James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 0:12, archived)

Who dat

( mongychops, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 0:38, archived)

I think he sold mortgages to the poor

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 2:08, archived)

evil robin hood

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:09, archived)

Robbin' Da Hood

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Jun 2025, 9:02, archived)

I did not like it
but I would do it again
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:12, archived)

life
actually no, shopping
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:25, archived)

Anal Cactus

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:35, archived)

get 'em now, 2 for 1, anal cactus, up your bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:30, archived)

WOW
This is quite the offer
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:31, archived)

i must stress there are no refunds, and definitely no returns
ram em up there really fast
force them past the Trump shot glass
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:35, archived)

LOL
hot glass
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:44, archived)

massive gay willy?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:30, archived)

With a throbbing gnome job

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:35, archived)

Whatever happened to Massive Gay Twat?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:00, archived)

The less successful follow up to the likely lads

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:16, archived)

This weather is fucking gay
Gay as fuck
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)

You'd know you massive spazzy homo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:20, archived)

Getting warmer

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:40, archived)

Prime Day 2025 will take place from July 8th to July 11th. This year marks the first time Prime Day will be a four-day event.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 22:44, archived)

Previously a day had been restricted to being one day

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 23:03, archived)

3/7 hard with a gnomon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)

Hey it’s my favourite poster!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:17, archived)

James sub-Prime?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)

fuck me i'm off for a couple of days and it all goes to shite

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:40, archived)

arguably this place was better without you

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:57, archived)

so you're saying it might have been worse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:28, archived)

Aardvark?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:35, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

Arseboon Dilbaro?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:49, archived)

Semen Khaidenko

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:50, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)

Aristotle Bollock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 16:19, archived)

Bollock and rump, Trump

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:40, archived)

Tennis bird scratching her arse?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 16:48, archived)

Cor

( broadsword, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:13, archived)

Family Friendly Forum yeah, easy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:57, archived)

Soz m8
I went too far
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:41, archived)

it was fine until the ping pong ball

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:30, archived)

James Last

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 16:23, archived)

Lol, just watched an MP speaking in favour of assisted dying. Andy Slaughter.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:55, archived)

lol

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:57, archived)

rofl

( broadsword, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:10, archived)

And his laughter at your sad demise

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:27, archived)

Stars Of The Lidzzzz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:44, archived)

idgi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:35, archived)

lol i

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:45, archived)

lol ass

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:39, archived)

lol teddy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:17, archived)

lol twat

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:54, archived)

Ba da bah bah bah bah bada, bah ba bah, bah ba ba bada

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:57, archived)

Treee-oh, treeeeeee-oh, three out of seven in the weekly quiiiiiiiiiz
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y98jd6q95o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:05, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)

Yea but George Went tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:22, archived)

i suppose

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:42, archived)

James sub-Prime

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:44, archived)

Semen Khaidenko

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:47, archived)

2/7 George Went
thank you garold
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

2/7 pissing on your own knees

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:16, archived)

1/7 a sub-Prime performance

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:27, archived)

2/7
Not even guessing about random pop songs and tennis could save me this time.
( .Yeti., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

James/Sub - Prime

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:34, archived)

1/7 C is for Semen Khaidenko

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)

Fucking what?
www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1lg3al5/whats_the_difference_between_a_drunk_and_a_stoner/
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:16, archived)

I've got to stop this, it only makes me angry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:16, archived)

James sub-Prime

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:41, archived)

Dignitas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:47, archived)

This should be on the populol page
James sub-Prime, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:18, archived)

The name's Prime,
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)

No Mr Sub-Prime, I expect you to die after a short illness.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

actual lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

Samesies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:30, archived)

No Prime to Die

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:29, archived)

Prime and Prejudies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

The Prime of Mr James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

sub-Prime and Punishment

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)

The Prime Machine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

The Prime Traveler's Wife

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:49, archived)

James sub-Prime

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

I have no idea about what you are referring

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:50, archived)

James sub-Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:37, archived)

Real Gone Kid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:53, archived)

they'll have to sell his house... it's prime real estate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:06, archived)

Deacon Blue Lips

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:09, archived)

James sub-Prime

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:15, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:25, archived)

Clicking all these

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:39, archived)

Deacon Blue Lips tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:51, archived)

Deacon Bleaurgh I'm Dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:54, archived)

Cunts, the lot of them
www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1lfzglt/i_started_dating_this_beautiful_comedian_she_made/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:39, archived)

To view the full version of this content, view this page in the Reddit app.
How about fuck off, Reddit?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:42, archived)

try this one
old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1lfzglt/i_started_dating_this_beautiful_comedian_she_made/


but it's not really worth it
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:49, archived)

It's still reddit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:51, archived)

the clue is in the URL

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:52, archived)

came here to say that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

You're right, it wasn't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

Ah, sorry about that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:19, archived)

By which, I of course mean
James sub-Prime
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)

Flawed setup.
Everyone knows women can be pretty OR funny.

