 offer similar DNS filtering options.

For ads, you will just have to read up more on Pi-Hole, or make your own router with something like pfSense.

HTH!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:35, archived)

that didn't help

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:32, archived)

Reading up more on Pi-Hole will.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:46, archived)

O YAA AAH HAAHDAAHNT FAAHT AAHV DAAHT!

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 9:29, archived)

*boops your nose*
You are welcome.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:42, archived)

U need teh uplaod codez

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:59, archived)

Well, fudge my budget... it's Friday
Morning
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Feb 2025, 5:03, archived)

Send them back.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 5:19, archived)

send them all back

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 7:20, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:02, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:37, archived)

My name is Elton John and I smell of beef bourguignon, oi
morning
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 7:43, archived)

I call his smell Elton Musk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:07, archived)

PUT TWO TANGS IN A 55 GALLON TANK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:42, archived)

Not me, I use Vidal Sassoon Fish and Go.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:01, archived)

You use rinse and mince and you know it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:45, archived)

My name is Barry Sheen and I smell of lamb tagine, oi

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:28, archived)

People who pronounce 'turmeric' as 'tumour-ic' should be forcibly sterilised.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:01, archived)

A fun addition to put in some homemade bathbombs.
A lolarious gift.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:44, archived)

What a day!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:23, archived)

Well, smudge my budgie: so it is.
Time for a bit of that weekending soon, I reckon.
( .Yeti., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:30, archived)

My last day before 2 weeks off

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:29, archived)

Got any sensational plans?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:06, archived)

No
Only found out on Monday that I would be off and I don't have any money to go anywhere. Probably just chill.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:44, archived)

I'm looking forward to being skint as my back is fucked
Job is physically demanding and I'm self employed, so if I'm not in i get nothing, just waiting to see a physio at the docs now
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:37, archived)

I hope they're more useful to you than they were to me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:48, archived)

so what

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:09, archived)

Are you in a 55 gallon tank?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:33, archived)

yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:03, archived)

How many of you are there? This is important.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:36, archived)

tangledupintwo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:04, archived)

*attacks*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:06, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:03, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'VE GOT TWO TANGS IN A 55 GALLON TANK HERE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:07, archived)

One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:16, archived)

That's not very GEOSTORM of you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)

Make sure they are Naso Tangs for maximum effect.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:36, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:12, archived)

As Rockwell famously said
"I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price!"
( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:12, archived)

Why did the Manager of a blotting paper company not want to retire?
He found the job too absorbing.
( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:57, archived)

Happy candles.
And fuck you.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:10, archived)

JOBS
Why did the angel lose his job?
Because of harp failure.
( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:34, archived)

The punchline wasn't worth the effort

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:31, archived)

Yeah a lot of these jokes look as if they could be funny if they were better worded, and better thought through.
Gary Wilmott's joke book was much better.
( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:31, archived)

Rob published a joke book a while back.
I reckon you should give it a go, might be right up your street.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:05, archived)

Pass.

( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:37, archived)

Rob published a joke book a while back.
I reckon you should give it a go, might be right up your pass.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 22:12, archived)

22 happy flaming candles up your bum™

( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:07, archived)

He couldn't face the idea of pottering around the house all day and getting under his wife's feet!
Lol!
( .Yeti., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:44, archived)

What did the Eskimo wife sing when her husband asked what they were having for lunch?
"Whale Meat Again!"
( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:39, archived)

Happy candles
Have a non-sweaty sumo non-wank
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:05, archived)

We’re badly over budget at work. Gotta save £50k in a hurry
McQ spends that on 45s in a week. How could you cut costs rapidly?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:09, archived)

Get rid of all the DEI hires
/Trump
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:25, archived)

Hmm. Will put it to the ED&I committee

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)

Sorry they don’t work after 4pm

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

after 4pm

/Elon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:30, archived)

Enemas, Dildos & Inflation?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

No real law firms please

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:41, archived)

Cher'szzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:23, archived)

kill the rich
take their bonuses
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:25, archived)

bo a
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:55, archived)

Terrible bullying of Gonz. :(
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:57, archived)

that won't leave much

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:26, archived)

Sell feet pics on OnlyFans

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:27, archived)

I’m not setting up another social media account for this lot

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)

-onlyfans +b3ta

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:08, archived)

put 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:29, archived)

MODS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:46, archived)

Hey, everyone's talking about it.
www.google.com/search?q=tangs+in+a+55+gallon+tank
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:26, archived)

Fire the most expensive and least productive senior managers.

( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:31, archived)

Happy brbirthday

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:37, archived)

Cheers, Cheers.
brb
( brb natural fistic, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:04, archived)

We could heat the place with your candles!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:09, archived)

Deport all the brown people

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:34, archived)

That’s your answer to everything

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:38, archived)

Well yeah.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)

from where

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:09, archived)

Great Britain mate, GREAT FACKIN BRITAIN

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:44, archived)

oh rite yeah white power!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)

Lemonade stand

( .Yeti., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:24, archived)

Fire mid-level executives

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)

That’s be me so up yer bum!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 17:38, archived)

Hello, sexual harassment claim!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:31, archived)

No real names please

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 23:03, archived)

Get someone to innocently kiss you on the cheek
Then sue them for thousands
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:46, archived)

People who use 'elude' instead of 'allude' should be hanged.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:56, archived)

Get rid of all blobbing birds and woofters

( mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:17, archived)

Lunchy wunchy nommy-nomz!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:47, archived)

Delete this please

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:05, archived)

-del -lse

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:16, archived)

ete this pea??

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:19, archived)

for lunch!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:58, archived)

wat?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:20, archived)

Good evening.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:19, archived)

night

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:21, archived)

CUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:51, archived)

TOASTCHODE

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:53, archived)

meh,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:57, archived)

Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:17, archived)

ptpdtb, I approve

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:32, archived)

Prune an anemone

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 10:42, archived)

+ instead then, motherfucker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:29, archived)

www.reefcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1689157
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:34, archived)

So you proposed something impossible then?
Here on /reefchat
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:20, archived)

OH PLACE YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAANDS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:24, archived)

Anyway, they say it can't be done but I don't see anyone stopping me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:25, archived)

Its amazing that if you mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank, you get attacked. Teach people to cut nems in half and nothing.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 14:03, archived)

Blue or convict?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 14:44, archived)

Yeah, I scrolled down too. Shit sure got real.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:04, archived)

Maybe pics will help.
Before
After cutting
Both of them back in the tank.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 14:02, archived)

Mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank again.
Mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank one more Goddamn time!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:06, archived)

^2 tang clan
A year after my application, my new green card finally turned up. they got the date on the card wrong so now i have to get it fixed. This seems impossible currently.
uscis website is considerably more broken than it was 5 days ago, I'm pretty sure I know which way that's going. Their phone number is a stonewall ai which always eventually directs you back to the website.
Fuck.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:28, archived)

Brett
Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:35, archived)

cor i don't half fancy you Brett

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:39, archived)

DEPORTATION 4 U!11!!1111!!!!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:47, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:38, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:45, archived)

morning v2.0

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:50, archived)

does anyone remember the bit in russ abbotts atmosphere where you see a birds minge?
or nah
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 10:42, archived)

nah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:26, archived)

k

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:15, archived)

That's Russ Abbot's face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:29, archived)

bit harsh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:14, archived)

You been dreaming about Bella Emberg again?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:02, archived)

im gaslighting maself at this point, im sure there was a flash of fan
idk man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:14, archived)

fuck off you shlaaag

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:59, archived)

We had raclette last night. Cheese heavy dinner.
I had some odd dreams. Something about cigarette packets. Can't remember any more than that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:34, archived)

Anecdotes, etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:35, archived)