That's the law.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:53, archived)

Which is Rosie Jones, then?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:55, archived)

no

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:55, archived)

Optimustn't Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)

Droptimus Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

Sub-Optimus Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

Optimout Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:44, archived)

Amagone Prime

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

PastHis Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:31, archived)

The Prime Time of Your Death

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:32, archived)

George Prime

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

Out of Prime

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

Not even in my top 10 favourite James'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)

Little do they know my sig is bringing back members to haunt you all

( Cock, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:49, archived)

We are all banned from talk

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:12, archived)

James sub-Prime

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:28, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:30, archived)

James sub-Prime

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:36, archived)

Deacon Blue lips

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)

fuck you hedgey

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:42, archived)

Deadcon Blue

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)

We heard you the first time, smegwipe.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:38, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:41, archived)

Real Gone Kid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)

Not even in my top 10 dead musicians

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)

Dignitas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:42, archived)

Lock up your daughters, Cock is back in the UK
for 10 days
( Cock, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:23, archived)

James sub-Prime

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:19, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 6:32, archived)

m,orning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 6:40, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:04, archived)

Why hello there Smeggulon Wallaciae

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:16, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:18, archived)

Morning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:29, archived)

Hello Smegg

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:50, archived)

Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:56, archived)

Thanks for the offer
but I'm gonna have to turn this opportunity down
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:17, archived)

I'm afraid this what we call a 'Corleone'

*an offer you can't refuse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)

leone netto

an offer you can't refuse messy, overpriced and overrated
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:56, archived)

no you're going to have to turn this opportunity yes!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:31, archived)

YES ROWNTREE
YES GROVESNOR
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)

50% reduction?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:24, archived)

Look it's a bit cold ok

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:26, archived)

Not a convincing argument, m8.
*sweats balls off*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)

Shut up and take my money

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:30, archived)

That's lunch sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:40, archived)

Think it’s expired

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:35, archived)

cave aged for 18 months m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:41, archived)

extra mature, just how I like it

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:42, archived)

KNOB CHEDDAR

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:05, archived)

Ah cha cha chaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:21, archived)

But it's not one that I can't refuse

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:38, archived)

It had better be hard working and unshakable or imma kick off

( broadsword, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:56, archived)

I've been buying more vintage NSB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)

Nigerian Sex Boys

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:28, archived)

Nipple Sweat Baubles

( broadsword, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 7:57, archived)

Ambassador, with zese microballs in a sweat pickle, you are really spoiling us!

( .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

Yetso.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:23, archived)

Oh what no way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:25, archived)

YOU HEARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:27, archived)

50p sausage?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 1:45, archived)

Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
imgur.com/a/6jrDZSN

President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered


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Order His Whiskey Glass Today→

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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:53, archived)

hang on I'm just off to copy and paste some bullshit
back in a tick
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:57, archived)

OMG I just read this on the internet!
Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
imgur.com/a/6jrDZSN

President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered


President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered)

Order His Whiskey Glass Today→

He's always stood strong for what's right.
Hardworking. Unshakable. Proudly American.
Just like President Trump.

This Father's Day, don't just give him a gift—
Give him a symbol of strength, legacy, and American grit.

Embedded with a real, lead-free .308 bullet — because his resolve is bulletproof.
Etched with Trump's official Presidential Seal — a mark of unyielding leadership.
Individually numbered — only 2,500 made, built for those who know the value of true rarity.
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This isn't just a whiskey glass.
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A keepsake for the one who raised you right —
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But act fast. When they're gone, they're gone.

Because when history remembers those who stood tall…You'll want him to hold the proof.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:53, Reply)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:02, archived)

OMG I just saw this reposted on the internet!
Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
OMG I just read this on the internet!
imgur.com/a/6jrDZSN

President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered


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He's always stood strong for what's right.
Hardworking. Unshakable. Proudly American.
Just like President Trump.

This Father's Day, don't just give him a gift—
Give him a symbol of strength, legacy, and American grit.