Were the cigarettes at least gauloise?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:56, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 4:00, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 7:32, archived)

off work todat bad back

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:51, archived)

dis bad back?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:54, archived)

went to work yesterday cam home, lay down, fell asleep for a few hours.
when i woke i was in a spot of bother. it actually took 10 minutes to get from laying on my front to laying on my side. fml
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:00, archived)

had to get to the kitchen to get to the painkillers
and that was so much fun
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:04, archived)

I bet your back went into SPASM lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:09, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 7:51, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:24, archived)

Thursday hippy hippy hooray

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:36, archived)

What are your "desert island" CDs?
I'd take the Manhunter soundtrack, a Vangelis album, Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack and a 20 CD country western music set.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:19, archived)

There is no means to play CDs. This is worthless on a desert island.
Bring basic tools instead, you will live longer and maybe survive and escape. Make sure you focus on obtaining/making fresh water first, then shelter and food.

Good Luck,
Trouser
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:24, archived)

Bring vinyl,
you can spin it by hand around a twig using a porcupine quill and conch shell as a rudimentary stylus/speaker before you die of dysentery.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:33, archived)

not everything is about you, ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:44, archived)

Prune an anemone instead then, motherfucker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, archived)

Admittedly I was thinking about sea urchins and got the name wrong,
I just enjoyed saying "prune an anemone" in my head as I typed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:55, archived)

it is funny, i thought it was a euphemism at first
also prune is a funny word
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:56, archived)

so is wrinkled
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 21:01, archived)

CDs are extremely reflective, so having at least one would be a good way to signal for help from a passing ship/plane using reflected sunlight.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, archived)

better to take a laserdisc

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:01, archived)

LOL
He-Man
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:39, archived)

Pretty sure taking a 20-CD set is against the rules.

( .Yeti., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:10, archived)

Henry Kissinger and Julian Clary

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:28, archived)

I'm related to Julian Clary
Not close enough to know him personally, but enough for us to have crossed paths once
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 6:14, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 7:25, archived)

I was wearing an onion on my belt
which was the style at the time.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:03, archived)

Never heard the program. Seems shit .

( mongychops, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 22:29, archived)

CDs are well smeg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 0:04, archived)

Might use my BWC to go ATM with a BBW PAWG.
U?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:30, archived)

TOAST Malone

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:43, archived)

Big hairy balls, cuntface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:51, archived)

CHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:51, archived)

CHODE to nowhere

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)

ATM ANT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:35, archived)

I'm nostalgic for old fashioned porn
without all the incest, choking, pissing and cross eyed nonsense.

Bring back big muffs and perms.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:39, archived)

Big muffs are great.
I also don't understand why everyone apparently needs to be someone else's step-relative.

It's gross if you're not into incest at all, like a normal person, and if you are, surely it's disappointing because it's not even proper incest?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:57, archived)

Big muffs are indeed great.

( .Yeti., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:38, archived)

An old friend of mine works in the industry
and he cites the destigmatization of divorce leading to an increase in step/outlaw/extended family cohabitation as the source of the step-incest trend.

Sounds a bit Praeger-U to me, but maybe he has the germ of a point.

I had always assumed it was a 4-chan gameification thing because I recall the change in focus happened very suddenly, but that doesn't explain why the focus has stayed on it for so long. There must be a real demand for it. Young people are disgusting.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:56, archived)

It seems to have coincided with the start of Game Of Thrones,
but which way round the causation goes, I'm not sure.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:05, archived)

I think Egyptian history was on the national curriculum for a while in the 00s,
and Star Wars was pretty big from the 70s to the 00s too. There must be pop culture references going all the way back, Shakespeare loved the stuff.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:58, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:13, archived)

My birthday today. Might do fuck all.

( mongychops, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:52, archived)

happy birthday mongy, i'll be sure to raise a pipe to you
Done! Watermelon Otai strain.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:00, archived)

happy birthday you old git

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:04, archived)

Happy birthday
Do whatever you want, it's allowed on your birthday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:38, archived)

Happy birthday on this day which is your birthday, being the anniversary of the day on which you were born.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, archived)

happy birthday x

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 21:55, archived)