Embedded with a real, lead-free .308 bullet — because his resolve is bulletproof.
Etched with Trump's official Presidential Seal — a mark of unyielding leadership.
Individually numbered — only 2,500 made, built for those who know the value of true rarity.
Made in the USA and ready to gift — just like him, solid and dependable.

Order His Limited-Edition Trump Glass Now — Before They're Gone »

This isn't just a whiskey glass.
It's a testament to the strength of a man who's never backed down.
A keepsake for the one who raised you right —
And raised a glass to freedom.

But act fast. When they're gone, they're gone.

Because when history remembers those who stood tall…You'll want him to hold the proof.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:53, Reply)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:02, a friend [x], Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:21, archived)

MIND: BLOWN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:44, archived)

the grass here is a mess because the guy who cuts it is losing his sight

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)

BLIND: MOWN

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)

why a lead-free bullet? there's nothing wrong with lead, DO THE RESEARCH

This isn't just a whiskey glass.
The Trumpster's had it up his ass.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:20, archived)

They don't make bullets out of fluoride but they put it in our water, you do the math

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450419
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:06, archived)

He's a flaccid, diseased nubbin of a cock
Who ejaculates poisonous secretions into the ears of his moronic, syphilis cursed base
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:37, archived)

Garold always seemed quite sensible to me, tbh

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)

I dunno, he seems to think spam emails are so inherently hilarious that he needs to share them with everyone, imagine being stuck in a lift with him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:15, archived)

Frrrrrrppppppppppppp!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:50, archived)

Alright Dekion.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:05, archived)

after
noon
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:34, archived)

Fucking is and all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 17:06, archived)

Who would say that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:52, archived)

Hot
Hot and bothered
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:57, archived)

31 degrees here now
Working outside (under tarp), zero breeze, feels like 40 ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)

Are you working at Clarksons Farm?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:10, archived)

I *am* Clarkson

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)

You fucking prick

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:32, archived)

'Tarp' is 'prat' backwards.
Really makes you think.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:20, archived)

God it really does actually!!
It makes me think you're a colossal knobber
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:23, archived)

You massive tarp

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

prat=tarp
Yours won't catch on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:25, archived)

This country!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:26, archived)

parp tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:37, archived)

🤮

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 17:51, archived)

Take one of the hats off

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:08, archived)

I'd rather die
Or masturbate
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 17:51, archived)

Trent Reznor's attempts at lyrics needed a little revision.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:49, archived)

Euro?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)

y
es
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:06, archived)

Alright fuckers
TODAY IS THE DAY

EDIT: who thought I was dead?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 11:59, archived)

Every day is a day.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:04, archived)

Today is SPECIAL.
For I HAVE RETURNED
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:07, archived)

My enthusiasm is unquantifiable.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)

I can tell.
I can feel the excitement in your trousers
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

aardvark isn't wearing any trousers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

Then what do I have my hands inside?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:51, archived)

Trouser
Dave Trouser
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)

I am up to my elbow

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:32, archived)

i am up to fucking 'ere m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

I have Today is + NEEDS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:57, archived)

Alright Rich.
How is it hanging you spastic?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:15, archived)

Overall fine
This week: bollocks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

I am trying to do as little work as possible.
I don’t think I have done anything all day.

But I have a black eye and am covered in bruises and sore all over as well so that’s my excuse.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:57, archived)

Had another night in the cells?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)

Haven’t been in trouble in about 3 years now brother.
Seizure.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:09, archived)

You fucking gay spastic

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)

SUCK MY CHOCCOS

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

Hail+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, archived)

Very well done.
Take a cuddly toy,
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:28, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)

Got it in one
Hiya mate. Which one are you again?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:12, archived)

The name's Wallace. Smegg Wallace.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:30, archived)

alright Matt Johnson

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

What's Porky Pig's favourite band?
The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

I hope you typed all of this instead of copying and pasting

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:52, archived)

My lawyer has advised me neither to confirm nor deny this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)

I don’t ask you about before the fifteenth day; try to say something about after the fifteenth day.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)

You are SO wacky
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:11, archived)

Is that SO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

ok lets lay bets on how long this one takes to
a) turn into a beakering spastic
b) go properly mental
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

-50 minutes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:49, archived)

£20 on both
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

You can't bet on something that's already happened.

( .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)

Alright Chocco

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

Alright Two Hats.
It’s SF by the way.

*lowers glasses and fake nose and moustache combo*
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

- thought
+ hoped
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 7:24, archived)

Morning
It’s very hard to sleep this time of year, I find.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 7:28, archived)

I had to clear a blocked drain yesterday
and now I'm plagued with phantom smells
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 8:37, archived)

The phaaaaaaaaaaantom of the olfaction is here, inside your nose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 8:38, archived)

No
That’s just a smelly mask.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:00, archived)

The best thing to do is just give up on it for a bit in my view
Walk out into the night and lay under a tree or in a hedge or along the top of somebody's garden wall
( vladimir, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:45, archived)

This is definitely advice.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:50, archived)

:) aaaaAAAarrDDDvAAAaRRRRkkkkKKKkkkkk, it's the only type I offer

( vladimir, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:52, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:53, archived)

If you lay very still and quiet, things will prowl, scuttle, creep and click-clack-scrit-scrit very near you as they go by on their nightbusiness, and won't even notice you're there
( vladimir, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:51, archived)

what I'm saying is it will be very, very interesting
( vladimir, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:51, archived)

things will prowl, scuttle, creep and click-clack-scrit-scrit very near you as they go by on their nightbusiness, and won't even notice you're there

as if you were dead
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 11:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450326
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 7:32, archived)

Big fat cocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 7:55, archived)

yo

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 8:32, archived)

I hope someone says "morning"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 8:46, archived)

Too late.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:25, archived)

Feeling like shit: day 6
:(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 9:51, archived)

smyls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 10:07, archived)

I'm going to skive off today, don't tell anyone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 10:11, archived)

Your secret is safe with me m8
Well, me and Facebook
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 10:48, archived)

Still haven't managed to clock off
People keep calling me. Skiving is harder than it looks
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 11:35, archived)

Pro tip: give less of a fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:16, archived)

Sleepy time, I reckon
At least, if I try to stay awake any longer,I expect I'll go mad
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 23:22, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 5:08, archived)

Morning thread?
Unconventional!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 6:41, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 8:09, archived)

You don't have to be mad to post here, but it helps!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 6:27, archived)

*wibble*

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 6:41, archived)

evening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 18:36, archived)

even fist
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:17, archived)

piss shit wank nobs

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)

OK, done that, now what?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 20:26, archived)

i usually just reverse it then go to bed

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 20:32, archived)

this is jam hot

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 21:07, archived)

night

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 20:54, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 20:58, archived)

I wonder what 'Blazin' Squad' are up to tonight
No good, I shouldn't wonder!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 22:24, archived)

The early 2000s called, they want their cultural references oh go fuck yourself you tragic little man.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 23:06, archived)

Why are you so fucking shit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 23:04, archived)

You wallaby starting something? You wallaby starting something?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 3:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450041
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:28, archived)

not really, hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:28, archived)

nullo
maybe yours will catch on
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:05, archived)

Arrrrsenal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:29, archived)

It's now been three whole days since anything got popular paged.
Someone say something funny before I get upset.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:32, archived)

It only takes two clicks to get on the 'popular lols' page

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:34, archived)

Well that really highlights just how unfunny we're all being this week then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:36, archived)

George Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:37, archived)

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:37, archived)

Taking a break from all your worries sure would be permanent

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:50, archived)

Sometimes you want to Went...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:06, archived)

Where everybody knows your name
BECAUSE IT'S ON A HEADSTONE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:13, archived)

you got your fucking click ok
the mental image of a stone propped up on the bar
b3ta.com/talk/8450261
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:15, archived)

It only takes two lols to burn a thousand clicks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:37, archived)

Alright, Kelly Jones, you complete cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:40, archived)

I'd like to see him try to burn a thousand trees with one match, the fucking prick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:12, archived)

Smokey Bear is a fascist by the way
manifesto
"Only you can prevent wildfires" - the victim-blaming starts here
Keir Starmer picked up his dry leaves for him
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)

I think I should be able to avoid starting wildfires myself, not sure if I have the power to prevent everyone/everything else from starting one though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:52, archived)

not with that attitude you won't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

I'm manifesting a burning forest right now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:05, archived)

minferno, maniforesting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:08, archived)

Smokey Bear don't take kindly to that kind of talk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)

"In 2022, 87% of wildfires were caused by humans."
Remember, #OnlyYou can prevent 87% of wildfires!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:08, archived)

The aim is to get it to 100% of wildfires caused by humans, then we can prevent them all!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:10, archived)

In all seriousness though,
Smokey Bear being a fascist is the only reasonable explanation for why DOGE didn't have him shot and stuffed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:11, archived)

Musk in a furry suit you say??
The hat is wrong but the rest adds up.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:14, archived)

Why has he got a bulging crotch? :(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear#/media/File:Smokey_Bear_sign_at_Mulholland_entrance_to_Runyon_Canyon_Park,_Los_Angeles,_California,_USA.png
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

"Wildfires give me the fucking horn"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived)

"They only way to curb my tumescence is by whacking it with this shovel"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)

Feels like a lot of responsibility but if Smokey Bear says I have to turn vigilante and start hunting down arsonists then who am I to argue?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)

What kind of crime using matches is often committed by pirates?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)

laaarrrrrrrrrceny

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 21:08, archived)

fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 23:45, archived)

George Went

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:36, archived)

George Still Going

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:38, archived)

Up which orifice does a pirate prefer to be taken, roughly?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:39, archived)

The japsAYE, MATEY

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:40, archived)

You're taking that out of context
By "fuck off" I mean, 'shut up and stop posting shit on a moribund flebsite'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)

you still haven't answered the question :(

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:27, archived)

There's a question?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

I'm having a pint in the york tap
Last time I was here I met popular and funny poster plumdozer, wonder whatever happened to that guy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:24, archived)

Tang

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:38, archived)

Tee aitch what is going on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:47, archived)

Nothing but the rent, baby
You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)

ain't nothing shaking but the leaves on the trees

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)

Smokey Bear is watching you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:05, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear#/media/File:Smokey_Bear_sign_at_Mulholland_entrance_to_Runyon_Canyon_Park,_Los_Angeles,_California,_USA.png
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:24, archived)

paranoid, me?
he's loving it TDOB
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:02, archived)

No way m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)

All the best people drink in the market cat these days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:31, archived)

surely not those waiting for trains

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:39, archived)

Depends.
Is the bogstench in there still overwhelming?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:43, archived)

I wasn't aware of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 16:00, archived)

wait does that mean it's me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 16:00, archived)

If you stand at the bar at the station platform side you can usually smell the bogs
Not so much on the other two sides.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)

^ bog-sniffer

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 17:01, archived)

Oh totally.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 17:40, archived)

Ah cha cha chaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:55, archived)

ANAL POLYPS
morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 6:16, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 6:32, archived)

Morning, Cheers.
Morning, everyone.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 7:13, archived)

Sorry I mean DISEASED OOZING LEOPARD FANNIES

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 7:14, archived)

That’s the spirit

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 7:15, archived)

alright "Dr" Terry Moore
edit: no, he still isn't
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 9:00, archived)

Retired Hon Director of The Cat Survival Trust
u ok Hon?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:25, archived)

Retired in the same way that Liz Truss retired as Prime Minister

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:38, archived)

In disgrace, outlasted by a lettuce?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:39, archived)

+ legless
Cheers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:45, archived)

Disgusting
reporting this.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 10:49, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 7:48, archived)

Ah ticktock you don't stop
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:04, archived)

Oooh, Wednesday, you're always in the week
sort of in the middle of the working week.

Not a great lyric. If I'm honest. I don't think that'll be a chart hit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:26, archived)

Wednesday Wednesday, it's fine to ne
Wednesday Wednesday, not quite Monday and not Saturday-ee-ay
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:30, archived)

The more we work at this
the more I think that there's a good reason why nobody's written a great song about Wednesdays.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)

UNTIL NOW

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:43, archived)

I like your positivity
we're going to need a great production team and an even more impressive singer to pull this off. Isn't Jonathan King a somtimes visitor to this site? He'd be just the person we need...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:52, archived)

I'll get in touch with Floating Points

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:59, archived)

Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. by Simon and Garfunkel is pretty good
but not exactly world-changing.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:48, archived)

I love that album
I am an unashamed S&G mentalist
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 10:19, archived)

It's up to you.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 10:34, archived)

You might like Flashlight Seasons by Gravenhurst.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:36, archived)

Comments are turned off for this video :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTkaDElSwQ
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 9:07, archived)

On a kindergarten video containing the word "hump"? Can't imagine why.
I'm sure a few b3tans can vividly imagine it though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 9:21, archived)

lol hump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 9:24, archived)

*KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 9:29, archived)

in the sidebar: "3-Year-Old Circle Time"
I'm scrubbing this drive later.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:26, archived)

Damon Albarn is taking notes.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 10:50, archived)

Let me guess, Geoffery Wednesday is a depressed banker who moved to the seaside

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 10:53, archived)

ffery Wednesday is a depressed banker who moved to the seaside STORM
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 10:55, archived)

coxsackievirus

( Cock, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 3:53, archived)

specifically: cox and sacks
( Cock, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 4:07, archived)